Chapter 42: The gong sounds, and the show begins
In the alley, Liu Bei raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his face, which scared me to death.
"Tsk, look at my terrifying technique, perfect in practice.
Awesome, awesome, admire, admire. β
Gotcha, what kind of stuff is this stuff made of, the danger has just been lifted, and narcissism is on.
After praising himself easily, Liu Bei remembered that he should have gone to see if he had fallen to his death.
If you die, you can turn yourself in.
Don't die, let's talk about it.
So, Liu Bei packed up his clothes and tried to behave decently.
Only then did I go along the alley and find the portal.
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'Dangdang'
Liu Bei's index knuckle buckled on the door panel, slightly slight, gentle mess.
Why?
Since my father died unexpectedly, in order to prevent people with ulterior motives, I have made a lot of small organs inside and outside the house.
At the beginning, the role was not to say what to do with people, but to serve as a warning.
But later, in order to survive, the taste changed.
Many people don't know that when they knock on the door, either the door panel is broken, or they kill the 'little flower' and lose money.
The neighbors knew that Liu Bei was a pit person, and there were not a hundred, but eighty of the 'little flowers' that were stoned to death before and after, but they all knew why, so they acquiesced to this unreliable behavior, and made up from time to time.
Liu Yuan, as Liu Bei's uncle, clearly helped Liu Bei's mother and son, and was afraid that others would talk about it, so he was fooled many times and gave Liu Bei a lot of help.
Thanks to the neighbors or something, it has nothing to do here, so I won't say it.
But this incident was deeply imprinted in Liu Bei's mind and became a natural habitual behavior.
'Dangdang'
Liu Bei knocked on the door panel softly and said:
"Is anyone home?"
There was no movement, and I knocked again.
'Dangdang'
"Is anyone home?"
There was no movement, and I knocked again.
Liu Bei's eyes rolled and continued to knock.
'Dangdang'
There were knocks on the door, and the inquiries never rang again.
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Outside the courtyard gate, knocking kept coming into the courtyard.
The people in the courtyard stood not far from the side, staring and kicking their legs, always ready to ......
It's been a long time.
"Brother Jane, this, this door panel is frozen, right?"
Scar's face was already dizzy from hunger, and he kicked his legs for a long time, his legs and stomach trembled, and he asked in a low voice.
Zhang Shiping is also puzzled, usually very bright, he will fall down when he touches it, what is wrong today, is it really frozen.
Zhang Shiping also looked at Jian Yong in a daze, his legs and stomach were really sore, and he couldn't stand it.
Jian Yong raised his hand and knocked on the door of his head, impossible, I will check it myself when I come back in the morning, no problem, why is it time for lunch, it will not be bright.
"Forget it, I'll open the door, maybe for the sake of the girl's safety, they will reward us with something."
Jian Yong said, walking towards the door.
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Outside the door, Liu Bei knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response.
"Is there no one at home?"
I put my ears up and listened for a long time, but I didn't hear anything except the wind whistling.
"It doesn't seem like anyone. Also, I heard Brother Brick say that there are ten rooms and nine empty rooms in Xicheng, and there are no living people. β
Liu Bei confirmed that this family is very rich in buildings, but now no one is opening the door, it should be a family that has migrated.
Since there is no one, what are you waiting for.
Liu Bei was anxious about the safety of the unknown girl, and if there was a wild dog, it would be troublesome, so he hurriedly bent his knees and raised his feet and kicked out suddenly, shouting loudly.
"Walk you!"
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Jian Yong walked to the door, very puzzled, in the past, this trick was tried and tried, why didn't it work.
After thinking about it, I was only three steps away from the door.
Jian Yong retracted his thoughts, raised his head, and stretched out his hand as he walked, about to open the door.
'Bang'
Suddenly, there was a loud bang, and the door panel suddenly left the door frame and flew towards Jian Yong.
"Mom!"
Jian Yong screamed, and in his eagerness, he could only twist his body, and the door panel in his eyes was rapidly enlarged, and the frightened Jian Yong closed his eyes.
