Chapter 63: Director Dog (Part II)
"Is this monster blind? Why is he wearing a black thing on his eyes?" The audience didn't know why, and they were full of curiosity, and they were all looking forward to Chang'e's action to quickly finish him off.
In the eyes of everyone, this time this time must be a criminal imitator who does not know whether to live or die. Imitate the sun god Apollo. But no one was optimistic that it would have the good fortune of Apollo and eventually come out of it.
The red cloak flew in the wind, the hunting sounded, the dog demon raised one of the dog's legs, stepped on the stones of the ruins, one dog crossed his waist, and the other dog pointed to the Moon God's mansion, and then flipped the direction of the dog's paw, hooked the middle finger, and made a provocative gesture.
Although Xiao Nan knew that this was acting, she didn't need to fake her mood when she wanted to beat the demon opposite. Especially when Liang Liang was smiling cheaply, he especially wanted to slap the X-brand sunglasses on his face. Of course, not only Xiao Nan, but also other Yuefu people who don't know the truth have long been impatient, and they have asked Lord Moon God to fight.
"Wu Gang, you go. "Chang'e" ordered coldly.
Everyone present looked at Wu Gang enviously.
Of course envy.
At this moment, no one wants to beat the dog demon, but the preference falls on Wu Gang's head, he can take action, and sure enough, the man with the green turban is the best.
"Master Wu Gang, beat it for me!"
"Old Wu, don't come back if you don't beat him into a meatloaf. ”
"Ah Gang, it's up to you today!
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The sound of cheering like this is endless, but not even one person is willing to cheer for the dog demon on the other side.
Wu Gang returned the salute with his fists one by one, with a posture of representing the villagers, and the number of courtesies was very thoughtful.
Woooooooo Liang Liang's dog barked.
"You, not the opponent of the deity, come to the moon god. Zhao Xi on the side translated. In order to play today's dog servant, Zhao Xi deliberately wore a black mask, according to Liang Liang's words, celebrities in our hometown travel like this.
Everyone had seen Zhao Xi earlier, but they didn't expect that he was here to translate the dog language.
"Whether it's an opponent or not, I don't know until I've fought. Wu Gang said word by word according to Liang Liang's script. Slightly stiff.
Woooooooo
Zhao Xi translated: "Hmph, stupid, green-headed turtle!"
Dog demon Liang Liang pounced on Wu Gang.
Wu Gang did not underestimate the enemy, as soon as he came up, he invited his own two board axes, rubbed his hands, and the plate axes were separated from the left and right hands, and his feet stepped on the explosive step, facing the enemy head-on.
Boom boom...
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
This battle was lively, and it looked very dangerous.
After 600 rounds of fierce fighting between the two sides, Wu Gang was defeated due to internal injuries.
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Liang Liang looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, as if he had never laughed in his life, and the one who laughed was called happy and proud.
Zhao Xi simply stood behind Liang Liang, and spoke out with Liang Liang's movements as if playing a double reed, "Wu Gang, the deity said a long time ago, you are not the opponent of the deity, why bother to lose face this time?"
Wu Gang's face was bitter, and his eyes were full of tears, as if he had been greatly humiliated.
Everyone was shocked, and the vigilance of this dog demon in their hearts couldn't help but go up countless steps, "This thing looks a little stupid, but I never expected the strength to be so strong, sure enough, daring to come to the door to provoke the Moon God Mansion is not a good kind." ”
The other woman nodded yes and agreed, adding, "Sure enough, people can't look good, and the sea can't fight, I'm afraid that from today onwards, our Xiangyue Realm, and even the entire continent, will blow a blue-red whirlwind." ”
Imitating the strong and imitating the clothes and appearances of idols is not the patent of the earth.
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"Moon God Chang'e" frowned, looking surprised and exaggerated, "The monster on the other side, who is his surname, why did he provoke my Moon God Mansion? Do you know that you are fighting against the entire Xiangyue Domain?"
