'Bang'

The door was slammed open.

'Whoosh'

A figure flew out of the air.

'Smack'

Get your head down and get in touch with the earth.

'Wow'

Someone outside the house had protruding eyes and didn't look at it for a moment, and his jaw was dislocated.

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"Oops, hiss, hiss......"

The head on the ground struggled to lift up, revealing the large pit in the ground, and the mouth was snorting.

The head raised its arms and supported the ground vigorously, slowly retracted its body, grinned and cursed, got up, and looked around and stood on the spot.

"You, are you so leisurely, don't you have to do things, and don't want a monthly salary."

'Hulala'

The crowd of onlookers made a noise, and most of them ran away, full of dissatisfaction: I can't afford to provoke it, I can't even look at the excitement, the main family is too picky.

If you don't dare to provoke the big one, you can only greet the small one and drive the small one away, Liu Bei rubbed his face with a blue nose and squeezed out a smile.

"I said how the sun is shining on a hundred birds today, it turned out to be a distinguished guest coming to the door, rude and rude."

Everyone raised their heads, looked at the gloomy sky that was about to rain, and were speechless.

The corners of the lady's mouth twitched, as if she wanted to say something, but in the end she did not speak.

Hu Yu led the way in front, Liu Bei was half a step behind, welcomed the lady into the living room, the guest and the host sat down, there was the fragrant tea served, and they each tasted it, and then put down the teacup.

The tea delivery appeared in the Qing Dynasty, where did the allusions come from, there are several versions, here is not the water text, if you are interested, you can search for it.

Before that, the guests arrived to serve a cup of fragrant tea, sipping tea and saying some elegant words, as a foreshadowing for the next conversation, which is the way of hospitality.

When Liu Bei saw this noble lady for the second time, he didn't look at each other angrily a few days ago and finally fight, but instead showed a 'charming' smile and carefully said some interesting things about the countryside.

The lady smiled silently and listened silently.

Liu Wen glanced at each other with a few bared teeth, and found an excuse to run away one after another - hiding in the dark and eavesdropping.

Liu Bei Balabala said, his throat and eyes smoked before he stopped talking, his head lowered slightly, he drank tea fiercely, his big eyes were 'bonely' and kept turning, but he didn't dare to look directly at the noblewoman, some - weak heart.

What, Liu Bei is timid and afraid?

Then you go and beat up your mother-in-law and talk about it again.

Regarding this issue, it was Liu Bei who beat the noble lady away, and finally thought about it all night before he figured it out, in order to make sure that he found Liu Wen to serve him with an old fist, which proved it.

At that time, this matter was confirmed, Liu Bei wanted to die, you people are too good at playing, do you want to be so skinny.

This is a loophole, which was caught by Liu Wen and launched a crazy and brutal revenge on Liu Bei.

Liu Bei met Gan Tian, who was two years younger than him, at the age of eight, and once he couldn't come back what he said, and hugged Gan Yuwang's thigh and called his father-in-law.

It's all hairless and naughty words on the little kid's mouth, and they forget about it. That's all.

Gan Tian came to play with Liu Bei's group every day, and also proposed to let them be guests at home.

But when I thought that this family was an official, it was too late for the little friends to run, so how could they dare to be guests.

Soon after, Liu Bei entered the mountains, although he often went into the city to buy things and play with his friends by the way, but he never went to Gantian's house as a guest.

When Liu Bei was a little older, he had the heart to recognize the family, but he knew about Zhu A's so-called disaster, and he didn't want to find trouble, in case something happened.

Until a few years later, Gan Yuwang's term of office expired and he went to work elsewhere, Liu Bei never saw Gan Tian's mother, Gan Huowang's wife (cough cough), Sima Ying.

And Liu Wen is different, he did not follow Liu Bei into the mountain, but after Liu Bei left, his status among his friends suddenly increased, (little brat, if you have food, you are the eldest brother.) Once he was called by Gan Tian to go to the house to play.

