Chapter 67 The Si people who wear the nine beads

"Xiao Langjun, there is a third question. It's never too late to talk about it. The smile on Lu Dongzan's face was gone, and in its place, it was deeply solemn.

"Please also ask Brother Lu to come up with the question." Although Lu Zhe was relaxed on the surface, he still had some drums in his heart at this time, Mu Wanyang gave him a wrong information, and he only took the math test, how could he take the physics test, in case he took out a question of what Sanskrit for himself to recognize, then he would not gg?

Lu Dongzan cleared his throat, and then slowly spoke: "Last year, there were foreign envoys to Tubo, tribute to a strange thing, it is a pearl, its beads are the size of chickens, crystal clear, its beads also have holes, but not straight holes, the internal holes are tortuous, there are as many as nine songs, the lord of the country once said, someone can use silk threads to pass through the nine curved beads, there are heavy rewards, but no one has passed. Dongzan, may I ask Xiao Langjun, how can I use silk threads to pass through these nine curved beads? ”

"Hey...... This question is very difficult, better than before, even "I wonder if this Lu Xiaolangjun can solve it?" As soon as this question came out, many people talked about it and shouted that it was very difficult. Those people next to him basically couldn't even solve the first question, so naturally they had no way of knowing the second and third questions, and when they heard the third question, they couldn't help but get nervous for Lu Zhe at this time. In their opinion, whether Lu Zhe can solve this unsolvable problem and slap the face of the Hu man for the Tang people is already the most important thing at present, and as for the matter of Lu Zhe slapping Chen Zhoushi's face before, it has become irrelevant. At this time, Datang's internal contradictions have escalated into external contradictions.

Yes, the pride of the Tang Dynasty people is even more than that of a certain lighthouse country now, according to the wild history, in the Kaiyuan period, it was the time when the Tang people were full of self-confidence, a certain Hu Shang walked on the road, gave alms to a Tang Dynasty beggar, the Tang Dynasty beggar threw the money back, and the United Passers-by beat him, which means that you, a Hu dog, are also worthy of giving to my Tang people, and finally twisted the government, Hu Shang was really convicted of insulting the Tang people.

The pride of the Tang people can be seen.

(Ye Shi, Ye Shi Ha, Crane forgot where it seems, can't be counted, but the Tang people's contempt for the Hu people is true, it is said that the Hu people are not allowed to wear Tang costumes, otherwise they will be convicted, Chang'an's household registration is more difficult for the Hu people than the current North Longitude household registration, it is simply the dream of the Hu people for a lifetime).

Yes? Lu Zhe was also surprised, send the sub-questions? So he slowly spoke: "This question, can the Tibetan wise man solve it?" ”

"The wise man of our country has not solved it, but he thinks that the Tang Dynasty is full of talents, and someone will be able to solve this problem." Lu Dongzan said embarrassedly.

"Hu people deserve to be Hu people, and they are embarrassed to take out the problems that they haven't solved." The familiar male duck's voice came again, it was Qian Donglin.

"Extremely, extremely, the dog is treacherous, it can be seen."

"This Tibetan wise man is worthy of the name of a wise man, and this wisdom of using external forces to find the solution to the law, I can't do it."

"Hahaha." Everyone laughed, listening to the book and the Tibetan wise man did not solve it, the Tang people present then frantically output on their mouths, and gained a sense of spiritual victory, even if Lu Zhe could not solve this problem, they also felt that the Tang Dynasty was not defeated, and even felt that it was victorious, a child of the Tang Dynasty and the first wise man of Tubo fought a tie, which was originally a victory. No matter how Lu Zhe performs next, he will win 666, and there is no shame in losing.

"Although no one can solve it, the gambling contract between Xiao Langjun and a certain can solve these three problems." Lu Dongzan reminded him loudly, which made these scholars look angry and angry.

"With a problem that cannot be solved, making a bet with a child, the lord of Tubo is very generous."

"If the lord of Tubo is not willing to give up the ten thousand gold, and a certain man has family assets, he can come out for the lord of your country."

"With just ten thousand dollars, you can be the lord of Tubo once, how dare you let Brother Liu enjoy such a beautiful thing, and he is willing to go out for the lord of Tubo."

There are many people here, who can't do serious things, but the yin and yang weirdness is a good hand, and Lu Dongzan's face turned blue when he heard it. Of course, Lu Dongzan also knew that they had secretly changed the concept, and the ten thousand gold in Tubo was really ten thousand catties of red gold (in fact, it was brass, the ancients thought it was gold), but the ten thousand gold in the Tang Dynasty was talking about 10,000 copper coins, and ten thousand gold sounded a lot, and it was only 100 yuan.

