Chapter 1, The Immortal Flea

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"Where am I?"

"What are these?"

"Big trees, how come there are no leaves and branches?"

Yao Yanyu's vision gradually returned to clarity, and the surrounding voices gradually came into his mind!

"Come on, fleas, Lao Wang's wife is giving birth again"

"Big head, big head, you don't want to die"

"This is my territory, you go somewhere else to suck blood"

"Hold on, hold on, the sheep are moving!"

Before Yao Zhiyu understood what these words meant, he felt that the mountains under him were shaking, and his body couldn't help rolling.

All around was the noise of "Hold on to this hair, don't pull my hind legs"!

Affected by these sounds, Yao Zhiyu hurriedly hugged the somewhat soft pillar with his hands and feet when he rolled in front of a white pillar.

The pillar was not big, and he held it with six hands and feet.

"Eh, why are there six hands and feet, eh, how did my hands become like this!"

Yao Yanyu looked at his hands holding the pillar, where were the hands and feet, they were clearly four claws, plus two long bent legs

At that moment, a small head and a large buttocks, with a slight hair around the body, four short front paws and a pair of thick hind legs, a somewhat translucent monster streaked past him.

The monster made a terrible voice in the rolling, "Ahhhh

The monster rolled, and its six claws swung around, and when it rolled to Yao Zhiyu's side, it just grabbed one of his two hind legs.

After hugging Yao Zhiyu's thigh, the monster's screaming quickly stopped, and then looked up at Yao Zhiyu, who had a pair of small eyes on its flat head.

The little eyes flashed and looked at Yao Zhiyu a little shyly, and said softly, "Thank you for saving the benefactor, the little girl will give birth to you with a child!" Then the monster crawled towards him along Yao Zhiyu's thigh!

Yao Yiyu was frightened before, and when the monster crawled over, he immediately woke up, and his legs glared back, trying to kick this monster away.

"Monster, don't come here, go away for Lao Tzu, you ugly bastard!"

The monster, who was originally gentle and slowly crawled over, immediately became angry when he heard his words, "Who do you say is a monster, where is the old lady ugly, and the old lady is also one of the best flowers on the back of this sheep." Keep your dog's eyes open and see where the old lady is ugly!!"

As he spoke, the monster quickly came to the front of Yao Yiyu and hugged the white pillar in front of him in the same posture as him.

Yao Yiyu desperately wanted to break free, but he was firmly imprisoned on the white pillar by this monster twice his size, and the two of them were holding each other face to face!

"Help, help, let go of me, I don't want to be eaten!"

Hearing his words, the monster on the opposite side bumped into him angrily and scolded, "The old lady is not a praying mantis and not a black widow, what are you doing with you, we fleas are enough to suck blood!"

"Flea?" Hearing this word, Yao Yiyu suddenly remembered something.

Look at your surroundings. The sky-high white pillars are still a little curved on top.

Below is the smooth ground, which is a little elastic when stepped on.

Around them, there were monsters that were the same as those in front of him, not fleas, some holding white pillars, some with their mouths stuck in the ground, some rolling around on the smooth ground, and some white, round things rolling under their feet, a bit like newborn eggs!

Yao Yiyu's thoughts gradually returned to the day before!

Yesterday, he found a flea from his head and pinched it to death.

Then a voice claiming to be God appeared in his head.

The voice told him that he had just killed the chosen flea, a flea on a mission to dominate the world.

Since he pinched this flea to death, let him become this flea and continue to fulfill its mission!

At that time, Yao Yiyu was still laughing, let a flea dominate the world, isn't it crazy.

But before he could laugh at the other party, he felt a dizziness in his head, fell asleep, and woke up to the current scene.

Aren't these creatures around him just like the flea he pinched to death yesterday?

"Hey, stupid flea, what's the fuss, Jiaowei, my mother will give birth to a child for you!"

