Chapter 116: Who Stirred Whom?

The cool night is a river of thoughts for you

Turning into spring mud to care for me......

At this moment, Lu Zhe hummed a vulgar song in his voice, and his heart was full of the infinite grief and indignation of a non-chief for the Emperor Ou!

What kind of fairy luck is this TM! Is there a fairy fight upstairs?

Whether it is the manuscript of Journey to the West or the Luban lock, it is the first prize among the prizes prepared by Lu Zhe, and even the Guitai wine jar is at least a third prize. The general prizes are a bottle of XX wine or a 20% discount card voucher or something. I didn't expect that as soon as these people made a move, there was no one less than the third prize.

A total of 100 golden eggs were made, of which Lu Zhe made a total of five Luban locks, which were four poems under the moon and the next couplet at the door. Now Lu Zhe can only pray that the Luban lock upstairs is a moonlight solitary series.

Otherwise, the jackpot was taken away from the beginning, how can you call the big guy behind you?

Who knows, the wine doctor upstairs came with a sentence that made Lu Zhe's heart cold, "Congratulations to the distinguished guest upstairs, the golden egg is given away, the fortune is the head, and the couplet is a pair." ”

Poof-Lu Zhe felt that he was about to spurt out a mouthful of old blood, and he was really afraid of something. Lu Zhe strongly suspected that if he put the perfume he got some time ago into the golden egg, he would also be smashed by these European emperors.

"Damn Europeans, eat me with a spear!" Lu Zhe muttered under his breath and began to have a headache to find the next grand prize again.

Aside from the Shanshui Lang who was muttering downstairs, the three Lang Jun upstairs were also a little shocked.

Of course, they were not shocked that Yang Hongyi won the first prize, they were all children of the family, how could they be shocked by the offer of free drinking for life, they were shocked by the words on the note.

"It's the absolute one in the world! Brother Yang really got lucky. Seeing the words on the note, the three Lang Jun were stunned for a moment, and then they all understood what was going on, and Cui Lu and both began to congratulate Yang Hongyi.

On this small note in front of you, it is the lower link of the "guest on the natural sky" at the door of the store, although the person is too big and the stele is bigger than the person, the artistic conception may be a little worse, but it is good to count the neatness of the battle, and it is decent. But just that Shanglian made the literati in several states of Henan Province scratch their heads, you know, even Lu Gongtingdong bluntly said that it is absolute in the world, and it can be so lightly faced, so that the three Lang Jun have to admire the ingenuity of Shanshui Lang this time.

In fact, this is also the reason why the Tang people at this time are not very familiar with the new thing of couplets, if it is a few decades later, the heyday of the Tang Dynasty, the poetry and poetry of the Buddha and the ghosts have appeared in the world, and all kinds of great poets have blowout, this kind of thing is not pediatrics, not to mention these gods, it is the future generations, and the so-called "absolute" is broken, what Shanghai tap water from the sea is still good, the big wave mermaid and the beauty wave will be a little lost, and there will be a more frustrated tomorrow to the playground....... .

Messed up Lao Tzu out of a "smoke lock pond willow", see who can get it right? Lu Zhe thought hatefully. This kind of eternal absolute, which no one has been able to come up with for hundreds of years, he doesn't believe that anyone can come up with it.

But after all, this is definitely the Ming Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty poetry is not as good as the Tang Dynasty is certain, if there is really a great talent, he can be regarded as solving a century-old puzzle, and let this kind of talent drink for free for a lifetime, for the natural home, it is difficult to say who suffers, just the advertising effect brought by this person can double the value of the natural home.

No matter whether it's positive or negative, it's not a loss, it's beautiful! Lu Zhe thought happily and was going to hang up this couplet in two days.

Just as Lu Zhe was secretly YY, downstairs heard the word "Xialian", and couldn't help but explode.

What is the lower link, there is only one place that needs to be linked in the middle of the nature, and many scholars in the lobby have understood it.

"Dare to ask Shanshui Lang, is the lower link in the golden egg upstairs the absolute lower link of the natural residence at the door?"

"Hmmm! It is this downlink. Thinking of the new gimmick, Lu Zhe's mood also became better. I also saw that I wanted to invite Yang Hongyi to drink wine for a lifetime, who is Yang Hongyi? The children of the Yang family, and it seems that their status is not low, isn't this the same as asking someone to be an endorsement in later generations? Compared with a child of the Yang family who endorses himself, what is a little wine worth?

Originally, when Lu Zhe launched the activity of "drinking wine for free for a lifetime on the next link", he planned like this, in his opinion, the person who can make this pair is definitely not an ordinary leader, at least a reader, ask the reader to speak for himself, in fact, it is not bad, and the next link as a prize to join the golden egg activity, it is even more with this idea, after all, those who can go to the backyard to consume, almost all of them are hateful rich people, if you really borrow the hands of rich people to beat their own wine into their circle, they will inevitably make a lot of money in the future.

It's just that what he didn't expect was that this grand prize would be smashed out so quickly. What he is unhappy about is that the gimmick of gathering scribes in his natural residence is one less big, of course, a lottery has only won the consolation prize, and the strong jealousy of the non-chieftains who have never seen SSR for the emperor is also very great.

Unexpectedly, with his admittion, the noise in the lobby became even louder.

"Damn, these sons of the family, good luck." This is the other party's European anger.

