Chapter 42: The Law of Indiscriminate Anger

Lian Jie is not even a fart in He Chouyou's eyes, the reason why he wants to tell Yunlang Yunyin about bullying Lian Jie is to find a chance for himself to get close to Yunyin.

Then he took out his ability to fly, and suddenly raised Yunyin's curiosity about him to the extreme......

"yes, the ancestor will fly."

"The ancestor is not flying, he is jumping, jumping like a toad, and the girl is jumping ugly and dying like a toad."

"Okay, yes, the Ancestor will break a tree with one punch."

"Girls don't learn, it's brute force, and it hurts to hit a tree with your fist. Be obedient, obedient, it's better to read and study with your mother. ”

"Okay, yes, can I go and play with the ancestor after I study?"

Yun Lang looked up at He Chou, who was eating with a solemn face, and sighed and said, "Yes!" ”

Seeing that his father finally agreed, Yunyin quickly came to He Chouyou's side, climbed He Chouyou's shoulder and said, "Ancestor, ancestor, let's go to the mountains to find the tiger......"

He Chou put down the dishes and chopsticks and said happily: "There are still eight wolves in the ancestor's house, let's first clean up these eight beasts and then go to find the tiger." ”

Yun Lang said angrily: "Those eight wolves of yours are wild wolves......

He Chou smiled cruelly: "The old man will pull out the wolf's teeth and cut off the claws......"

Yun Lang gasped and said, "How can this make such a teaching child ruin her heart." ”

He Chouyou sneered: "Look at you, can you have a little bit of blood in a big man?" The old man admits that sometimes wisdom is more useful than martial arts, and yet, my great man, male or female, disdains to be tempted by those damned barbarians.

We'd smash those guys into the mud with our fists, and we wouldn't do two punches until they got to their knees and begged for mercy.

The country that is beaten down by stratagem is not stable, and the country that is beaten out with a fist is eternal for ten thousand years.

Use your fists to subdue the enemy, kill them, and let their ghosts hide when they see the Han people, and that land is our Han people.

We're going to live there for the rest of our lives, we're going to plant fruit trees on it, we're going to grow food, we're going to build houses, and no one can stop us from doing that. ”

Yun Lang was very scared, because he could see from He Chouyou's expression that this guy really thought so.

In the world before Yunlang, everyone always had to negotiate first, and then weigh the gains and losses, public opinion, or something...... Finally, I would like to announce that after a few times there will be no news......

Here Liu Che said that he wanted to beat you, and he couldn't wait for tomorrow!

He Chou has the temperament to look down on Yun Lang and grind and chirp, and always feels that this person is very hypocritical, but Yun Lang's methods are ingenious in the past, so that he has nothing to say, and there is always a feeling that heroes are useless.

At the same time, he also understood that Yunlang's method was the most labor-saving, the most cost-effective, and the most labor-saving method, although it was not pleasant, but the effect was surprisingly good.

In this case, He Chou felt that he had the obligation to pass on the martial arts bloodline of the Han Dynasty to the Yun family, starting with Yun Lang's favorite Yun family's eldest daughter.

Women's martial arts practice is nothing in the noble family, Gillian can dance swords, but she only dances to Liu Che alone, as for Changping's ability, it is cultivated according to the battlefield, and Huo Quai's wife Huo Shi can be regarded as a fierce general immediately.

He Chou has a very good idea, as long as the eldest daughter of the Yun family is cultivated by him, no matter how many children Yun Lang has in the future, she will be taken on the road of strength by the eldest daughter.

Yun Lang finally nodded and said, "Okay, it's just that the child is still young, so he doesn't dare to practice badly." ”

He Chou squatted on the wooden pillar and laughed like a vulture, a few flashed, and then rushed up to Yunyin's small building, Yun Lang saw clearly, a small person was standing in front of the window waiting for this old vulture.

In winter, under normal circumstances, the world is always fine, but this winter, the world is not stable at all.

In the autumn, the elephant presented to Liu Che by Zhao Hujing, the king of Nanyue, died, and it is said that the parrot presented by Nanyue actually spat evil words.

This made Liu Che furious, and ordered the former general Lu Bode to lead an army of 30,000 out of Lingling, and asked Zhao Hu, the king of Nanyue, and Zhao Ying, the crown prince who had just returned to Nanyue, why they were so rude.

In winter, the results came, Zhao Hu, the king of Nanyue, was scared to death, and Zhao Ying, the prince of Nanyue, ascended the throne and called the king, and sent envoys to Chang'an, begging the emperor to pardon the sins of ignorance in Nanyue.