No matter how bad he is, he is also a descendant of the royal family, Liu Wen still has this confidence, so he met Sima Ying, and the two got to know each other.

Because of this, Sima Ying was able to enter the county government with no one to greet her, but Liu Bei still didn't know it, and the two finally talked and fought unhappily.

Liu Bei also thought about the consequences, but as long as this person doesn't reveal his identity, he will have something to say in the future, anyway, he can't be looked down upon now, lose face, and fight first.

"I want to know that it's my future mother-in-law, how dare I do it...... Woo, mother-in-law, you're too ...... It's so naughty...... Britney, why don't you tell me, how can you do nirvana in ......the future?"

Liu Bei drank tea, his mouth was full of broken thoughts, full of resentment.

Worried that this would make my mother-in-law angry and mess up her own good deeds, I was uneasy, and my voice was so slightly higher.

Sima Ying sipped the tea, hiding behind her sleeves and couldn't see her face, but her beating eyebrows could barely guess her mood at this time - complicated.

Liu Bei's naughty things when he was a child, Gan Hope was like choking on medicine, and he didn't have a good face day by day.

Sima Ying didn't pay attention to it, the little children played together, everything was normal, and when she was a child, she still went to peek at her brother taking a bath (phew, I went to see the dates washed and wanted to eat, nonsense, ruining my reputation. ）。

Later, Liu Bei hid in the mountains and heard some news sporadically, but Sima Ying still didn't take it seriously, everyone has their own opportunities and troubles, and it's none of their business.

When leaving Zhuo County, in order to prevent accidents and leave overnight, I didn't expect Gan Tian to cry in the dark, water and rice did not stick to his teeth for a few days, and he was so angry that he cursed again and again that his big ears were out of stock.

Sima Ying still didn't think so, the child cried and cried for a few days, and after a few days, he had a new playmate, and it stopped, maybe he would forget it completely after a few years.

This time, Sima Ying was wrong, and a few years later, her daughter ran away, and she also heard that Liu Bei was chasing the Southern Huns and had been chasing into Shuozhou, the Ministry of Bingzhou, and she was angry, but she also paid formal attention to Liu Bei, and sent her subordinates to start collecting bits and pieces of Liu Bei.

Later, the daughter was okay and worshiped a mysterious master, and the matter was put on hold.

Which Cheng didn't follow people's wishes, Liu Bei actually ran to Huai County, and became an official under his nose.

If you plan for your daughter, you have to look at each other, right?

So, Sima Ying found a time to come to the county office, asked the porter to inform Liu Wen, and went all the way to the backyard unimpeded.

"I'm here to inspect you, hmph, you're not qualified to ask me any questions, this gesture must be put on display."

As a result, Liu Bei suddenly became angry and scolded him for being a spy, Sima Ying was even more unjustified, and the two fought and were injured.

Liu Bei also knows his own weight, and he is more measured, but even so, when a big man fights against a woman, it is generally not a strong man who suffers.

Sima Ying was hammered, and she was even more embarrassed to tell her identity, so she found an opportunity to run out, but Liu Wen and the others did not dare to stop her.

When I got home, I found the housekeeper and asked carefully, only to know that Liu Bei came to Huai County, and Liu Wen jumped up and down, threaded the needle, and made great contributions.

What can I do?

Angry again, for the sake of her daughter's future, Sima Ying had no choice but to come to the door again and continue to examine Liu Bei.

Drinking tea, the mouth was first bitter and then sweet and aftertaste, Sima Ying decided to go straight to the knife, so as not to be led astray by this kid by 'long nights and dreams'.

"Do you know who I am?"

"Madame is graceful and luxurious, with extraordinary demeanor, she is naturally a famous family, or a family of high-ranking officials and dignitaries......"

"Then why are you so rude?"

"Ahem, there is an allusion to this......"

"I want to hear about it!"

"You're so beautiful......"

"Thanks for the ......"

"Isn't beauty just for beating?"

"Uh...... I ...... it."

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