Chapter 106 36: Self-righteous friends
Liu Bei saw that others didn't want to see him, and he was bored with a lazy face, so he turned around and left.
"Hey, as soon as I got home a month later, I heard a familiar voice, and sure enough, it was you."
As he spoke, a round roll rolled out of it, and the bones came to him.
"Ahaha, it's really a virtuous brother.
Brother Xian, don't you know, this month you want to be a brother, come on, come on, our brother will not get drunk and not return......"
Zhu Dajiao held his stomach with one hand, and pulled towards Liu Bei with one hand.
Liu Bei saw the person clearly, his eyes widened, and at the same time, his body jumped back, dodged the pig's trotters, and said with a surprised face: "Hey, who are you?" ”
Zhu's intestines couldn't help but be stunned, and his mouth said again and again: "Brother Xian, it's me, aren't you looking for me?" ”
Anger appeared on Liu Bei's face, and he scolded in his mouth: "Who are you? I can tell you, impostor is a big sin. ”
Zhu's big intestine was stunned, I just heard you say that you were leaving, so I came out to see you, and I will see you off by the way.
I'm all out, why don't you play cards according to common sense, you're still so skinny.
Zhu Dagut felt that he was older than Liu Bei and couldn't care about children, and his round face smiled like a flower: "Eh, I'm Zhu Dagut!" ”
Liu Bei looked in all directions and said, "You have all seen the owner of this store, do you know this person?" ”
"Huh? I don't know. ”
"That's it, who is this?"
"Dare to fool Liu Ye, Liu Ye, you have an old saying, we will teach him a lesson for you......"
"It's ......"
The guests who wanted to leave and didn't dare to leave turned their eyes around a few times, and immediately began to shout, one by one, looking at the appearance, eager to dismantle Zhu's intestines.
This is not to say that they are really afraid of Liu Bei, they are all going from south to north, Liu Bei is a military body, and it is really better to have more than one thing. Moreover, after a long time, I also know Liu Bei's temperament, although it is bad, the bad is limited, to put it bluntly, he is a blind young man.
Now when I see Liu Bei taking the opportunity to find a venue, if there is excitement, I don't see that he is a bastard, and he naturally coaxes one by one, saying that he will also contribute to this matter.
As soon as Zhu Dagut was said by everyone, he pulled his head with his fat hands, looked at a person and said, "Zhang Buda, you don't know me for so many years?" ”
Zhang Buda was stunned for a moment, then his face changed, and his finger pointed at Zhu's intestine: "Hey, don't say it, it's familiar." ”
Zhu's big intestine was so hung out of breath that he was suffocated to death, where did I offend you, are you going to fall into the well.
"I'm Zhu ...... large intestine"
Zhang Buda's eyes widened, and his face flushed angrily: "Okay, good, it's really clever, I admire."
Not only did they occupy the refreshments, but even people looked for such a similar ......
You...... Liu Ye, please be fair to the abbot! ”
Liu Bei glared: "Then what are you waiting for, come on!" ”
As he spoke, he twisted his body in front of him and smashed it with a fist.
Zhu's large intestine was puzzled by what Zhang Buda said, and a fist in front of him quickly expanded.
'Bang'
Liu Bei won with one punch, and with a hook in his left hand, he smashed on the fat chin of Zhu's large intestine, and pushed Zhu's large intestine backwards.
"Up!"
"Beat him up!"
"Up!"
Zhang Buda ran to him angrily and smashed it down with a fist.
Looking at the excitement one by one, their eyes flickered, pondering that idleness is also idle, and now it is also an interesting thing to be able to relax and rejuvenate the blood, anyway, we are not the leader, beating people, what a wonderful thing.
So, one by one, they quickly joined the battle group and beat Zhu Dagu.
Zhu's large intestine was beaten and screamed, and he explained vigorously in his mouth, I am Zhu's large intestine.
It's okay not to explain, let's move around, and by the way, we can give Liu Bei a face.
The more you explain, the happier everyone beats.
