Chapter 22: Xiao Chen patted the horse
Xiao Chen hugged Zhen Mi, his heart blossomed, the beauties of the Three Kingdoms were all met by him, and they all became in his pocket, how could he not be excited!
"Yo yo yo, little baby, don't scratch your face, I have blood on my face! Not... I'm going to wash it up! Zhen Yi! ”
"Grass ... The grass people are here! "Zhen Yi hurriedly ran over!
"Hug it!"
"Alas!"
Zhen Yi hurriedly reached out to pick it up, but... Xiao Chen handed it out and took it back again!
"No! Zhen Jiang! You come and hug her, and no man is allowed to touch her, including his father! ”
"Ah?。。。h Zhen Yi is messy, this is a forcible robbery, I won't let me hug it, whose daughter is she!
"Uh... Be! Zhen Jiang had to agree, but she was no longer as afraid of Xiao Chen as she was before!
Cao Cao looked at Xiao Chen, thoughtful!
Hand Zhen Mi to Zhen Jiang, Xiao Chen patted the horse and left, and after a while, Xiao Chen came back shirtless, wearing only a pair of shorts!
"Yikes!!" All the women screamed! Hurry up and close your eyes, turn your head, turn your head!
Men are full of black lines!
"What is it called! General Ben has no clothes to change for the time being, so that's all! Come! Hurry up and give me back Ah Mi! "Just ask Zhen Jiang for it!
Zhen Jiangqiao tilted her head with a flushed face, handed Zhen Mi out, Xiao Chen took it gently, and touched Zhen Jiang's tender little hand by the way! "Oops! It feels so good! "Then I went to tease Zhen Mi again!
Zhen Jiang hurriedly ran away, he was molested, and he couldn't say it yet!
Along the way, Yu's face was full of sadness, "Master, what should I do!" What if the general doesn't give it back to us! ”
Zhen Yi immediately glared at her, "What do you know!" That's a blessing for her! It's also the luck of our Zhen family, if you dare to talk nonsense, I'll suck you in the mouth! ”
Yu Shi was frightened and immediately shut up!
Cao Cao rode his horse in front, smiling!
"Mengde, you seem to be in a good mood?"
"Haha! Oh, yes! I'm glad I decided! Looks like I'm going to be able to do it right away! Cao Cao looked ahead, his eyes flashed, the current Cao Cao still has no ambition, he just wants to contribute to the Han Dynasty, make more meritorious contributions, and then add officials to the knighthood! He likes his career!
"I still don't understand, although General Xiao became a tiger general at a young age, but... What can he bring to you? ”
Cao Cao smiled meaningfully: "Opportunity... Didn't I just tell you? ”
"What chance?"
"Of course, it's an opportunity to make a difference! When the time comes, you will understand that this Xiao Chen is not as simple as it seems on the surface, everything he does has his reasons! ”
Xiahoudun was even more confused, didn't what Xiao Chen did just save his life, he should just be happy... As for the meaning? He can't see it! Abducted Miss Zhen? It's nothing special, in his opinion, he just likes children, and he looks like a childlike child!
"Alas! We'll see when the time comes! Hurry up, I can't wait to test my guesses! ”
Xiao Chen suddenly stretched out his head, "Zhen Yi!" ”
"It's coming, it's coming! See the generals! ”
"Don't give Lao Tzu this set, this time I want to enter the palace to face the saint, it's not convenient to take Ah Mi, you take her to wait in Chenliu first, and I'll take her away in a few days, but... You must not touch her again, and no man will touch her in the future, whoever touches me will kill him!" Remember! ”
Zhen Yi was almost so frightened that he sat on the ground, he was going to kill him when he touched it, this... How murderous you are! He already has the answer in his heart, he loves it very much, the kind that wants to kill people at every turn, and the more he kills, the more excited he becomes!
