Chapter 199: Standing up to pee

Lei Ming looked at Ruth's expression, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly, showing a hint of cynicism.

Quickly came to her side, pretending to be indecent and teasing: "What, I'm going to play the male lead, do you have an opinion?"

Am I not handsome enough, or is there something that displeased you? ”

Ruth's face was solemn, and with her slender fingers, she pointed at Lei Ming and said angrily: "Lei Ming, let me tell you, you are not allowed to agree to Director Zhang's male lead, otherwise, ...... I'm not acting anymore! ”

Lei Ming was tepid, and said with a hippie smile: "It's your business whether you act or not, I haven't acted in a movie, I really want to try it......"

Speaking of which,

Lei Ming's eyes were skeptical, and the words changed abruptly: "Since you don't want to play with me, then I can only tell Director Zhang, it's not impossible for her to change to a heroine to play, and I can barely accept it." ”

"You ......"

As soon as Lei Ming's words were finished, Ruth's small fist landed on Lei Ming's chest, and she exhaled, "You dare! ”

"Then don't you want to play with me...... I can only ask Director Zhang to change to a heroine. ”

Seeing that the thundering oil and salt did not enter, and she looked like a scoundrel completely, Ruth also had a hint of cunning on her face, and said eloquently: "Don't be complacent too early......

I heard it just now, and you promised to treat Director Zhang......

Director Zhang also said that if you can cure her illness, you will be given 30 dividend shares, and please play the male lead......

If you can't cure other people's diseases, I believe that even if you beat Zhao Tianci, Director Zhang will not stop you for you......"

Ruth became more and more energetic: "I really don't see that you can heal, I hope you don't brag about it......

Now you should find a way to cure Director Zhang's illness first, and then talk about acting. ”

Lei Ming didn't mind Ruth's words and her distrustful expression, he raised his hand, put the Dream Chaser Grass in Ruth's sight, and smiled: "See, I went out just now, just to get medicine for Director Zhang, fortunately, this is the divine grass that can cure Director Zhang's strange disease." ”

Ruth saw the Dream Chaser Grass in Lei Ming's hand, and a strange look appeared in her eyes.

Although she didn't understand the knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine, the mysterious aura emanating from the Dream Chasing Grass made her feel that this herb was very extraordinary.

Puzzled, he asked, "Can this cure Director Zhang's strange disease?" ”

Seeing the curiosity flashing in Ruth's eyes, Lei Ming said proudly: "Whether it can be cured or not, you will know later." ”

After speaking,

Thunder no longer talks nonsense with Ruth,

sat on the chair and leisurely watched Zhang Meilan and the crew, signing contracts one by one.

Half an hour passed,

Zhang Meilan finally signed all the contracts tonight, including Ruth's performance heroine contract, which was also successfully signed.

When she looked at Lei Ming, Lei Ming immediately understood what Zhang Meilan meant, waved her hand and said confidently: "I believe in Director Zhang......

I don't have to sign a contract, I'll cure you first. ”

Zhang Meilan heard Lei Ming's confident words, and her heart was relieved again.

She immediately stood up and announced into the microphone: "Tonight's signing ceremony was a complete success with the blessings of all colleagues......

Below, I have arranged a dinner for all of you, and I would like to thank you for your continued support and love for me. ”

When Zhang Meilan said this, her tone was low, and she said in a guilty tone: "Please forgive me for not taking good care of me tonight, because I have been feeling a little unwell recently, so I can't stay here to drink and celebrate with everyone, please have fun with each other, and let me make amends to you later." ”

The scene suddenly resounded with a sound of blessings.

"Director Zhang, the body is the capital of the revolution, you must take care of your body, we are now full of expectations for the movie "Yànwǔ Girl".

"It's our honor for Director Zhang to see us, why blame? Your body matters, just leave first, we'll have fun ourselves. ”

“……”

Zhang Meilan was grateful for the magnanimity of these friends, nodded to Lei Ming, and took the lead towards the outside of the venue.

Ruth immediately followed.

Lei Ming got up slowly, and his eyes kept looking at Zhang Meilan's figure from behind.

Secretly praised this as a bewitching and charming woman.

Watching her tall buttocks wrapped under the cheongsam, squeezing and deforming with the pace of steps, it looks charming and tempting!

The mind is uncontrollably filled with all kinds of fantasy scenarios.

Suddenly,

An Ran's angry look popped out of Lei Ming's mind again.

She seemed to be a "tigress" who protected food, glaring at the thunder and roaring: "Don't look at it, you are mine!" ”

Lei Ming couldn't help but shudder, and said secretly: "An Ran, this vinegar jar, I'm afraid it has left a shadow on me, alas!" ”

After speaking,

trotted and kept up with the pace of the second daughter.

Just walked out of the venue, Zhang Meilan said: "Ruth, I'll go to the bathroom, you and Lei Ming wait for me." ”

was about to leave, but Ruth said, "Director Zhang, it just so happens that I am also going, accompany you." ”

Director Zhang nodded, and then Ruth took her arm and walked towards the bathroom together.

Coming to the bathroom,

The two of them unexpectedly found that there were only five or six squatting positions in total, but there were four or five warning signs at the door that were being repaired, and only one could be used.

Ruth said, "Director Zhang, you go first, I'll wait for you to finish and then go." ”

A strange look flashed on Director Zhang's face, but he said, "It's better for you to go first, I'll just make up first." ”

As he spoke, he opened his handbag directly, took out lip balm from it, and applied it to the mirror.

Seeing this, Ruth was no longer polite and took the lead in entering the block room.

After coming out, Zhang Meilan also finished her makeup.

With graceful steps, she entered the bathroom squatting block.

There is a reason why Zhang Meilan made it convenient for Ruth first.

Ever since she was given an anodizer, she has always seen her own penis, so she goes to the toilet standing up.

And it will always make the area around the toilet soak, which will be embarrassing for people to see.

That's why she went to Ruth first, so that it wouldn't cause such embarrassment.

She entered the block, lifted her cheongsam, and stood like a man to go to the toilet.

When she looked down and saw the extra "dick thing" in her private parts, she couldn't help but feel a little disgusted.

Ruth was also touching up her makeup in front of the sink in front of the mirror at this time.

She suddenly heard the sound of an object falling into the water in the bathroom block, followed by Zhang Meilan's exclamation.

Ruth thought that Zhang Meilan had fallen, or had hit something, and suddenly pushed open the door of the blocking room.

When she saw Zhang Meilan's handbag dropped in the toilet, she immediately understood that she was too worried.

However, there was a deep look of shock in her eyes, and there was an embarrassed expression on her face.

When she saw Zhang Meilan, she was standing in front of the toilet at this time, putting her hands on her private parts, like a man going to the toilet, making strange movements.

And Zhang Meilan didn't expect Ruth to rush in.

She was still in that damn motion, staring at Ruth with embarrassment.

Ruth was also extremely embarrassed, she didn't expect Zhang Meilan to have such a quirk, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

Hurriedly retreated from the block, and said in his mouth: "It turns out that Director Zhang likes to pee standing up, I didn't see it, I really didn't see it......"11