Chapter Ninety-Seven: Three Qi Dong Zhuo
At three o'clock in the sun, Xiao Chen could be regarded as waking up, but he didn't feel the slightest discomfort, but relaxed, when he looked around, those maids were long gone, but there was a fat man sitting in the middle seat, his expression was like eating, and his face was black! Blowing the beard and glaring at the eyes!
"Yo! Isn't this Prime Minister Dong Cheng? Ah! Long time no see! I really want to die! Xiao Chen showed a sincere smile, and he didn't know that he thought that their relationship was old!
Dong Zhuo's face darkened, he gritted his teeth and looked at Xiao Chen, he couldn't say a word, he could only see him trembling with anger!
"How can this be true? A hundred women were actually defeated by him, damn it! Damn! Is he made of iron? ”
Xiao Chen seemed to know what he was angry about, so he pretended to be puzzled and said, "Huh? What about the beauties last night? Ah! Your Excellency! You're such a nice guy! I let so many beauties see me off! This King will never forget! Ignorance... The four rings behind this... Are there still beauties? ”
Dong Zhuo clenched his fists, where did he think that Xiao Chen's combat power was so strong, his original intention was to see Xiao Chen's jokes, of course, it was better to die on a woman's belly, then it was none of his business? He just entertained him, and no one would find out that he was poisoned!
However, the actual situation was that when he came here, he found all the women huddled in the corner and trembling, for fear that Xiao Chen would wake up again! How can he not be angry?
However, Xiao Chen's next sentence made him completely explode!
"Prime Minister! This king has heard that you have many daughters-in-law, and this king sees that you have many inconveniences in moving, if you don't dislike it... There are some things that the king can do for him! You have also seen the combat power of this king, and you are satisfied, oh! By the way, if you are lucky enough to leave crystals, this king doesn't mind if you take it as your own, and you won't tell others that this king is their father! Hahahahaha! ”
"Ah!! I... I... You!!... Burst!! A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Dong Zhuo fainted!
In any case, Xiao Chen's level is passed, and he has been very violent! It's all about the elixir, how could Dong Zhuo know that Xiao Chen has the Tianyang Pill? Even killed him, he didn't believe that this Tianyang Dan could have such a powerful power!
Lessons from the past, Dong Zhuo made adjustments to the second level, this is a school field, this time it is a martial arts competition, but Xiao Chen is only one person on Xiao Chen's side, but Dong Zhuo can send a lot of people to play, which means wheel battle, this seems to be a very unfair competition, Xiao Chen is not angry at all, but... Dong Zhuo is unhappy again, his purpose is to be angry with him, and it is best to be angry with him!
Face to face, Dong Zhuo said to Xiao Chen arrogantly, "Xiaochen! I wonder what you want to say about the rules of this competition? Oh! By the way, it's up to me to set the rules this time! After all, you're just an ant that Prime Minister can crush to death! But... This prime minister is merciful, as long as you can defeat this prime minister's unsuccessful subordinates... Even if you pass! ”
Xiao Chen grinned, without saying a word, the spear was in hand, which meant that it was ready!
Dong Zhuo trembled again, his eyes narrowed and narrowed! Who is the most hateful? If you talk to him, he won't even bird you!
"The prime minister is angry, he can't fall for Xiao Chen's tricks! He's deliberately angry with you! Li Ru hurriedly whispered into Dong Zhuo's ear!
"Humph!" Dong Zhuo turned around and left! The joust begins!
"Yo! Is there no Lu Bu? Xiao Chen looked at the opponent in front of him and laughed secretly! But there is also a little more vigilance in my heart! If you really count it, there is only Lu Bu who can threaten him, and it is estimated that there will be some killing moves in the back!
So, Xiao Chen didn't waste any time, and directly started the blood slaughter!
The battle started, the scene was simply miserable, and Dong Zhuo, who was watching, jumped to his feet and scolded, "Wow! Yaay This bastard is so deceitful! ”
It turned out that Xiao Chen did a very excessive thing, that is, he kicked everyone on the field to pieces, and he himself was in pain! Forget it, he also said a word, the only word in this competition!
It was the last opponent, and when he was knocked to the ground by Xiao Chen, he looked at Dong Zhuo and smiled, "Oops! It's useless to keep it anyway.,Or... Broken, right? "After that, it's another kick flying! Egg... Shattered!
There are fifty generals, although they are all unknown young generals, but... All kicked balls to pieces! Isn't that a blatant humiliation? Dong Zhuo spurted out a mouthful of blood again without surprise! The mentality exploded! Said a lot of cruel words, and then fainted!
When Xiao Chen returned to Qianyue and the others, he told the matter in high spirits, and his two daughters-in-law were worried!
"Lord Wang, if you are so angry, he will force him to be anxious!"
