Chapter 357: Happy Old Loach
I don't understand, I don't understand, Lao Zhu has some kind of hysteria, and he has to make himself a marquis. If you want to be a marquis, you can be sealed, but you will be given an earl rank and a rank, which is by no means a special favor, because you are afraid that others will not notice that unusual title. Do you have to watch me become a laughing stock in the eyes of others to feel happy? Why don't you stop it?
Ma Du was depressed while walking and eating, using delicious dumplings to make up for the wounds in his heart, which attracted the attention of passers-by. A man approached him and Ma Du were almost in the same position, also carrying a bowl in their arms, while gobbling dumplings into their mouths.
But this man is unkempt and ragged, and even the bowl in his hand is broken, yes, he is a beggar, and if you look closely, there are a lot of beggars on the street who eat dumplings with broken bowls.
The beggar on the opposite side snorted at Ma Du, "Brother, look at the noodles very much, which one helps?" Where did you steal this official robe, and how about borrowing it from me? ”
"Hehe......" The corners of Ma Du's mouth twitched unnaturally, "Blind your dog eyes, Lao Tzu's official robe was issued by the emperor Lao'er!" ”
The beggar said suspiciously: "I only heard that the palace is distributing dumplings today, but I haven't heard of issuing official robes, brother, don't go, where did you get it, I will also get one, is it warm or not?" ”
I felt Lao Zhu's deep malice again, and I didn't even have the mood to eat dumplings, and it was not easy to throw away the royal gift, and when I got home, there was still a small half bowl left, but it had become cold, and it was as cool as his heart.
Compared with Madu's mood, the home is very lively. When he was in the palace to listen to the seal, the court had already sent another group of people to his home to announce the decree.
In addition to a volume of Huang Aya's holy decree, he also gave official clothes, what court clothes, sacrificial clothes, official clothes, official clothes, and several sets of regular clothes, Ma Du is not very familiar with the regulations, and he doesn't know when to wear which set, Lao Zhu is now the emperor is becoming more and more particular.
Danshu iron coupons are also indispensable, this is the certificate of the inheritance of the title, and it also has the effect of avoiding death, except for Ma Du, those meritorious deeds are believed in eighty percent, so they dare to let go of their hands and feet to do evil.
Even a person like Zhu Sheng, who has insight into the world, actually believed it, and went to Lao Zhu to resign from the government a few days ago, and Lao Zhu kept good words, and even told him that he had a knighthood as a gift. Zhu Sheng didn't want the title of donkey, as long as he came back with a death-free ticket.
Ma Du has a reward, Song Shuang is naturally a wife and a husband, and she was also named Mrs. Fate, wearing a fate costume to show off in front of everyone, and listening to countless praises, so she was satisfied to help Ma Du change clothes, Ma Du was not in the mood to let her fiddle with it like a marionette.
"Why is Master Hou unhappy?" Song Shuang asked cautiously, "Do you feel unhappy that you don't have a duke, Lord Hou is already the youngest nobleman in the Ming Dynasty, don't you see that Mu Ying doesn't have any titles?" It's already very satisfying to be a concubine of Mrs. Hou. What's more, the emperor also made the second grandfather an official? ”
Madu was shocked: "What! The emperor gave the second grandfather an official? What officer? "Lao Zhu's brain can't get into the water, if he lets the old loach be a county magistrate, the old loach will dare to move the silver in the official treasury clean, or he will have to cut off his head in a few days.
"It seems that it is a military cavalry captain, to thank him for saving you in Poyang Lake in the first place, and the person who announced the decree has already arrived in the countryside."
Ma Du let out a sigh of relief, Lao Zhu's brain is not broken, the military cavalry lieutenant is the lowest military attache rank, and the second grandfather is estimated to have no chance to give a real position in his life. However, the old man is an official fan, and it is enough to make him happy to have a false title from the sixth grade.
"What! An official who is bigger than the county lord! The old loach stared at the eyes and cheeks flushed, and made a gurgling sound in his throat, and then he straightened down, his eyes closed, his teeth locked, and his breath not as much as he took in and out.
Yuan Jiuli, who came to visit the New Year at home, hurriedly said: "Don't be afraid, the old lady is just ruthless because of joy, phlegm gushes up, and she is lost." Now he only needs to hit him in the mouth, he eats this and spits out the phlegm, and he is sober! ”
Lao Cui stopped: "I can't help it, the old lady is now an official or the emperor's own seal, you and I are both flat-headed people, how can we fight?" ”
The little turtle said hurriedly: "I have no choice but to change now." Fifth or sixth brother, you are the only official here, so please trouble you to fight. ”
Zhang Wuliu is indeed an official, or the same loose rank as the old loach, if it weren't for Xiao Turtle mentioning it, he would have forgotten that he was still an official, and this official could finally come in handy.
Zhang Wuliuyi rolled up his sleeves, "It is incumbent on me to do so, if I don't save the old lady, Master Hou will definitely blame me when he comes back." As he spoke, he slapped it, and the slap really worked, and a thick phlegm really flowed out of the corner of his mouth, and the old loach also had air intake, but he hadn't opened his eyes yet.
Zhang Wuliu saw that a move worked, threw off his arms and made persistent efforts, "Old lady, wake up!" Wake up, old lady......"
Thanks to the second grandfather, who usually works endlessly, he has a good body and was not beaten to death by Zhang Wuliu, and he almost had to do a funeral during the New Year, but Ma Du came back and kicked Zhang Wuliu twice before he was angry.
The most angry thing is, of course, the group of students in the academy, they did come to Fangshan with big bags and small bags to pay New Year's greetings, but this group of bastards threw all the gifts to the homes of Zhu Sheng, Luo Furen and others, but went to his house to eat.
Zhao Desheng is now a marquis, but he can no longer go to the battlefield to repay the emperor's kindness, so he can only keep his eyes on the academy, thinking about cultivating a few more talents for Daming, I heard that when he was at home during the New Year, he could make a lot of torture tools, and when he opened school, the bastards must have endured.
A few days after leaving school, Ma Du seized the time to enjoy the joy of family. Xiao Dongmei is more than a year old, and when she reaches an age suitable for learning to walk, it is not good for children to learn to walk too early, otherwise it is easy to become a looped leg.
Xiao Niu'er was wrapped in thick clothes and turned into a penguin, Ma Du held a wide cloth bag, tied a knot through her armpit and carried it from behind, and Song Shuang squatted in front with a rattle, leading Xiao Dongmei over to catch it.
Xu inherited the old lady's sports genes, the little girl walked and learned quickly, staggered and staggered into the old lady's arms, stretched out her little hand to grab the rattle and shook it non-stop, and kept smiling and smiling The bright saliva dripped down the corners of her mouth.
Ma Du scolded and wiped her with a handkerchief, and suddenly heard the little girl say "Daddy" indistinctly. He couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, a huge sense of happiness quickly filled his whole body, and he hurriedly held his daughter in his arms and laughed: "Haha...... My daughter will be called Daddy! ”
Song Shuang pinched Dongmei's little ass dissatisfiedly, "This child really has no conscience, I have to give birth to you in October for my mother's pregnancy, and I actually learned to call Daddy first." ”
Zhang Wuliu suddenly ran over, "Master Hou, Master Hou, the academy has caught a thief!" ”