Lu Zhe sat alone on a protruding hill in the southwest of the fish viewing pond, with verdant bamboo behind him, presumably he must have liked the hot pot very much, the big red in front of him, the koi fish that kept swimming, braised is the most suitable, I don't know if eating carp at this time is a crime.

Lu Zhe thought about it for a while, chewing the snack in his mouth. As the host, Zheng Taishou is still very thoughtful, because the dinner will start in a few hours, so he has prepared a lot of snacks and wine, if needed, just talk to the servants in the courtyard, it is very much the taste of the buffet in the future.

Lu Zhe was reprimanded by Zheng Taishou before, and everyone didn't treat him very well, plus just now, he stepped forward to look at the sister paper, but was kicked by a sister paper, so at this time, in the eyes of all the scholars in the garden, he can be said to be a shell calling the door - it stinks home.

The result of this is that no one wants to sit with him at this Shangyuan Wenhui, even Xue Fengyi and Yang Hongyi have abandoned him, looking like I am not familiar with this lustful child.

So, Lu Zhe had no choice but to sit by the pond, eating and looking at the koi, but he was also content.

As for writing articles? What did you say? Can I see people with my crooked handwriting? I just figured out the traditional Chinese,

There are very few articles like this that require everyone to submit an article, but there are very few who do not write it. In the past, communication was not developed, and it was not easy to participate in a literary meeting, as long as the article was written, or the famous literati Lin, or the famous eunuch of the family, and even the hearts of beautiful women, winning Bai Fumei, and going to the pinnacle of life. Such a good opportunity, a fool does not write.

However, there is such a fool here, after occupying the quota of the Chenzhou Shizi who wanted to participate in the Yuan Guan Fish Meeting, he really came here to watch the fish, in the words of the Tang Dynasty, that is-idiot.

Of course, this "idiot" here is not the meaning that later generations said, in the Tang Dynasty, to say that people are XX Han, in fact, it is to curse people, such as this military man, this Tian She Han, it is said that our great Emperor Li Yuan, His Majesty, once scolded his literati, you scholar!

Therefore, in the Tang Dynasty, although idiot did not mean perverted, he actually said that you were a stupid person.

Pervert or stupid, it's hard to tell which is worse.

Anyway, there was no one around, and Lu Zhe no longer knelt down, but leaned on the stone next to him in a posture similar to Ge You's paralysis, just squinted at a glass of wine in one hand, squinted his eyes, and looked at the lively crowd in the distance, everyone was talking and laughing, or drinking, and some even took out their musical instruments and improvised a paragraph.

This is the Tang Dynasty, Lu Zhe looked at the crowd in the distance, and the literati in those ancient paintings happened vividly in front of his eyes, all of which made him feel very interesting.

But the excitement is theirs, and I have nothing. Although this sentence was said by Zhu Ziqing, Lu Zhe also felt the same way, although he was disgusted and alienated by everyone, it was an unintentional mistake, because he did not understand the customs of the Tang people. But even if you are happy with these Tang people at the moment, you will feel a little lonely.

Carnival is actually just the loneliness of a group of people. A lyric from his previous life suddenly came to mind, and Lu Zhe finally understood the source of the low pressure on his body.

Today is the Lantern Festival, so he is naturally homesick, missing the world of relatives, lovers and friends in his later life, as well as the Lantern Festival hot pot noodles Guo Degang Vortex Naruto fathead fish.

It's a pity that he can't go back, Lu Zhe sighed, I don't know why, everyone in Wuzhuang Guan also appeared in his mind at this moment, together with the memories of his previous life, Yun Niang, Ghost Elder, Forest Dog Combination, Iron Three.......

When the Shangyuan Fish Festival is over, I'll go back quickly, it's time for spring ploughing, and there are still a lot of things in the village. At this moment, Lu Zhe finally understood that the Wuzhuang Concept, which he had faintly disliked every day, had become his home in Datang, a root-like existence.

"Dengzi, why don't you compose." A gust of fragrant wind came from behind, Lu Zhe turned his head to see that it was her again, the lady who had just kicked herself, she was the only one who embroidered water birds on her veil with cyan thread, Lu Zhe could see it at a glance.

