A cut plum.

This word card is relatively rare, and ordinary scholars rarely use this word card, because it is a bit difficult to write. In ordinary literary occasions, no one will use this as a topic.

The reason why Xie Tang drew this article just now is also because this manuscript has been written for a long time, but he has never had a chance to use it, and it is pressed under the burden and has no place to use it.

This is the time to show that there is no pressure, so I used it.

I thought that if I threw it out, women would see love, and men would be cowardly when they saw it.

After all, his words are also good words, and it is difficult to find a master who can suppress his own words on this word card.

At least no one in this pavilion can find it.

So Xie Tang is very confident, although Tang Anan is not easy to get started, he is also a geisha.

Geisha need good words to support, and a good song is enough to exchange for a night of romance.

But Tang Anan didn't even go to the road, Xie Tang's posture was sufficient, and he also took a good song, but he couldn't get a smile back from the beauty, this was a slap in the face.

is not only a slap in the face, but the other party also wrote casually, writing a song that crushes his own work, a masterpiece that is unique to the world, don't say yourself, even if you call those gunmen over, you won't be able to write comparable words for a while.

It turns out that there are really masters here.

Xie Tang narrowed his eyes and looked Changsun Hong up and down.

Cloth robe, cloth boots, no decorative gold and jade on the body, although the figure is tall, and the height is also strong and tall, but there is no trace of the temperament of a magnate from head to toe, standing there like a piece of wood, and the expressionless face looks like a stunned soldier.

His face is not very good, at least not as good-looking as himself.

Xie Tang touched his chin, stroked the small handful of proud beautiful beards, and asked coldly, "Who are you?" How dare you be so rude and tear up my script! ”

He could see clearly the action of Changsun Hong nailing chopsticks into the wall with one hand just now, so when he spoke, his feet took a step back.

Changsun Hong didn't move, just looked at Xie Tang's eyes lightly, and said indifferently: "My name is Changsun Hong, I have a small gathering here with a few friends, you come uninvited, push the door in, and take our guests away, are you rude or am I rude?" ”

Xie Tang was stunned for a moment, and Changsun Hong's rhetorical question choked him speechless.

This pavilion was not ordered by him, the door was pushed open by him, and no one invited him, as if he was at a loss.

However, I'm a gentleman, what else does a gentleman say?

Thinking like this, Xie Tang's short-term feeling of suffocation disappeared, and his chest filled again.

"Don't say so much, your words are good, well, much better than my gang of rubbish, I haven't heard of you in Lin'an, new here, right?" Xie Tang's head was raised again, his human nature was unpredictable, jumping thinking, divergent thinking, and for a moment he felt that this unknown guy in front of him was a little interesting: "Come to my house, accept you as a guest, follow me every day to write something, I will raise you!" ”

Doorman?

The corners of Changsun Hong's mouth twitched.

Shouldn't Xie Tang roar and the doglegs rush up?

Why did you call me a guest?

Should I cry or laugh?

"Hey, Uncle Xie said that he wants you to be his doorman, and the soil buns are lucky! Don't hurry up and say thank you! A big man behind Xie Tang shouted loudly.

The shouting was accompanied by a burst of laughter, and all the people in Xie Tang laughed and shouted.

"Wu Na man, what are you still standing stupidly for? Thank you! ”

"With Uncle Xie, you can walk sideways in this Lin'an City, your ancestors have accumulated virtue! Hahaha! ”

"Little brother, you have to give your brothers a hand first."

"You have to let Miss An An out first, otherwise your brothers will make you suffer a little first!"

Chen Yu and the others stood aside, their faces were pale, the people here were all court officers, Xie Tang openly wanted to accept Sun Hong as a doorman, the doorman of the Song Dynasty was not as good as the doorman of the four princes in the Spring and Autumn Period, and his status was extremely low, basically equivalent to a house slave, and life and death were not even up to him.

It's insulting.

Several people were stiff, with angry eyebrows, and they were as irritable as Lu Wende, who was already on the verge of going berserk.

Tang An'an hid behind Changsun Hong, looked at the crowd whose atmosphere had become weird, and quietly flashed back a little.

While retreating, she didn't forget to turn around, and read the manuscript nailed to the wall again.

In the midst of a croaking sound, Changsun Hong noticed the strangeness of Chen Yu and the others, and his afterglow swept over and saw their tightly clenched fists hanging by his side.