Xiao Chen touched her little head, "What if you're in a hurry?" Don't worry, this king won't really abide by the five-level covenant, this guy is determined to rectify Lao Tzu! Will this king be able to make him happy? Believe... Yingying has already made arrangements! ”
Approaching evening, Dong Zhuo's third level is also ready, he has adjusted his mentality, this level he firmly believes that Xiao Chen will definitely suffer!
"Bongxian! This time, no matter what, you're going to teach Prime Minister Ben a hard lesson to that slut! Dong Zhuo said viciously!
"Father-in-law, rest assured! He, King Lujiang, is just a good talker! On martial arts... Hum! But that's it! Lu Bu is naturally full of confidence, although he lost once, but he didn't do his best that time, in fact, if you really talk about strength, Lu Bu is indeed not weak! That's why Xiao Chen sees him as a threat!
Night falls ...
"Huh? Then why hasn't Xiao Chen come yet? Don't you dare to come? Hahahahaha! Dong Zhuo was in a good mood, Xiao Chen didn't come, which shows that he is either preparing or considering, but no matter what, it proves that he has no confidence, how can Dong Zhuo be unhappy?
Li Ru is also a sycophant, "My father-in-law is famous all over the world, naturally he is not comparable to a treacherous person like Xiao Chen, it is estimated that he is cowardly!" ”
"Huh? Son-in-law! I can't say that, Prime Minister Ben is merciful, why not give him some time to think about it? Hahahahaha! ”
Time passed minute by minute, and at this time, he couldn't see his five fingers, Dong Zhuo's face was not good-looking, there had to be a limit to being late, right? So I immediately sent someone to urge!
However, it didn't take long for the person who had sent him out to come back and report "Your Excellency! That Xiao Chen seemed to have a bad stomach, and said that he would come later! ”
Dong Zhuo immediately laughed when he heard this: "Hahahaha!" What eats bad stomach, I think he is just afraid of Wu'er Fengxian and dare not fight! ”
Dong Zhuo paused after speaking, "Hmm... Also, he is the king of Lujiang, if he loses... That's so shameless! Hahahahaha! Just wait for him for another half hour! ”
A group of men and horses drove towards the city gate...
"What people! The prime minister has an order! No one is allowed to leave the city! trespassing... Die! The soldiers immediately gathered and blocked their way!
"I am the king of Lujiang! Who dares to stop me! ”
"What! King Lujiang? Hahahaha! Case... Then I can't let you pass! Hey? Didn't you make an appointment with the Prime Minister? Could it be ... Want to run away without a fight? Hahahahaha! What a bullshit Lujiang King! It's not that I'm afraid of our Prime Minister! ”
Xiao Chen smiled indifferently, "Cut!" Will this king be afraid of that useless guy? It's your prime minister who is afraid that you will lose face in your own territory, so you have an appointment with this king to fight outside the city! Do you think this king is willing to go out of the city to fight? ”
"Humph! Hugh quibble! I think you're trying to escape! ”
"I'm too lazy to talk to you, since you don't want to let me out of the city, then the king has to let him go! Ah! I'm really tired after two games, so go home and sleep! "After saying that, let's go!
Those doormen were puzzled, could it be that the prime minister really made such an arrangement, and Xiao Chen didn't bring his family... Those swarthy soldiers look like the prime minister's soldiers and horses, right?
Sure enough, Zhao Yun snorted coldly and said, "King Lujiang! This is the Prime Minister's order, I can't help you! Do you think this is Lujiang City? ”
After speaking, he said to these guards: "This general, under the account of Prime Minister Xu Rong, is also!" Hurry up and let go! delayed the prime minister's competition, and it would have made your heads move! ”
Where can these guards withstand the fright, which of the generals under the prime minister is not ruthless, so he immediately knelt down and said, "Little one to meet the general!" The general is angry! The little one opens the gates! ”
In this way, the city gate opened, Xiao Chen and Zhao Yun looked at each other and smiled, patting their horses out of the city, because the night was charming, those soldiers widened their eyes and did not find anything suspicious, because in addition to the army is the army, and the army is not a few, a little estimate... I'm afraid that there are about 100,000 people, and it is impossible for such a large number of troops to be Xiao Chen's army, so there is no doubt that there is him, and they will all be released!
Dong Zhuo finally got impatient to wait, so he went to Xiao Chen's temporary residence with Li Ru and others, but...
The house was empty, except for a couplet hanging in the lobby!
On the left is Dong Zhuo's clever plan to calm the world!
On the right is the loss of the lady and the loss of the army!
Horizontal batch: Angry with your shit!
Dong Zhuo asked Li Ru to read it, every time he read a paragraph, Dong Zhuo would twitch it, it was quite shaking! When he finished reading, Dong Zhuo leaned back and fainted, and the blood didn't have time to vomit, it is estimated that the qi and blood are flowing too badly!
So far... King Lujiang successfully escaped from Luoyang.