Chapter 372: I'm a Man! (Ask for a subscription!) )

After everyone applauded in turn, the saintess of Yue Guo glanced at Zhang Twelve again, and then said: "Dare to ask Zhang Xianbo, what is the name of this poem?" ”

Zhang Twelve was also not to be outdone, and also looked back at the saint of Yue Guo 1234567 - before replying: "Then I have to ask the saint, I don't know if this painting is famous?" ”

Seeing the saint shake her head, Zhang Twelve pretended to think about it, and said after a long time: "Since this is the case, it is better to call it Jiang Xue!" ”

Liu Zongyuan, forgive me for plagiarizing the name of your poem - who made me aspire to be the first plagiarist of the Tang Dynasty?

"Jiang Xue? Jiang Xue! ”

Not only the saintess of Yue Kingdom, but even other people feel that it is a perfect match when they hear this name, whether it is used in painting or poetry, or in other words, this poem by Zhang Twelve and this painting seem to be a match made in heaven!

The already excited eyes of the saint of the Yue Kingdom reached their peak after hearing these two words, and her eyes were even more brilliant when she looked at Zhang Twelve, and Zhang Twelve was not very embarrassed: Hey, the man is really troublesome......

At this time, Emperor Tang opened his mouth and said: "Holy Maiden, I don't know what you think of this poem by Zhang Xianbo?" Can it be inscribed on this painting? But if you can't even inscribe Zhang Xianbo's poem on it, I'm afraid you won't be able to find another poem today, haha......"

"Haha......"

Others also laughed along with Emperor Tang's ridicule: What are you kidding, this poem can't work, so who can do it? Who would dare to do it?

Do you want it, don't want us, but I can't wait for Zhang Xianbo to write down this "Jiang Xue" and leave it to us!

At this time, a large number of scholars stared at Zhang Twelve and were about to move, they hoped that the Holy Maiden of Yue Guo would not agree, and then they rushed up and asked Zhang Twelve to leave the ink treasure, so that they could pay their respects......

The saint of Yue said to Emperor Tang with a smile: "Your Majesty Emperor Tang said that she is laughing, the little woman is still self-aware, Zhang Xianbo has never seen this poem in her life, how dare she dislike it?" I don't have the right to dislike it! ”

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and pulled back a strand of black hair that was blown in front of him, which had a different style, and said to Zhang Twelve with a smile: "The little woman implores Zhang Xianbo to leave Mobao and promote a good story!" ”

The guards next to him saw the eyes of Emperor Tang, and hurriedly pushed the long table with pen and ink over, and the saintess of Yue Guo took advantage of the situation to spread the painting on it, and Zhang Twelve stretched out his hand to hold the pen, and with a wave, it was very chic.

After writing it, he gestured to Emperor Tang and the Holy Maiden of Yueguo, and there was no pride or pride on his face, as if he had done something insignificant, and retreated directly......

When I went back, I was still thinking in my heart: How is it, is my brother's comparison very fresh?

But no, at least the Holy Maiden of Yue Guo was shocked by Zhang Twelve's sassy operation - what kind of person is this? It's too arrogant, isn't it?

But look at his poems, especially - wow, the word!

It seems that there is indeed a proud capital......

The saint of Yue looked at the poem written in the same font as engraved on the paper, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, and she didn't even care about the poem that even covered the edge of the painting, but it was a pity that this painting - no, this word seemed to be given to the Tang Emperor......

I was reluctant, but I couldn't do anything about it......

"Thank you for the gift of the three princesses of Yueguo, the holy woman will go back and thank the three princesses on my behalf!"

Emperor Tang also came to the front of this painting, and saw that Zhang Twelve's words were as amazing as when he saw them for the first time, thinking that last time Princess Yilan also wanted a pair of Zhang Twelve's words, this time it was just right, so he said: "Yilan, haven't you always wanted Zhang Xianbo's words?" This time there is just a chance, the painting of the three princesses of Yue Kingdom, the words of Zhang Xianbo, you should be satisfied, right? ”

Princess Yilan got up and said to Emperor Tang: "Thank you father, my sons are very happy!" ”

Hearing this, those bachelors who wanted to ask Zhang Twelve for Mobao were stunned: even the princess wanted Zhang Twelve's words for so long, and they still wanted to get it through such an opportunity...... They still want to go to Zhang Twelve to ask for it later, so it seems that there is little hope......

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After the end of the gift, Emperor Tang raised a glass to everyone, welcomed the envoys of the four countries, and at the same time gave everyone New Year's greetings, so the dinner officially kicked off......