In his mind, a spark suddenly burst out, a bold thought, startled in his mind.

Just now, I was thinking about how to put these capable generals under my command, and Xie Tang, a fool, came.

The thought raced, and his face suddenly burst into laughter.

The originally indifferent face suddenly burst into a smile, which is very weird.

The smile is still very peculiar, it belongs to the kind of laughter that is measured by the yin, the kind that is pumped and smoked.

Xie Tang was also laughing, but after seeing Changsun Hong's smile, he couldn't laugh.

And was taken aback.

The footsteps took another step back.

Isn't this guy crazy? Why are you laughing so badly?

In the next second, Eldest Sun Hong raised his hand and put it on Xie Tang's shoulder.

The movement was so fast that Xie Tang and the people behind him didn't have time to make a move.

"I admire you." The eldest grandson said: "Be my lackey." ”

Be my lackey.

In the pavilion, at that moment, it was as quiet as a needle dropping.

Xie Tang opened his mouth, he was shorter than the eldest Sun Hong, raised his head, and looked up with a dull gaze.

His men, the majestic men, twitched their faces.

Those gunmen and literati who danced and wrote ink, stared at the beads of the balls.

There are also Chen Yu and others, who also have complicated expressions, half of their faces want to laugh and half of their faces want to scream, and when they are entangled, they are just a distorted and struggling face.

Even Tang An'an, who was accustomed to seeing the envy and jealousy of the benefactors, covered his mouth and covered his face with his sleeves, although he couldn't see her expression, but the eyes that were exposed were bent like the bright moon hanging in the sky.

"Are you ......" Xie Tang swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked slowly, "...... Say what? ”

He forgot that he should pull down the hand that Changsun Hong was holding on his shoulder.

Changsun Hong shrugged his shoulders and increased the strength of that hand a few points.

"I said." There was a hint of cunning in his smile, and he almost showed the wolf's tail behind his buttocks, and Changsun Hong tilted his body slightly, leaning closer to Xie Tang: "Hot-blooded man, how can you be someone else's doorman?" If you want to do it, you should be my lackey! ”

It was said so loudly that everyone in the pavilion could hear it.

The strength in his hand is very great, Xie Tang is a half-tank water writer who does not know martial arts, where can he withstand it, and his body is short.

From the side, Changsun Hong is like a benevolent God, holding the shoulders of believers affectionately and preaching to solve doubts.

Although the believer's expression was angry, aggrieved, and uncomfortable.

Eldest Sun Hong pressed Xie Tang and set his eyes on the big men who rushed over.

There was still a smile on his face, but it was a little colder.

Chen Yu stepped forward, kicked his legs, and accurately kicked the stomach of the first big man who pounced.

Lu Wende threw the wine jug out angrily and hit the nose of the second big man, who fell on his head, and before he could hit the ground, he was trampled into a shrimp by Lu Wende, who jumped over.

The pavilion is like a calm sea, and in a second, a hurricane blows, and the silent water instantly transforms into waves several stories high.

Cups, saucers, and plates flew sideways, soup and vegetable leaves were intertwined between the human body, followed by the beating action of heavy drinking and the muffled sound of fists and feet to meat, making this small pavilion lively.

Everything was as wonderful as slow motion, Changsun Hong was jumping around in the crowd of people fighting, twisting Xie Tang, who was struggling to the death, slowly retreated, and finally sat on a stool in the corner, and did not forget to smile toothily with Tang An'an, who was hiding here.

"Don't be afraid." He comforted the beautiful woman who was like a frightened bird: "Their boss is here, don't be afraid." ”

Tang An shrank next to a flower stand, hiding his body behind the shelf as much as possible, but the flower stand was too small to cover it.

She wanted to cry without tears, she was here to make money, how could she cause such a big disaster.

That's Xie Tang, you made him like this, how did it end?

At this moment, Xie Tang's body was covered with greasy and soup, and the expensive clothes became wrinkled and dirty because of being dragged on the ground by Changsun Hong, and even his well-maintained white face was knocked out with a big bruise.

"Excuse me, hand over the pen and ink on the ground, I'll use it." The eldest grandson Hong pinched Xie Tang's neck, didn't let him scream, and let this fat man roll his eyes, and said to Tang An'an in a friendly way: "By the way, I still have to take a piece of paper, I want him to write a few words." ”

(End of chapter)