"Soaring, graceful like a dragon, Zhe Pingsheng has never seen such a beautiful scenery in his life, he can't help it for a while, he lost his manners, and asked the lady to forgive his sins." Seeing that the other party came to him, of course Lu Zhe didn't feel that he was amazingly attractive, so that this little lady fell in love with him at once, but he just thought that he was here to trouble him, and hurriedly told the other party that he didn't mean to.

"Hehe, Mr. Lu Xiao has a good mouth, and he can say such beautiful words that make people close their mouths, I'm afraid he has deceived a lot of little ladies." These later generations seem to be just excuses for apologies, in this subtle and conservative ancient times, in front of the little lady, directly praise her beauty, which is a bit flirtatious.

So, this little lady sat next to Lu Zhe generously, of course, as a woman from a family, she did not learn from Lu Zhe's shameful Ge You's paralysis.

"The little lady knows Zhe?" Hearing that Mr. Lu Xiao, Lu Zhe felt inexplicably familiar, so he asked.

"Didn't you forget your concubine, sir?" The girl lifted the veil from her face, revealing a familiar little face, and then quickly covered the beautiful face.

"It turned out to be a graceful little lady, and I am fortunate to be happy." Lu Zhe just said that for no reason, this lady actually kicked herself, and it turned out to be Mu Wanyang of the Mu Chamber of Commerce, but this makeup is really. Lu Zhe couldn't help but want to say something to the female ** of the Tang Dynasty in terms of makeup and dress, and the costumes of those geisha in Dongying in later generations are said to be the makeup of women in the Tang Dynasty. After applying lead powder to make himself look like a white face, he used big red rouge to paint two large red faces on his face.

Because Mu Wanyang had not yet arrived at this time, she was still a little Lori, so she did not shave off her eyebrows, painted a large and thick halo eyebrows, and only drew a slight lower eyebrow, but on her forehead and the corners of her eyes, a pattern made of gold leaf was pasted, and the corners of her mouth were also painted with cinnabar.

It's good to look aside, lead powder, cinnabar, etc. on the face, you are too long-lived, I heard that there are women who eat mercury and swallow arsenic in order to whiten, it's hard to imagine.

"Why doesn't Mr. write, with Mr.'s talent, he will definitely win the championship." Lu Zhe is thinking about how to give her the dangers of Tang Dynasty cosmetics, after all, she is her own financier. As a result, the little lady asked asked.

"Zhe really doesn't know how to write and ink, so he won't be ugly in front of others." Lu Zhe is also very calm, he knows the results of the Tuyuhun battle in more detail than their main generals, but what is the point? Just now Yang Hongyi quietly told himself that all the people present today are here to compete for the second place, and Zheng Taishou is ready to pave the way for his son Zheng Jinde today, and he did not hesitate to invite the princess and Lu Gong who is far away in Fanyang, this news is no secret in Chenzhou.

"Sir, why bother to defile yourself." Mu Wanyang's soft Lolita voice came, it seemed to be very sorry for Lu Zhe, these days, about this mysterious Mr. Lu Xiao's information, she has collected, in her opinion, this Mr. Lu Xiao has a strange art, not only proficient in the number of arts, the study of Ji Ran, can make fire in the ice, wine lees to take wine, but also proficient in the art of Hua Tuo's flesh and bones, and Buddhism is profound, obviously a great talent, these days, she and Mu Zhong carefully combed through the knowledge that Mr. Lu Xiao taught in Panshi Town that day, the more they combed it, the more they felt like an abyssal sea, As a girl who is about to enter the flower letter period, Mu Wanyang, who loves fantasy in middle school, has already regarded this Mr. Lu as a part of his adventure, a kind of grandfather-like existence in a ring.

She also heard about Lu Zhe just now, and she even felt a little like an idol was shattered, but after thinking about it, Lu Zhe was a person from the mountain gate and was not tolerated by "Li Rebellion", so she suddenly realized that Mr. Lu Xiao had a hard time. It's a bit of the taste of those sisters in the rice circle in later generations who make stupid brains for their idols.