After eating and drinking for a while, Emperor Tang and the queen left first, which can be regarded as deliberate, after all, if Emperor Tang is here, everyone will definitely not be able to let go......

Sure enough, as soon as Emperor Tang left, the officials were like having fun, bragging and farting in groups, and some even chatted with the envoys of various countries, which was so lively.

Mo Li is obviously not used to such an occasion, everyone else is standing there pushing cups and exchanging exhibitions, it is not suitable for her to sit again, and she also stood up with Zhang Twelve, especially when someone occasionally came to chat with Zhang Twelve, she stood aside, and the whole person looked a little restrained.

Zhang Twelve also discovered this, as if he had discovered a new continent, it turned out that General Mo Limo, who was not afraid of heaven and earth, also had something to fear!

"Senior sister, you have been on the battlefield so many times, and you have killed a lot of people, you are not nervous when you see those dead people, why are you so nervous when you have so many living people?"

"It's so much easier for a dead person to be alive!"

Zhang Twelve was speechless when he said this......

Just when he wanted to tease Mo Li again, he saw King Xiang and Princess Yilan coming over, Zhang Twelve put away his smiling face, and said with Mo Li: "Your Royal Highness Princess! His Royal Highness King Xiang! ”

Princess Yilan nodded to the two, and then said to Zhang Twelve: "This palace also wants to thank Zhang Xianbo for the ink treasure gifted, this palace likes it very much......"

To tell the truth, Zhang Twelve almost burst out laughing, and at the same time mourned for the three princesses and saints of the Yue Kingdom: the paintings that he had worked so hard to prepare were not as good as his own handwriting......

"Your Royal Highness, if the third princess of Yue Kingdom hears your words, I'm afraid she will be angry and cry, right? This is obviously carefully prepared for His Majesty, and the lower officials are just icing on the cake......"

After Zhang Twelve finished speaking, King Xiang also laughed and said, "Uncle Zhang is wrong! If you don't have your inscription, or if you add someone else's inscription - the painting will be worthless! It was your poems that gave this painting a new soul! ”

Hearing this, Zhang Twelve sighed very much, he is also the son of Emperor Tang, how can King Xiang be so good at talking, but the prince is like a mentally retarded person?

King Xiang changed his words and said: "But Zhang Xianbo should thank this king, if it wasn't for this king's proposal, how could Your Majesty let you come forward to compose a poem?" ”

"Thank you, Your Royal Highness King Xiang!"

Fart!

Zhang Twelve thought angrily, thank you?

Thank you for succeeding in offending the prince and Yang Zexin? With the cautious and retributive character of these two people, it is indispensable to find trouble for themselves!

But when I think about it again, it seems that he has always been looking for trouble with others......

It's a lot happier to think about it......

Because King Xiang and Princess Yilan were there, many of the bachelors who wanted to come to Zhang Twelve didn't come up, and they were all waiting for the two to leave, so that they could say something to Zhang Twelve......

Princess Yilan obviously had something to say to Zhang Twelve, but because King Xiang and Mo Li were both beside her, she opened her mouth several times and stopped, but she just looked at Zhang Twelve a few more times, looking a little helpless.

After a while, a guard came over and said that Emperor Tang had instructed him to invite Princess Yilan and King Xiang over, and the two left......

Seeing that Mo Li's interest was not high, Zhang Twelve said, "Why don't we go back too?" ”

Mo Li glanced at the scholars around him who looked at them with eager expressions and said, "Do you want to go back now?" How do I feel like these people are waiting for you? ”

But no, as soon as King Xiang and Princess Yilan left, this group of scholars could see a light in Zhang Twelve's eyes, and Zhang Twelve himself could feel it, it seemed that it was a little difficult to go out!

It's a little scary!

Pouting, Zhang Twelve said with a little disdain: "Where are they waiting for me?" It's clearly the word that wants me! Look at me! ”

I whispered a few words to the guard next to me, and the guard returned with pen and paper not long after leaving.

Zhang Twelve took the pen and paper and put it on the empty table next to the corner, grabbed the brush and clicked two round dots - because he really had no talent for painting, Zhang Twelve couldn't see the two black dots by himself.

He whispered a few words to the guard, then folded the paper, stuffed it into the guard, and said, "I've given it to you!" Put the pen and ink back! ”

The guard didn't know what Zhang Twelve was doing, but after listening to him, he took the pen and ink and walked inside......

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When Emperor Tang left, the prince lost his fears, and let go even more, and walked directly to the saint of the Yue Kingdom, smiling and talking to her.

