'Click'

Liu Bei's jaw was dislocated, his eyes were protruding out of the frame, and the muscles on his face were constantly tangled together, should I laugh or should I laugh.

'Click'

Joint reduction.

"Puff puff, ahaha......"

Holding his stomach and laughing, tears and snot came out happily.

Liu Wen and Jian Yong stood aside, their heads down, their faces constipated, in stark contrast to Liu Bei, who was laughing wildly.

Until he knelt on the ground with a smile, out of breath, and if he continued to laugh, he might endanger his own safety, Liu Bei pinched his thigh fiercely, quickly returned to normal, and changed his face faster than anyone else.

"Hiss, let go, let go ......"

Liu Wen grabbed a demon's claw, tears were in his eyes, and his mouth was screaming in pain.

"Oh, I caught it wrong, my eyes are smiling......"

Liu Bei retracted his palm in a sneer.

"Tell me, what's next?"

Liu Bei sat down and looked at the two goods with a playful expression.

"I, but it's for you, my lord, that's why we're hospitalizing......"

"That's it, that is, the host didn't come, we invited the guests to eat tea and wait, it's not a slack......"

"It's not the key, it's the key to pee your pants...... Puff puff...... This is going to be said, puff puff ......"

Still couldn't hold back, slapped the table vigorously, lowered his head and tried his best to hold back his laughter.

Liu Wen and Jian Yong, you look at me at 'deep love', and I look back at 'Chu Chu pitiful'......

Liu Wen: It's just that you have bad intentions.

Jian Yong: You also deliberately planned.

Liu Wen: Brother, you will take the trouble yourself.

Jian Yong: Brother, you have to face the disaster you are looking for.

Liu Wen: Brother, as an elder brother, you have to set an example for me.

Jian Yong: Brother, I can't let you go freely as a brother.

You and I are affectionate, and in the house, lightning and thunder roar.

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At this time, in another room, it was a different scene.

The respected old Mr. Sima Hui, as the so-called old face is shameless, is looking for death and tossing there.

(In the past, the average life expectancy was very short, and at the age of forty or fifty, he called himself an old man, so Sima Hui, who was not too old, licked his face and reluctantly squeezed in.) ）

People want faces, trees and bark, not to mention this kind of famous people who are praised, reputation is much more important than life.

"Let me go and let me die......"

Sima Hui's mouth roared, his eyes bloodshot, and he was struggling.

Hu Gua and Hu Lie carried Sima Hui into the house to change clothes, and they were desperately hugging him at this time, preventing him from committing suicide, and he was tired with a big bag.

Why isn't it sweating profusely, just look at these two resentful little eyes, and you can understand.

While they tried their best to protect Sima Hui, their eyes looked fiercely at another person, a boy who was helping to wink innocent eyes next to him.

As a conscientious boy, when he saw that his husband was looking for death and life, he naturally couldn't stand by, but took the lead and tried his best to stop it.

I knocked his hands so swollen that he couldn't wipe his neck, well, hard......

My leg was broken, and he couldn't jump into the lake, well, hard......

I knocked his skull red, and he didn't want to hit the wall, well, hard......

I put ......"

"You put the mallet down, please, knock it down again, your husband is not dead, we both die first......"

The gourd couldn't bear it, and roared at Zhuge Buliang, and a wave of sound rolled away, lifting Zhuge Buliang's robe, making a fierce sound.

Zhuge Buliang's innocent little eyes blinked a few times: "I don't blame me, if the two big brothers hug each other, they can have such a thing." ”

Hu Gua and Hu Lie glanced at each other, as if it made sense.

As a result, Sima Hui, who was immersed in the idea of begging for death, was still stubbornly insisting on a quick death, panting.

The two brothers, who must ensure their safety, also used all their skills and were covered in sweat.

Zhuge Buliang, who resolutely implemented his thoughts, kept waving the mallet in his hand, and his arm was sore.

Outside the door, he was responsible for guarding the place, so as not to let the idlers and other approaching Hu Yu's face tremble, and his eyelashes flew frequently.

Is this a normal rhythm? Sure enough, if you are close to the big ears, you can't use common sense......

Yang Gong and Zhao Nan were a little far away, and they were also guarding outside the door, vaguely listening to the chaotic sounds in the room, looking at their noses and noses one by one, their noses and hearts, their heads lowered, and the bladders (clerical errors) in the corners of their eyes looked at each other and communicated with each other.

"Brother, what's going on inside?"

"Brother, I don't know."

"Shall we listen carefully?"

"Don't be, woe comes from the ears, curiosity kills the cat."

"Hey, what do you mean, why can't I see it?"

"Ah, my eyes are blurry......"

Sure enough, it is a talent, and it is not about himself in an instant.

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"You two need to know who it will be to the detriment if this matter gets out."

Liu Bei's face was serious.

Liu Wen and Jian Yong were indeed frightened, and their faces turned pale and nodded vigorously.

This is going to be spread out, Liu Bei is indeed busy with official business and has no time to doppelganger, at most one of them is not strict in governing the family.

But these two goods can have a worrying future.

A little better was driven back to his hometown and left to fend for himself.

If it's bad, it's a different place.

This is not a lie, although Sima Hui is not an official, he is a celebrity, a scholar, and has a wide range of friends.

What's even more deadly, people pass by here to visit, and you actually let people pee their pants.

This is an insult, a great insult, there are a few scholars in the world who can tolerate it, and one by one they are angry and fueling the fire, and they can leave you a whole corpse, even if they are very worthy of you.

Liu Bei felt very wronged, he was now a yellow mud that fell into the crotch of his pants, not but, but it's about my birds, woo hoo lament!

Since it has become, it must also be golden yellow, and it must not be mixed with impurities.

First of all, use your own irrepressible laughter to scare these two goods first, the louder you laugh, the more afraid these two goods are.

Then, he began to use verbal offensive to make these two confess their sins and achieve their ulterior goals.

"Bah, the one who wrote the book, am I so dirty, get out ......"

"Then it doesn't make much sense to hold back who is at fault now......

"Uh-huh!"

The two chicks pecked the rice.

"So what should I do......" Liu Bei muttered.

Dangdang, the fingers on the table are full of charm, but it is like the sound of hell chasing souls, Liu Wen and Jian Yong's hearts beat violently with the rhythm, and they will jump out of their throats the next moment.

'When the inside, when the inside, when the inside, when the bell, when the bell, when the inside......

"Liu Bei, no, Liu County Order, let's all, we've been knocking on the table for a long time, can you ......?"

Liu Wen and Jian Yong are going to cry, why are you still getting more and more addicted to knocking, are you making up music, so good at finding a place, woo.

"Oooh...... My fault ......"

Liu Bei returned to his soul with a look of regret, hey, it was almost like my suddenly inspired score was about to come out, and it was interrupted and lost.

"What time is it?"

Jian Yong touched it and said, "It's almost noon." ”

"So fast!"

Liu Bei was very surprised, I didn't think I had done anything this morning, it was noon.

"Convict the two of you now, it's a bit unjustifiable, but it's just fine, and you may continue to be in trouble in the future......"

The two of them looked at Liu Bei with blank eyes, you said for a long time and didn't say the same.

Liu Bei said as he stood up and walked outside.

"You two wait in this house first, I'll go and see ......"

"Uh-huh-hmm......"

Continue the chick pecks at the rice.

Liu Bei crossed the two of them with a serious face, and his eyelids shook and quickly recovered.

"Emma, I'm laughing out loud again, hold back, hold back......

Well, let me go and see the ————urine sample" of this famous man in the world"

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