"Tang Dog An dare?" Hearing that the Tang people were so sarcastic about their own country, the strong man behind Lu Dongzan was almost about to burst out and hurt people.

At this time, these scholars were furious, they were all anointed children, and they were used to being domineering in Chenzhou City on weekdays, and many people wanted to shout at the guards at that time.

"Mazan!" Lu Dongzan glared angrily at the scholars behind him, and scolded him fiercely in their language, and at the same time became unhappy with Lu Zhe, although it was a little unauthentic for him to take a question that he had not solved, so he forcibly endured the ridicule of those gentlemen and did not attack, but Lu Zhe, who exposed this matter, was already a treacherous child in his eyes.

Damn Xiao'er, he obviously couldn't solve it himself, so he asked Yu Mou, and Lu Dongzan secretly hated it in his heart. Then don't blame someone for being unkind. So Lu Dongzan hurriedly said: "Lu Xiaolangjun can solve this problem, give you an hour, if you can't solve it, it will be negative, then the "Heart Sutra" will be disrespectful. ”

"Damn, you dog!" Everyone began to curse in low voices.

"Brother Lu rest assured, the "Heart Sutra" is sent to you, and I have thanked Brother Lu for the treasure sword." Lu Zhe said lightly.

"Then thank you—" Lu Dongzan bowed his hand halfway through, and was suddenly startled. "What? Have you unraveled? The people present were also in an uproar.

"This is the easiest question." Lu Zhe pretended to put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "Any child in my Datang can also solve it." Seeing Lu Dongzan's increasingly disbelieving and resentful face, Lu Zhe slowly spoke.

"Find an ant, tie it with silk thread, put a hole in front of it, and the other hole will come out to wipe the honey, and the ant will find the honey and come out, and the nine curved beads will pass through the ear."

There was silence. After a while, everyone applauded together.

"Wonderful, wonderful. How exactly did this method come about? ”

"Sure enough, any child in my Datang can solve it, and we are not children, so why bother to solve it?"

"I really don't love the treasure knife, otherwise Brother Lu's treasure knife would have been returned to a certain person a long time ago."

"What did Brother Fang Cailu say, the one who solved the three questions is the smartest person in Tibet?"

"Brother Fang is wrong, the first wise man in Tubo doesn't need to solve three questions, two questions are enough."

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Hahahaha, everyone laughed, many people showed happy expressions on their faces, inside and outside the garden, full of happy air, even Cui Yuanli nodded and smiled at Lu Zhe.

"Lu Xiaolangjun is really talented, this treasure knife is Xiaolangjun's. This 10,000 gold will be sent to the house later. Lu Dongzan smiled bitterly, untied his waist knife and handed it to Lu Zhe. Although I don't want to admit it, but this nine-song pearl was really passed by this little child, hearing this method, Lu Dong praised and wondered, this solution is so simple, why is no one in the whole country come up with it, is this Tang Dynasty really outstanding?

"Good knives!" Lu Zhe took the short knife, I don't know what kind of leather sheath it is, it is extremely soft and smooth, it is inlaid with various colored gemstones, and when he takes out the knife, he looks at it, and the cold light is forested. It turned out to be turtle pattern steel, this is the famous Damascus knife, and I really earned it.

"This knife is enough, this ten thousand gold, forget it." Looking at Cui Yuanli's smiling face, Lu Zhe felt that there was a chill behind him for no reason, anyway, his goal had been achieved, and the ten thousand gold was forgotten, but the main reason was that Lu Zhe didn't know where to send this ten thousand gold to the Mu family, isn't it exposed? Sent to the United Army Mansion, God knows that it is still not his own, sent to Wuzhuang Temple, not to mention that the existence of Wuzhuang Temple is a secret, and what is the use of these hard things in the mountains, it is not sent to the Mu family. Moreover, Lu Zhe is also a little worried that he is weak in Chenzhou City, and whether he can keep such a large amount of money, God knows whether those families and people in the rivers and lakes who know that they have ten thousand gold will attack him. Besides, Lu Zhe, who knows the profits of the salt business, is only ten thousand dollars, and Lu Zhe believes that as a traverser, he will definitely be able to earn it, so he will not take this risk.

So Lu Zhe waved his hand, saying that Lao Tzu didn't want it, and he had done enough Coats style.

is so unloving about money, but Mu Wanyang, who is always paying attention to this, was taken aback, as if the young man whose eyes lit up when he heard money was not the same person as the young man Gao Shi who angrily reprimanded the Western envoy at this moment.