'Bang Dang'
The door panel slammed heavily on Jian Yong's body.
'Puff'
Jian Yong felt that he was hit by a strong force in his back, and his body fell down, smashing on the ground, and his head smashed on the ground, 'buzzing' non-stop.
The door panel fell to the ground, half on the steps, half on the ......, and trembled unwillingly a few times, and then it was still.
The door panel is flat and suitable for walking.
"Uh???"
A group of beggars in the courtyard had a loud bang in their ears, and before they could react, they saw the door panel flying over and were startled.
When I saw it clearly, the door panel between them was lying flat on the ground, with two hands leaking out from both sides, and two feet constantly fluttering.
Their faces were tangled, and they didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"It's too much of a deception."
Zhang Shiping was furious, who are you, you dare to break into the house, and kicked the door panel.
Zhang Shiping, who was furious, picked up a broken broom on the side and rushed over.
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Miss Xuan, she was curled up in a ball, her eyes secretly opening a gap and peeking out.
"Poof, poof, is this a human patty on the door panel, or is it a live kill...... It's quite flat and dripping, try it with a fat pig pig another day...... Puff puff puff ......"
Xuan Jue desperately controlled his body that wanted to tremble, ready to continue watching the play, and it was best to teach the big-eared villain a hard lesson, so that he could find an excuse to leave.
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Liu Bei kicked the door panel, strode into the courtyard, stood on the door panel, and looked inside.
"Hey, someone.
Hey, I'm in a hurry with a broom.
Oh, I was wrong, they heard a knock at the door, and they were afraid that I would fall, so they went looking for a broom.
Alas, what a good man! β
Liu Bei thought of this, and rushed to the man who ran over with a red face, clenched his fists, and said loudly:
"Thank you for your kindness, I really don't dare to take it."
'Yoyo'
Zhang Shiping came to him angrily, and was just about to raise the broom to teach others, but they suddenly thanked him, and instinctively retracted his feet, and his body hit a pulley, almost flashing his old waist.
"This, this"
Zhang Shiping stood firm, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Xuan Jue peeked at it, trembling violently, but fortunately, the amplitude was not large and no one found it.
"Oops, big ears are too talented, that's fine.
Ahh......h
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"This son, you, you let people go first."
Zhang Shiping's face turned red, waving the broom in his hand. Say as gently as you can.
He was not stupid, he was very young, his face was ruddy, his eyes were shining, and he was dressed in a black bear skin.
If you can kick in the door without any scruples, there must be someone behind you who is bold and can't be provoked. β
Liu Bei's head was erected with a 'δΈ¨', and his eyes were puzzled.
"What's that? Release people.
Where are the people?
Okay, girl, it seems that you are trying to conceal the facts, and you are going to take advantage of the people's daughters.
It's called a halfway robbery. Hmph, look at my temper. β
Liu Bei looked ahead, but he really didn't see the person under the door panel.
At this moment, when I saw this man bite back, coupled with the fact that he was dressed in rags and looked like a beggar and a homeless person, I felt that this man had bad ideas.
Saving lives matters.
Liu Bei sank his face, his eyes showed a cold light, he stomped his feet fiercely, and rushed towards Zhang Shiping.
Zhang Shiping was taken aback, and looked at it, okay, is it bullying, I will teach you a lesson for your family.
Wielding a broom, Zhang Shiping greeted him.
'Everyone' Ling Jue chuckled:
"Wow, the show is starting!"
Little Doodoo Lagua:
(1): In ancient times, the communication between people was very complicated.
There are official dialects, local dialects, and vernaculars.
In many cases, it is easy to offend people if it is not accurate.
For example, if you talk to someone in the vernacular, they feel that they look down on you and leave angrily.
And the official language is difficult and obscure, chewing the words, cherishing the words like gold, and the uneducated think that you are showing off.
Therefore, when people you don't know meet, you can save it to avoid misunderstandings.
Don't you know, many times it's easier to misunderstand.
This is the dilemma, the sorrow of ordinary people.