"Impossible, impossible, absolutely impossible!" Li Tai was shocked.

He said loudly: "My students, they are all the children of Datang, the future pillars of Datang, and the hope of Datang's future, how can they do such a thing?" ”

"Absolutely impossible, absolutely impossible!"

In the evening, gather with Zhong Ling.

Zhong Ling told Li Tai about his speculation, and Li Tai was a little unacceptable.

The students in his own academy are all of excellent moral character, what could be a thief?

It's impossible!

"And how do you explain that?" Zhong Ling smiled slightly, stretched out his fist, opened his palm, and then added a copper button to his palm.

There are two words "Tiance" on the button.

Li Tai was dumbfounded and speechless.

Could it be that there are really roosters and dog thieves in his own academy?

"It's really a pot of rat droppings that spoils a porridge!" Li Tai was very angry.

He wanted to refute, but now he couldn't.

After all, the evidence is in possession.

I suddenly felt as if I had been slapped hard.

The best officer training base in the Tang Dynasty, the future generalissimo actually secretly did this kind of thing of chicken crow and dog thief.

It's disgusting!

Other people's chicken and dog thieves can still leave their names in history, but you chicken and dog thieves can only discredit the academy and can only leave a stench for 10,000 years.

"It's a rat poop that spoils a pot of porridge, right?" Zhong Ling said lightly.

"That's pretty much what it means." Li Tai shook his head helplessly and said: "I knew that human beings like chickens and eat chicken, but I didn't expect that there were people in the ancient Tang Dynasty who liked to eat chicken in the middle of the night, hey!" ”

"Husband, how do you think this matter should be handled?" Zhong Ling asked.

"The black sheep of the herd, naturally can't stay in the academy." Li Tai said.

"But...... Those people are either rich or expensive, and I am afraid that this matter will offend people. Zhong Ling frowned slightly.

"Have I sinned against a few? I have a lot of lice on my body now, and I don't hate itching. Li Tai suddenly smiled wickedly and said, "I'll tell you a joke about lice." ”

"Oh? What's the joke? Zhong Ling asked.

"Madam, come closer, I'll speak slowly." On Li Tai's face, the evil smile became even richer.

He couldn't help but think of a little joke in watching a Hong Kong ghost movie in his previous life.

"It is said that there are two lice in this heaven and earth, one lives in the twin peaks of the Himalayas, and the other lives in the water curtain cave of the flower and fruit forest, and one day the two of them met in the valley of the navel eye, and each boasted to the other about how good the place he lived was."

"One said, 'My twin peaks in the Himalayas are so beautiful that you can forget so far away that you can forget about it.'"

"The other said: 'My flower and fruit forest water curtain cave is warm in winter and cool in summer, never afraid of drought and no water, it is really rolling Yangtze River east passing water, and the waves are sweeping away heroes.'"

"As soon as they heard how good they were, one of the lice said, 'Why don't you do this?' You and I are good brothers for eight lifetimes! How about a night in a swap place? ”

"When the other lice heard this, he said, 'But, good, good, so-and-so has this intention.'"

So, the two of them couldn't wait to go to each other's place.

"The next day, the two lice met again in the navel valley eye." Li Tai smiled mysteriously and said, "Guess, how?" ”

"I ...... I do not know. Zhong Ling was a little puzzled.

This lice can still talk, could it be that he has become a goblin?

Li Tai laughed, and then said: "One of the lice cried and said, 'Brother, your house is so unsafe, last night I slept until the middle of the night, the thunder rumbled, the earth shook, as if the mountain was about to jump and the ground cracked, I fell from the mountain, almost fell to my death, it was terrible, it was really terrible. ”

At this time, the other lice was immediately angry when they heard it, and it scolded: "Damn it, you still said that your water curtain hole is good, last night I slept until midnight, and suddenly a round python came in, I saw it come in, and quickly ran in, but it chased me half and went out, I saw it go out and followed the preparation to run out, I didn't expect it to rush in again, damn, back and forth, scared I didn't sleep well all night!" In the end, they sprayed me with crazy tadpoles, and the crazy tadpoles pounced on me, and they would bite people, and the blood that bit me was simply terrible. ’。 ”

……

Now.

In the palace.

Li Shimin was looking forward to it.

Today is the first day of the publication of Datang Weekly, what is the effect?

Happy, happy.

I'm looking forward to it.

If you can control the public opinion of the world, even if the five surnames and seven hopes are reunited, you don't have to be afraid of them!

I couldn't help but show a faint smile on my face.

"Da Da Da ......"

A figure walked in from the outside, it was Li Cheng, the waiter.

"Your Majesty, Shangguan Yi asks to see you!" Li Cheng said.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Li Shimin is looking forward to it.

"Whoa!"

Li Cheng walked out for a while, followed by Shangguan Yi, holding a roll of newspaper in his hand.

"Your Majesty is honored to meet Your Majesty." Shangguan Yi hurriedly took a step forward.

"Coming? Good, good, good. Li Shimin was very happy and said, "How is the newspaper doing?" ”

"Please also ask Your Majesty to correct the axe." Shangguan Yi said, and then handed the newspaper in his hand to Li Shimin.

Li Shimin took it and took a look.

The whole person was even happier.

"Good, good, good, you're doing a great job, you're doing a great job." Li Shimin was extremely happy, because the newspaper published a lot of content.

Among them is Li Shimin's poems, and if this continues, the emperor will become a great poet.

If he knew the fate of the best emperor poet in history, he probably wouldn't be so happy.

Li Shimin asked: "How is this sales?" ”

"...... It's been sold. "Shangguan Yi is a little stumbling.

"Oh? How much was sold? Li Shimin's eyes were full of joy.

"Ten...... Ten ......" Shangguan Yi stammered a little when he spoke.

"100,000? Great, Shangguan Qing's family, I really didn't misunderstand you, you are really the most capable minister in my Tang Dynasty, hahaha......" Li Shimin couldn't help laughing.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty, he only sold ten. Li Cheng hurriedly reminded beside him.

"What could be like this? The content of this newspaper is so good, you can learn knowledge, you can increase your knowledge, and you can learn a lot of culture, why did you only sell ten copies? Li Shimin couldn't help but say: "This is impossible, this is absolutely impossible, it is impossible to sell so much!" ”

Shangguan Yi took a deep breath, and then said: "Your Majesty, the minister estimates that this weekly newspaper has just been released, and not many people know about it, and after tomorrow, there should be more people." ”

"Well, it should be like this, it should be like this."

(End of chapter)