"Alas! Mother, alas, it hurts to death! ……”

Hu Jie's terrible scream like a bear howl burst out in the hall again in an instant......

Just when everyone in the hall was relieved of the scene in front of them, and their faces were full of joy, they saw the sloppy Taoist with a shocked face, and his right hand pointed directly at Hu Jie, who was holding Zikel to the floor with one hand, and covering the belly of the chrysanthemum again with the other hand, and screaming loudly in pain.

"Ulnahujie! Speaking of his temperament endowment, he is much more rude and violent than ordinary people, which seems to have some truth, but he is reckless and stupid and repeatedly unrepentant! ”

"The ancient sage has a cloud, 'the body is skinned, and the parents who receive it dare not destroy it, and filial piety is the beginning.'" , the ancients were still like this, but they didn't know why? And the ancient sages have clouds, 'Who is without fault?' After that, it can be changed, and it is very good. Why do you want to punish your own house by severing your own arm? ”

The sloppy Taoist muttered a long paragraph of the holy truth of the sages and philosophers who were satisfied with himself, and couldn't help but upturn the corners of his mouth and smugly with his left hand to brush the scattered hair under his chin, but when he turned his eyes to look, he found that everyone here except for Saburo had a feeling, the rest of the military leaders were confused, their faces were confused, their eyes were full of incomprehension, and they couldn't help laughing at themselves after being stunned for a while, and then they couldn't help laughing at themselves, and then they angrily raised their faces and reprimanded: "Now it seems that Lao Dao's heartfelt words today, In the ears of these stupid people who don't know anything about words, it is just as apt as playing the piano to a cow! ”

"Stand up without much politeness, Zikel, and you will help Hu Jie's man up."

"Hu Jie! Although Er's temperament is rough and violent, and the actions he wanted to do to the old Tao before were also rude and tight, but in the end, it was still an unintentional act, not those unforgivable treacherous evils, and the mistake should not be repeated, why did he swear to cut off his own arm with a horizontal knife? What's the use of the old man's bear-like arm, is it a fine delicacy after cooking, stewing, and roasting? ”

Although the sergeants felt that the sloppy Dao Chief's last words were quite witty and joking, at this time, everyone had already regarded this Dao Chief's predecessor with brilliant means as the worldly master with the highest position and heaviest weight in their own minds, so although they felt ridiculous, they did not have the slightest intention of slackness and contempt, and they all held back the smile in their stomachs tightly and listened carefully to the teachings of the Dao Elder and the master.

"Hu Jie, the blade of the broken blade has just cut off a little hair on the top of your head, and it should be regarded as a small punishment for your reckless behavior by the old way, although the broken knife is small, but once you break your body, arms and limbs, even if you are sincere and kind, even if you are touched by the Daluo Immortals, you will not be able to save the severed limbs on your body, if this is the case, a good iron cavalry Wu Erlang will be cut off in front of the eyes of the old man."

"You are all born in the army of bitter cold people, the wife and family should be able to rely on a living only your sturdy body and skilled kung fu, the old Tao here advises you, for your relatives and brothers, and cherish the strong body that God has given you! What the old Tao said today, have you ever remembered it in your chest?! ”

After a solemn silence, the leaders of the Geng Zhi army, who were all burned inside, knelt down on one knee again and saluted solemnly with their right arm and chest.

"Someone who dares not to remember the teachings of the Taoist masters! The seniors are great and virtuous, and the younger generations vow to be engraved in their hearts!! ”

"Hahahaha! Now that you have remembered today's words, you can relax, you can get up quickly, you don't have to be so polite, hahaha......"

In the midst of the sloppy Dao Chief's heartfelt laughter, there was a sudden outfitting hoarse roar.

"Ulnahujie! You pickled skin that kills a thousand knives, which one allowed you to summon the standard horizontal knife of a certain one?! Ho ho ...... Somebody's best horizontal knife! Ho ho ...... Since a certain came to the Shuofang border army Xiaoguo Du Lieutenant's Mansion, the horizontal knife that Du Wei personally issued to a certain has been accompanying a certain person, ho...... Ho ......"

"I have tried my best to take care of this horizontal knife whenever and wherever I am, and I have never slackened off once, ho ho...... Unexpectedly, today you are a scoundrel and a scoundrel who has made this miserable situation! …… If you don't make it clear to Zikel today, you will definitely have nothing to do with you, an unscrupulous thief!! ”

Hu Jie, who was holding the chrysanthemum with his eyes and suffered a second injury, had just gotten up, and the reaction speed of Zikel's brain was indeed slightly slower than that of the Han people around him, and it was only at this time that the goods party remembered what the Taoist god said, "The matter of breaking the knife is small."

Broken knives are small? Which one's broken knife?

Is the Dao Chang Heavenly God referring to the horizontal knife that Hu Jie used when he wanted to mutilate his arm?

Damn! Could it be that this straight thief is a bad guy......

Suddenly, his heart tightened, Zikel stared at his eyes and walked back and forth nervously, only then did he remember his favorite good horizontal knife that even eats and stiffens the corpse, and it is precisely because of the fierce pickled skin beside him that he is now sadly broken into two pieces of useless scrap iron, and when he is sad and angry, he inevitably jumps up and scolds him with a jumping foot, pointing at Hu Jie's nose and crying and scolding and screaming and jumping and denounced.

