Chapter 164 No Crying in the Water
Chapter 164 No Crying in the Water (Stay Tuned - Bad or Not 2)
When the sun was setting in the west, Yun Lang helped Cao Xiang slowly move back from the depths of the wasteland step by step.
It's strange that Cao Xiang didn't want to cry today, but smiled very happily, and said to Yun Lang breathlessly: "Now you know that Gongsun Ao is an animal, right?" ”
Yun Lang shook his head, remembering the scene he had seen about the training of special forces before, today it was just an ordinary weight-bearing wild run, it was really nothing.
"Not ruthless enough today?"
"If Gongsun Ao only has these two shots, he won't be able to train any good army."
"You're saying that if this army fell into your hands, I would be in a worse situation now?"
"That's right, running for fifty miles with a weight is really nothing, when Wu Qi of Wei State selected Wei Wushu, it was better to carry a hundred catties and run a hundred miles."
"Can you do it?"
"I can't estimate it, I'll be exhausted to death!"
The two of them slowly walked onto the road without a word, and there was no one behind them, and in terms of quality, none of the Nagato palace guards were better than the two of them.
"I want to sit for a while." Cao Xiang saw that there was no one around, so he said to Yun Lang.
"No, according to the rules, pause, butt landing is a failure!"
"Nobody sees it!"
"I can see you, you can see me."
"Oh my God, will you sell me?"
"If that's the case, it will!"
"Your true friend ...... mine"
Cao Xiang complained, still moving step by step, he is very smart, for smart people, the lazy back door is blocked, and continuing to work hard will be the best choice.
After walking for another half an hour, the Yulin military camp was in sight, Cao Xiang licked his dry lips and said to Yun Lang: "Do you still have water?" ”
Yun Lang shook the water hyacinth and said, "No." ”
"When I passed by that spring at noon, I forgot to fill it with water."
Yun Lang said angrily: "I poured it, because you were worried that you didn't fill it with weight, and your water was all drunk by you, so I took a sip!" ”
Cao Xiang grinned and said, "Go back and invite you to drink grape wine, with ice." ”
"It's only sincere to take it out now, and when I get home, you think I won't be able to get grapes on the rocks to drink?"
"Tell you, drinking grapes to make this kind of thing, it's best to drink other people's to be happy, it's too distressing to drink your own home."
Neither of them dared to stop talking, they were already very tired, and only by constantly talking could they disperse the physical exhaustion and pain.
Gongsun Ao was lying naked on a recliner, and others would always look at him when they looked at him, who was more majestic than ordinary people.
Yun Lang was not interested in watching Gongsun Ao walking the birds, his eyes fell on the recliner, looking at the style of the recliner, it should have been taken from the Yun family.
The two hairy thighs were exposed in broad daylight, and the dark tendons and flesh were pimpled, which was even more terrifying than what he looked like in armor.
Holding a large black pottery bowl in his hand, he drank the contents of the bowl one by one, with a leisurely attitude.
Seeing that Yun Lang and Cao Xiang came over with each other's support, he smiled and said: "The regulations in the army stipulate that you must not help each other, and your drill today is not good!" ”
Cao Xiang had long lost the heart to argue, after all, a large group of Nagato palace guards were watching, but they were not having an easy time, one of them was holding a huge wooden mallet in his hand, and he was pounding a thigh-thick wooden stake, and the wooden stake was only qualified if it was three feet into the ground.
"Don't stop, he's deliberately provoking you so much to waste your time, now hurry up and smash the stake!"
Huo Quzhi's familiar voice came from the side.
Huo Quai, Li Dang came over from the side, one of them held a mallet in his hand, gave it to Yun Lang and Cao Xiang respectively, and half-dragged and half-dragged the two of them to the farthest two wooden stakes that had just been put into the ground.
"Half squatting, waist and back straight, wooden hammer movement, whole body movement, waist force, leg support, wooden hammer up, lift half of the body, wooden hammer falling, feet do not move, pound the chain, the most labor-saving, this is a mantra, must be remembered."
As long as he didn't move his legs, Cao Xiang felt that he still had strength, and when he struck the hammer heavily on the wooden stake, the wooden stake trembled and fell an inch.
Cao Xiang was overjoyed, it seems that it is not very difficult to smash wooden stakes, one hammer and one inch, thirty hammers should be able to complete.