"Remember! The grass people promise not to let anyone touch her! ”
"Hmmm... You have to take care of her, you can't make her unhappy, and if you let me know that my Ah Mi is unhappy, I'll slap you in the ear! ”
"Yes, yes, yes! Grass People Guarantee! Zhen Yi wiped his sweat, damn it, who am I recruiting to provoke me! But he was still looking forward to it in his heart, what was he expecting?
Bidding farewell to the Zhen family, Xiao Chen entered Chen Liu, and lived in Cao Cao's house, a dinner party, Cao Cao specially held for Xiao Chen, in addition to the family, the family of Xiahoudun, the two families got together, only Xiao Chen was an outsider!
"Come on! General, the lower officer toasts you! ”
"Hmmm! Xiao Cao! You are very good, and it will be of some benefit to you when you meet Your Majesty later! ”
Cao Cao was overjoyed, and hurriedly thanked him, his expression was excited! His father was speechless when he saw it, and he excited you like this with a word?
Xiahoudun didn't believe Xiao Chen very much!
"Alright! Stop kneeling, get up! Drink and eat! Yes! ”
Subsequently, Cao Cao introduced his family, what uncles and aunts, uncles and aunts! Xiao Chen had a headache when he saw it, but he still had to give some face, and there was one more point... He asked all his relatives to bring the child, and it turned out that he suspected that Xiao Chen had a pedophile!
Xiao Chen didn't disappoint him either! "Oh, what a cute little one..."
"My lord, this is my uncle's daughter, less than a year old this year!"
"Uh-huh! It's lovely! Come here and give it to her, keep her safe! As he spoke, Xiao Chen took out a pill glowing red, which made Cao Cao tremble!
"Oops, Mom!"
Cao Cao trembled and put it away, cautiously, and specially asked people to bring the best jade box to place, this is an elixir! He was extremely glad that he had made his decision, he had brought out all the babies in the family! But what he hopes is that Xiao Chen can take a fancy to one, even if it is one!
"Huh? Got one? Boys? The boy should have more experience, so there is no need to protect! With that, he took the pill back!
Cao Cao, who saw it, was distressed, and looked at his uncle with a complaining face! What use do you say, don't you have a daughter? Give birth to a daughter and get an elixir!
Cao Dong was confused, and he didn't understand what Cao Cao was angry about!
Afterwards, Cao Cao got eight pills, not because Xiao Chen was generous, but because he really liked children, and he was a girl!
Xiahoudun's intestines were repentant at this time, and when Cao Cao asked him to bring all the dolls over, he was too troublesome, and only then did he know Cao Cao's intentions! His eyes widened!
"Meng De, you are too unkind, why don't you tell me clearly about this, no, you will score me a grain!"
Cao Cao smiled, "Don't worry, there will be opportunities in the future, you can prepare the child!" Hahahahaha! Oh! By the way, it must be a girl! Hahahahaha! ”
Leaving a bewildered Xiahoudun...
"See Your Majesty! The ministers are late to see him, and he asks His Majesty to atone for his sins! ”
Liu Hong smiled and said, "It's okay! The journey is far away, and it is the time when the yellow scarf is in charge, which is understandable! Tell me how you broke the 300,000 yellow turbans with 30,000 soldiers. ”
Xiao Chen told the story in his own way, and listened to His Majesty Long Yan Dayue, this Xiao Chen was patting on the back, making the Manchu Dynasty civil and military all embarrassed, what to think about Your Majesty Long Wei or something, what is like divine help!
However, Emperor Han Ling still obtained some useful news, that is, Xiao Chen is not only brave in martial arts, but also amazing in resourcefulness!
"Good!! Good! Good! He is worthy of being the pillar of my talent! I will make you a general! Liu Hong was really excited to hear it, especially when he was about to fly up, and the general was sealed out in excitement!
