Chapter 237 Insulting Yuanzhang Again
After a few more drinks, the three of them took their leave!
Seeing them leaving, Princess Taiping smiled: "Hehe, brother, what do you think is strange that Zhu Yuanzhang's diligence has hidden this time? I see that he looks uneasy and kind, haha, no wonder Sister Meng doesn't like him! No wonder she wants to transport all the silver and grain to the prairie, this kid really owes a lesson!"
"Hehe, who called me Taiping so good-looking? And Mei'er, Ruolan, Yu'er, and these two beauties, I'm afraid that Zhu Yuanzhang has already been itching, so he persuaded us to enter the plum garden! What is strange there? Let's go and take a look!" Xiao Han looked indifferent.
Lin Xuemei listened to it and was very happy: "Hehe, I see that Liu Bowen seems to have seen Zhu Yuanzhang's ill intentions, and he can't bear it! Haha, his hands are poisonous, it's nothing more than poison, ** and the like! I look at the viciousness that flashed in Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes, it seems that he wants to slaughter us Han'er, how do we arrange it?"
"Whatever, hehe, this time, let's try Sanfeng's real man's methods and see how he protects us? Do you want to tease Zhu Yuanzhang?" Xiao Han smiled.
Princess Taiping kissed him, and then she was happy: "Whatever, this kind of thing, my brother is the best, I look at this Zhu Yuanzhang's ambition, what way will he deal with us?"
"Just wait and see, hehe, let's just eat carefully!" Xiao Han smiled.
Lin Xuemei laughed: "Han'er, don't worry, the poisons in the world are all in our hands, don't forget, our Sword Palace has a special way to crack it! Of course, we also have to guard against how to use miracle medicines, but, hehe, Han'er, no one can deal with our Sword Palace!"
"Okay, refreshing! Sister Mei'er, I'll teach you this, my brother and I just have to enjoy it!Hehe, we have eaten Sister Meng's fruit, and we have long been poisonous, and we are almost golden, but it's ridiculous that Zhu Yuanzhang still wants to play with us, so let him come!" Princess Taiping said confidently.
Early the next morning, Zhu Yuanzhang really sent a small team of people to invite them in person, Xiao Han and they naturally stayed in the plum garden, with a happy face, as if they were going to catch prey!
As soon as she entered the plum garden, Lin Xuemei understood that Zhu Yuanzhang's ghost idea was actually plum blossom miasma;
When the people in the plum garden were about to wait, Lin Xuemei stopped the way: "Hehe, I have always been here to serve the food and drink of our Princess Taiping and Han'er!
When those people heard this, they all thought they had a plan, and when they saw that Xiaohan and Princess Taiping had drunk tea, including Lin Xuemei, they went to report proudly.
Seeing them leaving, Lin Xuemei smiled: "It turns out that the technique is here, Han'er, Taiping, and a few of you, are you uncomfortable?"
"No, but, are we going to pretend to be one? Could it be that even the ancestor has to deceive once?" Qingyu hesitated.
Lin Xuemei smiled: "Hehe, this is just a play, it is necessary to teach Zhu Yuanzhang a lesson! Okay, let's all pretend to be in a miasma, use our internal strength!" After speaking, she has taken the lead in flashing out the red tide, and it seems that she has really hit the miasma.
When Xiao Han and Princess Taiping saw it, they immediately had their luck, and after a while, they were all unconscious.
Subsequently, the servants came in one by one, seeing this, they were overjoyed, and immediately went back to the palace of King Wu to report the good news to Zhu Yuanzhang, and after a while, he came, with a happy face, and the whole person seemed to jump in.
Seeing this, Zhang Sanfeng, who was secretly watching, was almost about to make a move, but when he saw Qingyu's half-drunk and half-awake eyes, he immediately understood: It turned out that they were not hit, and the trick was naturally the smoothing of the murder in front of them.
Zhu Yuanzhang is still not at ease: I don't know how much energy this immortal has? Can plum blossom miasma plus hypnotic pills work? It's better to take Xiao Han and kill him anyway!
So, he pulled out the knife and quickly slashed at Xiao Han!
Zhu Yuanzhang was shocked, and hurriedly slashed two more knives, but he didn't know that they were all cut by Xiao Han's tumbling in a dream, he was suddenly shocked, and quickly knelt on the ground and begged for mercy: "Old ancestor spare your life! Old ancestor spare your life!"
After screaming a few times in a row, he found that Xiao Han did not move, as if he was drunk and unconscious! He immediately became bold again, drew his knife, and continued to chop! This time he cut it right, but the knife was almost useless as if it were slashing on a stone!
He sighed, and hurried out again, and this time he found a treasure knife that sharpened iron like clay, and struck again, but it was useless again as if it were cut on cotton!
When he wanted to cut again, he saw that Princess Taiping raised his hand casually, and a sword qi knocked him five feet away, and he couldn't get up again! This time, no matter how stupid he was, he knew that they were just pretending to be tricks and deliberately luring him to do evil, and he also wanted to pretend to be dead, and he deliberately couldn't get up.
"Zhu Yuanzhang, I only used one point of strength, I can't kill you, get up for me, if I don't get up again, let's chop you into meat puree! We are not like dream fairies, we like to eliminate evil, hum!" Princess Taiping sneered.
Sure enough, when Zhu Yuanzhang heard this, he immediately got up, the corners of his mouth were bloodshot, but he quickly knelt down and begged for mercy: "Old ancestor spare your life! Old ancestor spare your life!"
"This kid is really cheap, knowing that we are immortals, we dare to calculate! I'm afraid that the ordinary people will be even more unscrupulous, two highnesses, or slaughter him, lest he harm the peanuts!" Lin Xuemei was already a little angry.
