Chapter 67: Wine
The chrysanthemums had not bloomed so brilliantly that year, and the sunflowers were just sunflowers that year......
In the room, a warm atmosphere is permeating everywhere.
Li Chengqian lay down and looked at the roof, the corners of his mouth showing a hint of satisfaction.
A bright figure lay on top of him, his face full of satisfaction.
Looking at this figure, Li Chengqian smiled knowingly, and hooked his chin with his hand, which seemed to be made of white jade, as if he could pinch it and pinch it to pinch out water.
Why are there such beautiful, beautiful and moving people in this world?
"Satisfied, why are you so beautiful?" Li Chengqian's magnetic voice sounded: "In the future, if you get the world, I will make you the queen." ”
"Back to His Royal Highness, in fact, the face of the heart is a few points worse than the brother who is satisfied." Said delicately.
"Oh? Does the beauties have a brother? Li Chengqian's heart was overjoyed.
"I don't dare to hide it from His Royal Highness, I am satisfied that I have a twin brother who has been separated for many years, my name is Ruyi, I am a long-term man who is full of country and city, and I am ashamed of the moon and flowers, and my skin is white...... " Cheng Xin said endlessly, saying that Li Chengqian was ready to move.
Such a beauty should belong to the lonely king!
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
However, at this moment, there was a knock on the door.
Li Chengqian frowned slightly, snorted coldly, and asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"Your Royal Highness, the princess wants to see Your Highness, and if you are making trouble outside, we don't dare to stop you privately for too long." Outside, the voice of the chamberlain was heard.
"Hmph, this Su Clan!" Li Chengqian's face showed a hint of disgust, and said, "Gu knows, you let her in." ”
……
At this time, in the palace.
Li Shimin and Li Tai drank together.
It was Moutai that was drunk.
When this wine was brought over, Li Tai's uncle helped a boss transport some goods, and the boss sent Li Tai's uncle some, which was originally going to be brought back for the Spring Festival, but they came to Datang together.
There are a lot of good goods in that truck, even inflatable.
Today, Li Shimin was happy and said that he wanted to drink.
Datang's ant sweet and sour wine, Li Tai really can't get used to it, it's sweet and swishing, and there are some white substances like ant eggs floating on it, Li Tai really doesn't want to drink it.
So, I simply ran back and brought a few bottles of Moutai.
Of course, this thing is not a real tribute wine, it is the cheaper Moutai that circulates on the market, but the wine is still very strong.
I saw that after Li Tai and Li Shimin drank three bottles, the whole person was confused.
"Dad, do you think this palace is very depressing?" Li Tai said.
"Depressed? Indeed, let's go outside and drink. Li Shimin said.
Then the two hooked their shoulders and staggered outside.
Empress Changsun hurriedly stood up and followed outside, and the palace maids and eunuchs who served hurriedly followed behind.
"I'll tell you a joke, old man." Li Tai put his arms around Li Shimin's neck and said, "Chickens, ducklings, and puppies are in kindergarten together, and when school just started, the master asked everyone to introduce themselves. ”
"Duckling stood up and said, My name is Duckling."
"The puppy stood up and said, I call the puppy dog."
The chick stood up and said very aggrievedly: My name is Chick J. Li Tai laughed loudly and said, "Old man, don't you think it's funny?" ”
"You coward, what's so funny about this, it's not funny at all." Li Shimin said.
"Hey, you lack humor, what do you mean by staying in this palace every day? Get out and walk more, go out and see more, and cultivate your own sense of humor. Li Tai said: "The world is so big, you should go and see it!" ”
"Hmph, I live in the palace, but I'm rich!" Li Shimin said loudly.
Drunk, these two are definitely drunk.
Then, the minds of drunk people start to get a little confused.
"Come on, you're still rich, do you know how big the world is? Do you know what the world is like? You know. Li Tai didn't give Li Shimin any face, and said: "Is Datang very big?" Do you really think that Datang is the world? ”
"Outside of the Tang Dynasty, there are even more huge territories, such as the place where we live, that is, Asia, the place occupied by the Tang Dynasty is only one-tenth of one-third of Asia, outside the Tang Dynasty, there are Goguryeo, Silla Baekje, and the Wa Kingdom, and Tianzhu."
"Outside Tianzhu, there are other countries, the territory of Tianzhu alone is almost the same as the Tang Dynasty, as well as the territory of the Turks, the territory of the Persians, and ...... And also....... Li Tai really couldn't remember, and then said: "This palace is a big cage, living in it, that is, living in a cage, how can you know how big the outside world is?" ”
Saying that, Li Tai let go of Li Shimin, untied his pants in the eyes of everyone, and then squirted out directly with a soak of urine.
After a pee, the whole person felt very refreshed.
Seeing Li Taipee, Li Shimin also took off his pants, and then the sound of cheering sounded.
The eldest grandson queen who followed behind them looked unsightly.
"This matter, don't spread it indiscriminately, whoever spreads it out, will punish the three clans!" Empress Changsun stared at the people around her, and said coldly: "Just act as if nothing happened today!" ”
"Whoa!"
Everyone has the heart to die, His Royal Highness the King of Yue!
"Do you know what the four oceans and seven continents are? You're an illiterate person who didn't graduate from elementary school, you know a fart. Li Tai was very bold at this time, and directly despised the current emperor Li Shimin.
Wine is intimidating!
"Who said I didn't know? There is only one sun in this world! And the world was originally Kyushu, so you don't study well, and you don't even have this bit of common sense. Li Shimin looked at Li Tai with disdain.
"Let me tell you, this world is big, in the future, we will conquer the world together, you will be the father emperor, and I will be the son emperor." Li Tai said with a smile.
"Good! In the future, I will be the emperor of that father, and you will be the emperor of the son, which is worthy of my Li Shimin's species, good, good, good, hahaha......" Li Shimin laughed happily: "In the future, my grandson will be Emperor Sun, hahaha......"
Empress Eldest Sun looked at the father and son, crying and laughing, she was really helpless.
It is better not to spread these words, otherwise the court will be in turmoil.
Looking at the East Palace Prince's Mansion not far away, Empress Changsun sighed.
The palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, hey!
What should I do?
And the guards, palace maids, and eunuchs around were directly stunned when they heard these words.
Is this a succession?
Could it be that the future emperor is Yue Wangtai?
Thinking about the situation of the current crown prince, everyone thinks that this throne is destined to be the king of Yue.