At the bottom of a valley between the mountains, the fire scorched the earth.

In the midst of the sea of fire, there was a fireless zone that could barely be called a pure land, and a circle of black light stood in it, and at the edge were eight pillars engraved with mysterious patterns all over the body.

Pieces of minced meat were thrown into the formation, and they accurately fell into Liu Bei's mouth.

In the pure land with a radius of three feet, sweat seeped out from the gaps in the guards' armor, and traced down the armor, gathering under the feet.

The guard turned around and took out a water bladder, poured a few mouthfuls of water, turned around, and continued to cut the cooked meat with a small knife, and threw it into the air.

Liu Bei opened his mouth widely, shook left and right to see the landing point, caught the pieces of meat, and chewed vigorously, enjoying it very much.

Liu Wenqi trembled, sweating, and kept cursing Liu Bei shamelessly in his mouth, but it was difficult to contain the hara that fell from the corners of his mouth.

Xu Wuzi closed his eyes and couldn't bear to look at it, in fact, he didn't dare to look at it, he couldn't stand it when he listened to it, he wanted to watch Liu Bei eat and drink, and he didn't have to die of hunger, and then he would be embarrassed.

Xu Wuzi, who was helpless, had no choice but to move his lips slightly, silently reciting the Taoist treasure book 'Pure Heart and Lack of Desire' to keep the spiritual platform empty.

The guards threw pieces of minced meat into the formation, muttering, "Come, this way...... Over there...... Yes, yes, bare your teeth...... A little ahead...... A little back...... Wagging your tail, ahem......"

Liu Bei's face remained unchanged, and as the guards said, he shook his head hard to catch the food.

"Shame on you!" Liu Wen wailed in his heart, and shouted at the guards angrily: "Why are you like this, people are speechless...... Hmph, you can't favor one over the other, whether you understand or not, whether you understand or not...... Bring me a piece, I don't want to be a starving ghost......"

Xu Wuzi's old face trembled, and he opened his eyes and glared at Liu Wen, you have no discipline at all.

The guard laughed, cut off a piece of minced meat and threw it over, Liu Wen stretched his neck and tried to catch it, chewing it with a look of enjoyment.

The left one, the right one, the upper one, the next one, the three of them had so much fun that they forgot where they were.

Xu Wuzi's beard is all open, the current young people are faceless and skinless existences, as a master of the Tao, we must follow the good temptation and teach them to return to the right path.

Thinking of this, Xu Wuzi looked at Liu Bei and the others with an angry face, and finally looked at the guards: "I am the master of Qingyue Guanguan, and I am also a senior master, I will talk to you today......

The guard pinched a small piece of minced meat in his hand: "Do you want to eat it?" ”

"I, I, I, I." Xu Wuzi's words were blocked, and his whole body trembled with anger, heaven and man are fighting, am I eating or eating.

'Whoosh' Liu Bei caught another piece and patted the horse again and again.

Liu Wen is not to be outdone, and he is also a sycophant.

The two began to have a fierce confrontation for a bite to eat, and you praise him for being the only one left on earth, and I praise him for being rare in heaven.

You say I'm faceless and skinless, and I laugh at you for being a big-mouthed toad......

"I'll go, do you know how to respect the old and love the young, do you know if the old and young are orderly, leave me some......" Xu Wuzi's voice suddenly sounded.

"Huh?" The three of them stopped everything and turned their heads to look, only to see that the old Taoist man's face was red and delicate, like a baby's delicate, and his eyes were full of fire and longing......

"Ahem...... "Ahem" Xu Wuzi made a face, Lao Tzu is also a human being, and he has to eat and drink well, be a starving ghost, what do you say when you see Master Zu.

Even if he was beaten by his grandfather, he had the strength to resist when he was full.

"Look at it, give me some quickly, from last night to now, you can't bear to see the drip......"

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How much military rations could be carried with them was quickly divided up by four people.