"If you don't explain, we'll have a good time, your explanation, if it's true, how embarrassing it will be to meet in the future, don't you say?
So, I'm going to beat you up so much that you don't even know who you are......"
'Bang Bang, Bang Bang'
Liu Bei punched twice, then broke away from the standing circle and stood on the periphery.
Zhao Xiaoer was about to step forward when he saw that the owner was being beaten, but he was glared back by Liu Bei.
"Hiss, ouch, hiss, I'm Zhu Dagu...... Hiss, ouch ouch - I'm not Zhu Dagu...... Mother, I'm his brother's pig intestine...... Hiss, don't fight, you guys will have free tea for a month in the future...... Sizzle, two months free, take out 'Cuihualou' for one night...... Ouch, Master Liu, I was wrong. Spare your life......"
Liu Bei estimated the damage to Zhu's large intestine, afraid that he would really be beaten to death, and when he saw that he had promised benefits, he borrowed the slope to get off the donkey and said.
"Stop!"
"Whew!"
Everyone stopped, let out a sigh of relief, and was refreshed.
"Comfortable, it is true that punishing evil and promoting good is the source of happiness!"
"That's it, I dare to pretend to be Zhu's big intestine, I can't beat you to death, cool!"
"Ahaha, pig intestines, you don't have a younger brother named Zhu Houting, hahaha!"
Liu Bei hugged his fists and made a circle: "Thank you for your courage and bravery, and leave the rest to me."
Everyone also remember his promise, if he can't do it, he will unite and hammer him to death! ”
"You're welcome, it's easy to say!"
Everyone was very interested, and left one by one.
(can be in the rivers and lakes, all gods make up for the knife.) )
Liu Bei squatted down and looked at Zhu's large intestine, which had gained weight again, feeling comfortable, but with a look of regret on his face: "Tsk, why do you say you are pretending to be your brother."
Hey, could it be that you killed your brother and wanted to steal the family property?
I'll go, it won't be really! ”
The big black head was lying on the side, grinning and smiling with a dog's face.
"Hiss, Brother Xian, I'm really Zhu Dagut."
Zhu's intestine was lying on the ground, his face was bruised, and his small round eyes looked at Liu Bei with tears.
Liu Bei stood up angrily, kicked down, and shouted: "It seems that I guessed very right, until now you still don't admit it, look at your feet." ”
'Boom Boom'
After a big meal, Zhu was stunned, so he had to temporarily admit that he was a pig's small intestine, and his brother went to buy goods for fear that the store would be unstable, so he let himself pretend to be in charge.
"Whew!"
Liu Bei let out a sigh of relief, that's right.
Zhao Xiaoer stood aside, crying or laughing.
Who is to blame, I really don't complain about Liu Bei and the rough men who drink tea.
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It turned out that after Li Fang left, Zhu Dajiao wanted to complete the things Li Fang explained, and he was busy working all the time, so he had no time to deal with Liu Bei.
Not long after, Zhu's intestines were blocked in the mountains, and he was injured in a big battle, and then he was recuperated.
The injury was not serious, but at this time, everything was dealt with, and there was nothing to do in the winter, and he didn't want to deal with Liu Bei so as not to be angry to death, so Zhu Da Gu squatted in the old house, eating and drinking every day to recuperate.
Not only did the subordinates not dare to stop it, but they also had to prepare to eat and drink, and in just ten days, Zhu's large intestine was stunned and fat more than once.
Not to mention Liu Bei, even Zhao Xiaoer sometimes sees Zhu Da Gu in the morning, and he has to ask some previous things to be sure.
Liu Bei squatted, with an angry face: "You said you, what are you pretending to be your brother."
The security here is still relatively good, and there is only a tea shop, and there is not much oil and water, who will come to find trouble. ”
Zhu Dajiao hummed and rolled his eyes, you are not looking for trouble, you don't blush when you talk nonsense!
Little Doodoo Lagua:
Uncles, hit me with your strength, and I won't blush!!
(End of chapter)