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This feast of the century can be described as protracted, breaking many traditions, and also setting a record for the longest New Year's Day feast, eating directly from noon to evening, but the most successful is undoubtedly turning everyone's attention to the food, not politics, the key is that there are too many foods, all kinds of flavors, people are overwhelmed, the mouth is eating, where is there still kung fu to speak!

In the past, after the New Year's Day banquet, there will be singing and dancing, which is also part of it, which Li Qi is not exempt from vulgarity, but it is not exempt from vulgarity, it does not mean that it cannot be innovated, and a new style of drama is coming.

In fact, this is also forced out for Song Huizong, he only gives so much money, where to invite bands and dancers, not only on his own, so he finally chose the four little boys, the main reason is that the four little sons not only do not collect money, but also paste money inside, where to find such a good Kaizi!

However, free is better than charged, this is the last word!

"Li Qi, can you not look at me like this, this is really resentful, I don't want to, I just ate a little more, what should I do with the burp now, you hurry up and find a way!"

In a room behind the shed, Li Qi sat in the room with a cold face, looking at Gao Yanei who was belching in front of him, his eyes began to burn, and he laughed angrily: "Hehe, you said it's simple, find a way?" I have a P solution, you know you're going to perform tonight, and you eat so much, how do you have a long brain, it's full of. ”

It turned out that in the afternoon, after Gao Yanei came out of the food street, he held a small banquet with Hong Tianjiu and others, and he had a small banquet with delicious wine and food. As a result, he ate himself, and after a glass of wine, he began to burp, originally he thought that it would be better soon, but after a while, the symptoms did not decrease but increased, and the time of the performance gradually approached, he began to be anxious, and quickly called Ma Qiao to find Li Qi.

When Li Qi heard it at the time, he thought it was incredible. But when I thought of Gao Yanei, I was relieved that there were still strange things in the world that this thing couldn't do.

"Hiccup, don't bully me Hiccup is inconvenient to speak at this time, so take the opportunity to burp and scold me, in the final analysis, I still have to blame you for this matter, if you don't prepare to burp so many delicious food, how did I become like this, and what is the burp poop?" Gao Yanei was also anxious in his heart, and it was inconvenient to speak, so he began to use his eyes to attack. looked at Li Qi with resentment.

Li Qi looked at him like this, and almost laughed, and thought to himself, I really owe these two goods in my last life. But as long as it has to do with these two goods, there is nothing that can make me worry.

Hong Tianjiu had laughed enough, and now he was starting to get anxious, Gao Yanei was the protagonist of this play. If he can't act, then how can he act, and it's too late to find someone now. hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Brother Li, don't talk so much now, hurry up and help my brother." ”

"That's it, just burp."

Chai Cong rolled his eyes and said, "Yanei, you just say a few words, the more you talk, the more fierce the fight becomes." ”

"Oh hiccup."

Gao Yanei also knew that he was wrong at this time, and quickly shut up.

Li Qi is now a belly full of anger, whoever lights it will explode, squinted at Hong Tianjiu, saw his red face, and said: "Xiao Jiu, Yanei is stupid, forget it, I'm used to it, but why don't you let me worry now, I let you play Hong Qigong, not let you play Guan Gong, you look at what you look like now, give a monkey ass." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Chai Cong quietly turned his face away.

I'm really asking for myself. Hong Tianjiu's eyes rolled, and he said: "Brother Li, you have wronged me, don't I also want to make Qigong more realistic, you often mention in your books that Hong Qigong picks up the wine gourd and drinks at every turn, there is no reason not to blush, but don't worry, I am definitely not drunk, and this blushing is fast, and the retreat is fast, and it will be just right later." ”

"Just right? It's like a myth. ”

Li Qi glanced at him, and suddenly saw that there was something wrong with the beard on his cheeks, and said, "Huh? You don't think your beard is ponytail hair, it looks like a real beard, right? ”

Hong Tianjiu smiled proudly: "Like, right? I had been looking for this beard for a long time before I bought it from an old man, and at first the old man refused, but then I offered him ten dollars, and he immediately bought it for me. ”

This kid! Li Qi smiled and shook his head, just opened his mouth, suddenly heard another "hiccup" sound from the side, and secretly thought, too, it's too early to ask the guilt, and I have to solve this matter quickly.

In fact, Gao Ya didn't feel good in his heart, he put in a lot of effort for this performance, so he naturally wanted to pretend to be forced for a while, but he never thought that this was about to start, and there was such a thing, and he looked at Li Qi with a pleading face.

Li Qi pondered for a moment and said, "Yanei, you take a breath first, and I will stop before you can stop." ”

Gao Yanei didn't dare to jump anymore at this time, and inhaled sharply.