Huo Quai, Li Kang, saw that Cao Xiang began to frantically smash the wooden stakes, sighed and turned his gaze to Yun Lang.
Yun Lang took out a pair of burlap gloves from his arms very leisurely and put them on, the gloves were made well, and a thin layer of rabbit skin was specially padded on the palms and stomachs, and they fit his palms very well.
Wear gloves, carry a hammer to test, feel the weight, and then according to Huo Quzhi's mantra, his legs are half squatting, and the mallet is a semicircle behind him, and then he exhales and slams on the wooden stake.
He didn't stop, taking advantage of the hammer being rebounded, holding the handle of the hammer with both hands, and when the hammer fell, he took advantage of the momentum to exert force, so that the hammer turned in a circle again, and smashed it on the wooden stake, the wooden stake sank violently, and Yun Lang borrowed again......
It is the easiest to let the wooden stake sink one foot, Yun Lang smashed a hundred and ten hammers in a row, and felt that his chest was stuffy and was about to vomit blood, so he stopped.
The mallet was thrown aside, his hands were on his knees, his eyes were blackened for a while, Venus was bursting wildly, sweat was running down his chin, the tip of his nose, and his eyebrows.
Cao Xiang howled like a mad dog, and the mallet rained down on the wooden stake, like venting more than training.
One hammer is harder than the other......
Yun Lang watched the red thread on the wooden stake sink into the ground, and let go of the mallet with both hands, and his hands trembled like dead leaves in the cold wind.
Cao Xiang finished the training before Yun Lang, but his current state is not very good, lying on the ground on all fours, white saliva flowing from the corners of his mouth, and his two eyes are staring at the sky in a daze, motionless.
Huo Quzhi carried a bucket of water and poured it on Cao Xiang's face, Cao Xiang snorted, and a long breath finally spit out from his bulging chest.
It can be seen that he really wants to cry, but this guy desperately turned his head to find Yun Lang, if Yun Lang cries, he will definitely cry in the dark!
Of course, Yun Lang didn't cry, he buried his head in the barrel to calm his head, which was about to explode.
"You are not allowed to shed tears in the bucket......" Cao Xiang roared with a crying voice.
As he spoke, he climbed up to a bucket and planted his head in it, his body twitching, and his hand holding the edge of the bucket was bloodied.
Gongsun Ao walked over with the unwritten things under his crotch, looked at the wooden stakes on the ground, and then looked at Huo Quzhi on the side and said to Li Dang: "Don't take it as an example!" ”
Yun Lang gasped and said: "General, you are also a military commander at a low level, you don't have any threads on you, and you act frankly, is it unsightly?" ”
Gongsun Ao took a sip of wine and said: "Ye Ye is still drinking in the army, if you don't like it, you will be impeached, before the king's order comes down, Ye Ye Even if it is a fart, you have to give Ye Ye a good smell."
You did a good job in today's drill, although it was more like a girl, the bones were still hard, as long as you survived the drill and came to Yulin to take up a post in the army, yes yes also covered his nose and admitted. ”
Seeing Gongsun Ao limping away with his black ass and eggs, Yun Lang asked Huo Quai: "Has the general always been so unobstructed?" ”
Li Dang whispered: "We heard that the general must be in a tent with the mare when he sleeps on the field, and we don't know what he wants the mare to do." ”
Huo Quzhi said angrily: "Do you believe hearsay? ”
Cao Xiang immediately pulled his head out of the barrel and said loudly: "Believe, yes yes, whoever doesn't believe is a mule!" ”
Huo Quzhi looked at the sky and said to Yun Lang: "The military village is about to be closed, you should go back quickly." ”
As soon as the words fell, the heavy drum sounded, Huo Quai, Li Dang and the two patted Yun Lang and Cao Xiang's shoulders indiscriminately, and they quickly returned to the military village, and after a few breaths, a large group of people outside the military village disappeared.
A palace guard of the Nagato Palace took the two of them out of the military village, carefully helped them onto the horses, and returned to the military village after giving a salute.
Cao Xiang reluctantly straightened his waist on the horse and said: "It has an effect, the palace guards of Nagato hated me very much before, and now they are willing to help us lead the horse." ”
Yun Lang endured the hunger in his belly and said to Cao Xiang: "Be kind to them, it's best to call them brothers, so that you have a much better chance of coming back alive from the battlefield." ”