Chapter 839: I'm afraid you've caught the wrong person
Gao Fangping and the two mixed in the flow of people very low-key, waiting to enter the capital.
But during this period, the situation was still tense, and there were several different military departments that were screening people who came in and out, and it was very strict.
Ju Jing's opinion is to directly say "My dad is Gao Yu" in the past, and use this as a pass. But Gao Fangping felt that it was very bad, since it was all like this, Xiao Gao wanted to enter Beijing in a low-key manner, figure out the situation first, and then talk about the rest.
So when Ju Jing was about to walk over to cut in line, he was pulled back by Gao Fangping and said in a low voice: "Low-key." ”
"But can we go into the city then?" Kikukyo said worriedly.
"Yes, you can bribe." Gao Fangping said with a smile.
"Makes sense. But we don't have any money, and there are two cooking cakes left for you that I saved and didn't eat. Ju Jing said worriedly.
Gao Fangping took out a brocade bag and said, "Yes, when I beat those two brainless women, I stole a money bag from them. ”
After queuing for a long time, it was finally Gao Fangping's turn.
The person who examined Gao Fangping was a long-legged "female police officer".
Khan, I don't know if it's because the blood of the steppe people is special, the beauties here are very athletic and have very long legs. Just like their horses.
And this female officer is a hairy girl. Liao is really a person with this kind of blonde and blue-eyed genes for this virtue.
Although the Liao State is now sinicized, after all, there are some nomadic traditions, so they pay more attention to ability in comparison, and the confinement of women is not so serious. Just like the Han family is influenced by the empress Wu Mei, the Liao State is even more so, since the strongman Empress Dowager Xiao does not talk about the rise of women's power, but there will really be a small number of female officers who have been activated. Of course, this is just the meaning, not the mainstream, they are not big, as a representative from a certain tribe, it is possible to lead a team of 100 people, no matter more.
Women's thinking is delicate, which is also different from ordinary men. It's easy to be a "cadre", and they generally don't get by without heart and lungs, and they will specifically show their sense of existence.
So this time it was bad luck, the coal started, and Gao Fangping cried blindly.
When Xiao Gao stuffed the money to the female officer, on the contrary, she slapped the back of her head, she returned the money to Gao Fangping, and then pointed it at it with a spear, and forced Gao Fangping and Ju Jing into a corner, and scolded: "You dare to bribe General Ben, do you have something ulterior to do you have something ulterior?" ”
Ju Jing wanted to screw off the head of this long-legged hairy girl, but Gao Fangping didn't allow her to do so.
Gao Fangping shook his head calmly and said, "No, no, no, it's none of our business to fight outside the city, it's not ours." I'm just afraid of being implicated in the responsibility and honoring the general. ”
The "policewoman" was fooled and lame, thinking: It turns out that they are fighting outside the city, no wonder they want to be thieves?
However, in the Liao State, there are often fights among herdsmen, so female officers don't think it's a big problem.
"You're busy, we ordered a batch of goods in the city, waiting to pick up the goods and bring them back to the tribe, so let's go first." Gao Fangping said that he was going to slip away with Jujing.
"Come back!"
With a coquettish reprimand, the female officer grabbed Gao Fangping back by the collar, and then brought her beautiful face closer, foaming at the mouth and squirting: "You think Ben will be like an idiot, will you fool him?" ”
"......" Gao Fangping thinks she is very wise.
After thinking about it, although the female officer did not list the two homeless men as a disorderly party, she planned to send them to the concentration camp with the reputation of "extraordinary times, unknown origins, sneaky, and bribing officers".
This is not a crime, and in view of the sensitive situation in Beijing at present, it is really arresting people everywhere. It is not that people are arrested and regarded as disorderly parties, but they set up concentration camps, and those who do not like it and feel that they are troubled and restless will be arrested and sent to concentration camps, and they will be allowed to come out and operate after this extraordinary period.
The female officer said: You don't have to think too much. If you go, you will either go to jail, or you will be confined to a group tent on the school grounds, and the government will supply drinking water. The purpose is not to add chaos to Shangjing during this period.
"But we're innocent, we really didn't do anything." Gao Fangping walked depressedly.
The female officer who personally escorted them scolded: "You sneaky homeless man, no clan origin, unknown origin, trying to bribe the officer, there is a reason why the general will take you to prison." It's just that I have a good heart, and I'll just send you to concentration camps. Because if you are imprisoned during this period, you will not think of it for the rest of your life, and you will die unjustly. ”
"So I have to thank you?" Gao Fangping pouted.
The female officer thought that this Han man's flamboyant appearance was quite funny. It's a pity that he's dirty, smelly, and ugly, and if he's a bad boy with such a flamboyant tongue, it would be very good.
