Chapter 595: Tianba's younger brother's yellow joke

Mai Jiade and Hestia, the father and daughter, followed Yang Huairen back to Beijing from Huanzhou.

As a businessman with a dream, McGard felt that doing business in Kaifeng, the largest city in the world at the time, could truly show his ability to do business.

So he handed over the Western Regions Building to a brother in the clan to take care of, and followed Yang Huairen to the capital of the Great Song Dynasty with almost all his savings.

Hestia wasn't really much interested in business, and she seemed to be more interested in the tall Tyrant brother than in business.

Just when Yang Huairen was busy building the academy and accompanying his wife to raise a baby, this kid walked around the Zhuangzi with Hestia all day long, by the river, in the grove, and in the small ......

No one saw what was happening, but everyone knew it. Open-mindedness is open-mindedness, but Yang Huairen is still afraid that these two goods will bring bad atmosphere in Zhuangzi, so he thinks about being busy for a while, and when he has some time, he will go to Mai Jiade to propose marriage, and this morning they will get married.

McGard ran to the city when he had nothing to do, wandering through the streets and alleys, as if looking for some business opportunities. After seeing Yang Huairen's Suiyuan and the large-scale alum building, he felt that if he continued to do catering, it seemed that he would not be able to catch up with those old restaurants in any case.

In the city, he couldn't say anything to the Song people, but he still got some inspiration from Hu Shang and decided to follow the example of other Hu Shang to be a second-class dealer.

The gems of the Western Regions and the furs of the Northern Regions can be sold at a good price in the Central Plains, and the silk, tea, etc. of the Great Song Dynasty can make a lot of money when they are transported to the Western Regions.

To be a second-class dealer, the most important thing at the moment is to have a way to sell goods, and have a relationship with the government, so that your caravan can go all the way.

As long as he is diligent, he can always run out of the cheapest and best channels, and in the relationship between the government and the government, he can only ask Yang Huairen for help.

Yang Huairen actually doesn't have any friends in the officialdom, but he can really help a lot with the business that McJiade wants to do.

There was a guy in Zhao Hao's mansion who originally followed the shopkeeper to the Western Regions, and Yang Huairen borrowed it to help the shopkeeper Mai, which was a matter of one sentence, and he and Zhao Hao didn't take it seriously.

Mai Jiade didn't dare to take this little favor seriously, after all, one of them was the prince and the other was the county prince, so he proposed to give Jiawang and Yang Huairen dividends, each family was thirty percent, and he only left forty percent of the profits.

Yang Huairen smiled and said that there is really no need, the running goods back and forth in the Western Regions of the Great Song Dynasty looks very profitable, and in fact, it is also making hard-earned money.

There are more joints along the way, and the expenses are also a lot, and if he goes to ask for dividends, there will not be much net profit left for the shopkeeper.

Besides, he and Zhao Hao are also not bad money, and they are all small money in their eyes.

McGard refused, insisting on giving them dividends. He was like a mirror in his heart, if he had the background of King Jia and the Duke of Tongyuan in this transaction, no one would dare to make his caravan mildew along the way.

There must be no obstacle in the territory of the Great Song Dynasty, as long as the case is filed in the government and the prescribed commercial taxes are paid, no one will trouble him.

Yang Huairen also thought of this, now his name is much bigger than Jiawang Zhao Hao, he led the 3,000 Tongyuan army to defeat 20,000 Western Xia elites The matter soon spread throughout the Great Song Dynasty, Yang Huairen's name is now well known, and no one praised him for raising his eyebrows to the Great Song Dynasty.

However, Yang Huairen is still unwilling to share the profits with a small businessman, and in the future, the shopkeeper Mai will definitely be his brother Tianba's brother-in-law, and he can be regarded as his own person.

He thought about it for a while and put forward a plan, the way of the shopkeeper Mai to the Western Regions, in most cases, he still has to go through Huanzhou to the Great Song Dynasty.

In this case, it is better to let him help transport yaks from Huanzhou to Kaifeng by the way, in this case, it is equivalent to helping each other on both sides, and there is no matter of profit sharing.

Mai Jiade still didn't dare to respond, and the stubbornness also came up, and helping to transport the yak was something that could be done with a little effort, but if Yang Huairen and Jiawang didn't hold shares and didn't share dividends, he just wouldn't.

Yang Huairen also understood his businessman's temperament, and he couldn't rest assured that things would not be implemented, so he finally promised him to take a share with Zhao Hao, and put on a look of turning his face with him if he bargained again, so that Mai Jiade could put his mind at ease.

As long as Prince Jia and the Duke of Tongyuan County occupy the shares, no matter how much, it means that he Mai Jiade is running business under the banner of King Jia's Mansion and Tongyuan County Mansion, which is still different from simply taking out people's names to talk about things.

Tianba's younger brother, this kid somehow learned Yang Huairen's jokes, and then went to tell them to Hestia, especially those yellow jokes, this kid told the most slippery.

He touched the beard that was not at all on his chin, and pretended to preach in a deep voice, "Judging from the old man's years of experience in practicing medicine, you are a child with a discolored pants in case you get sick, so you might as well cut it......"

"Judging from the old man's many years of medical experience, what are you ...... The pants are faded......"

Hestia is from the Western Regions and lives in the Great Song Dynasty all the year round, and the Song language is good, so she naturally understands what the joke told by Tianba's younger brother is meaningful.

She is not as bound by the ideology of feudal etiquette as the women of the Central Plains, and she does not seem shy when she hears such a yellow joke, but only covers her stomach and laughs.

Brother Tianba was naturally satisfied when he saw her smiling so happily, and after thinking about it, he also eavesdropped on what Huang Ge'er told the two sisters-in-law, and told another one.

He always speaks so vividly, if Yang Huairen hears such a joke in person, he must also admire the talent of Tianba's younger brother.

It's just that Hestia is not a good match, and when she finishes laughing, she always looks at Brother Tianba with a funny and coquettish look, and then asks him, "Are the pants you wore today faded?" ”

Brother Tianba was immediately stunned when he heard this, and said in his heart My sky, my earth, thank you for giving me such a superb product, we are really a natural pair.

Originally, Tianba's younger brother overheard Yang Huairen's yellow jokes, and he wanted to be the tallest joker in history, but he didn't expect Hestia's sentence "The pants you are wearing today are not discolored", making him the male protagonist of the latest and most popular new yellow jokes in Zhuangzi.

The men laughed when they heard such a joke, and after the women heard it, they couldn't hold back their hearts, but they still couldn't help but laugh and pretend to be Sven.

But every time I met Brother Tianba and Hestia in Zhuangzi who had nothing to do and pressed the road, I always glared at Brother Tianba with slanted eyes, and scolded with a smile "not serious".