Chapter 25: Old Things

Scattered. Similar to drugs, they are contraband in the Shenzhou Dynasty. Eating with water can produce indescribable pleasure - because each eater has a different description of the master after taking it, so it is said to be indescribable.

As for the symptoms after taking too much Xiaoyaosan, when Wang Chuan first came into contact with and understood it in this world, the first thing that came to mind was the Jin Dynasty and Wushisan. The aristocrats of the Jin Dynasty loved to use five stones, and many nobles walked naked. Of course, these two things that were popular among the nobles of the Jin Dynasty were not related in Wang Chuan's impression, but in this world, they are inevitably related to those who are free to eat.

Those who take too much Xiaoyaosan will run naked. And addicts will gradually develop the habit of not wearing clothes. When the free and scattered flooded, Shenzhou ran naked all over the country, which was spectacular, and Emperor Taizu inspected many places and saw more than one uncovered conference, and his eyes were so hot that he was blind. As a result, a vigorous campaign to crack down on Xiaoyaosan was launched in various parts of the Shenzhou Dynasty, and the grand occasion of taking Xiaoyaosan was clean.

That's the official version, though. There is another saying circulating among the people, which also reflects another effect of loose dispersion - hallucination.

This effect reminded Wang Chuan of those new synthetic drugs on the earth, and the hallucinogenic effect was really terrifying.

Legend has it that in the autumn of the twenty-fourth year of Taizu Wude, on a full moon night, two senior officials of the court coerced the eunuchs to take a ladder and climb to the top of the Forbidden City. The two adults stood with swords, their fat bellies reflected the moonlight, you are a flying fairy outside the sky, and I am also a flying fairy outside the sky, with red eyes and a fierce momentum, and finally made the ass backwards flat sand and falling geese style.

There was such a big commotion in the palace, how could Taizu not know? When he heard the news, his eyes were swollen, and when he took off his boots, he slammed them on the heads of the two adults, and shouted angrily: "Let you fly immortals outside the sky!" Let you fly out of the sky! ”

One of the two adults took a boot on his head and fell off the palace, and he fell seriously injured and went home to recuperate. The next day, Emperor Taizu went out of Beijing to parade, and within a few days, the vigorous ban movement began.

After that, the loose scatter was almost extinct. What is prevalent in folk sneakiness is another contraband called Hehuansan.

This contraband is mainly popular in the land of fireworks, which can make people excited and refreshed for a long time. Just taking too much, but it can make people perverted. Since the Shenzhou Dynasty, there have been several people who are fond of women's clothing, those who play with animals and eels, and even those who are addicted to dyeing green, corrupting the social atmosphere, and it is rumored that they have taken too much of Hehuan.

The cases of contraband consumption that Wang Chuan has handled in recent years have all used Hehuan San, and as for Xiaoyaosan, he has never seen it so far.

When he encountered Huang Yuanwu running naked on the street before, Wang Chuan also speculated from the symptoms, so he thought of being scattered. This thing hasn't appeared for a long time, and Wang Chuan is just speculating, not daring to believe it, but he didn't expect that someone would make the same guess as himself.

Wang Chuan suddenly had a premonition in his heart, these naked men must not only have happened yesterday, but will also happen in the future, I am afraid that this matter will not be over, and it may even make a big fuss.

In the next few days, a few more serious crime teams sent by the six doors came back, and the six doors became more and more lively, and Wang Chuan also drank several meals of wine. Liang Zhutou, who had let Wang Chuan go for several days, finally remembered that there was a little catcher who was pulled down from the kiln by himself, and he was still messing with him, so he ate and drank and took Wang Chuan to recognize a circle of people.

Liang Zhutou remembered Wang Chuan, and Wang Chuan had to think of Feng Xiaobo. This guy dangled in front of Wang Chuan all day long, and his expression like a bullied little daughter-in-law made people feel cold, and Wang Chuan couldn't help but pay attention to him.

Come to think of it, in the end, I really went too far with Feng Xiaobo. Helpless, Wang Chuan had no choice but to invite Feng Xiaobo to have another drink, risking being teased by Sister Han, and asked Sister Han to find a sister for her subordinates who had a deep longing for Sister in the kiln, and received him at half price. Feng Xiaobo was satisfied, so he no longer pestered Wang Chuan.