As soon as the words fell, Yao Yiyu felt that his buttocks were touched by something, and there was also an urge to raise blood in his heart, as if something was about to rise from his body.

But when I looked at the monster on the other side, with a pointed head, small eyes, and fine fluff, all the blood turned into cold water.

Quickly broke free of the shackles of the monster in front of him, screaming "It's not true, it's not true, it's definitely a dream, wake up quickly, wake up quickly"

The monster on the opposite side didn't care about Jiaowei, and didn't hold Yao Zhiyu's six hands and feet hard, and he broke free at once, and Yao Zhiyu didn't grasp the surrounding white pillars, and was thrown out of the area of this white pillar with the shaking of the earth.

In the process of flicking, he opened his eyes, only to find that the white pillar they were holding just now was the wool of a sheep, and now the sheep was shaking its body.

There was also something as big as him that brown translucent was thrown out of the sheep!

With a "bang", Yao Yiyu landed on the weeds in the sheepfold, and there were some "tens of meters" of round balls around in addition to the weeds.

With a bang, another flea fell next to it, this flea was about the same size as Yao Yiyu, fell to the ground and patted his butt and stood up.

When I came to Yao Yiyu's side, I saw him look lost and depressed, and said, "Hey, buddy, the first time I was thrown off the sheep, don't worry, when the sheep doesn't move, we will just climb up."

Yao Yiyu looked at him for a while, and after looking at his hands, feet and body, there was no difference between him and the other party, it seemed that he had really become a flea!

He whispered, "This must be a dream, it must be a dream, why haven't you died after falling so high!"

As soon as he heard this, the flea next to him waved his little paws and said, "Dude, you don't want to live anymore, although most of our fleas only have a lifespan of dozens of days, but you also have to enjoy life, and if you can find a warm and comfortable environment, you can live longer!"

Seeing Yao Zhiyu ignoring him, this flea said to himself, "I met an old man last time, he said that he lived for more than a year, but unfortunately, in the end, he didn't want to live, and then he ran under the sheep's hooves and was trampled to death, more than a year of life, just like that!"

Yao Yiyu's spirit was shocked, "Yes, step to death, step on death, if I die, I can wake up, and if I die, I can get out of this nightmare!"

As he spoke, he crawled towards the leg of mutton.

The flea next to him stood in place and said suspiciously, "This can't be a stupid fall, I can't jump!"

After Yao Zhiyu climbed more than ten centimeters, he jumped lightly, came to Yao Zhiyu's side and said, "Dude, why don't you jump, you crawl to the sheep like this, it falls asleep!"

"Jump?" Yao Zhiyu only said one word, and then when he saw this flea glaring on its hind legs, he jumped into the distance and said to him, "Yes, that's how you jump, have you forgotten, I'll show you a few more times" After that, he jumped around Yao Zhiyu!

Yao Yiyu jumped up subconsciously, and then realized that there was nothing difficult about jumping, just like walking usually.

Soon, he came to the feet of the sheep!

However, because of his small size, he could not keep up with the movements of the sheep, and when he jumped to the feet of the sheep's hooves, the sheep's hooves had already stepped to the side.

The flea that had just spoken to him stood on the weeds in the distance and shouted to him, "Ten centimeters on the left, two centimeters on the right, and five centimeters in front!"

Yao Yiyu followed his voice, jumping around, but after all, he was a step slower!

The sound of this flea attracted other fleas.

"Little Wuzi, what are you doing here!"

"You've Fallen Off the Sheep's Back Again"

Xiao Wuzi is the name of the flea that talked to Yao Zhiyu.

Hearing others call him Little Wuzi, he said triumphantly, "From now on, call me Little Liuzi, I fell off the sheep's back for the sixth time"

The other fleas laughed

"Hahaha, I'll call you Xiaoliuzi from now on"

"Little Liuzi, what are you doing!"

Xiao Liuzi said, "That kid is looking for death, I'm helping him!"

