Chapter 42: Kick Fly

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The sunset is still glowing, and the old trees are smoking.

The plum village in the twilight presents a quiet scene.

At a glance, you can fully feel the peaceful and quiet life of the sunrise and the sunrise.

Especially for Han Yi from later generations, this is particularly obvious, because in later generations, life has just begun at this time, during the day? Of course, it is used for sleeping during the day, otherwise the curtain loses its value.

In fact, it's not bad to live a life like this.

But as soon as this idea came out of Han Yi's mind, he immediately rejected it, what kind of joke, I haven't even been to the Fengyue place in the Tang Dynasty, how can this be regarded as coming to the Tang Dynasty, and besides, people are good at being bullied, if you are just a farmer, it's not bad, Han Yi doesn't care, even if it's a beggar, but if there is someone like Wang Bao, it reflects the sorrow of the peasants.

When I got back to the house, the dilapidated door was closed.

That's right, your husband isn't at home, and you leave the door open at night, what is the matter?

Look, what is this woman doing?

Han Yi saw that the light was on in the room, but he didn't knock on the door in a hurry, but quietly came to the door, bent down, closed half of his eyes, and looked into the crack of the door.

What's the situation?

Before Han Yi could react, he heard a click, and then a squeak.

"Who's the thief?"

I heard a loud shout.

"Yes---!"

Bang!

"Ahh

Rumble!

The dust was flying, and I faintly saw a figure lying on the ground, with his face firmly attached to the ground, pouting his buttocks high, and still shaking slightly from side to side.

"Han --- Han Yi?"

Xiao Yun stood in front of the door, looking at the familiar buttocks, a pair of slender Qianqianyu hands covered her beautiful goose egg face, but her eyes were wide open from between her fingers.

"You mother-in-law! Ahem, ahem! ”

Han Yi's mouth is full of dust, and he hates it in his heart!

"I'm sorry--- I'm sorry, I --- I really didn't mean to, I thought it was a thief."

Xiao Yun was stunned, hurriedly walked over, and kept explaining.

Yin thief? Han Yi said angrily: "Have you ever seen such a weak thief who can't help but kick yin?" You clearly did it on purpose. Seeing that Xiao Yun was about to help him, he hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Stop!" You --- don't touch me, I really don't know what I owe you in my last life, you want to torture me like this! ”

Xiao Yun pouted and said: "You can't blame me for this, who told you to be silent and hide in front of the door, of course I thought it was a thief." ”

"Even so, then you don't have to move your feet. Why are you so rude as a woman! ”

Xiao Yun said lightly: "Oh, then next time a thief comes to peek, I'll open the door and say goodbye to him." ”

"You ---。"

Han Yi coughed lightly, slowly stood up, rubbed his chest, and said fiercely: "This is not good, the head of my family has been kicked away by you, if someone else dares to peek next time, if you don't kick him to death, I didn't play with you." ”

As he spoke, he slowly walked inside, muttering, "What kind of woman, such a big foot force, just play football." ”

Xiao Yun heard the first half of the sentence, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she almost laughed out loud, but after hearing the second half of the sentence, she snorted again: "What kind of man, lying on the ground at every turn." ”

Han Yi looked back and glared, but Xiao Yun was not afraid, as if to say, what else can you do but stare at me? Han Yi secretly swore in his heart, I must be healthy, otherwise this family will not be able to stay.

In fact, you can't really blame Han Yi for being useless, the key is that this body is still thin and weak, and he doesn't have any ability to resist hits at all.

Back in the house, Han Yi hurriedly lay on the couch, what a crime!

Xiao Yun said apologetically: "I'll go pour you a bowl of water." ”

As he spoke, he hurriedly went out, poured a bowl of water for Han Yi, and said with concern: "Do you want me to help you knead it." ”

"Excuse me, excuse me, now I'm just an external injury, don't worry, after you rub it, it's definitely an internal injury, and three days later, I have to bother you to help me prepare for the funeral ceremony." Han Yi shook his head like a rattle.

"What nonsense are you talking about." Xiao Yun snorted.

"This is not nonsense, it is based on facts, and it is a precursor to a terminal illness just now."

Han Yi rolled his eyes, drank a bowl of water, and after a while, he eased up.

Xiao Yunjian's face softened a little, his eyes rolled, and he said coldly: "By the way, how much money did you earn back this time?" ”

"Earned--- why are you asking this?"

Han Yi woke up in time.

