Chapter 2 I'm scared to pee
"Hiss......"
Wang Yuan woke up slowly, touched the big bag behind his head, and grinned for a while, his hands were really black, but he quickly laughed again
The only one who can do this will be human beings, and he has finally found an organization, and since then, my Wang Yuan can finally hang a mammoth, hug a little beauty, and go to the pinnacle of life, just kidding, human beings in the 21st century play through, who are you afraid of!
After carefully looking around, he found that this was a cave, a little dim, the sun outside had already descended to the sky, and seeing that the night was about to fall, Wang Yuan found for the first time that the sunset was so beautiful
And next to him, a thin figure was holding a small wooden stick and leaning against the edge of the cave and falling asleep, the corners of his mouth were still drooling, and he clicked his mouth from time to time, looking very cute
However, Wang Yuan's eyes were very strange, because this small-looking figure was not wearing clothes at all, only a circle of vine-woven leaves around his waist, his little feet were black and I don't know how long he hadn't washed them, the soles of his feet were full of thick calluses, and the most important thing was that there was no Adam's apple on his neck!
Wang Yuan glanced at the slightly developed small chest of the figure, his old face turned red, and he secretly scolded himself for being shameless!
But then, Wang Yuan was shocked, this kind of dress ...... This is a primitive man! Could it be that others have traveled through thousands of years when they play time-traveling, and when they get to themselves, they will directly travel to the primitive society, and they will not be able to do it long before the Three Emperors and Five Emperors? After all, there were no mammoths during the period of the Three Emperors and Five Emperors!
This crossing is at least a span of tens of thousands of years! After all, he knew that the mammoth suddenly became extinct 10,000 years ago
"Well, except for the hair, there is no monkey hair, it can't be 1.7 million years, it's not a group of monkey-like primitive people, it's okay, it's okay, it's a ghost, I'll wipe it!"
Wang Yuan felt that he was about to collapse again, and scratched his hair irritably, he actually traveled to a primitive society! No wonder you will encounter monsters from other earths, no wonder you will encounter mammoths, it turns out that those are the ancestors of earth creatures!
"Why don't you send me back to Jurassic to stand shoulder to shoulder with the dinosaurs!"
Wang Yuan looked up at the sunset, and suddenly burst into tears, this must be the bastard's ghost! Don't let Lao Tzu touch you, or you'll definitely kill you!
The little figure woke up slowly, and saw Wang Yuan sitting on the ground, looking at the sun and bursting into tears, he immediately stood up in shock, picked up the wooden stick and was about to give Wang Yuan another stick
Wang Yuan quickly grasped the stick, looked at the little girl, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, showed a smile that she thought was gentle, and spoke softly
"Little girl, it's not a good behavior to knock someone behind your back."
But the little girl looked at him in horror, and tried to draw the stick, and when she found that it was not moving, she threw it away and ran out of the cave, crying as she ran
Wang Yuan touched his nose and was suddenly embarrassed, is he so terrible? Why are you crying? Primitive people are timid
But soon, Wang Yuan regretted it, really!
Because, a large group of big men wrapped in leaves came to Wang Yuan's cave angrily with a big wooden stick, and smashed his head and face with a messy fist, beating Wang Yuan screamed, and then, he pulled him out with all hands and feet, and his hands and feet were tied with an extremely tough vine, and he passed through the wooden stick, like carrying a pig, and carried out of the cave
Wang Yuan was scared, really scared, he had a premonition that he was going to die! It's the same scene as a pig slaughter
At this moment, he couldn't care about the pain in his body and his shyness, he struggled desperately, and let out a scream like a pig, constantly begging for mercy
"Big brothers! I'm wrong, don't eat me! I'm not good at eating, really, I haven't taken a bath in 800 years, it's dirty and smelly, you just let me go."
But this group of barbaric primitive people turned a deaf ear to Wang Yuan's pleas for mercy, and the little girl probably thought he was too noisy, and hated to pick up her underwear and stuffed it into his mouth
Wang Yuan's eyes widened, looking at the little girl who was staring at him angrily like a demon, and suddenly burst into tears, this Nima ......
His guess was correct, he was now on a wooden frame, surrounded by primitive people surrounded by leaves, hungry wolf-like eyes staring straight at him, many children drooling, pointing at him, and muttering in their mouths
Wang Yuan was already desperate, he found that the language was not understood, what the hell was this talking about? No wonder it's useless to beg for mercy, people don't understand it at all!
