Chapter 52: The chaotic court
Ahead, Li Er was sitting on a platform that was not too high, and there was a desk on it, so he sat behind the desk. There were eunuchs and maids standing beside him, as well as some guards in secret, which was to protect Li Er and maintain order in the hall.
The courtier was sitting on the cushion below, and the closest to Li Er was two or three meters away. And the higher the position and status, the closer to Li Er. This is obviously different from the emperor sitting on the dragon chair in the later TV series, and a large group of ministers standing or kneeling.
The early dynasty began, and the monarchs and ministers began to guide the country.
Cheng Chubi was not very interested in the topic of these ministers, especially when those scholars spoke, they were all 'Zhihu also', and Cheng Chubi didn't understand it very well, so he simply closed his eyes, and unconsciously was half-asleep and half-awake, and his whole body was shaking.
Students who have slept in class and don't want to be known by the teacher must know Cheng Chubi's current situation, his body is shaking, and his head is clicked from time to time, like a chicken pecking rice.
"Your Majesty, the minister has a book to make up."
Suddenly, an imperial historian stood up and said, "Princess Xinping's concubine Ma Cheng lost his honor in the court, please ask Your Majesty to treat him for the crime of losing the war." ”
"Huh?" Li Er couldn't help frowning slightly, and then looked at Cheng Chubi, at this time Cheng Chubi was in love with Zhou Gong's daughter, and he knew that many people in the court had already looked at him.
As for Cheng Yanjin, he looked at his son with a smile on his face, nodded secretly, and said, "It is worthy of being the son of a certain family." ”
Cheng Chuliang saw Li Er looking at his side, and quickly shook Cheng Chubi, who was shaken, Cheng Chubi himself woke up, and then stood up and said, "Scattered?" Oh, let's go, I'm in for a treat today. ”
The ministers wanted to laugh when they heard Cheng Chubi's words, but they didn't laugh.
"Cheng Yuma, do you think what the royal envoy said makes sense?" Li Er asked. Fortunately, Li Er, the emperor, is a Ming monarch, and he does not count a small mistake of a junior. In fact, the Han Emperor is generally more enlightened and more tolerant, Li Bai is drunk and crazy in front of Tang Xuanzong, and in the Song Dynasty, there is a saying that the doctor cannot be punished, as long as he does not rebel, even if you pee in the court, you will be beaten a few times at most, in the Ming Dynasty, the ministers scolded each other in the dynasty, and the group beating happened if the scolding was not enough, as for the Ming Dynasty, hehe......
"Back to Your Majesty, I don't know what the royal envoy said?" As he spoke, Cheng Chubi also looked at the royal envoy. was ignored like this by Cheng Chubi, and the royal envoy was quite angry.
"Cheng Juma Chaotang lost his manners, please treat him for the crime of dishonorability!" The voice of the royal envoy was a little louder.
"Please cure him for his misconduct!"
"Please cure him for his misconduct!"
"Please cure him for his misconduct!"
“……”
Some other imperial envoys hurriedly stood up in solidarity with the imperial envoy Wang, and when they saw this situation, Cheng bit the gold and stopped doing it, stood up, and then pointed to this group of imperial envoys, and said loudly: "You and other scholars will only bully children, and there is a kind of rushing to our old Cheng, to see if a certain family does not beat you so that your and urine will squirt out!" ”
Hearing Cheng Yanjin scolding himself for being a 'scholar', the civil officials in the court quit, and they all stood up and wanted to scold Cheng Yanjin angrily, what 'military man', 'Tian Shehan', 'rough man' and the like were scolded, seeing that a civil and military war was about to appear, Li Er hurriedly stopped these guys.
In this era, it is not a good thing to scold people for being a 'certain man', especially for 'reading man', when Li Shimin killed his eldest brother and younger brother and forced Lao Tzu to give way, Li Yuan angrily scolded Fang Xuanling and Du Rumei for being 'reading man', thinking that these two guys taught Li Shimin badly.
"Your Majesty, the minister wants to wonder, why does the royal envoy think that the court of Wenchen is out of order?" Cheng Chubi asked.
"Thou shalt sleep soundly in the court, and this is a loss of honor." The royal envoy said angrily,
"You're not from a certain family, how do you know that a certain family is sleeping?" Cheng Chubi always had a smile on his face.
"You close your eyes!" The royal envoy pointed to Cheng Chubi and said.