"We're going to get rich."

Cao Xiang lay on the hot floor covered with a woolen blanket and said to Yun Lang with his teeth picked.

"What did the parrot say?"

The elephant who is used to living in the south does not feel strange when Yun Lang dies in the north, but it is strange what the parrot said.

Cao Xiang spit out the shredded flesh embedded in his teeth and said lazily: "Who cares what it says, in short, Your Majesty is going to celebrate the New Year, and Nanyue actually doesn't make an offering, this is a big crime, and not giving us an offering is also a big crime."

At the same time, His Majesty is still angry with the Korean state, and asks the king of Joseon to hand over the descendants of Lu Xuan, the king of Yan, who defected to North Korea, to punish the crime.

God, Lu Juan has been dead for 60 years, this guy hooked up with the Huns, was discovered by Emperor Wen, and finally defected to the Huns, became the king of Donghulu of the Huns, and finally died in the Huns, and his relatives have long died cleanly.

It was his subordinate general Wei Man who entered North Korea to take refuge in North Korea, and now His Majesty wants Wei North Korea to hand over Lu Xuan's descendants, this reason is somewhat unreasonable.

It seems that Your Majesty is really poor and crazy. ”

In the past two years, His Majesty asked Wuhuan to dig ginseng for him, made a lot of money, rewarded heroes with ginseng, and saved a lot of money.

Your Majesty even wants the salt tree of Buyeo (legend has it that there is a tree that can grow salt fruit on the Songnen Plain, and the Huns call the people who eat this salt Buyeo), and now Buyeo dares to snatch the ginseng mountain with the Wuhuan people, which is too far away, and His Majesty is not good at sending a large army over, so he can only order the Koreans to fight with the Buyeo people, and by the way, get the salt tree and ginseng together, and by the way, beat the Koreans again, and get some filial piety.

The so-called emperor is angry and ambushes millions of corpses, which is the truth. ”

Cao Xiang said suspiciously: "Wei Manchu is a barbarian, can they understand His Majesty's mind?" ”

Yun Lang said with a smile: "At the moment of life and death, they will be smart, even if they don't understand, isn't there still an envoy from the Youzhou Thorn Mansion?"

You see, Your Majesty's anger this time is indiscriminate anger, and he will soon be angry with the vassal states, if there is still a shortage of money, a lack of food may even anger us. ”

Cao Xiangba clicked his mouth and said: "Also, the drought in Shandong and the flood in Hebei are not stable even in Huainan, a rich place."

It's all up to Guanzhong to support, it's not a solution, so let's do it, our brothers pack up the granary and give His Majesty 10,000 loads of grain, maybe we can escape this catastrophe. ”

Yun Lang said disdainfully: "Don't play your careful thoughts, do you think you're smart?" If we give away 10,000 loads of grain first, we will have sinned against all people.

Our two families have the habit of storing grain, and the output of our family is more, so taking out 10,000 loads of grain is not someone else?

Once this 10,000 loads of grain becomes the rule of the nobles, you see, our brothers will definitely be scolded to death by the nobles, and there may be your mother and mine. ”

Cao Xiang smiled bitterly: "It's so troublesome to share your worries for the king. ”

"Wait, Gongsun Hong should be the first to pay tribute, let's follow his example to see the contribution."

"But Gongsun Hong is a poor ghost at all......"

Yun Lang smiled: "He won't be poor at this time." ”

Displaced people began to appear in Shandong, and the people of Hebei began to set out north to find food under the protection of the army.

This is the news that Yun Lang heard on the third day after talking to Cao Xiang.

Gongsun Hong sold his family's house and land, and used the money in exchange to buy 50,000 quintals of grain and donated it to the imperial court, it is said that his family of 66 only left less than 5,000 catties of grain this winter......

The emperor couldn't bear to let his old prime minister starve, so he only collected 40,000 quintals, leaving 10,000 quintals of grain for the prime minister to support his family and the living expenses of the prime minister's guests.

Nagato Palace donated 100,000 quintals of grain, as well as 500 catties of gold and two buckets of pearls.

Her Royal Highness the eldest princess donated 80,000 quintals of grain, plus the eldest son Cao Xiang, and the righteous son Yunlang gathered enough 100,000 quintals of grain and 2 million yuan in money.

After Huo Qubing fought with his wife, he also donated 10,000 loads of grain and 500,000 cloud money.

Even Li Kang prepared 500 loads of grain and 100,000 yuan in money.

Yun Lang stood on the official road of Chang'an, looking at the endless queue of carriages, and once again had a new understanding of Liu Che.