After YY was finished, the female officer grabbed Gao Fangping's ear and said: "This way, it's this side, you want to desert again, in the ink book will really send you to the prison of Linhuang Mansion, you kid will be wasted, and you will never get the goods you ordered in your life." ”
"But my dad told me to go home early for dinner, and I couldn't go back to the concentration camp." Gao Fangping said.
The female officer sighed slightly and thought: It turned out that he was not flamboyant, he was mentally retarded.
Gao Fangping felt that this was not a female policeman, but a loneliness.
The devil sends the gods! It's okay that this is a simple and brainless Mao Mei who didn't think much about it, she just wanted to show her sense of existence, not to be bribed, and finally returned the money to Gao Fangping.
Otherwise, if it were someone else, it would be possible for Gao Fangping to be killed on the spot. Because no one found out that the two coins Gao Fangping gave her were not copper coins, but money. It is a pair of dragon and phoenix money depicting the former minister of Gu Ming "Yelu Asi".
The stolen bag was from Yelu Qingyuan. The pair of money is not a circulating currency, it is a commemorative coin given by the Liao Emperor. The so-called dragon and phoenix money are actually exactly the same, but the four characters of Yelu Asi, one money is written in Khitan script, and one money is written in Chinese characters, which together become a pair, called dragon and phoenix money.
As a result, Gao Fangping, who didn't notice, was given out as copper money to bribe female officers. And the female officer didn't pay attention to it, and returned it to Gao Fangping as two copper coins.
This is the reason why female officers treat Gao Fangping and them well. Subconsciously, the female officer felt that although bribery was not good, the person who only bribed with a mere two copper coins, to put it bluntly, thought that even if she committed a crime, it was not a big deal. Otherwise, it would not be sent to a concentration camp, but to a prison in Linhuangfu.
So a misunderstanding came down and formed the current situation.
"Hey, I finally caught that kid, and he dared to come into the city? Rush, give Miss Ben a lion rolling hydrangea! ”
Yelu Qingyuan, Xiao Lina, and the two girls with blue noses and swollen faces with a group of dogs walking sideways in the market were about to go out of the city to take revenge, but they saw the homeless man mixed with a team of Liao soldiers.
The water began to impact the Dragon King Temple, if they could think about the situation, would they still be dumbfounded?
So a crowd rushed over.
The female officers didn't know which onion they were, only that they were powerful. So he held the knife in a panic and shouted: "What do you want to do, this is official business, it's going to be reversed!" ”
"Where did the bird feather officer come from, and dare to meddle with the affairs of Lao Tzu, I am Yelu Qingyuan, rush-"
As soon as the two little gentlemen charged, the scene became chaotic, and a group of dogs began to fight with the Liao army.
After beating the Liao army with chicken feathers, Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina began to scratch their heads, looked at each other and asked, "Where did that stinky boy go?" ”
Hurrying up, he ordered the dog leg to grab the female officer, pointed a whip at her nose and asked, "What about the slut, where did you hide him?" Hurry up and hand it over, don't think that Lao Tzu is so good. ”
The female officer now knew who they were, and felt that these two gentlemen were simply mentally retarded, but she could only whisper: "He is a suspicious person caught by the last general, and he plans to escort him to the concentration camp, how can the last general hide?" ”
"What!" Yelu Qingyuan exclaimed, "Aren't you with him?" ”
"But why do you think that the last lady is with him?" The female officers wanted to cry.
"Mistaken, huh?"
After Yelu Qingyuan and Xiao Lina glanced at each other, they hugged their heads and slipped away together, regardless of how they wiped their butts at the scene here. In short, they do a lot of this kind of egg pain, they are only responsible for poking Lou Zi, and wiping their butts is someone else's business.
"Actually, it's a misunderstanding, it's good to figure out that you are not rebels, and you are loyal to my Daliao, so I can rest assured." The doglegs fooled the female officer's team like this, and then slipped away.
"Head, what can I do about this?" The soldiers under his command said.
The female officer hesitated slightly, anyway, those two guys were just two thieves, and they ran away, so they couldn't waste a lot of resources to search for them at this time, Shangjing is so big and there are so many people, how to search for them.
"Don't worry about it, you go back to the city gate to be on duty. I went alone to find the two homeless men. The female officer said.
The big-headed soldier said: "They're just small people, there's no need to waste time looking for them, right?" ”
The female officer shook her head and said, "Don't you see, now the two powerful people are waiting to persecute him, and if he is caught, he will die." He is a fool but he is not guilty of death, he must be found first, and driven away on the grounds of black and black households, he will really die in the capital city. Damn, everyone wants to run to the capital, but is this capital really so good? If she hadn't come to serve the clan, the old lady wouldn't want to be here. ”
So the female officer twisted her sturdy body to arrest Gao Fangping. The subordinates think that her legs are really long, her ass is really round, and she was a beautiful woman when she was in the herdsman tribe...... [.]