It is said that Jingzhou people are well-informed and know everything-

!

Know an egg!

They hadn't heard the story they had ever heard!

Since Lu Yuner told Zhang Tangyu the story of the monkey for the first time, it can be regarded as opening a new door for his life, that guy is like a monkey, pestering him to tell stories every day!

But Lu Yuner fully learned the essence of Zhang Twelve's storytelling, he broke the chapter when he had nothing to do, and after he finished talking about monkeys, he talked about shooting eagles and laughing proudly, anyway, if he talked about what he had heard, he could attract Zhang Tangyu's exclamations......

And since then, the number of people listening to the story team has increased, and the children of the surrounding neighborhoods have known that there is such a young man who can tell stories from Liangzhou, but Lu Yuner is from!

This made Lu Yuner burst with self-confidence, and he also brought "relying on death to fight thunder", and it was popular in the circle of friends, which made him beautiful.

But Lu Yuner's problem of often changing the plot was also brought over, no, he changed the plot again, causing the surrounding crowd to attack him.

"Lu Yun'er, it's not the first time you've done this!"

"Yes! Last time, I pretended to be a monkey and beat Rulai! ”

"If you do this again, we won't play with you!"

“…………”

Don't say it's these children, Zhang Twelve listened to it for a while, not to mention the rest, what the hell did Sun Monkey defeat Rulai?

Fortunately, this guy lives here, if he goes to his time, he can't write a book "Monkey Must Win"? instantly became popular across the board, won the rookie king in one fell swoop, and was crowned a god?

"Stopped playing? Then don't play! Don't listen to the rest of the story! ”

Lu Yuner said domineeringly, but he was thinking in his heart: Xiaoxiao, I can't cure you!

Sure enough, when this group of children heard that Lu Yun'er was threatening not to tell the story, they were instantly stunned, and Zhang Tangyu hurriedly stepped forward to curry favor and said, "Brother Yun'er, you have something to say!" Let's keep playing, whatever you want! Not to mention the Dafa of Star Sucking, even if your Guo Jing will change seventy-two times, we won't say anything more, right? ”

"Yes!"

- Pity a group of simple children who want to hear stories......

"Who kicked me!"

When Lu Yuner was enjoying the worship of everyone, he was suddenly kicked on the buttocks, and he was angry: Even I, Guo Jing, dare to kick it? Do you want to die?

When he turned around and saw that it was Zhang Twelve, the anger on his face disappeared instantly, and then he was replaced with a flattering face, and the speed of changing his face was all amazing!

"Sir, it's you!"

"Lu Yun'er, you're amazing now!"

kicked Lu Yun'er, Zhang Twelve felt good, no wonder Lu Fujing liked to kick him! If you kick me again—then I'll kick your brother!"

Zhang Twelve thought to herself.

"Sir said with a smile, Yun'er is just applying what Mr. taught me......"

Lu Yuner said modestly......

"Fart! When did Lao Tzu teach you that Guo Jing can absorb stars? Sun Monkey can defeat Rulai - why don't you go to heaven? ”

I can't go up!

If I could fly like you, I'd be in the morning!

The most authentic monologue from Lu Yuner's heart......

Just when Zhang Twelve wanted to continue his education and educate Lu Yuner, he saw Du Lang hurrying in a carriage.

"Young master, someone is here in the palace!"

Because of Zhang Twelve's arrangement, during the New Year, Du Lang entered the Weiguo Mansion, but there was nothing specifically responsible, but because many people in the mansion went back for the New Year during this time, Du Lang did a lot of work alone.

No, it's a bit about Zhang Twelve, now it's all about Du Lang to deliver the letter, and he is also fully integrated into the life of the Zhang family, and the title of Zhang Twelve has changed from the previous "son" to "young master......

"Come on, come on, why are you driving a carriage?"

Zhang Twelve asked with some curiosity, the Weiguo Mansion is only a few streets away from this house, so it is better to walk by car.

"Young master, someone from the palace said that you should enter the palace quickly, it seems that you are in a hurry, and you will go back after speaking. Zhang Guogong was afraid that something would happen, so he specially ordered the little one to drive over and send you directly into the palace! ”

After Du Lang finished speaking, Zhang Twelve was also a little puzzled, it turned out that Wu De sent the letter, and by the way, he took himself into the palace, this time the difference is too big, right?

Without thinking much about it, Zhang Twelve got into the carriage and rushed to the palace first......