She and Princess Taiping have always had the same heart, and they know that she looks down on this kid, so they think about it!
Xiao Han smiled, kissed them, and was happy: "It doesn't matter if you kill him or not, it's just that this kid is really the best, not the best good person, but the best bad guy, haha, the lust is really good! Otherwise, let's learn from Xue Gang, castrate this kid, and let him be a eunuch emperor, that would be a historical precedent! Just like our queen mother, hehe!" After speaking, he smiled proudly, as if he really wanted to do this.
Zhu Yuanzhang was naturally frightened, so he had to quickly beg for mercy: "Old ancestor spare your life! Old ancestor spare your life! Old ancestor spare your life!"
"Hehe, although my brother's idea is good, but I prefer to give death, Ling Chi! Haha, or peeling, I heard that Hu Weiyong likes torture, haha, if Hu Weiyong peels his skin, it will definitely be more refreshing, but I don't know that kid has no guts? Unless, let's say that if we peel Zhu Yuanzhang, let him replace Zhu Yuanzhang as the emperor, then he will definitely be willing, haha!" Princess Taiping became more and more excited the more she spoke, and seemed to want to do it.
Zhu Yuanzhang finally fainted with fright, it seems that he is also afraid of being flayed alive by them!
Xiao Han smiled: "It seems that this Ming Dynasty is really not very good, except for Liu Bowen and Li Shanchang, almost all of them are ruthless people! Anti-thieves, they are all extremely vicious and vicious, and they have no humanity, haha, this group of people is really representative! Forget it, let them play by themselves! Can we go to play elsewhere? Zhang Laodao, don't you come out yet?"
Zhang Sanfeng came out at this time, laughed, and hurriedly greeted them, and then smiled: "Haha, Prince Xiaohan, Princess Taiping, I thought you were really on the Tao at first, but when I saw Qingyu's eyes, I realized that you were going to deliberately lure that Zhu Yuanzhang into being fooled, the purpose was to punish him!
"Hehe, that's not it, haha, our sister Meng said that he is the emperor and the founding emperor of the Ming Dynasty, so we can only let him go!
Zhang Sanfeng finally relieved his heart, and saw Zhu Yuanzhang moving, and hurriedly pleaded: "It's better for Her Royal Highness the princess to be a good person to the end, let him go! Haha, I believe that after this incident, this kid will understand every day!"
"Hehe, you old Taoist priest is cunning, okay, for your sake, then, brother, let's spare him this time, and next time, let Hu Weiyong peel his skin and cramp!" Princess Taiping smiled proudly: This old Taoist priest can actually do favors, it seems that his Taoist heart is really good!
Xiao Han kissed her before he smiled: "Zhu Yuanzhang, are you still pretending, get out, hey, remember, I'm talking about getting out, get out! If you dare to harass us again, you'll really be skinned alive next time!"
Then Zhu Yuanzhang rolled twice, but he quickly got up and retreated recklessly, obviously, he didn't dare to lose face and go home!
"The old Taoist priest will be a favor, hehe, this time I have used both of our highnesses!Haha, I'm afraid that this Zhu Yuanzhang won't accept your affection!" Lin Xuemei was happy.
Zhang Sanfeng laughed: "It doesn't matter, at least, he won't embarrass us Wudang too much, where are the two highnesses going to play next?"
"Hehe, go back to your Wudang to have fun! Your aura in that place of cultivation is good, Taiping, how about we go there to cultivate the Tao for a few days? It's just, old Taoist, you can't come to disturb us, you can't bear our wind and snow!" Xiao Han smiled proudly.
Zhang Sanfeng said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, a few seniors don't worry, haha, I'm quiet everywhere in Wudang! Okay, then, let's go back to Wudang?"
"Hehe, don't worry, you have to blackmail this Zhu Yuanzhang, otherwise, wouldn't we be a big loss?" Princess Taiping's voice was louder, obviously, she had heard someone coming, so it was more natural to blackmail.
Sure enough, those servants listened and hurriedly went to report back to Zhu Yuanzhang again!
After a while, Li Shanchang came with a silver ticket of 100,000 taels, handed it over with both hands, and smiled: "This is our two ancestors of King Wu! I don't know why he is suddenly generous?"
"Okay, good man, you don't have to ask about these things! By the way, a few of you go back and tell Zhu Yuanzhang that you want him to be kind to us, otherwise, peeling and cramping will be indispensable to him, haha! Old Taoist, let's go!" After speaking, Princess Taiping took the lead in pulling Xiao Han and flew away.
When Lin Xuemei saw it, she hurriedly pulled the four beauties and followed, Zhang Sanfeng also left, and Meiyuan was quiet again!
"Good elder, don't mention this matter to anyone, not even Berwyn! Okay, don't worry, I will treat you and Berwyn well, you are Wenchen, haha, and I am also a good helper in governing the world! I will not treat you badly!" Zhu Yuanzhang hurriedly promised.
Li Shanchang was naturally a little baffled, but he quickly knelt down and thanked: "Thank you to the emperor! We will definitely do our best to assist the emperor!"
"Okay, get up! Hehe, I don't dare to offend you, your two ancestors are too powerful, we can't afford to provoke them! Go back, let's discuss how to attack Zhang Shicheng! Since I have the emperor's life, then, let's do it vigorously! Hurry up and unify the south, and then go on a northern expedition! This time, we are going to form cavalry, and we still have to go for a walk in the prairie, lest future generations say that we can't do it!" Zhu Yuanzhang smiled.