"Is this definitely a tie-in?" It's curiosity overloaded.

"Drink for free for life...... I haven't tasted this natural dwelling Guitai and Wuliangjing. "It's in a good cup.

"How unfair, but because of the shyness of the pocket, you can't stay in the room for sixty-six nights, you can't get the manuscript of the wine and the absolute downlink, this anointed child, just because there are some more things, you can easily get it!" This is questioning whether you can do whatever you want if you have money.

You're right, can you really do whatever you want with money? Looking at the indignant scholar, Lu Zhe secretly poked and said silently. Do you know that for those local tyrant players upstairs, you civilian players are also a kind of game props and game experience. Lu Zhe even felt the mood of some big game companies in later generations at this moment.

At this time, the jealousy of Emperor Ou had made the poor scholars and businessmen in the lobby let go of their internal contradictions, and unanimously aimed at the group of hateful rich people on the second floor, and some people even began to connect everyone and ask the upstairs to disclose this absolute.

In the face of all this, Lu Zhe is happy, although there is no hype at this time, but obviously this plagiarized from later generations of all kinds of clumsy hype methods, obviously extremely successful, Lu Zhe is confident that after today, a certain family is lucky to get the absolute downlink, the news of drinking sky-high wine for free for life will be accompanied by the gathering of scholars and small businessmen to go around, slowly spread to the entire Henan Province, and even spread to the entire Tang Dynasty.

When the time comes, it will be difficult for his natural home not to be popular, and he is really a hype expert. Lu Zhe thought happily while nibbling on the twist flower and drinking soy milk.

What Lu Zhe didn't know was that hyping up this matter was an ancestral skill of the Shi clan, and compared to them, I am afraid that he still had to learn a theory about hype. Whether it is from the Warring States Period's "playing swords and singing", or the "Three Visits to the Thatched House" during the Three Kingdoms Period, the commercial mutual blowing of the Yuedan Commentary, and Wang Xizhi's "Frank Belly East Bed", it shows that the scholars have carved self-hype into their bones. Therefore, when Lu Zhe still felt that his business wisdom beat the ancients, his face was beaten and hurt.

"Hahaha, yesterday with the two Langjun, drink wine, enjoy food, and watch the beautiful scenery at night, it has been a fortunate thing for a certain life, and today I got the golden egg gift, and I have been absolutely eternal, how dare I enjoy it alone, and cut off the idea of taking the wine from the public?" A Qingyue voice came from upstairs, it was Yang Hongyi, who Lu Zhe was very familiar with.

I saw him walk to the railing on the second floor, holding the note, "On this note, it is recorded that there is an absolute lower link at the door of the natural residence, a certain literary and mediocre person, lucky to get it, it is already the luck of three lives, this fine wine, or leave it to the princes to take it." "Anyway, in front of everyone, he tore the note in his hand to shreds, "The content of this couplet, in addition to Shanshui Lang, only a certain and Cui Lu are known in this world, but a certain will never use this couplet, nor will he tell others that he will cut off the opportunity for Zhugong to get good wine, and tear this note into powder, so as to fulfill Zhugong and Shanshui Lang Meiyier." ”

"Since Yang Langjun has this good intention, we will naturally not inform others of the content of the association, nor will we use this association to obtain this natural wine." Cui Lu and the others also stood up and brushed their faces at the right time, expressing their good intentions not to compete with the soldiers downstairs.

"It turned out to be the Cui family, the Lu family and the children of the Yang family, and the atmosphere was endearing."

"Sure enough, a thousand-year-old family, all the children in the family are well-dressed people."

"This is Shilin's style, the actions of the three Langjun today will not let the Jin Dynasty be overdressed."

Hearing the words of the three Lang Jun upstairs, the style of painting in the hall changed, and they all turned into licking dogs of the three of them, and the three of them generously said that they only wanted to know the absolute downlink, and they couldn't bear to use this method to take fine wine, so that the image of the three people suddenly became taller, and in the mouth of these scholars, this is comparable to the Seven Sages of the Bamboo Forest. Of course, the surnames of the three of them also played a great role, looking at the style of the three of them, plus their surnames, if it weren't for the fact that these people were all oily twist in their hands at this time, many scholars wanted to hurry back to the guest room, take out their own proud works, and roll up to them. And those businessmen and commoners, looking at the three handsome Lang Jun of the wind god is also a look at the eyes of the heavenly people, although their status with the three is really different, but today's experience is enough to make them the topic of conversation among relatives and neighbors, just like the later generations often have some dicks, after drinking in the tavern, Dasheng boasted "I shook hands with XXX, I didn't expect XXX to be so approachable" is the same.

However, there is an old saying that although you can't lick a dog, you can't do it, but in the end, you can lick a dog.

"I hate to press the gold thread year after year, and make wedding clothes for others." Lu Zhe sighed, the scholars in the lobby were boiling anew, and the topic he had worked so hard to create was suddenly overwhelmed by the children of the three families who revealed their surnames, I believe that after a while, bridges such as "Three Princes and Righteous Wine" will appear in the land of Sanzhou, and even spread to the entire Tang Dynasty, although their natural residence can also appear, but it can only be used as a background and supporting role.

Who is this TM who stirred up whom, looking at the gradually fanatical scholars and the admiration for the small businessmen in his eyes, Lu Zhe couldn't help but feel a little depressed.