Except for Zhang Ren, who was standing guard outside the courtyard, Liu Bei's family, there were just a few people, and there was no one else.

After a few people were busy, they cleaned the floor in the middle of the room, boiled some hot water along the way, and everyone was finally able to sit down.

And so, the pleasant tea party began.

Tong Yuan knelt on his left and Xu Wanfang sat on his right, facing everyone.

Xu Sanniang, Xu Ding, Zhang Ren, and Liu Bei knelt down and sat down at both ends.

Xu Wanfang looked at the people in the house, Liu Bei was a master, too young;

Zhang Ren is a disciple of Tong Yuan, and it is difficult to speak;

The others are either their own sisters or nephews......

You can only speak on your own:

"Dare to ask Elder Tong, why are you here?"

Tong Yuan opened his mouth and said: "A few years ago, I was teaching apprentices in the Liangzhou realm, and I suddenly became undecided, so I took Zhang Ren and walked around.

Later, when I arrived near Daizhou, I suddenly remembered that a few years ago, I happened to hear that someone had seen Zhu A here, so I came to see if it was true or not. ”

"Tong Lao knows Zhu'a?" Xu Wanfang asked curiously, I didn't hear that the two of you have an intersection!

Xu Sanniang and Xu Ding's ears pricked up, listening carefully, and their faces changed.

Liu Bei heard the master say this, he didn't pay much attention to it, his head moved back and forth, looking at this and that, figuring out his personal thoughts, he was pondering the intentions of the Xu family.

"Oh, this, I met Zhu A by chance many years ago, and the two of us had a discussion, so we said goodbye.

I haven't seen you for many years, and I miss it very much! ”

Tong Yuan's tone was light, and he sighed with emotion after speaking.

Everyone understood, Tong Yuan must have won Zhu A, and now he can't find an opponent, so he remembered Zhu A, and he came from thousands of miles away, and his hands were itchy......

This is the master, look, how natural and smooth this 'invincible is so lonely'!

However, this thing is really not convincing, 'the truth is spoken, and the majesty is played'.

Imagine the tricks between the masters, the moves are exquisite, the moves are flowing and the clouds are flowing, the sky and the earth are cracked, and the rivers are reversed, the sun and the moon are dark...... Everyone looked fascinated, and there were also some small doubts, what realm Tong Yuan's martial arts had learned.

So, Xu Sanniang asked.

"Well, according to our martial arts division, the highest is a grandmaster-level master, and the old man broke through the sect by half a step...... I don't know what to call it...... I asked many people, and they thought it could be called a 'half-fairy realm'......"

Speaking of this, Tong Yuan still had a sense of accomplishment, with a proud smile on his face. Just ask the martial arts grandmaster level, how many people can there be in the world, let alone take a step forward.

"Ahh

Xu Sanniang's face turned red and her eyes darkened, she still wanted to fight with others, but now it seems that her thoughts are ridiculous.

Tong Yuan saw Xu Sanniang's expression and knew that he had been hit by himself, this woman was very sassy, and she had a style of 'women don't let her have eyebrows', and she couldn't bear to let her have a martial arts knot.

So Tong Yuan opened his mouth and wanted to encourage him, but at this moment, a ...... came from his ears

"Half-immortal? …… Is Huang Banxian like that? ”

Everyone: "??? "Take a look.

Liu Bei was holding his cheeks, his eyes were floating, and he was wandering out of the world there, and the words continued to purr out of his mouth unconsciously:

"It is said that Huang Banxian can transform into a human form.

Then, when a person becomes a half-immortal, do he want to become a ...... Weasel ......"

Tong Yuan opened his mouth and looked at Liu Bei in a daze, the breath in his throat couldn't get in, and he couldn't get out, and his face instantly suffocated like a burning cloud.

The others are no better, this, this, the same? Uh, the same, right? All of them are half-immortals. But why do you think so...... Laugh too.

Laugh, rude. Don't laugh, I'm panicking.

Everyone had different expressions, just looking at Liu Bei. Well, this one is unaware and still immersed in his own associations.