"Your Majesty! This must not be done! Isn't the general General He Jin? How can this come out of the second general? This... ”
Liu Hong's face immediately darkened, but Xiao Chen was clever and immediately stepped forward to bow down, "Your Majesty!" This general deserves it! ”
Liu Hong, who was about to be furious, immediately became suspicious: "Oh? How to be guilty of the law? ”
Xiao Chen has too much appetite for him, the position of general was originally given by him for a moment of brain fever, if he responded, then Liu Hong would not be able to get off the stage, but this old minister is not sophisticated enough, Your Majesty is wrong, it is also right, you go up directly to oppose it, isn't it just a slap in the face? And like Xiao Chen, he really gave Liu Hong enough face!
"Your Majesty! To tell the truth, His Majesty asked Weichen to escort the captives into Beijing, but the Yellow Turban sent a large army to attack, and the 260,000 prisoners and 3,000 soldiers were... They all died! My fault! How dare you claim the reward! Please also ask Your Majesty to punish it! ”
"Bastard! Damn! How dare you attack my army! It's the other way around! ”
"Your Majesty is angry! The Yellow Turban Thief is too stupid to go against the Son of Heaven and will be punished by God, so Your Majesty does not need to be angry! ”
"Hahahaha! Good! You can say that again! Liu Hong immediately became happy again, the more he looked at Xiao Chen, the more pleasing he became, he was young and promising, he was still so good at talking, why did he become the emperor? Clothes and food? No! I'm tired of it! Guotai Min'an? Fuck the fucking stinky fart, what does it matter to me whether the people live or die! He wants that feeling of being on top! So! Xiao Chen is aimed at this!
"Your Majesty! The minister still has something to do! ”
Originally, Liu Hong was thinking about how to deal with this group of thieves who had no law, he was really angry, you beat other generals... It's okay, he's just a person under Liu Hong, but if you come and beat Liu Hong directly, it's not okay, it's clear that you don't give face! But when he heard Xiao Chen say this, he immediately changed his mood, because as soon as Xiao Chen spoke, he felt happy, this kid is too good at talking, so he likes to chat with him!
"Your Majesty, although the minister is far away in Lujiang, but he thinks about His Majesty all the time, and he will urge his family to silently recite His Majesty's name to protect his peace and tranquility for three meals a day, so the minister has nothing to repay, thanks to His Majesty's protection! After a lot of hard work, the minister finally found a spiritual object worthy of His Majesty, and is hereby ready to dedicate it to His Majesty! ”
Liu Hong has always loved Bao, and he has already been photographed by Xiao Chen, and this last blow directly sent him to heaven! "Quick! Fast! Take it out and take a look! I will reward you severely! ”
"To do things for Your Majesty, the minister does not ask for a reward, I only wish Your Majesty good health and well-being, and bless my Han people for thousands of years! Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live! ”
This last sycophant couldn't shoot him anymore, especially when he heard Xiao Chen's extremely strong voice, shouting "Long live, long live!" Hooray! "His heart is going to jump out! I couldn't stop shaking! He was so excited!
The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were all panicked, and those in the court were all old fritters, who were not masters of sycophancy, but today I saw Xiao Chen's sycophants... It's really earth-shattering, it's just amazing! They accept it, but they can't accept it!
Suddenly! Xiao Chen roared angrily: "A group of old dogs! Why are you still stunned? Don't you want your majesty to live long! ”
"Shocked!" The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were almost frightened! Then Liu Hong's face changed suddenly! He couldn't help but feel that only Xiao Chen was the one who really respected him and loved him!
Those old fritters also reacted quickly, and immediately knelt down! "Long live Your Majesty, long live!"
"Bastard! One less long live! ”
"Oh! Long live Your Majesty, long live, long live! ”
Xiao Chen didn't make it difficult for them, because he had already achieved his goal, he just wanted to make Liu Hong feel that only he Xiao Chen was a loyal minister!
"Humph! Flat! "Liu Hong was obviously angry at their false prostration!
The Manchu Dynasty civil and military forces were all shocked after they got up! Where is this Xiao Chen, what kind of young man is it, he is simply a veteran of officialdom, and they all lost!
