Chapter 634: The Nazis – Mein Kampf
This time it looks like something is going to happen, and the rules have changed a bit. Gao Fangping, www.biquge.info the pen %fun %Ge saw with his own eyes a group of female sumo wrestlers with big shoulders and round waists were ready. Oops, the matchmakers' tactics have changed this time, and they have hired female thugs to participate.
Then Gao Fangping made a bad move, went to the soldiers who praised the Japanese army and muttered, but before the opening began, those female sumo wrestlers were invited to tea.
On such occasions, the Japanese army did not dare to catch the show, but they were happy to catch the female hooligans.
Speaking of which, the scale of the temple examination is very large. The protégé of the Son of Heaven theoretically needs Zhao Ji to mark the papers, but Zhao Ji is a person who likes to pick children, so the examiner group is responsible for marking the test papers.
For the first screening, there are only two options: starting and falling. There are no other options.
All the examination papers were copied by a special clerk, and there were no names, so it was impossible to identify the notes. It is also impossible to tell whose students or whose customers.
Therefore, at the first screening, no matter whose protégé is treated the same, and must be able to pass the exam. This is the premise of Cai Jing's release of water, requiring Li Gang and them to have real talent and learning, and they don't want to be brushed down in the first edition.
Those who are admitted will find out who is the test paper according to the student number and the corresponding password. Theoretically, that link should be handed over to Zhao Ji at the beginning, and let Zhao Ji judge who is the champion and who is the end.
However, Zhao Ji continued to pick on his son because he was lazy. Therefore, let the major examiners tear it up by themselves, and after determining the top candidate, they handed it over to Zhao Ji to determine who was the champion.
Then this process is learned, and if there is a tacit understanding between the examiners and they want to push someone to the champion, there is a difference in the order in which the test papers are handed to the emperor. Such as a point of view, and the visual inspection of the emperor will not be repulsed, it is necessary to present the first copy to the emperor, the so-called preconceived, after impressing the emperor with shocking things, it is usually the champion and the first.
As for those who are more moderate and conservative, talented, but not radical enough and not easy to shock people, if they want to be the champion, they need to be handed over to the emperor as the bottom of the box. Because something that is not radical enough is not exciting enough, it belongs to slow heating, if the emperor reads it first, he will slowly not be impressed after reading it.
Li Gang is a guy who is taught by the simple and radical Pork Ping and Zongze, so he doesn't need to ask at all, he only has two ways, either he is the first and the first, or he doesn't like Zhao Ji, the last one.
After Gao Fangping and Zhang Shuye, Zhang Shangying, Cai Jing, and Liang Zimei reached a tacit understanding, they would submit the first copy of Li Gang's test paper to Zhao Ji. As for the final result, even Gao Fangping doesn't know, now it depends on luck.
After mobilizing enough atmosphere, Liang Shicheng unfolded the emperor's list and sang sharply: "Fengtian carrier, Li Gang, the emperor's protégé of the Son of Heaven, is the first name, the champion and the first-"
I'm going to go!
The crowd below suddenly fell.
The annual release of the list is naturally an opportunity for gambling, but this time, several popular characters have been planted thoroughly, and it is actually a little-known birdman Li Gang who is a big upset.
Li Gang was so excited that he burst into tears, his head tilted and he fell to the ground, and the state of epilepsy of the sheep had another attack.
Then there is the list of eyes and the first, the flower and the ......
Shi Jingjie is also in the top class, but the ranking is not high, but it is always in the first place.
Liang Shicheng kept reading his name, but when he finished reading it, he didn't hear Gao Fangping's name.
In this way, Gao Fangping had a deep grudge against Cai Jing, Zhang Shuye and others, and his face was suddenly covered with black lines, obviously they deliberately rectified people.
When Jingjie is a waste material, he is not "in time". However, as a big hero, I didn't even rank in pork flat?
Immediately after, Liang Shicheng's sharp voice rose again, and he began to read the second grade. Strike a gong for every name you say.
There are many more second armors than first armor, but in the end, there is still no name of Gao Fangping.
The black line on Gao Fangping's face has turned into a red line, and he is about to transform, damn it, he won't even give me a background? What the hell are you guys messing about?
But all those who are in the first armor are called "Jinshi and Di". Represents the best qualifications.
But those who are in the second class are called "Jinshi origin". Represents a second-class qualification.
Now that Gao Fangping wants to die, he can only be called "Tongjinshi Born" in the top three. Just as the Privy Council is a deputy, the qualifications of the deputies are one level lower. For example, Zong Ze, in fact, he did very well in the exam that year, and there was no problem with Jinshi and the first, but because he scolded the emperor and the prime minister in the test paper, he provoked others.
So Lao Zong has been the magistrate of the county for many years. If it is a person who is a jinshi and the first, it is impossible to be like Zong Ze, even if he is a scumbag, as long as he is not expelled, he must be promoted to the top of the year, and he will be promoted to the top of the Kaifu Yi and the three divisions. At most, at a certain time, the emperor didn't like him, so he didn't send a send, and let him live idle and drink tea with a first-class official title.
This is also the bad part of Jinshi and the first, and he will always be promoted. If there is a problem with the route, the official position will be very high after a certain number of years, and it will not be used as a governor, so it will be idle. On the contrary, people who are "born in Jinshi" are relatively slow to be promoted to official positions, so even if they offend some people, as long as they are not expelled, in view of the fact that the promotion of official ranks will not quickly match the position, so when this kind of person does not do well, there is a high probability that he will always be a state, or a bachelor.
"The end, the end. His Majesty appointed Gao Fangping, a protégé of the Son of Heaven, who was born with a Jinshi - "They were almost asleep, and Lao Liang read Gao Fangping's name at the end.
"Yay!"
"Haha!"
