Chapter 237: Striving to Fight and Slap His Face to Become Famous (Second Update)

Chapter 237

Seeing Wang Yang's fierce gaze, Assistant Teacher Wu couldn't help but palpitate in his heart, but at this moment, he naturally couldn't retreat, his eyes rolled, and he put on an unfathomable face of the division commander.

"The old man knows that you are full of poetry and books, talented, and the lyrics are quite famous in today's Tokyo Bianliang, so in this case, the old man knows a little about the couplet, and the day before yesterday I occasionally got a couplet, so I will use this couplet to teach you ......"

Wang Yang looked at this unfathomable Assistant Teacher Wu in a daze, his mood was really complicated at the moment, why didn't you come to compare your four books and five classics, but wanted to fight against yourself, a great talent?

Why didn't you say it earlier? If this old thing casually made a passage from the Four Books and Five Classics to paraphrase himself, then he would really be ashamed, but he didn't expect that this old thing actually wanted to take advantage of it, and felt that Wang's words were awesome, so it would definitely not work in other aspects.

As a result, he naturally thought that he was using a knife to kill chickens, but after this old man pulled out the knife, he didn't know that the opposite side was neither a chicken nor a cow, but a special Type 99 main battle tank.

But the problem is that Assistant Teacher Wu listened to these words in the ears of those Taixue students, and suddenly changed their taste, and they all scolded this Assistant Teacher Wu in their hearts for really wanting to be famous and crazy, this Assistant Teacher Wu is not good in other aspects, but it can be regarded as the first master of the couplet in Taixue, although the couplet is not more valued by the literary circle than poetry, words, and Fu, but it also belongs to a category in this circle.

But the problem is that the most awesome thing about Mr. Wushan is poetry, and you are too shameless, typically, you want to hit the short with a long one.

At this time, Wang Miangu couldn't help but stand up. "Assistant Teacher Wu, this couplet is really a bit out of the way, or you should teach Mr. Wushan the Four Books and Five Classics......

Before Wang Miangu finished speaking, he felt the eyes of four fierce wolves glaring at him, and the intense murderous aura and anger surged like a stormy wave.

Wang Miangu couldn't even speak, and as soon as he subconsciously looked up, he saw Assistant Teacher Wu's angry gaze, as well as Wang Wushan's equally angry gaze......

Wang Miangu looked at Wang Yang's angry face with a look of grievance and confusion, and said in his heart, Mr. Wushan, what are you making trouble about? Didn't you see that Wang was helping you?

Wang Dacaizi's mood at the moment is simply eighteen buckets of water, seven up and eight down, just careful liver was just this assistant teacher Wu wants to fight with himself and the joy of the couplet, and now the special Wang Miangu actually came out, wanting to persuade Assistant Teacher Wu to take the school of his own four books and five classics, what are you doing this a typical mess?

If it weren't for the fact that there were too many onlookers present, Wang Daguan would have had the intention of killing Wang Miangu.

And Assistant Teacher Wu's heart is also angry, I am so shameless, I am despicable, I don't use my own strengths to deal with the other party's shortcomings, how can I make a name for myself, God came to scare Wang Wushan, not to come to him as a stepping stone for him to step on, but to step on him to understand.

Well, if it weren't for Assistant Teacher Wu's instability in his fifties, it is very likely that he would shoot over with a big flying leg, so that Wang Miangu would know what it means to hide both civil and military.

After Wang Yang glared at Wang Miangu, he said in a relatively calm tone. "Assistant Teacher Wu is a teacher, and Assistant Teacher Wu is saying that Wang does not respect the teacher, and it is too reckless for you to stand up like this. But Assistant Teacher Wu, this test is more couplet, you see if it's ......"

Scared, scared, scared, scared, the reason why he reprimanded Wang Miangu proved that he was weak-hearted. At this moment, in Assistant Teacher Wu's heart, the obscene little man was waving his little fists vigorously, crying and howling with excitement.

And Assistant Teacher Wu suppressed his face that was a little distorted with excitement, and his triangular eyes tried to widen to make his eight-character eyebrows less obvious. "Well, it is worthy of Wang Wushan, just such a demeanor makes the old man admire. However, as the saying goes, it is better to choose a day than to hit the day, and now that class is out of school, the old man is itching himself, just at this time. ”

Wang Yang looked at this assistant teacher Wu who almost wanted to scratch his ears and cheeks, and he couldn't stop laughing in his heart. "Since this is the case, then Wang thinks it is better to do this, please teach Assistant Wu out of the upper link, and Wang also comes out of a upper link, if you can answer the other party's couplet is the winner, how about it?"

Assistant Teacher Wu couldn't help but be stunned, but he was full of confidence. "Naturally, there is no problem. The old man is older, so let the big one come out first...... "In this case, Wu will trample your kid to death for the first time, and see what kind of tricks and means you can play."

"The ancient wood is dry, and this wood becomes firewood."

As soon as this couplet came out, the students who were originally very excited to watch the excitement were like being poured a basin of ice water on their heads, and their hearts were so cold that they were **, it was really a dog, this is too difficult, right?

The ancient wood is dry, this wood is firewood, not only the front and back are closely linked, but more importantly, the ancient word and the wood word are just combined into the dry word, and this word and the wood word can be combined into the firewood word.

"Obediently, this Assistant Teacher Wu is also ruthless, and as soon as he makes a move, he is a rhythm that wants to be killed......"

"My mother, even if I want to blow up my head, I can't figure out who can match such a couplet."

Wang Miangu next to him shook his head helplessly, very helpless, he just stood up to show favor to Wang Yang, as a result, this thing actually didn't accept his kindness, and there was always an expression that Diao Min wanted to harm me, now I see it, right?

Assistant Teacher Wu's name as the first master of Taixue couplets is not blown, even if you are a talented man, no matter how good the poems are, but this couplet is not the same as the poem after all, and it is more important to scrutinize every word, every word, and even every side......

"Please also ask Wang Wushan to answer, if you can answer, then you can answer the question, the old man answers, if you can match, and the old man can also match, then let's continue how to repeat the question." Assistant Teacher Wu looked at Wang Yang, who was expressionless in front of him, and was secretly proud in his heart, this was a more interesting link that he treasured in his heart.

It's a pity that there has never been a chance to show off, and today, Wang Wushan, who is famous in Bianliang, Tokyo, squatted in front of him, used to slap him in the face, and stepped on him to become famous, which is the most suitable.

As for why he didn't step on Su Dongpo, a great writer who has been famous for decades, well, if he wants to step on it, he has to have the opportunity to reach it.

Wang Yang was also a little stunned, this is not scientific, this product is such a strange couplet, but soon, Wang Yang came back to his senses, this is the ancient times, the new century New Year's festival stickers are not what they are aspiring to, family fun, or making a fortune.

It is as rich and colorful as in ancient times, and he likes to use couplets to play word games, but fortunately, although Wang Dacaizi is not a strong point in classical Chinese, but in terms of flexibility and change, he is definitely the unparalleled master in the world.

In addition, when I practiced calligraphy in the past, I don't know how many couplets I have written, well, it is symmetrical and neat for the emphasis on it, so it is perfect for practicing calligraphy.

Isn't it just that a dry word can be split into two words, a chai word can be split into two words, and it can also rhyme, why is it difficult?

Wang Dacai put his hands behind his back and slowly paced in the field, which was comparable to a light brain, with an IQ of about 25...... Well, that's the EQ of this product, and Uncle Wang's IQ is more than 180.

The waiting time was not long, but everyone was holding their breath, feeling as if a century had passed, Wang Yang paused, raised his head, and couldn't help but be stunned.