Chapter 22 Wei Qing? Wei Qing!

After the Qingming Festival, Shanglin Yuan returned to its former silence, wild beasts continued to run rampant in the mountains and forests, and hunters were still hunting on this good day of spring and Jingming.

The Qianshou in the distant farmland continued to work in the farmland with his bare buttocks, except for the wheat seedlings, the millet seedlings and millet seedlings grew taller, and there was no change.

Yun Lang is still gnawing on the obscure big seal in the mountains, and he also knows the right words half-guessing and half-ignorance.

It's just that Dazai couldn't understand a single word of "Lianshan Yi" and "Return to Tibet" that he took with great expectations, especially those symbols, which made him fall into the clouds.

I don't know whose secret it is, but the first line of the slip reads, "If you are not of my race, the reader will die!" Vicious words.

There is also a series of mysterious symbols in the back, which are still written in cinnabar, red as blood, and finally painted a grimace with cinnabar, which is very simple and beautiful with Chu Tuteng.

Ever since the meeting, Dazai has classified Yun Lang as a wise man, and he really hopes that Yun Lang can unravel these two ancient books so that he can get a glimpse of what the future will look like.

"Learning can be spiritual!"

Seeing that Yun Lang casually threw two incomprehensible copies of the Book of Changes out of the window, he hurriedly caught the bamboo slips with a tiger pounce.

Place it carefully at the top of the shelf.

The most depressed thing in the family is the tiger, because there are suddenly two more fawns in the house.

The doe gives birth to her calves in May, when the food is at its most abundant, because the doe has not been hungry throughout the winter, **abundantly.

As a result, both fawns survived in good health, and they were born with little fear of tigers, and always liked to run under the tiger's belly to find milk.

This caused the king a great deal of trouble, and he took the fawn's head in his mouth several times, but finally did not bite it......

And the fawn just liked this game, and when he had nothing to do, he sent his head to the tiger's mouth.

In order to maintain his majesty as the king of beasts, the king had beaten away the other two tigers in the mountain, so much so that he could not find a companion now.

As long as other tigers smell the urine of the king with strong sex hormones, they will automatically flee ten miles away.

A pile of black powder burned violently on the table, and after a puff of smoke, it turned into a pile of scum.

Charcoal is not suitable, sulfur is not suitable, saltpeter is not suitable, nothing is suitable, Yunlang's classic gunpowder formula is not accurate, and there is no fart.

The body has become a young man, coupled with the daily intake of a large amount of meat, the condition of the man who gets up early every day makes him very satisfied, in order to consume excess energy, he and the tiger king almost traveled all over the back of Lishan Mountain.

The preciousness of a mountain lies in its output, just as a man's handsomeness has a lot to do with his hair.

At this time, Lishan was far from being comparable to the Lishan in later generations, just the streams and waterfalls that could be seen everywhere made Yun Lang ecstatic.

The chanting here is a flying stream of 3,000 feet, which is very appropriate to the situation, but also very shameless.

The bear couldn't beat the tiger, so he held his head with his fat claws and exposed his fat buttocks, hoping that the tiger would bite a piece of meat from his ass and eat it without harming its life.

Yun Lang drove away the tiger, and the bear quickly fled into the mountains and forests, and the glance before leaving was full of gratitude.

Every year, the tiger has to tease the beasts in the mountains to establish his position as the king of beasts.

It's primitive, but it's effective.

Just look at the bear's scarred ass to see how miserable it has been in the past few years.

"Tuk!"

A feathered arrow tore through the air, and in an instant it was nailed to a sideways stake, and the white tail feathers exploded violently, like a dandelion torn apart by the wind.

More than a month has passed, Huo Quzhi's nose is still a little crooked, Yun Lang's punch completely smashed his nose bone, and it will take a long time for the cartilage in this place to grow completely.

As long as Huo Quzhi looked in the mirror once, his anger exploded.

Wei Qing was wearing a dark blue coat, the straps on his robe were not tied, and he was hunted by the morning breeze.

He had been standing in the back garden watching Huo Qubing shoot arrows for a long time, and when he saw Huo Qubing nailing the feather arrow firmly to the arrow target, he couldn't help but raise his voice and say: "The bow is eight points!" ”

Huo Quzhi not only didn't listen, but threw the bow and arrow in his hand on the ground and stepped on it hard.

Wei Qing walked over expressionlessly, Huo Ran raised his foot and kicked on Huo Quzhi's buttocks, this kick was so heavy, Huo Quzhi flew a foot away, and after his butt landed, he still slid far away on the grass in the garden.

Wei Qing bent down to pick up the bow and arrow, dusted off the dirt on it, and sorted out the tail feathers of the feather arrows, and then returned the bow and arrows to their places one by one.

"He who does not respect his own weapons is not worthy of them."

Wei Qing said lightly, then ignored Huo Quai, who was rolling around, and went straight to the pavilion.

