Chapter 57: Monsters

This is Kong Yingda's eldest grandson, nicknamed Ah Niu, who was born very smart, but at the age of seven or eight, he can already recite the Analects.

Ah Niu recited the opening paragraph of the "Analects" for Kong Yingda, which improved Kong Yingda's happy and depressed mood a lot.

At this time, Ah Niu suddenly raised his head, looked at Kong Yingda seriously, and said, "Grandpa, let's go buy a carousel chair too, I don't want to kneel on the mat."

When Kong Yingda heard this, his body was stunned.

He solemnly educated: "Ah Niu, this matter must not be mentioned, after you are a saint, of course, you must abide by the ancient etiquette, kneeling and sitting, also called sitting, this is the traditional etiquette of our Confucianism, the revolving wooden chair is a Hu chair, which is introduced by barbarians, completely deviating from the traditional etiquette of our Confucianism, and must not be promoted." Remember? ”

Ah Niu nodded as if he didn't understand: "Grandpa, I remember." However, if you sit on your knees for a long time, you will become an ugly looped leg! ”

Kong Yingda subconsciously looked at his legs, and when he raised his head, he suddenly felt a little trance.

"Poof......

Kong Yingda spurted out another mouthful of blood, and then fainted directly.

"Dad, what's wrong with you?"

"Grandpa......"

The whole house was suddenly in chaos.

……

East Palace.

The crown prince Li Chengqian summoned three hardcore followers to discuss how to deal with Du He.

Eldest Sun Chong took the lead and said: "Your Highness, the news from the Confucian Mansion just came out, and Master Confucius was angry and vomited blood again. ”

Li Chengqian was shocked: "What the hell is going on?" Is it Du He who did it, Du He, it's really unreasonable, it's too much! ”

The eldest grandson Chong shook his head: "Your Highness, this time it is not Du He, but the grandson of Master Confucius, Kong Aniu's ......."

He briefly explained the reason for the matter.

When Li Chengqian and the others heard this, they were all speechless.

After a while, Li Chengqian said: "This matter ...... Is...... Alas, Master Kong is getting old, and he was vomited blood again by a little hairy childishness, and Bengong is really worried about his body. ”

……

At the same moment, Du He came out of the room, stretched out, and said with satisfaction: "I slept happily now, hahaha......"

After returning from the palace, Du He slept until now.

When he came to the courtyard, Du He turned on the lottery system.

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 12 shock points from Emperor Taizong Li Er!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 10 shock points from Kong Yingda!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 5 shock points from Cheng Biting Jin!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 3 shock points from Li Chengqian!"

……

I didn't open the system for a few days, and I gained another wave of shock values.

Du He took a closer look, and there were already more than 300 shock values.

This means that there can be three draws.

"Lottery!"

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, get two bottles of red wine!"

Poof.

A wooden box of incomparably large size landed at Du He's feet.

Du He hurriedly picked it up and looked at it, it was heavy.

He hurriedly opened the box, and sure enough, there were two bottles of red wine, neatly arranged in the middle, protected by foam all around, as well as a few red ribbons and four goblets.

Du He doesn't know red wine and hasn't studied it, but looking at this exquisite packaging, it reveals a luxurious atmosphere, plus the system produces it, it is definitely not an ordinary red wine.

"Good things, put them away first, it's a bit of a waste to drink them now......" Du He muttered to himself, so he closed the box and set it aside.

Proceed with the draw.

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, get the vanity mirror."

Swish.

On the stone table in front of Du He, there was suddenly a round mirror.

The mirror is round, not much larger than Duhe's face, and has a base underneath that allows the angle to be adjusted.

Du He studied up and down for a long time, and finally confirmed that this was a mirror that could not be more ordinary.

However, due to the limitations of production technology, it is impossible to produce in this era.

Since coming to Datang, Du He can only use bronze mirrors all day long.

Let's not talk about the blurry thing, the key is that the color is not right, and the whole face is yellowed when it is illuminated, and it looks extremely weird.

This mirror, Du He just needs it.

Just then, the old man came over.

Duhe mischievously picked up the mirror and leaned over.

As soon as the old man looked up, he saw a wrinkled face in front of him, and he was immediately shocked.

"Oops......"

Poof.

The old man was so frightened that he fell to the ground, pointed to the mirror in Du He's hand, and stammered and asked, "Young Master, is this ...... What is this, this is a monster, there is a monster, young master, you should throw him away. ”

Du He couldn't cry or laugh, threw the mirror on the table, and introduced: "Old man, you are old, I didn't expect to be so timid, this is a mirror, and the role of the bronze mirror is the same, but it is many times more advanced than the bronze mirror, when you look at people, it is very clear, what you just see is yourself." Why, suddenly seeing yourself clearly, and being startled? ”

The old man got up, touched his face, and said suspiciously: "The person in the mirror is too old, I feel that I am still young and strong." ”

The old man is only in his early fifties, and he is actually not very old, but he has worked hard all his life and looks very old.

As he spoke, he picked up the mirror, looked at himself carefully, and suddenly smiled: "Although he is older, he looks like this, but he is upright." Unexpectedly, this young master, your mirror, is clearer than Qing Shui, and it is indeed much easier to use than a bronze mirror. ”

Looking at the old man's stinky and beautiful appearance, Du He was speechless for a while.

Then, the old man looked at the mirror with blank eyes and proposed: "Young master, such a large mirror, is it useless, why don't you knock a piece down and give it to me!" ”

When Du He heard it, this old boy dared to hit the idea of the mirror?

He snatched the mirror over, waved his hand and said, "Go, go, go, this is a priceless treasure, you dare to knock a piece down, believe it or not, Young Master Ben knocked down one of your hands and feet?" ”

The old man was so frightened that he hurriedly ran away.

Put the mirror away, and Duhe continued the draw.

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host and get a portrait of Confucius!"

Smack.

A rolled-up portrait that fell on the table.

Du He picked it up and opened it to see that it was a huge portrait more than one person tall.

Above, it is a portrait of Confucius, whom Du He knew when he was in elementary school.

I can't remember who the author is for a while.

"I'll go, system, you did it on purpose, right? Young Master Ben just fell out with Kong Yingda, and you pulled out the portrait of his ancestor? ”

"I'm also a scholar, but what's the use of this portrait? Is it possible to enshrine it, and to bow down every day with incense? It's better to worship the second master! ”

Du He was completely speechless this time.

It's okay in normal times, but now he has just competed with the Confucian scholars led by Kong Yingda, but he suddenly drew this portrait of Confucius.

In his heart, Du He still respects the saint, but when he thinks of the behavior of Kong Yingda and others, Du He has an impulse to burn this portrait with a fire.

After hesitating for a while, Du He still held back and didn't move.

"Forget it, put it away first, in case it works!"