Chapter 99 29: Du Ziteng, stomach aches
Seeing Liu Bei's expression and movements, the young man suddenly understood: he was seen through by Liu Bei, and he had been acting in front of him, not all acting, but hoping that he would speak well.
And now that he has been recognized by others for talking nonsense, he has lost interest and is ready to do business.
It's nothing to go to the yamen, and I haven't done anything bad, so I can get out soon.
But in this way, you will be tantamount to leaking, and the task may have to be abandoned.
That is the failure of the mission, and the punishment for failure......
"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, listen to me......"
The young man hurriedly explained.
Liu Bei ignored it, grabbed the young man's shoulder, prepared to tie up the flowers, and when he arrived in the cell, he would have a warm hospitality, he knew everything, and now he won't waste time with you.
"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, well, I admit that I lied.
I, my name is Du Du, a native of Liaodong.
I came here to see different customs according to the master's intentions. ”
Liu Bei stopped his movements, and his face was narrow: "Du Du, belly, tsk, this name is really fat (majestic)." ”
"Are you Zi Teng?"
"Uh, no, I'm looking at Ziyang."
"Du Ziyang? Itchy stomach! Itchy belly, poof......"
Liu Bei is happy, this name is very high, you can't learn it, you can't learn it.
"Who is your master?"
Du Du looked arrogant, with admiration in his eyes, and his tone was respectful: "Family teacher Zhang Ji." ”
“?”
Liu Bei shook his head, he hadn't heard of it.
Seeing Liu Bei's expression, Du Du had no choice but to say again: "
Family teacher Zhang Ji, a native of Nieyang County, Nanyang County, studied under my master Zhang Chu. ”
"Oh, it's him!"
Liu Bei listened, and there was also a look of respect in his eyes.
Zhang Chuzi Pinji, (Zhang Bozu) is a native of Nieyang County, Nanyang County, and is a famous doctor.
It is said that he had a calm personality, lived a simple life, and studied medicine diligently. Every time I see a patient and prescribe a prescription, I am very careful and thoughtful.
Nine times out of ten, the patients he treated were cured, so he was very respected by the people.
Liu Bei knew that this doctor was because there was a plague in Yangzhou a few years ago, and it was this person, with countless doctors, who ran around every day to finally stop the plague, avoid spreading everywhere, and treat countless people.
This is a hundred times stronger than the so-called Nanhua Old Immortal, and is very respected by Liu Bei.
Liu Bei respects Zhang Chu, which does not mean that he believes Du Du, so he said: "According to what you said, Zhang Ji is only in his thirties now, and you are in your twenties, so there is not much difference in age."
Then why are you willing to learn from him instead of everyone Zhang Chu? ”
When Du Du heard this, his face was flushed with anger, and he scolded: "You are not allowed to humiliate my husband, you know how to use a hammer." ”
Liu Bei's eyes widened, Okay, I'll let you know what a hammer is.
Liu Bei didn't speak, his right hand clenched his fist fiercely, and smashed it down on Du Du's face.
"Oh, what are you doing, hiss, ouch......"
Du Du hurriedly dodged, screaming in his mouth, his hands were tied, his body was inflexible, he was punched a few times in the face, his eyes were full of stars, and he grinned in pain.
For Du Du, Liu Bei didn't care about it at first, but just thought it was fun.
A babbling fool, and then being carried home as a son-in-law, think about it.
Later, I ran away from marriage, thinking about the beauty of Gou Ermei, this is completely understandable.
Since it was an escape, he naturally panicked and jumped on the wall in a hurry, the wall was full of ice and snow and slippery, but he didn't stand firm under his feet, so he fell down and happened to be in front of him.
I wanted to pretend to catch him, scare him and make him funny, and by the way, it can be regarded as relieving him and letting him go.
Unexpectedly, he actually told a lie, this cannot be explained.
Since the teacher is a doctor, the teacher is a famous doctor, or is too famous to be a hospital, so it doesn't make sense.
Since he was ordered by his teacher, whether he has seen the customs of various places or seen different herbs, it is all possible, and he can say it generously, so why is he lying?
"Lying in my field of expertise, I'm my grandfather - ahem, I'm as wise as a torch, and there's definitely something wrong with it."
Don't say anything, just beat it up first.
'Boom Boom'
An old fist went down, and the fist was to the flesh, and the momentum sank.
The young man had just arrived outside the door with tea, heard the movement in the house, looked through the window lattice, turned around in fright and ran: "Emma, Liu Pu has started beating people again, it's terrible."
It turned out that I was far away and I just heard about it, and I thought it was a false rumor, but now I see that it is simply light.
Hello when you enter the door, hello to everyone, the two brothers laughed, and in the blink of an eye, they entertained with their fists, tsk, awesome......"
The young man ran away.
Soon, the guys in the whole store were talking to each other.
Soon, one by one, the guests gathered together and whispered.
Soon, passers-by stood on the street, looking at this place, and there was a lot of discussion.
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Liu Bei greeted Du Du fiercely, Du Du was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, but he didn't speak.
Liu Bei rolled his eyes and said, "Ziitchy, poof, Brother Ziyang, it's no wonder to me, you lied to your little brother first."
I have to be impartial and ask for answers.
To say or not to say, to say or not to say? ”
'Bang bang, bang, bang'.
Du Du's face was fat, the corners of his mouth were bleeding, and he snorted: "Brother Liu, I just lied to the teacher that I should walk in a low-key manner and not be publicized."
It really doesn't mean anything else. ”
Liu Bei smiled: "No." I was being chased in front of me, but you jumped out screaming, shouting and shouting to kill. ”
Du Du was angry in his chest, so he was suffocated: I just came here, I was familiar with the situation in the morning, and I drank some wine when it was cold, and I just saw that it was fun to have a good time, and my brain was a little dizzy at the time, and I didn't think it was you......
Alas, I didn't expect it to get to this point. I'm greedy, and I blame anyone.
"Brother Liu, when I was drinking to keep warm, I accidentally drank high, and my mouth was unscrupulous and my behavior was abnormal, which provoked Brother Liu.
I'm afraid that your jokes will ruin the reputation of the master, so I lie.
I hope that Brother Liu will not remember the villain, let the brother go, and thank you for your kindness! ”
Liu Bei put down his fist and laughed: "I see, it seems that I misunderstood Brother Du, and I will forgive you."
Now, it's easy to say, how are you going to thank me? ”
"Huh?"
Du Du was stunned, the misunderstanding was solved, isn't it hello, I'm good, everyone's hello, each going their own way? I was beaten and endured, I'm just an honorific, don't you understand?
Du Du endured the hot pain, pulled out a smile, and said sincerely: "This matter has been my fault from beginning to end, and now I am even more ashamed to tell a lie, how does Brother Liu want me to thank you?" ”
Liu Bei smiled, listening to Du Du's ears, like a yin wind piercing his ears, and his whole body was cold.
Liu Bei sat down, moved the joints of his palms, and then said: "Now the little brother has a little favor, I don't know ......."
When Du Du heard this, he almost sprayed Liu Bei to death with saliva, you are really shameless.
If you think about it and do it well, this should be considered a stepping stone.
In this way, if I get close to Liu Bei, it will be much more convenient to act in the future.
"Okay, Brother Liu has something to say, as long as you can do it, you will never refuse."
Liu Bei's eyes kicked: "A gentleman's promise is as heavy as a mountain." ”
Du Du gritted his teeth: "Heaven and earth can be learned!" ”
Liu Bei grabbed Du Du, and the two left, their voices looming......
Little Doodoo:
Sapped rolling all kinds of begging, bosses please be gracious, and reward is a !!