Seeing that a storm that was not big or small, but only rose because of the sloppy Taoist and was calmed by the Taoist seniors, Qin Su and Qin Youcheng, who were sitting on the main seat from afar, smiled and relieved themselves.

Mo saw that Qin Gong's face was always calm as usual, and he was also curious and concerned about the mysterious identity of the sloppy Taoist in his heart, and after seeing San Lang Qin Xiao's attitude towards the mysterious Taoist in every respectful and obedient manner, he understood that there was a great relationship between this peerless master with high martial arts and San Lang's mysterious master.

It's just that the confidential matter between the sects in the rivers and lakes is the most taboo place for the sects and sects to know to outsiders, and it is absolutely impossible to inquire about it from the senior masters in the public, and when you want to go back to rest, Saburo will talk to the eldest brother about this matter.

Qin Su, who had calmed down, was about to get up and invite the sloppy Taoist chief to sit on the main seat and feast together, but at this time, he heard the miserable cry of Zikel like killing a pig from the west side of the hall.

His heart was also suddenly tightened, and Qin Sugang, who realized what had happened, wanted to ask about it, but found that whether it was San Lang or the group of sergeants beside him, they all gathered around the sloppy Taoist who was laughing and bowed their hands to please him, all with hopeless flattering smiles.

As for the wailing and roaring Zikel and the embarrassed and cautious Hu Jie, everyone didn't pay any attention to it at all.

Hehe, two bastards who want to be noisy all day long but want to wear the same hakama, the strife between these military scum has nothing to do with him waiting for a ball?!

Qin Su has never held an official position in the army of the Tang Dynasty since the day when the fish leaped into the dragon gate and entered the road of the eunuch, and the low-ranking officers and military leaders have also dealt with each other for the first time this time, so they will not know that the sergeants in the army who are strong and fierce like tigers and wolves have always gotten along with each other every day.

Strict with strict military discipline and military rules, although such simple-minded and simple-minded sergeants did not dare to draw their swords in the barracks, but in private, there were countless things like the hair of an ox and the stars in the sky.

The identity of the sloppy Taoist when he was young, he often came into contact with many low-level officers in the Northern Zhou Military Mansion, and the white-clothed Saburo and the Qi Guoping Lieutenant of the Xiaoguo Governor's Mansion were close friends of the same age and like-mindedness, and they often haunted the border army barracks under the command of Qi Duwei, such as the noisy shouting and scolding between Zikel and Hu Jie.

With the brothers who have been stirring horses and spoons in a trough for many years, they are used to seeing all kinds of strange and colorful bird disputes between the brothers, and they are disgusting to see.

A certain brother didn't spit on the stinky shit of these two shameless scum, he had already given enough face to the two birdmen, and let the Dao Elder Immortal not step forward and stammer, which one still had the leisure to ask about the bird matter between these two bastards?

Qin Su, who had already seen some clues from the chaos of the scene, completely relieved his heart, he beckoned Qin Liang and whispered a few words in his ear, Qin Liang nodded frequently and said yes, and then went downstairs alone.

Hu Jie, who was covering his belly and staggering sideways, rarely saw a look of guilt and chagrin on his black and red face, he squeaked and whined for a long time, and finally did not dare to look directly at Zikel who was glaring angrily, but Hu Jie also knew that even if he jumped out from the window of the Risheng Restaurant today, he would never be able to get rid of the entanglement of Zikel who had lost his head even if he fled to the ends of the earth.

Hu Jie, who had no way out, finally had to say with a smiling face: "Qi ...... Brother Zikel, look at a certain ...... So-and-so didn't mean to spoil your ...... Your precious horizontal knife, my brother is here to accompany the fourth brother! ”

"Ulnahujie! You bastard rarely come to pull such useless things with a certain person, brothers belong to brothers, brotherhood and brotherhood will be put aside for the time being today, and it is better to come and discuss the matter of a certain horizontal knife first. ”

Seeing that he couldn't settle this straight and unifying Zikel without taking out some dry goods, Hu Jie, who had nothing to do, thought for a long time before gritting his heart and saying without love: "Brother Zikel, they are all in the army of the Shuofang border army, and you are also a low-level team under the nine products, and I know that this team is a year's money, materials, vocational fields and servant manpower, and it is only a small thirty or forty copper coins. From Taiyuan to Luoyang, the eastern capital, all the money on a certain body adds up to only 600 copper coins, the fourth brother, don't say it is Hu, I think you and your brothers are also very little copper coins, and the purse is empty. ”

"Since I have damaged your horizontal knife today, there is no reason not to compensate for it, so that's it! So-and-so will compensate you for the horizontal knife that has been following so-and-so for six years, what do you think?! ”

Hu Jie originally thought that after stomping his feet and gritting his teeth, he would be able to end the matter by compensating Zikel for his precious horizontal knife, but it was good that the Zikel brothers didn't listen, and after listening to Hu Jie's words of compensation that seemed to break with his own treasure knife, he jumped and pointed at Hu Jie's nose and scolded angrily: "Hu Jie! You're a scoundrel who is used to deceiving and coaxing your brothers! You've known each other for a few years, right? Whenever you're having fun and playing for money, isn't it you, the bastard, who coaxed the copper coins out of a purse? Today, I still want to use your pickled horizontal knife, which is already missing a finger's width like a tattered and lost horizontal knife, to compensate for a high-grade horizontal knife that is as shiny as a new knife. Baba Bah! Today, you don't want to coax you again! Daydream about it! ……”