Several people were fed, and new problems arose.

First of all, the lower abdomen contracted for a while, and the crotch was uncomfortable, and there was a posture of urinating ten miles against the wind.

The second is thirst, it's better not to eat or drink all night, this is scorched by the fire, who can stand it, not to mention eating a barbecue meat as pickles, and the pain in the throat is torn.

The top is hungry and thirsty and wants to pee below, which can be described as two heavens of ice and fire, and the three people who are tortured want to die.

"What do you do?" The three of them blushed and had thick necks, you look at me, I look at you, it's all gone, and their eyes are full of pleading.

Liu Bei pursed his lips, there was no way, although he had made some arrangements, but now that the outside had become a fire array, he couldn't enter, and his own people had long since disappeared except for a few arrows shot last night.

"Master Jun, I am grateful for your favor, but now the situation is difficult to turn around, I think you should think about going by yourself, you don't have to wait until we die to go back to complain, you see that we are like this, how long can we last?"

The guard shook his head.

Liu Bei and the others exchanged glances with each other, what is going on?

Tian Feng felt that the victory was in his hands, Tian Fu said some secret things about the Tian family, and several people heard it and were startled.

Dong Zhuo slaughtered the village as soon as he arrived here, and did not give any time to delay, and when he came here, he said a few words and immediately started killing, proving that the imperial court knew something and launched an operation to eradicate the enemy.

But these things have nothing to do with a few of us, it's understandable that you send someone to wait for the final result, but you won't put your life here.

"Master Jun, you see that we are going to be unable to hold back, I can't tell when the confidence will leak, and when the time comes, the smell will be stinky, insulting your senses, and we are guilty.

Besides, do you think we still have a chance to get out, save us some face, let us wait for our own death, and ask the military master to give us a convenience. Liu Bei had no choice but to continue to persuade, this thing is too unspeakable, don't say what to do, don't be afraid to pee in your pants, if you pull it, it's embarrassing to think about it.

"Ahaha......" The guard laughed, full of mockery.

"Huh?" Liu Bei is naturally not a fool, while talking, he carefully searched for his memory, this guy seems, there seems to be something wrong.

It seemed that Li Ru himself asked for his life to stay, but Dong Zhuo gently told him to leave, leaving only this guard.

Not long ago, the fire broke out, and the whole village was in flames, and I heard the sound of breaking the sky, and the sound was going outside.

The sound died down, and the guards made a move, turning the place into a fire-free zone.

So, who are those people, it should be Dong Zhuo's guards, secretly staying here, monitoring himself, or this guard.

No, it's because I'm not at ease with Li Ru, I'm afraid that he will do things behind his back, it must be like this. ’

"Master Jun, I really can't hold it back, I'm suffering from you."

As he spoke, Liu Bei's abdominal muscles relaxed.

'Puff puff' With the earth-shattering sound of fart, a foul smell quickly filled the entire space, and it was smoked by the heat.

"Vomit ......"

"Vomiting ......"

"Vomiting ......"

Several people rolled their eyes, vomited in the dark, and scolded Liu Bei angrily in their hearts: You stink when you fart, it can be seen that your character is not good, and there are stinky farts again and again.

Liu Bei also closed his mouth in disgust, no longer breathing, and complained in his heart: I'm not usually like this, I really don't blame me, woo, it stinks to death, help......

Liu Bei's belly drum kept ringing, Liu Wen and Xu Wuzi sensed it, and it was also that ...... The stinky fart continues.

In the whole circle, the stench rose to the sky, smoking and killing a living person.

The guard fell to the ground and convulsed, foaming at the mouth, and regretting it in his heart: it was too late to leave, and he was so weak that he was smoked...... Help me...... It stinks better than Wong Tai Sin, help...... I don't want to die......

'Bang bang bang' fart constantly, 'vomit vomit' continuously, look here, the fun garden of comics.

"Who the said that the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, let him smell it, ......"

(End of chapter)