Although he was very dissatisfied with the performance of the Holy Maiden of the Yue Kingdom, in this public, and the other party was still a foreign envoy, even if the prince was unhappy, he couldn't show it.

But the Holy Maiden of Yue didn't have much heart to chat with the prince, and she was relatively cold, thinking that her intentions were so obvious, the prince would notice it and leave immediately-

But I don't know if this prince is stupid or thick-skinned, and it won't come down if he sticks it like a dog skin plaster, which makes the saint of Yue Kingdom angry for a while, but her eyes are searching in the hall, looking for the Zhang Xianbo just now.

"Holy Maiden, what are you looking at?"

The prince found that the woman was talking to him absent-mindedly, and said a little angrily.

"Back to His Royal Highness the Prince, the little woman has a few questions that she wants to ask Uncle Zhang Xian, but she doesn't see others......"

The saintess of Yue Kingdom did not taboo because the prince was standing by her side, and directly said what she thought in her heart.

This made the prince angry, and scolded Zhang Twelve and King Xiang in his heart, and even the saint of Yueguo, and was about to say something more, when the guard who had gone to call King Xiang came over and said, "Your Highness, Your Majesty called you over......"

The crown prince frowned, a little shocked in his heart, at this time, Emperor Tang summoned himself, I'm afraid it's not a good thing......

I was in no mood to say anything more to the Holy Maiden of Yueguo, so I left in a panic......

When the prince left, the Holy Maiden of Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief and asked the guard, "Where did Uncle Zhang go?" ”

"Back to the Holy Maiden, the slave just saw Uncle Zhang and General Mo leave ......"

Left?

Hearing this, the Holy Maiden of Yue Guo looked up and looked outside, and it was already empty, and she was a little lost......

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The scholars in the hall have been staring at Zhang Twelve, and naturally they have also seen him writing and drawing on paper with pen and ink, but they can't see what he has written, but they have long been eyeing what he writes.

When Zhang Twelve left, those scholars did not intercept him again, but rushed to stop the guard.

Seeing a group of officials suddenly surrounding him, the guard was startled and exclaimed, "Everyone...... My lord, I wonder what is going on with you? ”

"Where is Zhang Mobao?"

The university scholars at the head were impatient.

Calligraphy?

The guards saw with their own eyes that the county uncle had drawn it on the paper—he couldn't even say that he had painted it, he just randomly clicked two black dots.

Can this thing also be called Mobao?

Just as the guards were about to take it out, a group of scholars rushed up like hungry wolves, and the battle was not small, at least it scared the guards......

"Hey, Scholar Song, don't squeeze it!"

"Lao Qin, are you embarrassed to talk about me? What are you doing with my hand? ”

"I said you guys—don't rob it! Isn't it just a word, our dignified Tang bachelor, wouldn't it be insulting to have such a dispute in this public? ”

It's good that this person didn't say anything, but as soon as he said this, he immediately attracted a group attack from other people!

"Okay, you Jia Zhengjing, I think you are a hypocrisy! You keep telling us not to rob - what the hell are you doing to rip off others! ”

The person who said this seemed so angry that he even burst out with foul language.

"The surname is Li, you are simply rude! You can even say that swear word, phew- who the fuck pulled me out? ”

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The commotion here immediately attracted the attention of the people in the hall, and many people did not know what was going on, and they all came over with interest to prepare to watch.

The envoys of the four countries did not know what was happening, and found that everyone had gathered together, and they were also ready to come and see the excitement.

And in the middle of the crowd, the last winner was the bachelor who was called "fake serious", and I saw that he was like a winning rooster, with his head held high, very proud.

And the guard was lying on the ground outside the crowd, disheveled, with tears in his eyes, like a little lady who had been abused, with his hands around his chest, very aggrieved: these beasts ...... I'm a man!

"Fake serious, since you have obtained Zhang Xianbo's Mobao, don't open it for us to have a look!"

Seeing that Jia Zhengjing has won, others have also accepted this fact, and they just hope to take a second look at what Zhang Twelve wrote, whether it is the kind of miracle that does not come to life?

Although this group of people didn't want to see Zhang Twelve - after all, he was from the military attache camp, but this person's words and poems, they really had nothing to say!

Jia Zhengjing enjoyed the worship of everyone—although this worship was not for him, but for the piece of paper in his hand, but he was satisfied enough......

So, under the great expectation of everyone, Jia Zhengjing slowly opened the rice paper that he had struggled to grab, and then unfolded it in front of everyone!

After seeing the "Mobao" on the paper, everyone was dumbfounded!