Chapter 5 Bigwigs, please smoke

Before going to bed, Duhe turned on the super lottery system.

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, you got 10 shock points from Cheng Biting Jin!"

"Congratulations to the host, get 10 shock points from Qin Qiong!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 5 shock points from Li Junxian!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 12 shock points from Tanzong!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have received 1 shock value from the monk's Dharma name!"

"Congratulations to the host, you got 1 shock value from Li Erniu!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained 2 shock points from Zhang Tiedan!"

……

Du He counted, and there were more than a hundred people behind him, most of whom were 1.

He thought about it for a long time before he figured out that it was the news that he had escaped from his marriage spread all over Chang'an City, and many people who ate melons contributed shock points to themselves.

"Host: Duho."

"Age: 15."

"Shock: 360."

With nothing to do, Du He decided to draw a lottery.

Every 100 shock points can be drawn once, exactly three draws, and there is still left.

"Lottery!"

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host for a box of ibuprofen extended-release capsules."

With a click, a pillbox fell into Du He's hand.

Duhe picked it up and looked at it, only to see a line of big words on it: Ibuprofen sustained-release capsules.

In addition, there are no markings.

"A box of painkillers? Brother wants this thing, it's useless! Du He said speechlessly.

In the morning, he drew the Three Kingdoms general Lu Bu, and he thought that he could draw Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, this time, but who knows, a box of medicine will be given to Dafa.

Duhe picked up the ibuprofen sustained-release capsule and said, "Keep the lottery!" ”

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host, get a box of donkey glue blood tonifying granules."

A gift box appeared in Du Ho's hand.

It was a certain brand of donkey glue blood tonic granules that he had seen on TV that was often advertised before, but now there is no trademark information.

Du He was angry at the time: "System, did you do it on purpose?" I'm a big man, you actually gave me this kind of thing, isn't this for women? ”

System: "Host, this system lottery is completely random. ”

Duhe: "......"

I was really cheated and there was nowhere to reason.

There are 160 shock points left!

"Draw again!"

Bite!

"Congratulations to the host for getting a Chinese cigarette."

Du Ho's eyes widened suddenly.

After smoking for a long time, I finally got a more reliable one.

He picked up the Chinese cigarette and took a closer look at it, confirming that this was the one he had smoked before.

Du He couldn't wait to open it, took out one, lit it with a fire fold, and took a sip.

"It's still a familiar taste...... A lighter would be perfect! Du He said with some regret.

After smoking two cigarettes in a row, Du He went to sleep contentedly.

Nothing was said all night.

Early the next morning, before Du He got up, Lu Bu came to the room: "Young master, there is an old guy outside, claiming to be your father, and I have already driven him away." ”

Duhe: "......"

Damn, this big guy really doesn't use his brains.

Du He almost fell to his knees.

Although Du Ruhui is his cheap father, he still has a little feelings.

Du He hurriedly got up, and before he had time to wash, he hurried outside.

I saw Du Ruhui with more than a dozen palace guards, all lying on the ground at this time.

"Dad, how did you find here?" Du He stepped forward with a smile and asked.

Du Ruhui pointed at Du He, so angry that he was almost speechless: "You...... Rebel, you still have the face to say, now that the whole Chang'an City knows your great achievements, you can be regarded as having lost the face of our Du family, running away from marriage is a capital crime, and if you are someone else, you will destroy the nine clans! ”

Du He shrugged: "Dad, don't be surprised, okay, don't I live a good life now?" Besides, I am now the honorary head of the Huguo Temple, and His Majesty wants to ask me for the blame, and he also wants to see if the Buddha agrees. ”

In this period of the Central Plains, Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism three religions of the river, among the lower class of the people, Buddhism is very popular, although the emperor is the boss, but sometimes have to care about the influence of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism.

When Du Ruyan heard this, his mouth opened wide in surprise.

The head of the class, his position in various temples, he is very clear, and he cannot hold it unless he is a high-ranking monk.

His son, known as one of the four evils of Chang'an, looks for flowers and willows all day long, does not read poetry and books, and does not recite Buddhist scriptures, can he become the head of the Huguo Temple?

Tan Zong next to him hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Lai Guogong doesn't have to doubt that early this morning, the ancestral hall has been recorded, and Du Gongzi has become the honorary head of our temple, and enjoys the supreme honor in the world!" ”

Du Ruhui looked at Du He, who was hanging his son, and suddenly found that he couldn't understand this son.

He sighed: "In this case, you will follow me into the palace to face the saint, I hope Your Majesty can forgive your great rebellion for the sake of my dedication to the Tang Dynasty!" ”

An hour later.

Du He followed Du Ruhui, and the father and son walked into the Taiji Hall one after the other.

When Li Er saw Du He, he was angry, and he shot the case: "Du He, are you guilty?" ”

Du He pretended to be stupid, laughed, and then hurriedly stepped forward, took out a Chinese cigarette, and handed it to Li Er.

"The big guy dissipates his anger and smokes a cigarette to suppress the shock!"

Li Er looked at the cigarette in his hand and looked confused.

What is this, and why have I never seen it?

"Duhe, what is this?"

"Your Majesty," Du He introduced, "this is a cigarette, called China, and as the saying goes, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a cigarette, especially when you are angry." Come, I'll show you. ”

Du He took out the fire fold, lit one for himself first, and then took a puff and spit out the smoke.

Seeing this, Li Er was very curious.

Du He gave it to him, and Li Er also followed Du He's example and took a sip.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The first time he smoked, Li Er was choked and coughed violently.

The palace maid and eunuch next to him hurriedly stepped forward worriedly, and the chamberlain Zhao Yang reprimanded loudly: "Du He is bold, he dares to murder Your Majesty!" ”

As he spoke, he summoned the guards with knives at the door to take down Du He.

Du Ruhui was so frightened that his face turned white.

How can this son of his own be so uneasy!

I saw Li Er hurriedly waving his hand: "Okay...... It's so good, is this what cigarettes are? It's really strong, hahaha......"

Li Er took a few more breaths, and suddenly, a refreshing feeling spread throughout his body.

Du He pursed his lips and said in his heart, my brother is still the first time I have seen someone who is addicted to two puffs.

Soon, after smoking one, Li Er followed Du He's example, snuffed out the cigarette butt, and asked anxiously in his heart: "Du He, how many cigarettes do you have?" Hand it over to me, and I will forgive you the death penalty! ”

Du He said in his heart, Lao Tzu is not fooled.

He hurriedly said, "Back to Your Majesty, this cigarette is gone." If Your Majesty wants to smoke China, it is better to let people look for it, Your Majesty has the Tang Dynasty and has everything, not to mention cigarettes. ”

Li Erqi was happy: "Okay, you Du He, you dare to blame me for using the identity of the emperor to suppress you." You, why don't you learn it well, your nameless poem, Yu Shinan and Kong Yingda read it, and they were full of praise, with your talent to learn, it is not inferior to the famous talent in Chang'an...... But what are you going to do about the four evils of Chang'an, it's really a headache......"

Before Li Er finished speaking, he saw a eunuch running in in a hurry, his face flustered.