The dog demon seems to have lost his mind and gone crazy, and every time he speaks, he must look up to the sky and laugh wildly, and only speak after laughing...
"The deity's surname is Dog, the Venerable is a messenger of justice from the earth, and today he is in the Moon God's Mansion, not for anything else, just for a challenge!" Zhao Xi continued to stand behind the dog demon to make a double reed translation.
The answer "Challenge?" was obviously unexpected by everyone on the scene, including the moon god Chang'e.
"What's going on this year?"
"If you want to be famous, you want to go crazy!"
It's no wonder that people are surprised that in the nameless world, whether it is a big war or a small fight, whether it is a national war or a street fight, or even a god war, there is only one purpose for nine out of nine events, that is...
Benefit.
In recent years, there have been fewer and fewer fights for the sake of fame.
Chang'e: "Oh, a challenge?"
"Yes, a challenge. "The red cloak undulates in the wind, showing a not-so-sassy posture.
"Challenge me?"
Everyone is talking nonsense, hitting your moon god Chang'e Mansion, isn't it challenging you, is it still challenging the sun god Apollo?
But the dog demon's answer was once again unexpected by everyone. Full marks on the surprise index.
"It's not you, you have nothing to challenge, if you don't challenge, you know that it's me, how boring. Hey, it's not interesting. Liang Liang shook the dog's head violently and sighed, looking like he was overwhelmed by the cold in a high place and was lonely and seeking defeat.
"It's not me? Who is it? But in my house?"
"Nonsense!" Liang Liang reprimanded condescendingly, "If it's not in your mansion, what is the deity doing here for hundreds of millions of miles?"
Although Xiao Nan was so sick and sick that she didn't want to read the lines anymore, as an actor, she must have excellent professionalism, so she continued to be curious about the baby, silly and innocent and asked: "Who is in my house who is worthy of the Dog Venerable to make a big move and come hundreds of millions of miles to go to the meeting alone?"
"Not human!"
"Not a person?" Chang'e couldn't stop her mouth in surprise.
The audience was also aroused, "It's not a human being, could it be that the Moon God Mansion hides another powerful dog demon? This dog fought in the Moon Mansion to find another dog to fight?"
"Yes, it's not a man, it's a tree, the laurel tree. Liang Liang finally stopped selling Guanzi and gave an answer.
"Guishu?" Chang'e naturally looked at Wu Gang, "Your relatives?"
Wu Gangtie shook his head with a blushing face, and finally said something that was not from the script, "How can I have such a stupid relative." ”
"Hey?" the dog director wanted to call the card.
"Okay, okay," the dog demon knew that today's scene had to be passed, and he couldn't shout cards, "It's all quiet, the deity came today to challenge the laurel tree." The deity just wants to see how powerful your moon god Chang'e personally planted, Emperor Yan Lao'er moved again, and the first punishment of the ages. ”
Sigh...
The audience was in an uproar, after so many years, it was the first time to hear such a desperate request, and he really came to challenge Guishu?
"Challenging the Guishu, regardless of whether the challenge is successful or not, just talking about this behavior, it is not only the Moon God who will be offended, but also the Lord Yan and his old man. Does this dog demon have a bad brain, and make enemies for himself? Or don't you want to live anymore, and want to make a name for yourself before you die..."
"Nonsense!" retorted the other, "brains to dress like that?"
"Indeed, the eldest brother is talking nonsense about the younger brother. ”
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Chang'e smiled, laughing extremely contemptuously, "Yes, if you want to challenge, you can challenge, if you can challenge successfully, it is not indispensable for this god to marry you." ”
Everyone laughed too, not laughing at Chang'e's frivolity, but laughing at the dog demon who didn't know the height of the sky. They thought the same as the moon god, and would rather believe that tomorrow the sun will rise ten at a time than that this stupid dog can challenge success...