Chapter 445 - 378: Mixed up on the dinner table
The eyeballs rolled behind the hand towel, and the urn said angrily: "My mother said, you must wash your hands when eating, white-bearded old man, is this to let me eat?" ”
"Poof, yes, yes, let you eat!"
The Great Elder did not answer a few of the Elders' questions, but said very kindly.
"You're so good, my mother said, if you're good to me, that, that, that......"
In that case, I want to praise you for being as good as anyone like that, maybe my head is stupid and I can't remember.
"Don't be in a hurry, talk slowly......"
The Great Elder stroked his beard, very kind.
"Well, come to mind, Grandpa Whitebeard, you're just as good to me as my whitebearded goat, it's so good."
That's true.
The Great Elder's fingers rested on his beard, and a dyeing shop opened on his face.
The other elders bit their fingers and pinched their thighs, don't laugh out loud, laugh out loud and die.
A few people took the time to look at each other, well, yes, they all burst into tears, either holding back or being scared.
This: Is this trying to laugh at us?
This: Laughing to death? I don't think this thing is going to kill us.
That: Well, that makes sense, it can't be?
Another: What's it?
Next:Who is it good for?
They all nodded, understood, it seems that it was arranged by the Great Elder, this is the rhythm to attack us, at least I want to knock the mountain and shake the tiger, so deep calculation.
"Aha......"
Xiang Shuixiang forgot the woman's so-called reserve, blocked behind her sleeve, and laughed out loud.
"Hmph, don't think I didn't see it, it's okay now, hit my own foot, it's time to be, what a person, it's not good to retire, and you're so greedy for power......
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Soon, Liu Bei was cleaned up.
A few people looked at it, hey, not to mention, it's much more pleasing to the eye.
Liu Bei rolled his eyes, I'll take you out of the pit and wash it, it's much more pleasing to the eye.
"Come on, fat boy, come and sit ......"
The Great Elder naturally had a big belly, and he was not ashamed to be angry, he said with a pleasant face, and raised his hand to greet him.
"Mmmmmm, thank you grandpa, you're so nice, just and, just ......"
"Shut up, and I won't give you anything to eat......"
The Great Elder's face sank, can we not open any pot and mention which pot.
The Great Elder looked at everyone's expressions and knew that he was a bit too domineering, except for the second sister, these people were a little uncomfortable, and they really wanted to be isolated, and they would be choked in the future, so he said with a smile.
"Okay, this is eating, I'm not so stingy, I've been an old man for many years, I still make jokes......"
"Yes, yes, yes......"
"Eating ......"
Several people said with a look on their faces that was obviously a little bad.
It's so embarrassing.,Usually pay attention and you can talk about it.,What are you talking about today.。
The Great Elder saw that Liu Bei was being led to a seat, so he greeted him warmly.
"Come, eat this, I'll tell you this is delicious, shiitake mushroom elbow...... Hey, why don't you eat it? ”
Liu Bei's eyes lit up, but he wiped the corners of his mouth, and replied seriously: "Dirty!" ”
Several people's bodies shook, and their old faces trembled.
Yes, a good table of dishes is all filthy, but not very dirty and dirty, but in other words, this is your saliva, why are you still dirty, poof, I can't think about it.
"Little fat man, what are you talking about?"
The Great Elder was interested.
Liu Bei pointed to his masterpiece just now: "You eat this every day, I think it's similar to swill, vomit and vomit, no, I'm going to vomit, vomit and vomit......
My mother said, vomit and vomit, I would rather starve to death than eat pig food, vomit and vomit ......"
The third elder couldn't help it, this is not thanks to you, why do you still have the face to say.
"It's not your saliva, others can be dirty, you can't be dirty."
"It's not rough, you don't look like you're from a rich family, remember, you can't be dirty if you want to live, look at those beggars......"
"My mother said ......"
"Poof!"
"Ahem, can we not mention your mother!"
"You're not a good person, I didn't say anything about your mother, what are you anxious about, really."
Liu Bei was unwilling to start fighting back, Nima, I'm hungry, but I can't talk about it, so I can only continue to ...... Eat blindly.
"Fourth, you're going to laugh at me, don't say it."
"Ahem, cough, don't worry, what are you doing with a fool."
"That's it, look, the face is red and the neck is thick......
"My mother said, her face is red and her neck is thick, she must be a husband."
"Poof, big brother, hahaha, I really don't blame me for being disrespectful to the old, I can't hold it back......"
"Laugh at me, puff ......"
The Great Elder couldn't hold back either, but he was stronger than them, and he barely lost his temper.
It is said that they are all dozens of years old, and their status is not low, and they have experienced a lot of things in their lives, so it is impossible to say that because of a few words, they have lost their identity.
Don't forget, the rules here are so strict that if you accidentally move your head, you will walk on thin ice every day, and you will relax a little when you eat.
It's like a pool of stagnant water, lifeless, and suddenly throwing a stone into it, no matter how big or small the stone is, it will always make ripples.
"Come on, change the table."
The Great Elder didn't continue to tease the little fat man, and smiled and ordered.
Soon, someone stepped forward to remove these dishes, lowered their heads and walked out, and there were people passing by Liu Bei's side, and their eyes paused slightly on Liu Bei, talent.
Taking advantage of the time to serve the food, the Great Elder knew that he was a little strong just now, which made several people feel a little uncomfortable, and he was thinking about the solution.
"Fat boy, just now you said that I am the same as a white-bearded sheep, what do you mean, can you talk to grandpa, what you said is delicious."
Liu Bei scratched his head, his eyes gradually blurred, and he scratched his head from time to time, reminiscing hard.
The other elders were still smiling, but their smiles were obviously much lighter.
Since the boss is willing to pull down his face and give himself a step, no matter what happens in the future, today's face must always be remembered.
The third elder said to Hele: "The eldest brother is benevolent and righteous, and the younger brother admires!" ”
"Alas (three sounds), who will take the joke to heart, it has not been so lively for a long time......"
Having said this, Xiang Tiange seemed to have remembered something, and he didn't continue to say, his eyes were full of memories.
Several other people, the same, yes, you have to be careful to do your own things every day, and you have to pay attention to all aspects such as speaking, if you are not careful, your life will be gone, and you will worry about your heart every day, and you dare not relax at any time.
"Wow, I remember."
Liu Bei slapped his thigh and screamed, awakening everyone's memories, and they were not happy to be disturbed, and looked at this goods angrily.
'Min, I'm hungry, you don't remember what you don't remember about me. ’
"My mother said......" Liu Bei just continued.
"Stop!" Unison.
"Huh?" Liu Bei scratched his head.
"Okay, okay, you go ahead!" Collectively defeated.
There's no way, there's no damn, people can't think of anything, let's pinch our noses and admit it first.
"My mother said, I almost starved to death, but it was my white-bearded sheep who gave me goat's milk to save me, and it was my biggest benefactor."
"Oh, it turns out that in his heart, what is good to him is worthy of Whitebeard...... Puff, puff, puff, what's the ......?"
"Why is it so awkward, that's what it means."
"Actually, I think this is the best word of his kindness and gratitude, which may not be acceptable to us, but it is touching."
"Well, silly, but sincere!"
Xiang Shui Xiang had to squirt out a sip of tea, swallowed it 'goo-dong', and choked and coughed.
"That's it, it's sincere, just hugged me and gnawed on the old porcelain, cough cough, what am I thinking......
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