"I'm going!"
"Joy, the last class, like the cool official Zong Ze at the beginning, Gao Fangping finally suffered retribution. Look how arrogant you are! ”
A large crowd of cheers reveled.
"Okay, it finally proves that there is a righteous way in the world, although the court did not ban Mad Dog Ping, it showed its attitude, proving that Zong Ze and Gao Fangping are non-mainstream."
"The end? Typical! ”
"What do you know, it's all the last course, what's important about the ranking, it's the most shocking to be placed in the last place."
"Yes, yes, your pork is really shocking. The current boos are bigger than the cheers of Li Gang's champion and the first? ”
It's really popular, and Gao Fangping is being talked about everywhere.
Gao Fangping covered his face, and of course he was shocked by the penultimate number.
But there's a name that's also a cadre, isn't it, it's Jinshike, and the ticket to be the prime minister is always obtained. You bite me, my brother has played well, and now his official position is not small, and if he is promoted to three levels, he can match the official rank of prime minister.
According to the rules, after the list is released, all the protégés of the Son of Heaven will come to the stage together to thank CCAV. After that, the matchmaker went on the field to arrest people, and whoever she caught was counted, even if it was not the one that the client liked, the ones she caught were all Jinshike, which was already very good.
In ancient times, this virtue was practiced, and many girls only knew what their husbands looked like after marrying into the cave house.
At some point, after Lao Liang announced, everyone walked on the high platform together.
As a result, a large wave of eggs and vegetable leaves hit.
So no one dared to be with Pork Ping anymore, and even Lao Liang had already run away.
"Down with Pork Ping, he persecuted the scholars, he is the black sheep among the scholars, and he is not qualified to be a scholar."
"That is, please ask His Majesty the Great Emperor to withdraw his order, expel this protégé of the Son of Heaven, and deprive him of his status as a Jinshi!"
"Resolutely resist pork flat!"
Countless people below jumped out, cheering and throwing eggs at the same time.
Although the people who praised the Japanese army dared to punch and kick the female sumo wrestler, it was not convenient to clean up the big head showman, so they could only smile bitterly at Gao Fangping on the high platform, which meant that their use of eggs was not considered a weapon of mass destruction.
However, how could the Great Demon King be so easy to provoke, pointing to Xiucai who was making trouble below and scolding: "What! You bite me to death, if you are not convinced, you will come alone! ”
Including Liang Hongying, everyone was shocked, and there was really nothing they could do about him. It's good that the emperor didn't come to watch the ceremony, otherwise he would definitely have an extremely bad impression of him.
Also, all the literati felt that the kid Pork Ping was obscene enough, and on the occasion of the Jinshi list, he Gao Fangping actually wore Jinggang chain mail armed to the teeth to receive the ceremony. That's it.
Some people below burst into laughter, and some people applauded Xiao Gao, saying that Xiao Gao did not follow the conventional road.
Of course, the cheers are also loud.
Gao Fangping scolded those guys, and then turned on the speech mode with the megaphone: "You can't stop me from moving forward." Although some people applauded, I was still here to say what other Jinshi didn't have the opportunity to say. ”
So everyone's voices fell, and they planned to listen to what he said, is it an apology?
Gao Fangping said: "Thank you heaven and earth, thank you to the emperor, accidentally I was born in the East Undefeated Tongjinshi." I don't bother to please you bastards at all. To be honest, since my debut, I haven't thought about what to say at this moment. Now that I have it, I think that when most people think that my pork is wrong, I should find my own reasons. But sometimes I think: What if I'm right and you're wrong? Yuncheng's tenure, Jiangzhou's tenure, along the way, I have spared no effort to do things, and have been moving forward, what are you doing? ”
"Ladies and gentlemen, what is the purpose of your study? Ask yourself what you were three years ago and what you are now. So here I want to commend you, it is your incompetence and standing still that highlights my pork flat. ”
Bean Niang clapped her hands and shouted, and took the lead in cheering again.
Gao Fangping also has fans, and the crowd in Bianjing who has benefited from Xiao Gao is really not small, so the scene is warm again.
"Three times of spring breeze and autumn rain, and it is another year of heavy snowfall." Gao Fangping said loudly: "Three years ago, now, Your Majesty ordered me to go out of the water, and I took office with ignorance. That's when you were scolding. Today, my pork will is tempering, the means are maturing, and the experience is rich, and I am about to go out to the Daimyo Mansion to protect the northern strategy for my Great Song Dynasty. You're still scolding. The minds of the warriors under my command are being refined, and they are slowly putting on armor from the grinding. You drank and laughed at the Qinglou. My young soldier grew up in the school, the Great Song chariot had already roared and ignited, and the big workers and peasants were preparing for war in production. You're studying grammar and swearing. I understand, you will not change, and in the future, when my golden generation goes on a burning expedition to recover the benefits for you, you will still scold. ”
"However, there is an egg for scolding. The rise of the Great Song Dynasty will never stop because of the scolding. The glory of the empire is framed only by steel and flame, not by Wen Qing's innocent moaning words. Gao Fangping said with a smile.
"Steel flames! Steel Flame! Steel Flame! ”
After someone took the lead in shouting, the voice became louder and louder, and the emotions became more and more intense. The scene gradually became boiling, and everyone raised their hands and shouted hoarsely.
It can't be said that the people who eat melons are stupid, in fact, they have their own reasons, and the people who are now benefiting from the steel flame are really these guys. As for this group of talents, they will always have a good life.
"We are all united in the development of production, adding steel and flame to the casting of our imperial chariots." Gao Fang's dancing bewitchment.
"Unite as one to develop production, add steel and flame ...... to the casting of our imperial chariots"
The melon-eating masses have changed their slogans one after another, and basically, the atmosphere has developed to the highest part.