Chapter 179: Snowball Fight

On this day, everyone was drunk, and it was supposed to be a festive holiday, but many people ended up crying, and while drinking heavily, they talked incoherently to the people next to them about the past when they were with those who would never see each other again

Seeing that the atmosphere in the field was too depressing, and his mood was a little heavy, Wang Yuan, who was also a little stunned, suddenly stood up and pointed at those people and scolded them loudly

"Cry your sister's cry! How unlucky it is to cry during the Spring Festival, come and come, Lao Tzu will sing to you, I think Lao Tzu was also a Maiba in KTV! All give Lao Tzu a high spirit! ”

After speaking, Wang Yuan actually took a skewer of grilled fish and put it to his mouth, using it as a microphone, and with the bonfire as the background, a small apple came to the scene

"You are my little girl and a little flat dog, and you are not too swollen and resistant. @菠灬萝灬小@说. . . Fire fire fire! ~~~”

It was the first time for everyone to see that the divine envoy would be drunk, looking at Wang Yuan, who couldn't even straighten his tongue, but was holding a grilled fish, twisting his buttocks, and howling loudly, his tiger body was suddenly shocked, and his eyes widened in disbelief

And compared with this group of people, this group of wolves has more vision than the howl, it really doesn't hurt in vain, hearing that Wang Yuan's fire is non-stop, they all trembled their ears violently, and then under the leadership of the white wolf king, they all stood up, bowed their bodies, and shook their heads on their backs to accompaniment

"Whoop~~~Whoop~~~Whoop~~~"

"Wow~~~"

Hey, when did the wolves get into a spy? The wolves were puzzled, turned their heads to look, and found that the little white tiger was also raising his head and screaming, the wolves couldn't bear it, compared to the call, our group is not as good as you? Suddenly, the wolf howled, the tiger cub barked, and Wang Yuan's singing voice was suppressed

But except for Wang Yuan, who glared angrily at the group of troublemakers, everyone else pointed at the wolves and the little white tiger and laughed

After Wang Yuan and the beasts made such a fuss, the atmosphere became cheerful again, some men and women slowly stood up and began to breathe and dance around the bonfire, but their dance made it difficult for Wang Yuan to look directly, the thighs were kicking, the head was shaking, the greasy hair was swaying in bunches, and the mouth was constantly shouting, like a group of demons dancing, which was really a bit spicy

Wang Yuan is drunk, or he wants to be drunk, no one can know how devastating the collision of fear, confusion, and moral thoughts is when a later generation of people with a prosperous civilization and soaring science and technology suddenly crosses over to the land full of fierce beasts, even if they sleep, they are terrified, and they can eat people for the sake of their stomachs

He was originally a selfish person, even now he doesn't think he is a good person, even if the people of the Shenlong tribe are grateful from the bottom of their hearts for the relatively stable life he has brought them, but only Wang Yuan himself knows that he is just protecting himself and letting himself live, which is a mutually beneficial thing

At the beginning, because he had no father and mother, he was alone, so he not only did not resist the thing of crossing into a strange world, but even really longed for it, but when he really dreamed of it come true, he found that crossing was really too cruel, everything you had in the past was like a dream, a quite real dream, when he woke up, he had to continue to struggle to live, and he was even a little unclear, whether he dreamed of the future life, or the future life was dreaming of his current self

Wang Yuan, who was full of wine, was lying on the kang, holding the two wives who were sleeping with a sweet smile on the left and right, and the smooth and warm touch on the crook of his arm finally made him breathe a deep sigh of relief, and a relieved smile hung on the corner of his mouth, forget it, he didn't want to go back, although this world is not as prosperous as the future generations, and even eating enough is a luxury, but Wang Yuan was not suitable for it at first, but now he is used to it, and even likes this kind of life, in the end, he is no longer alone, he has two wives, There will definitely be children of their own in the future, well, definitely!

The place of peace of mind is my home!

And in order to protect his hard-won peace of mind, whoever wants to destroy, he will kill whomever he wants, there is one, kill one, two kill a pair, there is a clan, and he Wang Yuan will try his best to destroy his clan! Anyway, in this era, killing people is not a crime!

The next day, Wang Yuan handed over the lunar calendar he had sorted out to the original, after all, it was such a cold day, this was obviously only in his forties, but he was already like a seventy-year-old old man with too weak bones, so let him take a group of old people to copy the lunar calendar, so that each household had a copy, and planned to teach the primitive how to deduce the lunar calendar, so that everyone would be familiar with it in the future, as long as they compared the solar terms, they would know what to do, and the lunar calendar did not need to spend their own energy to deduce, and they could have more time to think about other things

Subsequently, Wang Yuan once again summoned the young people of the whole clan, thinking that the divine envoy had something big to explain to everyone, but what everyone didn't expect was that the divine envoy actually grinned and said something that stunned everyone

"Now there is no shortage of food, although the weather is very cold, but everyone is always in the house is not a thing, so the divine envoy decided, let's hold an all-down event, fight! Snow! Battle! ”

Everyone looked at each other after listening, what is a snowball fight?

