Chapter 34, the sleeves and cheeks are divided into two places
The chicken bones came in an instant between the words, and Hu Jie's black girl couldn't even exclaim half an exclamation when the chicken bones touched his face.
It's just that everything in the world has cause and effect, and the pain is the cause and the pain is the effect, and half of it is missing.
With a muffled voice that seemed to come out of the dantian in the belly, he screamed, "Alas! ......", Hu Jie's huge body like a man and a bear fell backwards with the sound of a miserable scream......
Suddenly, there was a muffled scream that seemed to come out of the dantian in the belly, "Alas! It's a ...... to death", there was a loud sound from the floor where Hu Jie was lying......
The sad Hu Jie, Hu Ruxiong, and the chrysanthemum were beaten and humiliated for the third time here today.
Watching or hearing Hu Jie's cry of pain in response to the tragic situation, the robes and brothers of the Shuofang border army looked at each other in surprise, and then laughed at each other as always, what should be eaten, what should be eaten, what should be sandwiched.
Hehe, if Hu Jie is unobtrusive and suffers such humiliation because of offending others, and the person who insults him is replaced by irrelevant others, the head of the border army who wants to be fierce and brave will jump up and draw his sword...... Draw your fists and face each other, it's just ......
It's just that the person who insulted him is the beautiful little lady Yuyao who loves flowers and flowers, hehe...... Hehe...... This is a different story.
Stinky mouth!
This person is born with a stinky mouth is the source of trouble, every time there is an accident in the military camp is because of that stinky mouth, but this horseman relies on his own physique and strength to gain the upper hand everywhere, the brothers here are not less in the theory of scheming with the black guy is just eating this muddy goods without vain fists and feet, today I am fortunate to meet the Taoist Immortal and the Yuyao Dragon Girl, several times and three times to teach him is really a high-level and righteous move!
Hahahaha, fortunately!
Don't say that it is the foul mouth Hu Jie's words, the little lady Yu Yao is really self-inflicted, not immortal, it is the delicate female doll who inexplicably attacked and bullied Hu Jie, a dragon girl fairy who served on the Luojia Immortal Mountain and served around Guanyin Lux, one! It's a stinky mouth and rough man with rough skin and thick flesh, like a bear, stupid and stupid, what does it have to do with bullying?!
If the little lady Yuyao feels that bullying is never enjoyable once, why not come a few more times?
Moreover......
Hehe, to tell the truth, all the brothers followed behind the immortal Taoist before, and they had all seen with their own eyes Yu Yao's little lady's clever tricks to trick Qin Zheng Xiaolangjun, don't say that Hu Jie, who is tall and strong, is not the opponent of the little lady's kung fu, but I am afraid that none of the brothers can avoid the abrupt blow of Yu Yao's little lady's hand with kung fu.
Hehe, but it's good to be happy, it's good to be happy! What well-fed fool has nothing to do to want to touch this mold, like the unlucky Hu Jie who humiliates the delicate girl in front of the public?
Hehe, don't say it, when you think about it, there are no such fools in the hall, but there are really people in the hall!
Dahe Qikel, who is a descendant of the old Xiongnu royal family at the southern foot of the Yin Mountain in the extreme north, is the existence of a character who is like a stupid god possessed.
Whether Qi Laosi is because of the perennial carnivorous so-called meat eaters, or the lack of tendons and few pulses of natural stubbornness, these are impossible to verify, but just when the chicken bones roared to Hu Jie, Hu Jie fell to the ground and screamed again and again, but when the brothers looked at each other indifferently and snickered, Zikel, who was sitting at the head of Hu Jie, jumped out stupidly, and his huge eyes stared at the little lady Yuyao on the main throne like cow eggs......
At this moment, Yu Yao's little lady's lovely eyes were full of grievances and blame, and she was coldly looking at her Taoist priest.
The real target of Yu Yao's attack on the chicken bones caused by the case is the treacherous Qin Zheng boy with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, as for Hu Jie, who is open-mouthed and open-mouthed, he can only be regarded as a companion who is tied up and added to the head at most.
When he had no last resort, he suddenly made a move to teach the little scoundrel a lesson, but the heavens and the earth were not as good as the people of his own Taoist priests.
The little lady Yu Yao never expected that the Taoist priest who loved her most on weekdays would help this obedient boy who always opposes her own family to escape such humiliation today, and the addition of the head that can only be regarded as a companion tie was stubbornly deflated, and she felt as if her heart was blocked by something very uncomfortable.
The little lady Yu Yao was aggrieved in her heart, but she didn't say a word, and she looked at the Taoist priest with a pair of slightly cold eyes, just waiting for the Taoist priest to explain why she wanted to do so.
Unexpectedly, before the Taoist priest could speak, Zikel on the south side of the hall jumped up recklessly, looking at this fierce appearance, he wanted to stand up for Hu Jie's black house, and the little lady Yuyao who was aggrieved in her heart suddenly fell on the face of Zikel, who was blowing her beard at her own house.
If this tall and thin Northland man dares to speak disrespectfully to his family, the little lady will definitely turn you into a big pig's head!
However, it backfired, and Zikel, who was about to drink out the yellow-haired girl, was greeted by the cold and shining eyes of the little lady Yuyao......
Seeing that the little lady who was about to be offended was the beloved person who was respected as the supreme god of the shaman in his heart, he suddenly shuddered Lingling, and the bloody impulse to avenge the shame of his friend Hu Jie was like the ebb tide water.