"Man becomes a weasel, and a weasel becomes a man...... Tsk, what an esoteric proposition. ”

Liu Bei clicked his lips, and finally decided that he didn't want to think about it if he didn't understand it, it was too tiring and his brain hurt.

As a result, Liu Bei was a little confused: Uncle Lie, why don't you chat and watch me?

Liu Bei hurriedly glanced at his whole body, there was no problem. Stand up, jump a few times, stomp your feet, there is no shortage of parts. Slap your arms back and forth, left and right, and you're all right...... Hell.

"You, you say it again. I tell you, young man, you can eat more...... But there are some things that cannot be said nonsense...... Don't take words like a fart, just let it go and you're done...... I can't tell you a coherent ...... It's endless......"

Tong Yuan saw that this kid was jumping up and down, not in shape, and his face was even more angry, his neck was thick, his fingers trembled and pointed at Liu Bei, and a Milky Way appeared in his mouth, wanting to drown Liu Bei.

I can't complain that Tong Yuan is angry. 'Old kid, old kid'. After the hurdle of knowing the destiny of heaven at sixty, everyone's mood will change. Some people become more and more calm, some people become more childlike, and some people ...... (Menopause effects, final stereotype!) ）

Tong Yuan, as a leader in martial arts, was able to reach his current realm thanks to the fact that his mind was very pure, that is, his childlike heart was maintained well.

Therefore, he couldn't help it and angrily ...... towards Liu Bei Squirt water.

Liu Bei hurriedly took out an umbrella (illusory) to cover the overwhelming rain downpour, so fierce waterfall.

Several members of the Xu family were already shivering from the cold, and hurriedly drank hot water, cursing Liu Da'er's family, not even a hot kang, while watching the 'monkey show'...... At the gate of the city, he was like a fool, he was fooled by Liu Bei for a long time, and he didn't do anything...... Now, it's finally balanced...... Sure enough, one's own happiness should be based on the suffering of others......

'Quack' three people are beautiful!

……

'Smack'

In the face of the pouring rain, Liu Bei finally gave himself a slap in the face angrily: Just think about it, call you a meow mouth, it's okay, fall into the demon cave, and be cut by a thousand knives......

"I'll be anxious if you spray it again...... You squirt again, I'm ...... I've fought with you...... He's meowing, who's afraid of whom......"

Liu Bei finally couldn't help it, endlessly, this is, let you scold a few words, I'll say something nice and it's over, hello and I'm good...... Who? If you belong to the eighth king, you will not let go if you bite it...... Counterattack.

But he didn't want to think about it, and he didn't say anything about apology until now, can Tong Yuan dissipate his anger? The fire is even bigger!

Compared with the goods in the house, Zhang Ren performed really well, the whole person was like a clay sculpture, kneeling there quietly!

"Stop!"

Liu Bei finally turned his heart sideways, stretched out his right hand forward, inhaled and exhaled.

Tong Yuan saw that his palms stood up, "What move?" I was stunned for a moment, so I stopped.

Liu Bei knelt on the ground, made a gesture to the four sides, and said Lang Lang: "You are a master, a half-immortal, how can you be as knowledgeable as a mortal." ”

Tong Yuan heard it, oh, I'm going to admit my mistake, okay, I'm waiting for your apology.

The Xu family was a little disappointed, alas, why didn't they fight.

"But, I'm not wrong, you're a weasel!" A sentence followed and reached everyone's ears.

Zhang Ren tilted his body and fell to the floor with a 'poof'.

Brother, are you the most calm?

Zhang Ren hurriedly opened his eyes, and when he saw everyone looking at him, he scratched his head, and his face was flushed: "Teacher, I'm sitting and falling asleep again!" ”

A 'like' in Liu Bei's eyes flew over, buddy, superb technology!

Zhang Ren secretly glanced at Liu Bei, and smiled when he saw it!

Several members of the Xu family looked at each other and smiled, such an apprentice, it doesn't hurt to keep it!

Tong Yuan jumped on his feet:

"Who's a weasel?"

ps: At the end of the circus performance, a black bear stood in front of the audience: "Uncle, give some rewards!" “