…………

Zhang Twelve's strength was vividly displayed outside the palace, and as soon as he got off the carriage, the guard guarding the palace gate shouted cordially: "Uncle Zhang, here again?" ”

"It's not, Your Majesty invited me into the palace early in the morning, and I don't know why!"

Just like La's family, Zhang Twelve talked to the guard, and Du Lang on the side saw this scene, and he almost gave his young master a thumbs up: This is simply amazing, he can be so familiar with the palace guards......

"Uncle Zhang, don't worry, isn't it a good thing that Your Majesty recruited you into the palace?"

The guard said with a smile.

To be honest, their impression of Zhang Twelve is really good.

They have been guarding the palace gate for so long, where have they seen a young man who does not go to the early court, but he is more diligent than the people of the early court who enter the palace? The key is that Emperor Tang personally summoned him, and this person's future is limitless!

is such a person, but he doesn't dislike their identity, and he can talk to them, which undoubtedly makes them increase their good impression of Zhang Twelve.

"Yes, Uncle Zhang! Your Majesty is afraid that he is waiting for you, you should go to the palace first! ”

The other guard kindly reminded as well.

"Okay, then I'll go in!"

After speaking, Zhang Twelve strode towards the palace, and under the leadership of an inner attendant, he came to the Jinyan Palace.

When he saw the three words "Careful Words", Zhang Twelve inexplicably thought of what Zhang Guogong once said, "Be cautious in words and deeds", it seems that you should be more careful when speaking in this hall!

"Your Majesty, Uncle Zhang has arrived."

"Bring him in!"

After getting the permission of Emperor Tang, Zhang Twelve walked in and found that the style in this hall was similar to that of the Jinluan Palace, but the specifications were one size smaller, and it seemed to be a place for meetings.

It's just that I'm skeptical again, if there is something to say, wouldn't it be better to go to the imperial study? It's a bit of a stretch to take off your pants and fart here......

Walking all the way forward, I found that Emperor Tang was sitting inside, and unexpectedly, the saintess of Yue was also in the hall, and when she saw Zhang Twelve coming in, she smiled at him lightly, which was very amorous.

"Your Majesty!"

"Excuse me!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

"Uncle Zhang, the Holy Maiden of Yue Kingdom wants to live in Datang for a while, during this time, you don't have to do anything else, accompany the Holy Maiden around every day, take the Holy Maiden to see the scenery of our Jingzhou, and escort the Holy Maiden's safety by the way!"

“…………”

To be honest, if he wasn't Emperor Tang, Zhang Twelve would definitely refuse this order.

In terms of appearance and figure alone, it should be appropriate to accompany the saint of Yue Guo to accompany Zhang Twelve, after all, there are beautiful women who do not make up for it, which is contrary to his consistent style of being a man.

But this woman is the candidate to marry the prince with the third princess of Yue Guo in the future - thinking of the prince's nasty face, Zhang Twelve didn't even want to see this woman!

What's the big deal? Isn't it just that you look pretty, have a better figure, and are a little more charming in your bones?

- Isn't it remarkable?

Like, it's really kind of remarkable......

"What, is there a problem?"

Seeing that Zhang Twelve didn't speak, Emperor Tang asked directly.

"Your Majesty, the minister just wants to ask, how much does it cost to accompany the saintess of the Yue Kingdom during her shopping-"

I'm already enough, if I lose money to spend money on shopping and playing, isn't it a "three escorts"?

Want to get some money out of my hand?

Hmph, there are no doors!

"You don't have to worry about this, I'll give you a silver ticket later, and all the expenses during this period will be out of it!"

"Your Majesty is wise!"

Hearing that he doesn't have to spend a penny, he just eats and plays, Zhang Twelve is in a good mood, and the second escort is better than the third escort!

The saintess of Yue Kingdom on the side was even more amazed when she saw this scene: this person dared to ask the Tang Emperor for silver......

Emperor Tang also rubbed his head, what a headache! This product used to ask for silver, but now in front of outsiders, are you fucking embarrassed to open your mouth?

Shame on everyone and throw them out of the country!

"By the way, there is a banquet to welcome the envoys of various countries in the Xiangwang Mansion today, and you can bring the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom with you later-as for the evening, there should be many side rooms in your mansion, right?"

Yesterday, the envoys of the four countries all stayed overnight at the Youlai Inn outside the palace, and the envoys of the other three countries will leave Jingzhou and return to China after today, only the saint of Yue Kingdom will stay here for a little longer.

So Emperor Tang thought to himself that anyway, she would have to follow Zhang Twelve the next day, and if she lived in the inn again, it would be a little inconvenient, so it would be better to live in the Weiguo Mansion, which would also be convenient for protection, and he would not need to send someone alone.