Li Qi looked at it almost before he said, "Stop." ”

Gao Yanai immediately stopped.

"Hold it."

"What's next?"

Li Qi just told him to hold his breath, but Gao Yanei asked him at the same time.

"Uh, you said it earlier." Gao Yanei looked embarrassed!

Li Qi was about to go crazy, and thought silently in his heart, Li Qi, you must hold back, you must hold back! Taking a deep breath, he said, "Do it again, remember, hold your breath." ”

"Oh, I remember this time."

Gao Yanai took a deep breath, and then his lips were closed, as if he had settled down.

For a moment, but saw his chest throb a little.

After a while, Gao Yanei suddenly looked at Li Qi, as if to say, okay, I can't bear it.

Li Qi said: "Bear with me." ”

Bear with it! Gao Yanei's face was red, his fists were clenched, and after another moment, he spoke: "I can't help it, I'm about to suffocate me, huhuhu." ”

Hong Tianjiu said happily: "Brother, you don't seem to have hiccups." ”

"Really? Haha, I'm finally hiccups! ”

There was silence in the room.

"Hiccup!"

Gao Yanei's eyes were red.

It's a real nuisance. Li Qi scratched his head. sighed: "It seems that there is no better way now, you can try a few more times." ”

There is no way, now I can only be a dead horse and my live horse doctor.

However, Gao Yanei tried two or three times, but Wuzi did not solve the problem.

Seeing that the performance is about to start, even if you go to find Liu Yunxi, I'm afraid it's too late.

Li Qi couldn't wait to slap this thing to death.

The rest of the people were also depressed.

Gao Yanei saw that everyone was unhappy, and he felt very uncomfortable, and said with a lonely expression: "Why don't you change the hiccup to act, lest everyone be dragged down by me." ”

At this time. Ma Qiao suddenly said: "It's not that there is no way. ”

When he said this, everyone looked at him.

Li Qi knew that although Ma Qiao's words were always so poor, he had an advantage, that is, he never lied, and said, "! You have a way, why not say it sooner. ”

Ma Qiao said: "You didn't ask me again. ”

“！”

Gao Yanei didn't care so much, jumped up and said, "Then you should say it quickly!" ”

Ma Qiao said lightly: "I'm afraid that you can't stand it." ”

"As long as you can cure me, I can stand anything."

"Really?"

"When hiccup."

"Alright, you come with me."

"Where are you going?"

"Outside!"

“！”

Ma Qiao took Gao Yanei to a corner outside. Li Qi and others followed.

Gao Yanei looked left and right, didn't see any panacea, and was about to ask, when Ma Qiao suddenly pointed down with his hand. Said: "Look there?" ”

Gao Yanei subconsciously turned his head to look.

Ma Qiao's body suddenly became short, one hand tightly hugged Gao Yanei's stomach, and the other hand grabbed Gao Yanei's neck, and pressed down suddenly. Use both hands at the same time.

Gao Yanei, who was ignorant, didn't understand what was going on, and suddenly felt that his face was on the ground, and his body bowed seventy degrees. I couldn't help screaming in fright, and as soon as I came out, suddenly, there was a sudden churn in my stomach, and I vomited it out.

Ma Qiao picked up one of Gao Yanei's hands and put it on the wall, then pulled out and said to the stunned Li Qi and the others: "Okay." ”

Li Qi was slightly stunned, and couldn't help but give a thumbs up and said: "It deserves to be a master, high!" This trick is really tm relieving oh no, too tm high. ”

Ma Qiao didn't eat Li Qi's set, didn't say a word, and went straight back to the house.

Embarrassed!

This guy is so infuriating. Li Qi wanted to speak, but suddenly heard a loud noise in front of him, and he immediately understood why Ma Qiao was in a hurry to enter the house, and scolded secretly, MD, how much did this guy eat, it was so disgusting, flash fast!

A group of people scrambled back into the house

After a while, the door finally opened, and I saw Gao Yanei crawling in like a prostration, glaring at Ma Qiao and saying, "Ma Qiao, you want to murder Ben Yanei!" ”

Hong Tianjiu hurriedly said: "Brother, Ma Qiao is helping you!" ”

"Help me? Why don't I help you? ”

"Aren't you hiccup-free now?"

"Ahh Maqiao, thank you so much. Gao Yanei immediately turned his anger into joy, and almost didn't worship Ma Qiao in the end.

It seems that these two goods are really hopeless. Li Qi shook his head, covered his nose and stepped forward, and said in a low voice: "You go and wash your face, rinse your mouth by the way, you will be smoked to death by Rong'er, such a wolf Ouyang Ke, Lao Tzu is still the first time I have seen it, and the show is about to start, you boys are also ready, I will go to the front to see how the set is first." ”

With that, he fled! It's disgusting!

(To be continued)