And Wang Yuan saw everyone's puzzled appearance, after thinking about it, he saw the ugly cow standing next to him, yawning, his eyes rolled, revealing a bad smile, squatting down, grabbed a pile of snow from the ground, kneaded it into a big snowball, and then threw it at the ugly cow's face

Although Wang Yuan's archery technique is exactly the same as his name, it can be called a casual fate, but this snowball throwing technique is really not covered, and with a snap, it directly smashed on the ugly cow's bearded big face, making him violently excited, and his confused mind instantly sobered up, and he quickly pulled the snow on his face with his hands, and looked at Wang Yuan aggrievedly

"Eh, help you sober up, snake, I also have to talk about you, you have two children, don't be in such a hurry to ask for another one, look at the ugly cow, what kind of torture has you become, let him rest for two more days"

These words immediately made the clansmen laugh, and the snake's originally cold face suddenly blushed, and the ugly cow looked at Wang Yuan gratefully, his lips were trembling, God, you finally remembered to intercede for my old cow, if it goes on like this, he will soon become beef jerky!

"Okay, okay, just kidding, you see, it's a snowball fight"

Everyone suddenly realized that it was just smashing snowballs

"It seems that everyone understands, and I do this, one: so that everyone will not be wasted, you look at your appearance, the waist is slanted and the hips are pulled, and the bones are soft, so that you can play again, and you can also make everyone recover quickly. 2. This can also exercise everyone's reaction ability, enhance everyone's physical fitness, and exercise everyone's ability to unite and cooperate.

Seeing Wang Yuan stretching out two fingers to explain, everyone listened quietly, and some people nodded as if they didn't understand

"But don't put stones in a snowball, you know?"

When everyone heard this, they also nodded quickly

"Very good, now, all of them are out of the tribe with me, and after we split into two teams, we will start attacking each other!"

Everyone didn't expect that the oracle would ask everyone to play together, although they were adults, but in this era when even entertainment was very scarce, the oracle took the lead to lead everyone to play, which made everyone still very excited, so whether it was a man or a woman or a child, except for the old man and the pregnant woman, there were more than 200 people, all of whom followed behind Wang Yuan and walked towards the outside of the tribe

And in the end, Wang Yuan led a team, Yang Yuhuan led a team, and after Wang Yuan shouted to start, an unprecedented large-scale snowball fight officially began

I saw that outside the tribe, both adults and children were all excitedly holding snowballs, and then shouting and smashing towards the enemies on the opposite side, and the overwhelming snowballs kept flying in the crowd

And what made Wang Yuan grit his teeth was that the group of bastards on the opposite side all liked to smash themselves, although they tried hard to dodge, but there were too many snowballs, just for a moment, Wang Yuan simply became a snowman, and even snowballs drilled into his body from his neck, freezing his teeth and grinning, and the person on the other side, every time he hit himself, he would shout excitedly, just like winning the five million lottery

"This group of bastards, you wait for me, the people in front, hold me back, children and women, come to me, help the people in front of you hold snowballs"

Wang Yuan roared, and the women and children suddenly gathered around him, and they grabbed the snowballs very much, and then handed them to the men who threw them accurately and strongly, although they threw fewer people, but the snowballs continued one after another, as long as the other party came up, several snowballs immediately beckoned to the past, and instantly suppressed the opposite side and fled with their heads in their hands

"Captain, this can't be done, their snowballs keep coming, and we can only be beaten"

A clansman was lying on the ground, holding his head, and shouted to Yang Yuhuan, who was also lying on the ground next to him, with his head covered in snow

"See, someone is helping the people in front of them to hold snowballs, that's why it's like this, and we will learn from them!"

Yang Yuhuan patted the snow on his head indiscriminately, pointed at Wang Yuan and the others who were laughing arrogantly on the opposite side, and shouted through gritted teeth, making the people on his side suddenly nod

Seeing that Yang Yuhuan and the others actually began to learn from him, Wang Yuan's eyes lit up, and the corners of his mouth showed a smile of successful conspiracy, but then, with a bang, the snowball exploded directly on his head, making him freeze with a smile, and then roared like thunder

"Smash me, smash them! Uncle, the tiger is not powerful, when I am a sick cat! ”

No one noticed that under Wang Yuan's guidance, this group of people began to fight alone to unite and cooperate with a clear division of labor, and they also began to use the simple tactics they learned when hunting or with Wang Yuanxin, so that this originally sparse and ordinary snowball fight turned into an offensive and defensive battle similar to that of later generations

(End of chapter)