"Self-defilement, sort of." Lu Zhe laughed self-deprecatingly, but it wasn't me who took the initiative, but passively defiled myself. He silently added this sentence in his heart.

Seeing that although Lu Zhe had a wry smile on his face, his expression was extremely free and easy, Mu Wanyang was even more sure that the other party was defiling himself, and he admired it in his heart, but at the same time, he also felt a sense of regret, but unfortunately, if this person was not ...... Thinking of certain possibilities, the little girl's face turned red, but fortunately it was covered by a thick layer of powder and a hat, otherwise she felt a little embarrassed.

At this moment, it was still daytime, and it was already a bit shocking for a woman to come over, so Mu Wanyang saw that Lu Zhe didn't care, so he hurriedly blessed him and said, "Little sir, meet again tonight." And he ran away with a thud.

Is he dating me? I was asked out by a little broken child? Lu Zhe was obviously a little confused, but seeing the disgusting eyes of others, he couldn't help but feel a little unhappy.

Obviously, Niu Jinda must also know about Zheng Guanyu's fame for his son, but he still sent himself and Xue Fengyi over and told them to go all out to win the championship, which is obviously disgusting Zheng Guanyu, doesn't this make them dislike Zheng Guanyu?

Moreover, for the fact that the two of them won the championship, in a sense, Niu Jinda himself is not optimistic, otherwise why didn't he let his son Niu Shizan come over, Niu Shizan is also quite famous, to put it bluntly, doesn't he just want his son to come over and be ruined?

Lu Zhe deeply suspected that he was the cannon fodder thrown by Niu Jinda, Xue Fengyi was still the five-grade tooth goalkeeper of the Zhanjiang Mansion, and the famous white horse general Baipaolang, and Lu Zhe himself, who was not famous, came from the mountains and wilderness, wasn't he the chicken that was used by Zheng Taishou to kill chickens and make an example of monkeys? It's a pity that I still stupidly got up.

This is the tragedy of information asymmetry, Lu Zhe sighed. If I had known the news earlier, why would I have been so ugly, I really went out of the teahouse and into the bathhouse - inside and out.

In fact, Niu Jinda really planned to do so, Niu Jinda took a fancy to Lu Zhe's ability, and deliberately sent Lu Zhe over to participate in the fish watching meeting, he also guessed that compared to the famous Xue Fengyi, Zheng Guanyu would definitely humiliate the other kid he brought, what he meant was that when Lu Zhe was humiliated and wanted to retaliate, he could only rely on himself, and he could accept Lu Zhe as a staff member.

He thought very well, but he didn't know that in Lu Zhe's body, it was a soul from a thousand years later, and he obviously underestimated the discipline of the people in the future.

In fact, it is like this, in the Tang Dynasty, people's discipline is generally higher than that of modern people, if it is an ordinary ancient, if he is so humiliated, it is in vain not to retaliate back, relatives and friends look down on him, but Lu Zhe is the soul of later generations, but he was said a few words by the leader of a prefecture-level city, although he was unhappy, but he didn't feel that it was a big humiliation, but Niu Jinda dared to design himself, Lu Zhe quickly took out a small notebook and wrote Niu Jinda's name in the first place, followed by Zheng Guanyu.

If I get the ambition in a few years, next month's list, there will definitely be one of you, okay, old cow. Lu Zhe muttered in a low voice, while thinking in his heart, he met Li Erwei one day to go on patrol, and then the monarch and the minister got along, and the sacred heart was happy, and he was in and out of the prime from then on, married the princess and became the prince of the country, and walked to the peak of life, and then began to teach the cow to be a man.

No wonder no one has passed on the two Tang books to you, your character, it's really strange to have friends. After silently complaining about Niu Jinda in his heart again, Lu Zhe concentrated on dealing with dim sum.

Just as Lu Zhe was happily feeding the fish with dim sum dregs, there was a sudden loud noise from the Jingshe on the opposite side of the pond.