Before the industrial age, if a person wanted to mingle, fearing ghosts and gods was the first priority!

Not to mention these ancients, even in the 21st century...

If you ask what form a person should choose in the 21st century, if he is determined to be a liar, the best choice is to be a master!

As a liar, the masters of the charlatan are definitely the best in the world of liars. deceived the commander of the United States, and deceived the rich businessmen and the people. cheats money and sex, and is not worried about being caught.

Prison or something...

Huh!

During the New Year's holidays, local officials have to take the initiative to pay respect!

Even if you mess up, use the sentence "Your life should be like this", and it will be dismissed.

Why can the master of Kanyu, in the 21st century, still be mixed? In the final analysis, it is just the word "ghost and god"...

(A general fear of uncertainty)

(ignorant of probability, ignoring the existence of chance)

...

Tang Songyuan, who played the role of Tiangong, saw the blood book, and his first reaction was: "Quick, replenish blood sugar for this person, inject some adrenaline, and maintain a good heart rhythm... Don't let him faint!"

waited for the two military doctors to be busy on the other side of the stage, and served the person who wrote the blood book well, before leaving the paper, pen, ink and inkstone and retreating into the darkness.

Then, Tang Songyuan asked through the voice changer: "Are you Guan Ning, the one who cuts off the righteous?" The projector was simultaneously projected, the text version of this sentence.

And this "Guan Ning" obviously can't keep up with this series of changes.

I was scared half to death, but in the blink of an eye, the fingers of my head were carefully bandaged, and I actually drank it, the sweet "elixir"! Although my neck was bitten...

It's a little itchy!

Can... I was obviously talking about grievances, why did my husband ask about it this day... Past?

All right!

"Guan Ning"'s face was full of "Could it be that he met a fake god"... The key is to hesitate for a while and answer the question honestly.

So, with a few brushstrokes, he raised the masterpiece above his head again.

"When I regret it angrily, I am not late, and the fish is also my friend"

The shape of the regular script, the penmanship of the Han Li, and the pen are connected with the charm of the calligraphy. On the white paper, the sonorous and powerful font looks like it has been practiced.

It's a pity that there is no punctuation and no sentence breaks, just like a novice writing an online article... But for Tang Songyuan, P matters are nothing.

It is said that back then, the young Tang Songyuan was stewed pork with rattan every day... Isn't it because when I was copying the calligraphy, I drew a few turtles?

The rubbing inscriptions can be understood, and now the white paper and black characters, the font is beautiful and clear, far clearer than looking at the rubbing, so it is naturally difficult for him.

When Li Wang and the others were looking through the dictionary and discussing the sentence, Tang Songyuan opened his mouth directly and asked again: "Is Gongsun Du in good health?"

Although I can't understand it, Guan Ning can see it!

On the huge screen in front of him, Gongsun Du said a few words, which stunned Guan Ning for a moment, and the process of changing his expression seemed to be saying: It is good to say that it is good to cut off the seat and break the righteousness, why did you ask the reckless man again?

But this time, although Guan Ning's body trembled, he was stable. After a few hasty strokes, he held up the 2K white rice paper, and smiled miserably at the corner of his mouth.

"Yes Jujian now I don't know"

After reading it, Tang Songyuan also smiled.

Li Wang and the others on the side really couldn't understand it. As for the four soldiers, they didn't know classical Chinese, so they were even more confused. So Li Changsheng asked in a low voice:

"Lord Tang, do you know this old man?"

In response to Li Changsheng, he first had a bitter gourd face, and then a voice: "Why did you get this old man here? Do you know that it is very troublesome? If you don't do it, whether you can enter the customs or not, it will be a problem!"

Forehead!

Li Wang and the others were immediately scared out of white sweat!

"Go, first of all, the agents who were responsible for arresting this person...

Add a meal.

Then bring all the words that the man had written, and everything that could be found. Tang Songyuan said angrily.

At this time, Tang Songyuan's heart was full of rage!

But Li Changsheng is already full of mush...

Clearing his throat and turning on the voice changer, Tang Songyuan looked at the stage below and continued to ask: "You are guilty!"

...

Guan Ning's expression was sour!

Okay, why are you asking for sin again?

Did this god eat and screw it today?

So, Guan Ning began to write hard, telling himself how he was kidnapped and what inhuman treatment he received... It's all written down, hundreds of words!

Not to mention that the four ghost guys fainted directly when they saw this masterpiece; Native mainland military officers are eager to re-elect their major-the Department of Ancient Literature!

The six officers, plus the surrounding assistants and agents, all worshiped Tang Songyuan at this time!

I saw that Tang Songyuan shook his head, read through and interpreted word by word...

It was finished in a few minutes.

Feeling the eager gaze behind him, Tang Songyuan squinted his eyes and said, "The importance of essay words and reading ability! Let's change the home planet!"

After saying this, an agent over there also handed it over, the text written by Guan Ning before.

Tang Songyuan asked people first, and then sent some food and drink to Guan Ning below; A few minutes later, everyone saw... Tang Songyuan had a weird smile on his face.

"Go, you guys hide in the corner, ready to rescue a heart attack... You, first give him a piece of color light and rock and roll, heavy metal! You, after 5 minutes, give him the god list...

It's the end of the 90 version, the part where Mr. Lantian Ye became a god!

When it's over, if this person doesn't have a heart attack, then there will be another Ant-Man 2! Pick a chaotic battlefield scene that becomes bigger and smaller, and plays transparent! The point is that the sound must be loud!

Feel the heartbeat with heavy bass!

Megan, Donald, come with me!"

Everyone was confused, and saw that Tang Songyuan led the two to leave, so they had to mechanically carry out the order. Subsequently, the entire building resounded with the Internationale of the Tang Dynasty.

...

Half an hour later, when Guan Ning had a handful of snot and tears, after watching the "movie", Tang Songyuan came back alone. Regardless of everyone's eyes, he picked up the microphone and turned on the voice changer:

"Guan Ning, you must understand that the power of creation is endless!

In a moment, you will find out who is in conspiration with you, and explain how you are the ones who deceived the priests... Or for the time being, it won't send you to the ghost realm!"

The words on the projection were typed by Tang Songyuan while speaking.

Otherwise, that female soldier really doesn't know how to write this passage in ancient Chinese...

And when Guan Ning saw it, he immediately kowtowed like pounding garlic, anyway, he was scared to his knees just now, but it didn't bother. It's just that Guan Ning is okay...

The other people present, after reacting, they were all blown up!

Immediately, in an instant...

With the ringing of the fire alarm bell in the building, with the influx of mercenaries, with the roar of Donald... All of them can only stay where they are... Except for Tang Songyuan.

"Heroine, take the old man to the identification room... Remember to change his pants!" Tang Songyuan didn't turn on the voice change this time, in fact, the voice change is meaningless.

After he finished speaking, he turned around and motioned for Li Wang and the others to lead the way.

However, in the next second, Li Wang and the others were stunned again!

As soon as Tang Songyuan turned around and left the operating table, his four assistants, left and right, blocked Tang Songyuan in the center. Four people, each holding up their handbags, propped up in the empty space around their necks.

At the same time, in the other hand, they all showed their usual pistols.

Different models of pistols are added, but they all add holographic sights, laser sights, and silencer tubes, which make the gun body long and large. The Chinese and foreign soldiers in the surrounding area were all envious.

It's just that such a professional bodyguard and assistant, why couldn't you see it before?

But it is precisely like this, Li Wang and the others understand that the meat drama is coming!