Liu Hong no longer paid attention to those ministers, as if there were only two people in the hall, him and Xiao Chen!
"Xiao Aiqing! What exactly is the treasure you just mentioned? Liu Hong looked at Xiao Chen with excitement and anticipation!
"Your Majesty, this thing can protect Your Majesty's dragon body, not be riddled with all kinds of diseases, and can bless my great luck, it is really a rare thing!"
Liu Hong was immediately shocked when he heard this, because he believed it, without a trace of doubt, he had already habitually believed what Xiao Chen said!
"Quick! Take it out and show it to me! ”
Xiao Chen was ecstatic in his heart, the effect had been achieved, and what he said in the future would be a holy decree, because Liu Hong had completely trusted him, as long as he continued this last move, Liu Hong would definitely fall!
Xiao Chen's movements were very slow, which made Liu Hong impatient, and even more frightened the Manchu Dynasty's civil and military forces, they were afraid, they were afraid that Xiao Chen would really take out such treasures, if there were, then they would not have to speak in the future, and it would soon become his hall, because Liu Hong would no longer doubt any of his remarks, and even resolutely implement them to the end!
"Goo-dong!"
The silence was terrible, Liu Hong stared at his hand tightly!
Suddenly, a jade pendant appeared out of thin air in Xiao Chen's empty hand, and that jade pendant was still glowing with a faint blue light!
Emperor Han Ling's eyes widened, not to mention whether this thing was a treasure or not, just this out of thin air had already made him completely believe it! Because this is also incredible, then what he thought was incredible before is not so mysterious, plus his current trust in Xiao Chen...
"It!!'s over..." This is what those who like to get power think!
"Buzz!"
A blue light pierced into the top of the palace, and it came out of the jade pendant!
"What !!" Liu Hong grew his mouth, and his heart was about to jump out!
Before it was over, the light suddenly turned into a snow-white deer! A spirit deer with a dark blue plum blossom pattern! The plum blossoms are still shining!
"Oh my God! Who is this Xiao Chen! ”
Some officials were shocked and asked questions!
Liu Hong walked step by step towards the slowly falling sika deer, he believed it, he believed everything Xiao Chen said, that is to say, this baby can keep himself away from illness and make the country prosperous!
"Your Majesty is the destiny of heaven, God bless my great man! Long live my emperor, long live, long live! ”
This time, the hundred officials were smart, and immediately knelt down and shouted, but they completely fell into Xiao Chen's rhythm!
"Good!! Good!!! Good! Hahahahaha! Zhong Aiqing is flat! Hahahahaha! ”
"Xiaochen, tell me quickly, how to let him come to me!"
"Little Dust !!" The hundred officials can't be shocked anymore! This sentence of Xiaochen directly turned Xiao Chen into a royal family! Liu Hong unconsciously stopped treating him as an outsider!
"Your Majesty! Actually, he was yours! The minister is just an escort! Look! ”
Liu Hong followed Xiao Chen's finger and looked, the spirit deer actually ran towards him, and the speed was extremely fast, he ran to Liu Hong's side in an instant, and rubbed it on him affectionately!
"Really!!"
"Your Majesty! What the minister said is true, it was born to be yours, and only you deserve it! From now on, you don't need to say hello, it will watch over you all the time! ”
"Hahahahaha! Good! Good! All right! ”
Liu Hong walked to the dragon chair, and the spirit deer really followed obediently!
"Someone! Remove this dragon chair from me! ”
It was Xiao Chen who spoke!
“!!!”
"Bold! Xiao Chen! You're a big rebel! Your Majesty! Please give it to death! This person is crooked and heretical, and he clearly wants to destroy my Han country! ”
"Please give Xiao Chen death to Your Majesty!" All the officials knelt down, Xiao Chen must die, otherwise they will have nothing to do!
"Bastard! If you dare to speak falsely, I will be the first to kill you! Come on, remove the dragon chair for me! ”
“!!!”