"A certain party just said, no matter what, this "Heart Sutra" will be sent to you, Master Yan has already copied a copy, you can go to the Tianjing Temple to find Master Yan to copy a copy." After Lu Zhe refused the ten thousand gold, he gave the Heart Sutra to the Tubo people, this bold atmosphere was very much to the appetite of the Tang people, and many scholars present nodded one after another, secretly shouting, my Tang Dynasty boy should be like this. Many people have also forgotten about the fact that he slapped Chen Zhou's face just now, and they can't wait to go over and intersect with him later, swim together, and conspire to get drunk.

This is Lu Zhe's biggest purpose, he had thought about it before, he wanted to take the opportunity to introduce Buddhist theories into Tibet, so he let this Lu Dongzan go to Tianjing Temple to copy the scriptures, even if the Tibetan nobles don't like the Zen Heart Sutra, the Pure Land Sect can do it. Lu Zhe believed that this Master Yan would definitely not let go of the opportunity to introduce the Pure Land Sect to Tibet.

Glancing at Master Yan on the second floor of the Guanyu Pavilion, the latter was cunning and cunning to recite the Buddha, Lu Zhe also made a gesture, and once again showed the other party that he was a Confucian disciple and would never participate in the affairs of the Buddhist sect.

So a monk and a layman, an old and a young, the two foxes looked at each other and smiled, everything was silent.

"Xiao Langjun has good intelligence, and he has an extraordinary bearing, and he is admired by Dongzan." At this time, Lu Dongzan couldn't help but really admire the little Langjun in front of him, this is ten thousand gold, don't say no, don't want it, this person's big heart can be seen.

"Brother Lu praised it falsely, there is a question here, and I also ask Brother Dongzan to bring it back to the wise man of Tubo."

"Oh? This is an elegant matter, dare to ask what is the question? Brother Lu still has important matters, but he has a relationship with the wise man, and he can help Xiao Langjun talk. "Cui Yuanli is quite interested, this is a solution to the problem in the air, the young man and the wise man sympathize with each other, this TM is not a bridge that can only appear in the new language in the living world, but let me meet, interesting, interesting, but a second person, as a child of the Cui family, Cui Yuanli lacks nothing, only a heart to pay tribute to the Eastern Jin Dynasty.

"Xiao Langjun, please speak." Seeing that Cui Yuanli had said it, Lu Dongzan didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly asked.

"Let people hold a feather and a stone, at the same height, and let go at the same time, what will land first?"

"It's the stone." Lu Dongzan was afraid that there was some trap in it, and after thinking about it again, he replied cautiously.

"Of course, if people are holding five catties of stones and ten catties of stones, at the same height, and let go at the same time, what will land first?"

"It's these ten pounds of stone." With the experience of the last time, Lu Dongzan replied without thinking.

"Really? Hahaha, Brother Lu might as well find someone to try. Lu Zhe smiled without saying a word with a hint of teasing.

Is there any falsity in this matter? Naturally, the heavy object landed first, and everyone couldn't help but feel a little inexplicable, fortunately, there were many buildings in the garden, and there were many stones, as for the servants, it was more, so there were good people who found two stones of different weights, and after a try, everyone was dumbfounded, these two stones, actually landed at the same time, everyone didn't believe it, under the guidance of Lu Zhe, they found a hundred catties of stones and a pound of stones, and they also landed at the same time, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"If the first wise man of your country wants to understand the truth in this, he can come to me." Lu Zhe beckoned to the boatman, turned his head to Lu Dongzan and said.

"Xiao Langjun stays, if the wise man of our country solves this problem, where to find Xiao Langjun." Lu Dongzan asked Lu Zhe in a loud voice.

"Don't worry, this truth is a first-class university question between heaven and earth, except for philosophy, no one in the world can solve it, if the wise man of your country is not crazy after solving it, then he-" Lu Zhe turned around and got on the boat, leaving behind a sentence that stunned everyone.

"It's God!"

Lu Zhe smiled, folded a plum blossom, followed the example of the Tang people, inserted it into his hair, and after bowing to everyone, he ordered the boatman to drive the boat, and in the eyes of everyone, the boat slowly drove away like the opposite shore.

At this time, the sky had darkened, there was no light on the other side of the lake, and it was no longer clear to see, surrounded by a hundred red scales, the boat slowly drove into the darkness, and at this time, Lu Zheqingyue's voice reached the shore.

I am a Qingdu landscape Lang, and the Heavenly Sect is divided and frenzy.

He has been granted a rain branch wind coupon, and he is tired of staying in the clouds and borrowing the moon chapter.

Thousands of poems have become thousands of wines. How many times have you looked at the Hou Wang?

The jade building Jin Que returned lazily, and inserted plum blossoms to get drunk in Huaiyang.