Xiao Yun said as a matter of course: "Of course you give me the money!" ”

This is not the first time Xiao Yun has said it, but this time he has much more confidence than the last one.

"Why?"

Han Yi looked surprised.

Xiao Yun said: "Now that I am in charge of the family, of course this money belongs to me." ”

"Who agrees with you to run a house?"

Han Yi didn't have a good airway.

Xiao Yun snorted: "You work outside every day, and I stay at home every day, so naturally I am the housekeeper." ”

"Wait, you let me take care of it first."

Han Yi raised his hand and pondered for a moment before saying, "You mean, I give my hard-earned money to a woman who often kicks me away?" How do I think this is an act of foolishness! ”

Xiao Yun said aggrievedly: "I can't blame all this, I'm a weak woman at home alone, so I naturally have to be cautious, and I don't say it often, just twice, this time it's not intentional." ”

"Alright, alright, you know, as soon as I hear you say that you are a weak woman, I want to die."

Han Yi covered his forehead with one hand, and muttered in his mouth: "There are no holes in the cave room, so you start asking for money, it's really expensive, and you are like everyone else." ”

When Xiao Yun heard this, he was even more angry, slapped the table and said, "It was you who first refused to admit that I was your wife, and drove me away three or four times, and now you say that mine is not." ”

Isn't it all a man's power to slap the table, how can it fall on me, it's all reversed, this can't work. Han Yi slapped the table suddenly, glared at Xiao Yun angrily, and put the burden on the low table, "The money is here." ”

Xiao Yun was stunned for a while, and suddenly poofed, covered his lips and giggled, and suddenly his chest trembled, so unattractive.

If you want to seduce me in the cave room, I'm not fooled, hum, I must not give up the whole forest for a tree like you, isn't my responsibility here to save Datang MM, resist, you must resist, as a man, you can only use the lower body to support the upper body, and you must not use the lower body to dominate the upper body. Han Yi pursed his lips and said, "Isn't it just a little money, are you laughing like this?" ”

He said this just to find some face for himself to come back, and Xiao Yun clearly laughed at him for being soft.

However, Xiao Yun also knew the general situation, and did not tease Han Yi, and said in passing: "Of course I'm happy that you can make money." ”

Count you as acquaintances. Han Yi's head is high, all kinds of tsundere.

It's a pity that Xiao Yun didn't pay attention to him, and hurriedly opened the baggage, only to see that there was a string of copper coins in it, and some high-quality silk, together I am afraid that there is a lot of consistent money, the key is that the cloth is very valuable, because today's cloth is money, so Xiao Yun didn't feel anything wrong, and couldn't help but mouth: "This--so much?" ”

"Humph!"

Han Yi became even more proud, thinking to himself, is this more? You woman really underestimate me, but that's fine, go out in the future, just pay a little money and come back, and hide the rest, I can still be chic outside, haha!

Xiao Yun immediately looked at Han Yi with a worried face and said, "Han Yi, you are honest, are you a robber?" ”

Bandit? This is so insulting, Lao Tzu is obviously a thief. Han Yi didn't bother to explain, "Yes, I'm going to be a robber, these are dirty money, don't ask for it, give it back to me." ”

Xiao Yun hurriedly put the money in his arms, "I'm also joking, with your body, it's not bad if you don't be robbed, how can you rob other people's money." ”

Han Yi said angrily: "Hey." If you really give three points of color, you will open a dye shop. ”

"Oops!"

Xiao Yun suddenly covered his stomach with one hand and snorted.

Han Yi said: "What are you doing, sue you, don't play dead with me, I really don't dare to teach you if you don't pretend to be dead, no, I mean, don't think that I won't teach you if you pretend to be dead." ”

But as soon as he finished speaking, he saw dense beads of sweat on Xiao Yun's forehead, he really didn't want to pretend, he would only pretend to cry, and he couldn't pretend to sweat. "What about you?" ”

"Stomach aches."

Xiao Yun said with difficulty.

"Stomach ache?"

Han Yi hurriedly said: "Did you eat without washing your hands after going to the thatched house?" ”

Xiao Yun glared at Han Yi angrily.

Han Yi scratched his head and said, "Then how can it hurt my stomach, I must have eaten a bad stomach." ”

"No--- no."

"How do you know?"

"Because--- because I haven't eaten all day."

If you haven't eaten for a day, you can't have eaten the wrong thing, that makes sense.

At this time, as a husband, he should care about his wife very much, but Han Yi was depressed, "If you don't eat for a day, you can kick me away, if you eat, I'll drop the sky, you better don't eat." ”