"I'm here to hear everyone better." Cheng Chubi replied.
"You shake your head!" The other party said again.
"I'm here to better hear the good words of your lords."
"You nod your head from time to time!"
"A certain family that deeply agrees with the way of governing the country of your lords." Cheng Chubi said: "Of course, some cats and dogs can't hear nonsense. ”
"Thou ...... You...... You...... I've never seen such a brazen person! The royal envoy said angrily. Li Erru looked at Cheng Chubi with interest, and said secretly in his heart: This kid's cheekiness is the same as Zhijie, but it's good!
Li Er still likes this hob meat type of courtier, although such courtiers are rude, but they will not rebel against themselves, but they are those gentlemen who are full of benevolence and morality, but they have to be on guard at all times.
When Li Er saw the imperial envoy deflated, he couldn't help but be happy in his heart. To be honest, Li Er is very annoyed by these envoys, because these envoys will play when they have nothing to do, and they have the right to play when they hear the wind, and they have to play every trivial matter, especially the first troll of the Tang Dynasty, Shangshu Zuo Cheng Wei Heizi, which often makes Li Er's body incomplete. Now seeing these envoys deflated, I feel a little funny in my heart.
The emperor is also human.
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister has the right thing to play." This time, it was Cheng Shibi's turn to speak.
"Oh? What happened to Cheng Qing? ”
"The envoys of the king neglected their duties, framed Zhongliang, did not argue between right and wrong, were dizzy, insane, and senile dementia."
"Cheng Qing, this can't be messed with." Li Shimin's brows furrowed slightly.
"The royal envoy has a hundred crimes, as a royal envoy, he doesn't think about serving the country and the people, but staring at me, an ordinary person who doesn't even have an official position, is also guilty. As an official of the Tang Dynasty, his eyes are not focused on international events, but on some trivial matters, which is a dereliction of duty, and his second crime is also. As an elder, he doesn't take care of the younger generations, but takes the opportunity to suppress it, and has the demeanor of an elder, and the third crime is also ......," Cheng Chubi said endlessly, isn't it just a snaring of crimes and pouring black water? As soon as Grandpa Cheng comes out, let alone a hundred crimes, even if it is a thousand crimes, I can get it out.
Many of the surrounding family ministers looked at Cheng Chubi, as if they were eager to eat Cheng Chubi's flesh and drink Cheng Chubi's blood.
"Wang Qing?" Li Er squinted at the envoy.
"Your Majesty, the minister is very old, and he is no longer able to serve as the imperial envoy, please return home." The royal envoy sighed helplessly and said.
"Accurate!" Li Er said lightly.
"Thank you, Your Majesty!" The imperial envoy's face was a little pale, and he answered Li Er's voice, and then looked at Cheng Chubi, his face showing a trace of anger. Cheng Chubi shrugged his shoulders, am I to blame for this? If you don't try to pinch me, I'll deal with you? Something wrong with your brain?
Cheng Chubi had already understood when he was preparing to deal with this old man, no matter what he said, this royal envoy was already defeated, why? Because his surname is Wang!
The king of the world is surnamed Taiyuan, saying that he is not a member of the family, and Cheng Chubi does not believe it.
The court of the Tang Dynasty is a little weird, the family is secretly competing with the family, and then these families are competing with Li Er, so Li Er has long wanted to get rid of some people from the family, and now that there is an opportunity, how can he let it go?
"Your Majesty, the minister still has a book to play." Cheng Chubi said.
"What else do you want to play?" Li Er looked at Cheng Chubi, his eyes were a little unhappy, and he seemed to be telling Cheng Chubi: You kid will accept it when he sees it!
"Your Majesty, the ministers are already captains, according to the rules of the Tang Dynasty, do you have to be knighted? The minister's request is not high, the prince is too high, and the minister is not extravagant, or he will be a marquis? No more can't seal the founding ......"
"The title of the Tang Dynasty is based on military merits, if you want to be crowned the prince of the country, then go to the battlefield to make military merits!" Before Cheng Chubi's words were finished, Li Er stood up, waved his sleeves, and said, "Retreat!" ”
"No, I just want to be a marquis, or an earl? Why don't you make a viscount again? Your Majesty, why don't we discuss it again? Don't go, don't go......"
"Gourd!" Seeing his son's appearance, Cheng Yanjin couldn't help but pouted secretly, this guy is very good at his true inheritance, but he is still a little tender.