"Your Majesty, the Zhang family's wing room has been really tight lately......

Zhang Twelve said with a slight embarrassment.

"I'll give you the cost of the lodging alone - is there any difficulty?"

Emperor Tang said angrily.

"Ah, no! It's okay to be tight, the minister will just think of a way, it's not easy for the saint to come to Datang once, and the minister will try his best to arrange whatever he says! ”

“…………”

Emperor Tang looked at Zhang Twelve a little helplessly, this guy who got into the eyes of money......

And the saintess of the Yue Kingdom was even more touched: didn't it mean that those literati were all indifferent to fame and fortune? With his poetry and calligraphy, he can be called everyone, but is this indifferent to fame and fortune - not at all!

This guy is not only not light, but he values it very much!

…………

After saying this, Emperor Tang quickly drove Zhang Twelve away, as long as he was there, Emperor Tang would have a headache, but he didn't dare to let him stay anymore......

Before, I was worried about the depth of the city of the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom, but now that the two of them are together, Emperor Tang is not worried at all, neither of them is the fuel-efficient lamp, let's hurt each other......

"Uncle Zhang, the little girl will be a lot of trouble these days, and it will trouble Uncle Zhang......"

As Zhang Twelve walked out, the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom said politely.

But listening to her mouthful of "Uncle Zhang County", Zhang Twelve sounded a little awkward, and said: "The holy woman is polite, this is what should be done-"

But no, Emperor Tang's money is in place, where can he not be satisfied?

"It's just that the saint doesn't want to be called Uncle Zhang County anymore, just call the name below!"

"That'...... I don't know who Zhang Xianbo's surname is? ”

The Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom continued to ask.

“…………”

This, it's really a bit embarrassing, why people call him Zhang County Uncle, because people don't know who he is except that he is a county uncle!

"Under the surname Zhang Twelve, call me Zhang Twelve or Twelve!"

"Twelve?"

Hearing this, the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom suddenly raised her voice, and her voice was a little more excited, compared with the original people who were stunned when they heard his name for the first time, the reaction was too special......

"Do you know my name?"

Looking at the delicate face of the saint of the Yue Kingdom, Zhang Twelve really couldn't bear to burst into a foul mouth: I'm not a fortune teller when I step on a horse, can I know?

"My name is Jiujiu!"

"Ninety-nine?"

Zhang Twelve was stunned, it seems that she does have a reason to be surprised, the names of the two of them are indeed strange enough, and they have nothing to do with numbers......

"It's Jiujiu, not nine of eight or nine! But it all reads the same. You don't have to call me a saint anymore, just call me Jiujiu! ”

“…………”

Ninety-nine, twelve...... Hehe, it's very artistic!

Such a familiar woman, Zhang Twelve is still difficult to digest......

The two of them came to the palace gate after talking briefly, and the guard saw Zhang Twelve go in alone, but brought a woman out - this, it's a bit powerful......

Zhang Twelve said hello to the guards, helped the Holy Maiden Jiujiu of the Yue Kingdom to get into the carriage, and after going up himself, he instructed Du Lang, who was still in a daze, to say: "Go to Xiangwang's Mansion!" ”

"Oh, okay, young master......"

Watching the carriage gradually move away, the guards showed envious expressions: Look, this is the cowman! Entering the palace is commonplace, and I can often bring girls out......

…………

East Palace, Council Hall.

"Smack!"

This is already the first time that the prince has broken - I can't count the first tea bowls, anyway, the maid is sweeping once, the prince is falling once, she sweeps again, he falls again, the maid is even thinking, if she doesn't sweep, will the prince not fall?

But she only dared to think about it, but she didn't dare not really clean it, just when she was about to step forward, the housekeeper ran in from outside and said, "Your Highness, the prince of King Kang is here!" ”

"Smack!"

The last bowl was finally smashed to the ground, and there was nothing left to smash, so the prince gave up and said, "Let him in!" ”

Seeing that the maid next to him was still stunned, the prince frowned and said, "What are you looking at?" Do you want to let Hongu clean these things up by himself? ”

"Damn it! The slave will sweep it immediately! ”

The maid was almost frightened by the prince's words, the prince has been in a bad mood recently, and has dismissed several maids, just dismissal is not enough, a few maids because they did something wrong, were beaten very badly, and they were dying when they were pulled out......

The little maid finally found an opportunity to work in the East Palace, cherished it very much, and after replying, she hurriedly cleaned the broken dishes......