The other fleas asked, "Looking for?" There are so many sheep and eggs next to it, why are you running under the sheep's hooves?"

Xiao Liuzi said: "No, he doesn't want to live anymore, I'll teach him to commit suicide!"

The other fleas understood what Yao Yiyu meant, and not only did not stop him, but instead helped him predict the direction together

"Left, Left"

"Right, Right"

"Front, Front"

"Back, back"

People talk a lot about the current situation, the angle of each flea is different, the direction of judgment is different, originally followed the instructions of Xiao Liuzi barely more than the action of the sheep's hooves, but now, there are different opinions, he suddenly didn't know where to jump.

Before he could decide on the direction, the sheep did not move, presumably throwing out some blood-sucking fleas, and its body was not so itchy, so it fell asleep directly on the weeds.

Yao Zhiyu walked over dejectedly and sighed, "Alas, what kind of world is this, it's so difficult to die!"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of discussion

"Hey young man, it's hard to die, you didn't choose the right method"

"If you drill under the sheep egg, the smell can smoke you to death"

"It's like, you can drown you by jumping into the pee pit in the back."

"Or you'll jump on that Black Widow's net up there, and she'll bite anything that touches her!"

Yao Yiyu looked at the sky speechlessly, what kind of methods are these, I just want to wake up, I haven't thought about such an aggrieved way to die!

However, the opinions of these fleas also gave him direction, and he asked, "Where is the place where the sheep drink?"

Xiao Liuzi hurriedly jumped out, and the little short paw pointed in one direction: "It's over there, look!"

Yao Zhiyu turned his head to see that in the corner of the sheepfold, there was a rectangular trough, and there was a small black bucket next to the trough, and the small black bucket was the water that the sheep drank.

Yao Zhiyu hurriedly ran over when he heard this, although he didn't have the idea that the water in it was too clean at the beginning, but standing by the bucket and smelling the thick fishy smell inside, showing a turbid liquid, his feet were still a little weak, and suddenly, he didn't want to die!

Xiao Liuzi followed him all the way, wanting to see how he died, and when he saw Yao Yiyu like this, he couldn't help but wonder, "What, are you scared, you weren't afraid under the sheep's hooves just now, what are you afraid of now!"

"No, it's not" Yao Zhiyu endured this disgusting taste, and forcibly spit out a few words, when Xiao Liuzi heard it, he was not afraid, how did his legs tremble, it seemed that he had no strength, so he kindly pushed Yao Zhiyu and said, "I have no strength, I'll help you!"

Before he could finish speaking, Yao Zhiyu's body fell towards the muddy and heavily smelling bucket below.

Yao Yiyu's six hands and feet were waving around in the air, shouting, "Ahhhhh

With a pop, he fell lightly to the water, because his weight was too light, and even the tension of the surface of the water could not be broken, but he felt a foul smell constantly hitting his nasal cavity.

Yao Yiyu hurriedly closed his mouth and nose, and the smell faded a little. One minute, two minutes, ten minutes.

Yao Yiyu feels that a world has been so long, why don't he feel suffocated? Don't fleas need to breathe?

At this moment, with a pop, a gray-haired mouse fell into the water and slapped Yao Yiyu lying on the surface of the water into the water.

Yao Zhiyu thought to himself, he finally entered the water, he would die now, he could finally wake up!

But he waited, waited, waited, waited for a long time, and there was no feeling of suffocation, this time, he was really sure, he could not breathe!

In desperation, he climbed onto the rat and ran out of the stinking bucket with the rat who had come to drink water!

In the next few days, Yao Zhiyu understood two things!

One, he's not dreaming, he's really turned into a flea!

Second, he has an immortal body, whether he is stepped on, or falls into the water, or is bitten by a spider, or even falls into a fire pit, he will not die!

He vaguely remembered that the so-called god said that he would dominate the world and gave him three special abilities, and it seemed that immortality was one of the abilities!

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