Zikel, who firmly closed his mouth, squatted down his thin and tall body, and took the opportunity to support his good brother Hu Jie, without any hesitation, he successfully avoided the eyes of Yu Yao's little lady who was like a knife and a sword, and looked down at Hu Jie's big black and red face that was like a chrysanthemum stamen, and on both sides of his cheeks, it was two chicken bone marks that were already a little bruised and purple.
The scene here is already obvious, and it can be seen that the sloppy Taoist cares about Qin Zheng very much.
Yu Yao's little lady's cold eyes frightened off Zikel, who was bold and stretched out her head, and still turned her head to stare at the Taoist priest angrily, to the surprise of Yu Yao's little lady, the Taoist priest did not come to Yu Yao's side as quickly as before, and hugged the aggrieved little lady to comfort her, but looked at Qin Zheng Langjun who was still a little frightened after this frightening scene.
The sloppy Dao Leader once again rubbed the bun on the top of Qin Zheng's head with his broad palm to show appeasement, and in an instant, the place where the Dao Chief's palm reached was the Baihui Acupoint in the middle of Qin Zheng's head.
Elder Dao's spicy and sharp eyes suddenly narrowed into a line, and the face covered by the beard was rare to see such solemn and solemn, the old man seemed to be experiencing the magical secret with his heart, and gradually, the sloppy Dao Chang's mouth grinned slightly, and the corners of his mouth turned up more and more, and finally like a tenacious and persistent child through unremitting efforts, he finally obtained the treasure in his heart, opened his heart and laughed, and the more he laughed, the more he seemed to be full of energy.
The Taoist chief smiled enough at the scene of tea, and laughed so much that tears flashed in the corners of his eyes, and everyone on the upper and lower floors of the Risheng Restaurant was so shocked that they lost their color and lost their voices.
Finally, the sloppy Taoist stopped his startled laughter, and with a look of great satisfaction on his face, he was still muttering to himself.
"Good boy! What an extremely rare good boy! I have been waiting for you for so many years, God's will is so, God's will is so, hahahaha......"
Qin Su, who didn't know what was going on, Qin Xiao, who was confused, and the military leader with a confused face all looked at the Taoist master with an abnormal expression in surprise, while the people behind looked at each other silently, but no one dared to step forward to ask the Taoist why he was like this.
It was only at this time that the Taoist chief fell his pitiful eyes on the body of the little lady Yu Yao, and there was some strange smile in her kind and loving eyes, and the little lady Yu Yao, who pretended to be mysterious and stunned, took a sharp edge.
"Enemies, enemies, they are really a pair of natural enemies! Hahaha, can Yu Yao tell the Taoist priest what the meaning of the enemy is? ”
No matter how smart and clever the eight-year-old Yu Yao little lady is, she can't understand the original intention of the Taoist priest in this situation, and the pretty little lady looks at her Taoist priest with a pair of smart big eyes and a puzzled expression.
"Enemies and enemies, mutual restraint, love and hatred, cause and fate will have its own cause and effect, hehe, if there is no mercy, how can the cause of injustice be the fruit of the family?"
The sloppy Taoist did not solve the doubts for the little lady Yu Yao, he muttered a sentence of his own language that no one could understand, and stopped at this sentence, and looked at the little lady Yu Yao and asked with a smile.
"Girl, don't you really know why Shi Dai wants to take you from the south of the Yangtze River to thousands of miles here?"
The little lady of Yu Yao blinked Lingyun's big eyes as if she was seriously thinking about something, and suddenly her slightly frowning brow stretched.
"Daoist priest! Could it be ...... Could it be that he is the ......"
The crowd in the hall seemed to be doing their own thing, but in fact, they had all erected their ears high, even Hu Jie, who had a slightly bruised face and a face of shame and embarrassment.
The heart-wrenching curiosity prompted people to really want to know why the senior masters paid so much attention to Qin Zheng Langjun.
At this moment, Yu Yao's little lady's words that were almost broken were interrupted by the Taoist master's sudden words.
"It's good that the girl is clear, you must know that this world must not be revealed! Hehe, from now on, Yuyao girl must remember not to mention this matter to others again! ”
Although the Taoist chief's voice was light, his tone was very heavy, and the little lady Yu Yao, who understood the causal stakes, nodded her head, and responded crisply and clearly: "Daoist, please rest assured, Yu Yao girl will definitely keep it in mind!" ”
After finishing speaking, Yu Yao picked up the chopsticks, smiled and put a piece of fish in her mouth, and there was no half of unhappiness on her pretty and agile face.
In three or two sentences, the entanglement and dispute between male and female dolls were resolved, and the sloppy Taoist turned to look at Qin Su, who was still dark and calm, and said with a smile: "Why is Da Lang like this? You know that the old Taoist nature is the most fond of such unrestrained and innocent children, and why do you think of such rude and disrespectful behavior? ”
"What's more, the second Lang Jun of Da Lang and the little lady of Yu Yao, who is a blood relative of the old Taoist, were a pair of unclear grievances and grievances in the previous life, but in this world, they are people who are destined to be together. Hahaha! ”
"Don't worry about this matter anymore, hehe, the matter of grounding and punishing and allowing Lao Dao to tell the doll about personal affection is still counted as three days, a matter of family law! Da Lang don't have to think about it anymore, as for the matter of the teaching master, I think that at this time, someone has already remembered it in his heart, but there is a word to tell him, Da Lang should not be too restrained by the child nature of the three dolls, and when it comes to the chance of fate, the old Tao will come to the door again! ”