Chapter 6: The Grumpy King's Fate
Finally finished eating the unpalatable rabbit meat, Wang Yuan looked at the group of primitive people who were about to sing and dance again and hurriedly patted to stop it, otherwise this group of primitive people who had nothing to do would dance around the fire again and howl wolves, seeing that everyone looked at themselves suspiciously, coughed and patted their buttocks and stood up, just wanted to tidy up their clothes and make themselves look solemn, but found that the big mouths that were torn last night, the corners of their mouths twitched, and they gave up with a sigh
"Ahem, because I don't understand your words, now I decided to teach you Hanyu Pinyin to facilitate communication between us, and someone raised his hand against it"
Seeing that this group of primitive people were still blinking their eyes and looking at themselves ignorantly, Wang Yuan nodded with satisfaction
"Very good, since there is no objection, then, let's start happily from today, and from now on, after eating, we will start studying."
After speaking, he found a small wooden stick, beckoned to everyone, and pointed to the letters on the ground, and saw a group of primitive people coming over in confusion, writing an A on the ground, and looking at this group of primitive people encouragingly
"Come, everyone read a~~"
The wise old man glanced at the strange-looking ugly characters on the ground, and then at Wang Yuan, who had a big mouth, frowned, and followed with some uncertainty "a~~~"
Wang Yuan suddenly looked at the old man in surprise, this old man deserved to be the highest status in this group of people, even if he didn't understand what he meant, but he could still cooperate with himself well, so Wang Yuan nodded quickly, stretched out a thumbs, and handed it to the old man, expressing his admiration
But soon, he realized that he was wrong, and he was very wrong! Because the old man hesitated for a moment, and when he saw his encouraging eyes, he took a deep breath, opened the yellow teeth that had fallen out of several pieces, and bit down on his finger with his eyes closed
"Ahh it! Old bastard, let me go! Loosen your mouth! ”
Seeing the screams of pain from the gods, tears were about to flow out, the old man quickly let go of his mouth and looked at Wang Yuan aggrievedly, didn't you let the old man open his mouth and bite it?
Wang Yuan hugged his fingers and blew violently, the old thing is so ruthless, it is all biting bloody tendons, and besides, you bit me, that old orange face is still aggrieved, if it weren't for your age, I would have to pump you!
Angrily pointed to his mouth, then to them, then to his ears, shook his hand, to show that he couldn't understand them, and then pointed to the Chinese pinyin on the ground, and pointed at them again, roaring
"Read it to me, it's not for you to bite me! Read! a~~~”
The old man looked at Wang Yuan, scratched his face, and cautiously tested "a"
Wang Yuan nodded, pointed to a strong square-faced primitive strong man next to the old man, the strong man looked at the wise man next to him, and then looked at Wang Yuan, his mouth could be seen open, and he yelled, "Ah! "The scared Wang Yuan is a spirit, just read a pinyin, what are you howling! glared at him fiercely, but didn't find that this man was still a tempered person, snorted, actually stepped forward, hammered his chest, and stared at him with a pair of bull's eyes, there is a tendency for me to beat you if you stare at me again
Looking at the barbarian man who was two meters long, with bulging muscles and scars, Wang Yuan, a little man of more than seven meters, couldn't help but take a step back, swallowed his saliva, and sure enough, he was a barbarian, so he glared at you, and he wanted to beat someone, he didn't have the quality!
The wise old man kicked the man hard and yelled twice, and the man reluctantly retreated, making Wang Yuan breathe a sigh of relief
Next, Wang Yuan nodded over one by one, and every primitive person was puzzled, no matter whether he understood the meaning or not, at least this is progress, isn't it? So Wang Yuan smiled and nodded, handed the branch to the wise old man, and reached out to hold it. He took him to write the letter A, and then found a small wooden stick for each primitive person, pointed to the wise old man, and wrote and read it with a branch himself
“a”
"Ahh
Hearing the uniform voice, Wang Yuan nodded with great satisfaction and wrote another b
"Wave"
The primitive people looked at this strange character, scratched their heads, and wrote along, still reading it in their mouths
"Wave"
Wang Yuan laughed and nodded, confirming once again that primitive people are not stupid at all! So while teaching and reading, primitive people also came to be interested, writing and reading at the same time, until nightfall, enough to teach the first six finals, only then wiped the cold sweat and stood up, stern reprimand as a summary
"You are the worst students I have ever taken in my Wang Yuan's teaching career"
In the confused look of the primitive man, Wang Yuanzhi turned around and left proudly, laughing in his heart, he finally experienced the addiction of a teacher, and even said the mantra of his junior high school mathematics teacher, which felt so cool!