An old primitive man with a wooden stick in his hand walked over slowly, and everyone was full of respect for the old man
The old man knelt on the ground, his eyes full of piety, and the other primitive people also knelt on the ground, and the old man's mouth was full of sacredness
Wang Yuan felt very interesting when he saw this scene, but soon, he was not calm
I saw that the old man came to Wang Yuan's body, and pulled up as quickly as a marmot, and then Wang Yuan found that the mound here was a little high
Finally, a happy smile appeared on the old man's face, but Wang Yuan was full of horror
It was coals, and there were sporadic red lights shining, and his snow-white ass was suddenly tightened by the high temperature
"This Nima is going to roast Lao Tzu to death and eat it as a roast pig!"
The old man waved his hand, and the primitive man suddenly stood up, happily scattered around looking for hay and dry branches, and kept throwing them under Wang Yuan's body
"Nope! Lao Tzu is not a pig, don't eat Lao Tzu! I don't want to be eaten! Help, help! ”
Wang Yuan was really scared, and shouted in his heart, this group of primitive people was going to roast and eat themselves, and there were no bones left in this dead body!
Suddenly, Wang Yuan felt a rush of urine, and he didn't know if he was frightened, the urine flowed out and flowed down his buttocks, and under the frightened gaze of the old man, the fire that had just been lit was extinguished
All the primitives looked at Wang Yuan blankly, and then, including the old man, all the primitives knelt on the ground and cried
And Wang Yuan had tears in the corners of his eyes, revealing the joy of the rest of his life, laughing in his heart while crying
"What a group of stupid X, who want to roast your Uncle Wang Yuan! Next life, hahaha! ”
At the same time, taking advantage of the grief of this group of primitive people, Wang Yuan secretly began to untie the vines in his hands, and finally freed his hands, and fell off the wooden frame in one fell swoop, his head hit the ground, but he didn't care about the pain, but hurried to untie the vines on his feet
When the old man heard the voice, he looked up, and was immediately full of anger, and pounced on him with a roar
Wang Yuan finally untied the vines, threw away his underwear in his mouth, got up with a grunt, and saw the old man pounce on him, his eyes flashed, and he kicked over
"Fuck your sister! Old thing, I still want to eat you Uncle Wang Yuan! ”
After kicking, turn around and run
The old man was kicked by Wang Yuan and flew out, almost kicked his back, slowly got up, pushed away the primitive people who came up to support him, pointed at Wang Yuan's back and shouted angrily, and then, a large group of primitive people chased Wang Yuan angrily
Wang Yuan limped forward, constantly baring his teeth, and the pain of pins and needles under his feet made him unable to exert his strength at all, turned his head to look behind him, gritted his teeth, and ran towards the original cave
If you don't find your shoes, you can't do it, you're not a primitive, so you won't be caught up in a while, and when the time comes, the angry primitives will definitely tear him to pieces
Finally, Wang Yuan ran to the cave, and when he saw the clothes that were thrown around, a trace of sadness flashed in his heart
I was the first to be pickpocketed, almost roasted and eaten, and was saved by a soak of urine, and finally was chased by a group of natives who ran naked through the traverser
To sum it up, in one sentence, this crossing, the experience is very poor!
He first found his shoes and put them on, and then grabbed his clothes, pants, and other things, hugged them in his arms and ran out of the hole, but soon, he retreated with a sad face
There is no way, this group of primitive people has too good physical strength and too fast speed, and they have already chased them outside the cave, and they are holding up wooden sticks and surrounding them viciously
However, they did not rush up immediately, but left quickly, and after a while, the old man was helped to arrive, angrily looking at Wang Yuan, who was leaning against the cave wall and looking desperate, roaring loudly
However, Wang Yuan couldn't understand a word of what the old man said, his eyes were full of doubts, he thought about it, and saw the old man even talking with a gesture, and asked cautiously
"You mean, let me pay you for the fire?"
Seeing Wang Yuan speak, the old man was also confused, Wang Yuan was helpless, picked up a branch, squatted on the ground and drew a pattern of flames under the vigilant gaze of primitive people, and pointed to himself and the old man
The old man looked at the flame, a hint of joy flashed in his eyes, and he quickly nodded at Wang Yuan
But the corners of Wang Yuan's mouth curled, he really asked me to compensate for their fire, soil buns, what is the difficulty of making fire for people in the 21st century? Not to mention far away, you have a firebolt!
However, with the fire, what should they do if their primitive people still roast and eat themselves? This is not good, you have to negotiate the conditions first, and you must ensure your own safety
As he spoke, Wang Yuan gestured to the old man