"That's how it was written." Li Tai picked up the branch and wrote a Yang on the ground, "Don't worry, I burned my mansion in Tongguan and blamed the Wang family, and now the Wang family is already an ant on a hot pot." ”

"You're so bad." Gu Qing raised his eyebrows and smiled, "It's even worse than me, it's so bad!" ”

"It's not for you, this king still feels sorry for his mansion now." Li Tai said, throwing a stone into the river to vent, disturbing the water.

"Distress is distress, don't drive away my fish." Gu Qing pushed Li Tai.

Saying that, Li Tai threw another stone into the river, "Gu Qing, tell me about you, what else do you do in addition to fishing and sleeping all day long, and being a man to the point where you are, it's just ...... It just doesn't make sense! ”

"Envy?" Gu Qing smiled.

"No envy." Li Tai looked disgusted, "You did the movement that night, what kind of means did you do it." ”

"That thing is called fireworks, and you don't understand it." Gu Qing pushed Li Tai away, "Go farther, you're too fat to block me from basking in the sun." ”

Hearing this, Li Tai struggled to lift a big stone, threw it into the water, splashed Gu Qing's body in the water and turned to leave.

"Dead fat!" Gu Qing wiped the water from his face, and his whole body was wet.

Seeing that the river was turbid, and the fish couldn't be caught, Gu Qing carried the fishing rod and walked towards the Taoist temple, how strange the fat man is these days, he always feels that something is wrong.

When I came to the gate of the Taoist temple, I saw Wu Mei chatting with some women in the village, some talking and laughing.

"Coming back?" Wu Mei stepped forward with a smile, "How many fish have you caught?" ”

Gu Qing carried a wooden bucket, and there was only a palm-sized grass carp in it, "I was originally fishing well, but it was disturbed by the dead fat man." ”

"The good King Wei was called by you as a dead fat man, and he really didn't treat others as princes." Wu Mei took the wooden bucket in Gu Qing's hand and prepared to raise the fish first.

Li Er, who was sitting in the Ganlu Palace, was looking at the report in front of him and listening to Wang Qin's report, "Your Majesty, our people have found some traces near the Taoist temple, which seem to be man-made celestial phenomena, and we guess that Gu Qing did it." ”

"Who else but him." Li Er put down the recital.

Seeing that Chinese New Year's Eve is coming, Empress Changsun's invitation has also arrived, the garden is another garden, Gu Qingzhen is not interested, or it is fun to study the physiological structure with the little girl, Wu Mei is not badly developed, but the little steamed bun has a little look.

Noticing Gu Qing's evil smile, Wu Mei glared back.

The fat monk came leisurely and leisurely, and brought another monk with him.

"Monk, have you done the tea thing?" Gu Qing asked, and pointed to the tea to make a fortune.

"It's all done, there will be tea trees in a few days, if you are right, I will bring you a tens of thousands of catties in the spring." The fat monk continued, "I found an interesting person today. ”

"Are you walking?" Gu Qing looked down at the other monk, who looked a little shorter than one meter and four, and the other party already had a beard, and he should not be young.

"Your Excellency is Gu Qing?" The dwarf monk saluted and said, "When the contemptible people arrived in Chang'an, they heard the rumors of Gu Gongzi, and they came to visit today. ”

"This crappy Guanzhong accent is so familiar." Gu Qing pulled the fat monk and said, "Where did this monk come from?" ”

"Wa monk." The fat monk also whispered, "This guy is funny." ”

"Hah! Devil! Gu Qing waved his fan and said, "Monk! Fork this guy out, I don't welcome devils in this Taoist temple! ”

"What the devil?" The fat monk didn't expect Gu Qing to be so reluctant to see the monk.

Seeing that Gu Qing was about to drive people away with a broom, the monk hurriedly retreated, "Bridge bean sack!" Gu Qing Gongzi is contemptible, what is there to offend you. ”

"You've offended me in more places." Gu Qing waved a broom to drive people away.

The monk fled from the Taoist temple in embarrassment, and the fat monk whispered again, "This guy has silver coins and carries a lot of silver cakes on his body. ”

"Do you think he'll give it to me?" Gu Qing asked again.

"Eighty percent won't, this monk is picking at it." The fat monk also fell into anxiety, "The poor monk also fell in love with the silver money on him, but he didn't know how to fool it out, this widow monk is a ghost." ”

The monk scolded all the way and left the Taoist temple.

Gu Qing and the fat monk combined, and the idea was about to come out.

Wu Mei packed up the Taoist temple, and saw Gu Qing and the fat monk hurrying away with a big cloth bag and a wooden stick, "Master, what are they going to do here?" ”

Sun Simiao squinted lazily and lay on the recliner, "Maybe it's going to hunt wild roe deer." ”

Wu Mei and Gu Qing have already gotten married, and Sun Simiao has been relieved for a long time, at least this child has a home and a home.

"Monk, are you sure he will take this path?" Gu Qing squatted behind the tree, looking at the fat monk with shiny hair, the other party smiled confidently, "Gu Gongzi, don't worry!" This is my old business back then, familiar with it! ”

Seeing a figure coming, the monk was still scolding.

The nimble fat monk walked around behind him and stepped forward to put a cloth bag on the head of the monk, so that the other party could not see ahead, Gu Qing picked up the stick and swung it down hard.

The monk screamed miserably, struggling with his hands, "Baga! ”

The fat monk firmly held the mouth of the bag in one hand, took the stick in Gu Qing's hand with the other, and swung the stick towards the back of the monk's head.

"Just fainted?" Gu Qing carefully opened the corner of the cloth bag and looked at it, and the monk who had a breath like nothing had fainted.

"I won't wake up in a few hours." The fat monk began to grope for the silver cake on the monk's body, "When I was in the village, I played the best, and I had to grasp the strength and direction to knock the benefits." ”

Seven or eight pieces of silver cakes were found from the body of the monk, and the two of them were divided, seeing that there was no one around, Gu Qing took the monk again.

The fat monk stretched out his fingers and flicked the lower three ways of the Japanese monk, "I didn't expect this Japanese monk's Huigen to be quite exquisite,"

After putting away the monk's clothes, Gu Qing saw that there was no one around, "Let's leave quickly." ”

"Wait!" The fat monk took out a knife, "I'm going to cut his little thing and make wine." ”

Hearing the sound of talking from a distance, Gu Qing pulled up the fat monk, "Don't cut it, let's go quickly, someone is coming!" ”

The fat monk had no choice but to give up and quickly slip away.

Three hours later, the monk turned around leisurely, and in front of him was a group of onlookers, shivering and looking at himself naked, roaring in his mouth, startling a flock of birds.

At this time, the officers and soldiers of the local county came, "You don't even wear clothes in the blue sky and daylight, and the reputation of this village has ruined you, take it away and await trial!" ”

"Listen to the contemptible explanation......" the monk begged, "things are not what you think, in fact, the contemptible man is ......"