A few days without incident. There were no naked men in the Xuanwu District, only on the mass grave outside the West Gate, the naked fat man persistently held his big belly, scaring the homeless people so much that they no longer dared to steal the dead to eat, and even the wild dogs in the cemetery retreated. Tavern Lang has become a big strange talk in the capital, these days when Wang Chuan sat in the tavern next door leisurely, I heard many people talk about the naked fat man on the mass grave outside the West Gate, and even some people speculated what kind of ghost it was, chasing what soul-attracting lamp to the mass grave, the ghost fire that appeared a few days ago is the soul-attracting lamp, which is eerie, and it really has the feeling of a horror story.

When the tavern boss ran around the hall during the day, every time he heard someone talking about the strange things about the mass graves, he would "hehe" and giggle, and he was happy. Wang Chuan noticed that Da Lang's eyes, which were squeezed into gaps by the fat on his face and couldn't be opened, still flashed with smug and disdainful eyes, like the contempt of insiders looking at laymen.

Wang Chuan also smiled "hehe".

A few days later, the phosphorus fire on the mass grave finally arrived. This night in the capital chickens and dogs jumping, Xuanwu District naked runners came again, the doors of the residents in the district were locked and the doors were shivering, and finally recalled the fear of being dominated by unsheltered men a few days ago, and the sound of the wind shouting "ghost" near the west gate floated all the way to the direction of the six doors, which was the same as the night a few days ago. Wang Chuan was playing music at home with all his heart, and Du Yin faintly heard the howl in his voice.

The next day, Wang Chuan arrived at the six gates, but he didn't expect Mr. Yang to come early.

"Shame! What a shame! Lao Tzu, I have been in charge of six doors for so long, and I have never seen such a shameful thing happen to my subordinates! This spread out, where do you let Lao Tzu's face go? ”

Mr. Yang paced back and forth in the main hall with a black face, not pointing at the person standing in front of him.

Wang Chuan saw the person in front of Mr. Yang, and almost didn't jump up. The man was carrying his belly and bare buttocks, and he found a rag out of nowhere, and his hand was pressed in front of his crotch, so he was not ashamed - who was not Da Lang?

"I didn't expect Da Lang to have such a hobby. Gee! Gee! ”

On the side, Luo Ming saw Wang Chuan coming, "hehe" smiled, his eyebrows fluttered, and whispered to Wang Chuan, "But he is really miserable." Unexpectedly, last night, Mr. Yang discussed important matters with the various catchers in the door, and before he could return in the middle of the night, Da Lang ran in with his bare buttocks. That scene, tsk, made the chief catcher and all the catchers stupid! ”

"Huh...... Hehe. ”

Seeing that the tavern man was being trained with his crotch covered and his shoulders lowered and his head lowered, Wang Chuan laughed dryly twice and didn't say much.

Wang Chuan's heart was raised in his throat, and he saw that Mr. Yang suddenly kicked Da Lang's fat belly and kicked Da Lang back again and again.

Mr. Yang said: "Hurry up and get dressed for Lao Tzu, you are still embarrassed here!" If it weren't for the fact that there were only people in our door last night, and no outsiders saw it, Lao Tzu would have to clean you up! ”

"Thank you, Mr. Forgiveness! Thank you for forgiveness! ”

Da Lang trotted all the way to the tavern next door, sneaked to see Wang Chuan halfway, and did not forget to throw Wang Chuan a lewd smile of "you know", which made Wang Chuan feel agitated and chilled.

This thing hasn't been kicked out of fantasy yet!

Wang Chuan secretly said no, he couldn't let Da Lang go to the mass grave anymore and run naked. This time, Mr. Yang already knew, but this thing was still only thinking about sacrificing to the Yin God to find a daughter-in-law, and if he continued like this, he was afraid that he would be exposed sooner or later. I didn't expect to take revenge for my prank, but something went wrong like this, and I had to think of a way to get him back.

"Today's events are classified as six doors. If anyone dares to spread the word, see how Lao Tzu cleans him up. ”

Mr. Yang gritted his teeth and said a word, and went out.

Wang Chuan was still thinking about a way, and suddenly saw Liang Zhutou walking up to him, and whispered to himself: "Come to my house before mid-afternoon, there is a great future waiting for you." ”