So, in the next few days, I taught primitive people to build fences during the day, looked for mineral salt nearby, and taught primitive people Chinese pinyin after dinner, and my life was extremely fulfilling. Under his high pressure, there were six single finals, twenty-three initials, nineteen compound finals, and sixteen syllables for overall pronunciation, but this pass rate, cough cough, it made Wang Yuan have the urge to increase blood pressure
"Ugly cow, reach out to me!"
The ugly cow is the name of Wang Yuan, the square-faced man who almost came to him, with a gloomy face at the moment, holding a branch, and gesturing in front of him
The ugly cow looked at Wang Yuan aggrievedly, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes and stretched out his hand, in fact, he didn't understand what Wang Yuan said, but he looked at the branch in his hand, he knew what it meant, and stretched out his palm tremblingly
With a snap, the branch slapped into the ugly cow's hand, making the primitive man next to him laugh with a gloating expression
Wang Yuan turned his head to look and found that Chen Long was smiling the most, and when he reached in front of him, the branch stretched out and roared
"You're smiling, you're smiling! Until now, ao ou iu can't remember, reach out! ”
Seeing Wang Yuan's angry expression, Chen Long pursed his lips and stretched out his palm, and Wang Yuan immediately snapped twice
When he saw the wise old man and the little girl who caught him, Wang Yuan's face was calm, but his heart was turbulent, this old and young man actually memorized these Chinese pinyin in just a few days, you must know that they have never been in contact, and when they were young, they did not have the opportunity to be exposed to Chinese like the babies on the earth, this is the real genius, and couldn't help but rub Nuwa's little head, with a look of relief
"Nuwa, good job"
Yes, Wang Yuan made his own decisions and named all primitive people, and it was a very awesome name, the little girl was called Nuwa, the wise old man was called primitive, and what else was Tongtian, Hongjun or something, and the zodiac, anyway, these hundred or so people, he gave it over and over again according to the mythological system, and he really couldn't think of it, and even began to plagiarize the names of demon beasts, as soon as he thought of his own idea, Wang Yuan couldn't help laughing, a group of gods, and he taught gods, isn't that the ancestor of all gods! In the future, it will become that there is Pangu before there is a day, Wang Yuan Daxian is still in front, it is cool and crooked to think about it, no, this matter must be recorded and passed on to future generations, hahahaha
Although Nuwa didn't understand what Wang Yuan meant, when she saw his appearance, she knew that she was praising herself, and she raised her little head proudly
"Okay, let's start using these phonetic letters"
Wang Yuan glanced at everyone, saw the wild boar for dinner tonight, rolled his eyes, picked up a branch and drew a pig on the ground, pointed to the wild boar, and said with a smile after he finished writing it in Chinese pinyin
"Squeak~~ Pig"
The primitive man looked at the wild boar, then leaned over to look at the Chinese pinyin, wrote it down according to the cat and the tiger, and then pointed at the wild boar and shouted
"Pig!"
Wang Yuan nodded, pointed to himself again, and wrote in Chinese pinyin
"Wang Yuan"
The primitive man wrote it again in Chinese, pointing at Wang Yuan and shouting
"Wang Yuan"
Wang Yuan was overjoyed when he heard this, and pointed to the pig
"Pig!"
Pointing to himself
"Wang Yuan"
Wang Yuan's beauty, this group of primitive people will finally call his name, one moment pointing at pigs, one moment pointing at himself, and the more primitive people talk, the more excited they become, and finally they yelled
"Pig!"
"Wang Yuan!"
Suddenly, Wang Yuan always felt that something was wrong, looked at the ugly cow with a red face and a thick neck in excitement, waved his hand, asked him to step forward, and pointed to the pig, but he didn't expect the ugly cow to puff up his chest and roar with a sworn look
"Wang Yuan!"
Wang Yuan angrily kicked him directly, pointed at himself and yelled
"I'm the king!"
But when the ugly cow saw Wang Yuan pointing at him, he immediately understood and yelled
"Pig!"
Dig your second uncle! Wang Yuan was suddenly anxious, and took the branch and jerked at the ugly cow's buttocks
"You're a pig, your whole family is a pig!"