"Smack!"

Cao Dan slapped the table hard, and the rice shock on the top of the shock splashed a lot, and he stretched out his thumb at Li Renjie and shouted: "Refreshing!" Brother, I like a cheerful person like you, and you are really familiar at first sight and hate to see each other late. Come on, let's have another drink! ”

said, regardless of whether Li Renjie agreed or not, he opened the bottle and poured another cup of two pots.

"Brother, come, good things come in pairs, it's done!"

After Cao Dan finished speaking, he picked up the teapot and poured it like just now, and finished inverting the teapot to check.

Another bottle?

Li Renjie's eyebrows were tight, he hadn't even eaten a bite of food until now, so Camp Commander Cao wanted to put himself to death.

Drink it, everyone drinks it and doesn't drink it, what can you do?

At least Li Renjie hasn't been coaxed in the matter of drinking, and he also wants to see what the hell Camp Chief Cao is thinking in his heart.

Serving the tea jar and finishing the meal, Li Renjie is still as refreshing as before.

"Brother, it's amazing, it's really amazing."

After pouring two bottles of 56-degree Erguotou in a row, Camp Chief Cao's tongue was obviously a lot bigger, and he couldn't speak very neatly.

This is still not the strength of the wine, and it is estimated that it will be poured on the table when the strength of the wine comes up.

Li Renjie saw Cao Dan's performance, and he was even more afraid.

"Come on, let's have another drink." Cao Dan reached out and took out two bottles of wine to pour them, this time he didn't even say anything, he just poured it himself, and only yelled at Li Renjie when he was done, "It's my brother's words!" ”

Li Renjie smiled, picked up the teapot and drank it.

After putting down the teapot, Li Renjie saw that Cao Dan was a little drunk again, so he asked, "Camp Chief Cao, do you treat me as a brother?" ”

"Brother, you are definitely Cao Dan's brother, if anyone dares to say no, then I will screw his head off!" Cao Dan patted his chest and said noisily, and every second that passed, his alcohol increased by a point.

"If it's a brother, then you can tell me the truth, did you deliberately not let me see Yutian?" Li Renjie took the opportunity to ask.

"Oh."

Cao Dan opened his mouth, immediately covered it with his hand, shook his other hand at Li Renjie, turned around and ran.

It seems that it is too much, and it almost spit on the wine table.

Li Renjie saw that Camp Commander Cao was gone, looked at the food on the table, picked up the chopsticks and ate them.

After being full of wine and food, naturally someone came in to clean up and brought Li Renjie footwashing water, which is not to be said.

In the middle of the night, Li Renjie was woken up by a soak of urine, but when he went to open the door, he found that the door had been locked from the outside.

"Open the door, I want to pee, hurry up and open the door!" Li Renjie banged on the door, but no one paid attention.

There are people standing guard in the troops, unless the sentry is asleep, otherwise it is impossible for Li Renjie to make such a big noise that no one hears.

The only explanation is that ---- pretend to be deaf.

Needless to say, this must be what Cao Dan meant.

Li Renjie was really anxious to urinate, walked around the house, his eyes fell on the footbath, and he gritted his teeth and shouted: "Okay, you Cao Dan, you forced me." ”

A good footbath became a urinal, and it was used several times a night.

Early the next morning, the soldier who delivered the food opened the door and was almost not smoked by the smell of urine, because Li Renjie put it at the door, and the soldier almost stepped into it.

"Rice, your breakfast." The soldier put the lunch box on the table and tried to run away as soon as he ate the meal.

"No, I'm going to see my girlfriend, and that's what you call Doctor Nian." Li Renjie got up and was about to walk outside, but before he reached the door, two soldiers rushed out of the door.

"I'm sorry, you can't go out." The soldier stopped Li Renjie and said.

"Why?" Li Renjie asked.

The soldier didn't dare to say anything.

"It's Cao Dan's order from Camp Commander Cao, right?" Li Renjie asked again.

One of the soldiers was a little embarrassed and said, "We're just small soldiers, don't embarrass us, you can't go out now anyway." ”

"Yes, I used to be a soldier, I understand."

Li Renjie responded, and he didn't want to be embarrassed by ordinary soldiers, so he said,

"Since I can't go out, then who of you should go and call Camp Commander Cao over."

"I'm sorry, Battalion Commander Cao went to the regiment for a meeting early in the morning." The soldier replied.

It's a deliberate attempt to avoid me.

Li Renjie muttered in his heart, even more convinced that from yesterday to now, that Cao Dan was deliberately preventing himself from meeting Nian Yutian.

"Camp Commander Cao is not here, it doesn't matter, please call Doctor Nian Yutian Nian over." Li Renjie thought for a while and said.

The two soldiers looked at each other in embarrassment.

Li Renjie sighed lightly and said, "It seems that Doctor Nian can't come over." Okay, I'm all clear, it's none of your business. Dine. ”

Saying that, Li Renjie walked back to the table and sat down, and shouted at the moment when the soldier was about to close the door,

"Don't forget that pot of fertile water, put it here to affect my greed!"

The soldiers hesitated, it seemed that they had never done this kind of work before, but considering that Li Renjie did not embarrass them, and it was really not a matter for a basin of urine to be placed in an impermeable room, one of them gritted his teeth and took out the basin of urine and poured it.

Li Renjie found that he was under house arrest here, and he didn't know when Cao Dan would let him out, so it was not a way to go on like this.

While eating, he thought about ideas, and after all the meals were eaten, Li Renjie's eyes fell on the chopsticks in his hand, and his eyes lit up immediately.

Two minutes later, the soldiers guarding the door suddenly heard the sound of vomiting coming from inside the room, followed by a chaotic "thunderclap" and a groan of pain.

"Hey, are you alright?" The soldier knocked twice on the door and shouted.

"Help, hurry up and save me!" Li Renjie cried out in pain in the room.

When the soldier saw it, he was also worried that something would happen, so he hurriedly opened the door to take a look, and saw Li Renjie lying on the ground rolling on the ground, and the house was in a mess.

"What's wrong with you?" The soldier asked.

"Chopsticks!" Li Renjie stretched out his finger and pointed to the table, then covered his stomach with his hands and moaned in pain.

The soldier looked at the table, where were the chopsticks?

"You're not going to swallow chopsticks, are you?" One of the soldiers asked nervously.

Li Renjie nodded vigorously.

"I'll go, you don't want to live anymore, why are you swallowing chopsticks?" Another soldier shouted, looking bewildered.

Li Renjie reached out and grabbed the other party's trouser leg and shouted in pain: "I don't want to die, hurry up and take me to the doctor." ”

"No, you can't go out without the permission of the battalion commander." The soldier said with a distressed expression.

Another soldier nervously shouted, "When is this still bullshit?" If he is here, let alone the two of us, even the battalion commander will be finished! Hurry up and get him to the infirmary! ”