Princess Changping is a very tranquil woman, her father asked her to marry Changping Hou Cao Shou, she married Cao Shou, after Cao Shou died, her father asked her to marry Ruyin Hou Xiahou Po, she married Xiahou Po, after Xiahou Po died, the younger brother felt that Wei Qing, who was single with three children after the death of his wife, was good, so she was very obedient to marry the general Wei Qing.

Although she has been married three times, Princess Changping is still graceful, and the most important thing is that Princess Changping's marriage to Wei Qing is the emperor's greatest reward to Wei Qing.

If someone asks who the most powerful woman in the Han Dynasty is, everyone will definitely say that it is the Queen Mother, and if you ask who the richest woman in the Han Dynasty is, then there are only two candidates, one is the eldest princess Liu Yan, and the other is the princess Changping.

One is because he has received too many bribes and has become very rich, and the other is because he has accumulated a lot of money by constantly marrying.

Nowadays, the reason why the food and clothing of the General's Mansion is extravagant is because of the blessings of Princess Changping.

As soon as Wei Qing, who had a few strands of white hair on his sideburns, sat down, Princess Changping poured Wei Qing a glass of light wine and said with a smile: "Why are you bothered to get sick?" ”

Wei Qing snorted and said: "Young people are naturally jumping, and it is common for them to fight each other, and they are upset because of a failure in a fight, how will they take on great responsibilities in the future?" ”

Princess Changping smiled: "He is not as good as you, you have been lonely since you were a child, relying on your perseverance from a slave to a general, you have suffered hardships and sins, so you naturally know the warmth and coldness of the world."

The sick child is different from you, and his mother fornicated with Huo Zhongru, a Pingyang County official, to have him.

This made him have a strong inferiority complex since he was a child, and regarded every victory as a counterattack to the past, and was suddenly defeated by a country boy of the same age, and he was naturally angry. ”

Wei Qing frowned and said, "I haven't found it!" ”

Princess Changping said with a sigh: "The Jinyun clan is a famous family, and the name of Yunlang is also quite ancient.

The blood ginseng brought by the sick child has been tested by the doctor, and it is indeed a good medicinal material for tonifying blood, generating blood, and soothing meridians, and if it can be combined into a prescription, it will become the best gold sore medicine.

How could such a famous, famous, and learned person not be found? ”

Wei Qing shook his head and said: "It's true that I haven't found it, there are only three households surnamed Yun in Sanfu, two are Qianshou, one is a businessman, Zuo Nu has inquired, and none of these three families has a nephew named Yunlang."

Moreover, these three companies do not have the environment to cultivate talents like Yunlang. ”

Princess Changping was a little disappointed......

Wei Qingtan held Changping's hand and said with a smile: "Qingming next year, I will have an appointment with Yun Lang and have a fight, and he will show up at that time." ”

"How so?"

"Hahaha, the old Qin people are generous to death, and they don't spin their heels, since he has given himself the name of the old Qin people, he will not be allowed to fight."

"If he dares to come, I'll rummage through Sanfu to find him out, and then break him into pieces!"

Huo Quzhi came to Wei Qing and Changping, gritting his teeth.

Changping smiled: "According to what you said, what you are going to face is a cunning person, and from beginning to end, a group of you people have not taken any advantage.

Are you sure Qingming will be able to beat him next year? ”

Huo Quzhi said: "I thought back on the whole thing and found that this guy was just pretending, if I didn't think about the nose at the time, and took two punches with my nose, even if it was one punch for one punch, I could win him." ”

Wei Qing said with a smile: "Manly man, if you lose, you lose, and the next time you fight back, there is nothing unpleasant about this, if you reluctantly find a reason for yourself, then you will really lose." ”

Huo Quzhi said in a loud voice: "Uncle doesn't know, that guy has a good nose, good eyes, and a good mouth, but these three things grow on one face, which makes people feel the urge to punch." ”

Changping couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, slapped his soft smile and said: "Ouch, I'm laughing to death, such an interesting young man must be seen, remember to call your aunt when you compete in Qingming next year, I really want to see what a face looks like to make people feel beaten." ”

Wei Qing looked at his nephew who gradually had a smile on his face, and faintly felt that something seemed wrong there.

This feeling was only a short moment, and it disappeared without a trace, and he couldn't help but shake his head, feeling as if he was suspicious.

He has no extra thoughts to use at home, and next year, the army will be out of the army.

The Han Emperor said "The cavalry is far away, the thieves can dominate in the desert, and I can also go", I don't know how many robes and blood will stain the yellow sand next year.

In the two battles in the clouds, only the cavalry under the throne of Zuogu Li made the Han army, which was not good at cavalry and shooting, suffer a big loss.

Although the king of Zuogu Li was expelled from the clouds, it did not solve the problem fundamentally.

The Han army drove north, and the king of the Huns fled away with the tribal cattle and sheep, and the Han army returned to the fortress, and the king of the Huns came back with the tribal cattle and sheep again.

For the Han army, the expedition needed to consume a lot of money and food, and for the Huns, it was just an autumn hike.

How to expel the Xiongnu in the fastest way, and how to remove the threat of the Xiongnu for the Han in the simplest way, this made General Wei Qing feel sad.