Immediately, a janissary rushed in and lifted the dragon chair down!
Then I saw Liu Hong sitting on the spirit deer!
Hundreds of officials trembled, this has become blind trust!
Xiao Chen looked at these people coldly and didn't speak!
"Your Majesty! You're confused! Don't you even want the throne, the sky is going to kill my big Han country, this son of evil words to deceive the emperor, and use the blind method to deceive the emperor, please give the emperor death! Death to Xiao Chen! Xiao Chen must not stay! ”
Liu Hong smiled, he suddenly didn't get angry at all, because he didn't care about what these civil and military officials said at all, because it was all nonsense!
"Hahahaha! Xiaochen, you tell him, why did you remove the dragon chair! ”
"Your Majesty!" Xiao Chen was still calm, as if removing the dragon chair was the way it should be!
Baiguan was frightened again, could it be that Xiao Chen said that there was any decisive basis for removing the dragon chair?
"Where's the Imperial Doctor?"
An official immediately stood up: "Old minister Zhu Yuanming greets Your Majesty!" ”
"Let me ask you, what is the opinion of the word metal in medical technology?"
"Uh... This... Zhu Yuanming was shocked when he heard it! Because what is recorded in the medical book is that the good and the bad are evenly distributed!
"Humph! I'm asking you, how does a medical book define metal alone? Is it harmful to the body? ”
Zhu Yuanming finally understood, he looked at Xiao Chen in shock... He was speechless! He wanted to say that the harm was subtle and even negligible, but ... That's harmful!
"Your Majesty, I think the answer is already coming out, although it is said that metal does not harm the human body much, but... Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, even a little harm is a great harm to me! So... The minister dared to remove the dragon chair! The minister made his own decision to commit the following crimes, and asked His Majesty to surrender the crime! ”
This Xiao Chen is too good to say, and what is even more surprising is that he is also medical!
Liu Hong was completely moved, he felt that Xiao Chen was really good for him, and he was meticulous! The elderly Liu Hong couldn't help but leave a trace of tears, he was really moved! Because Liu Hong's life has been lonely, and he has never needed others to care, because no one dares to care about him, he is the emperor!
"Ah。。。 Little dust! You're doing the right thing! Attaboy! But... You're giving me a headache! ”
"Huh? Your Majesty... Minister... Xiao Chen pretended to be surprised!
"Haha! Don't worry, I just don't know how to reward you! That's it... Retreat from the dynasty... ”
Liu Hong felt that he had no strength in his body, and even he didn't know why!
The spirit deer carried him backwards...
"This..."
"Haha! Xiao Chen, Xiao Chen! I didn't expect you to act so hard, and you didn't get anything in the end, hahahaha! ”
"Huh? Do you have a hole in your brain? ”
"What did you say!"
"Who dares to be presumptuous above the court!" Yuan Huai stood up again, looked at the official like a fool, and then said to Xiao Chen, "General Xiao is really a dragon among people, and he admires it... Admire! If you have time, can you come to Jizhou as a guest? The old decay must sweep the couch to greet him! ”
"Lord Yuan is very loving, how dare the kid disobey?"
Yuan Huai glanced at him in surprise, and then smiled and said, "Hahahahahaha!" O dragon among men... A dragon among men! I... It's better too! ”
Xiao Chen looked at the direction of Yuan Huai's departure and showed a faint smile! When everyone walked out of the main hall, a shocking sound sounded in the entire palace hall, and the voice was repeated three times!
"The hero Xiao Chen, with 30,000 to 300,000, is really the talent of the pillars of my Han Dynasty, and he is loyal, and he is specially named the king of Lujiang, so he can be exempted from worship! Lujiang is tax-free for three years, and he is also given the post of metropolitan governor! Chin this!! ”
"Great... Grand Governor! ”
"It's a big deal! Dahan has never had a metropolitan governor, right? ”
"Yes! Rank than the general! ”
Wind... Will start!