Chapter Seventy-Five: Top Team Configuration
Villains are not idiots.
For example, this seven-member White Bone Knight squad is indeed fully prepared.
The mysterious white horse under the seat of Ma Youwei is one of them, which can be attacked and defended.
The white horse, not because its coat is white, but because it is covered with a white cloth like a white bed, and the true face of the horse is never seen. And Liang Liang is more inclined to think that the white sheets are from the Earth Hospital, otherwise how could they always exude a strong smell of disinfectant and a virus smell.
"Wu Gang, you are lucky, Ben Kui is in a good mood today, spare your life! Cherish the rest of your life, next time we meet, you will never have such good luck!"
As a villain, how can you not be verbose before escaping, otherwise you will be too sorry for the word villain.
"Let's withdraw!" Ma Youwei beckoned.
With that, the two horse eyes that were only exposed by the mysterious white horse changed color again, and two blue-red lasers shot out beyond time and space, forming a transparent body barrier around the night dog monster.
At the same time, the white horse, like a transformer or origami, transforms into a small boat, and sails down the river, through the night.
Wherever the paper boat went, a clear blue water automatically appeared under the boat, this time it was a real river, accompanied by the sound of paddling.
The night dog monster tapped the blue and red transparent barrier in front of it with its claw fingertips, and a circle of ripples spread, "It looks pretty sturdy." ”
So the dog monster simply looked at the river and sighed.
Then he changed his mind again, and couldn't help but sing in a hoarse and demonic voice:
"A big river, wide waves, the wind blows the rice and flowers on both sides... When a friend comes, there is good wine, and if the jackal comes, he is greeted with a shotgun. ”
Liang Liang didn't expect that the chorus repertoire he learned at the grammar school gala last year came in handy at this time.
"Pony, don't even avenge your father?" shouted the goblin.
"I said, that horse is not my father!" the sound of Ma Youwei vomiting blood came back from afar.
The Knights of Bone are evacuated. There is no attrition.
The night light dispersed, the day returned, the dog monster disappeared, and Liang Liang and Wu Gang appeared.
"Why did you let them go?"
"This..."Liang Liang pointed to the barrier in front of him.
Wu Gang took out the plate axe from his pants, and went down with an axe, the sound of breaking glass, "That's it?"
Liang Liang spread his hands, "I'm tired and don't want to chase." ”
"Daisen. ”
"In. ”
"If you don't fight the water dogs, they will become wolves. Wu Gang reminded in a deep voice.
"Please don't use a dog, as a metaphor. Liang Liang also reminded.
"I'm sorry, Dog Daxian, for hurting you, no, the self-esteem of your race. ”
"It's not a water dog, it's a dead dog, why waste your strength to chase it?" Liang Liang continued, "The so-called, poor Kou Mo chase, beware of being bitten back." ”
Wu Gang was speechless, "Don't you also use a dog as a metaphor." ”
"You started first. "Liang Liang is more serious.
Wu Gang: ......
"Daxian, are you a child?"
"Huh, how do you know? I'm just a college student in my hometown, and I haven't mixed up with society. ”
Wu Gang was speechless. Because I don't understand.
"Daisen. ”
"In. ”
"Why, dead dog?"
"After being poisoned by the night, can you still live?" Liang Liang asked in surprise.
"It's hard to say. ”
"Why don't you do an experiment?" Liang Liang suggested.
"What is an 'experiment'?"
"On paper, I finally feel shallow, and I never know that I have to do it. ”
"Understood, who will you experiment?"
Wu Gang and Liang Liang looked at Zhao Xi in unison...
"King Transform: Super Race..."
"Race you big-headed ghost! Come here!"
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"What is the top team, is Liu Bei's Wolong and Phoenix Chicks, the Five Tiger Generals?
It is Liu Bang's team that has Xiao He, Zhang Liang, and Han Xin, who must win the battle, and Han Xin, who is not the best, because the birds are all hidden, the rabbits are dead and the dogs are cooked, and the three heroes of the early Han Dynasty have no good ending.
As the founder and helmsman of the Pugou faction, the head of this family secretly thinks that a good team should be like the Tang Seng team..."
Liang Liang talks to himself, asks and answers himself, is a mental illness.
He is in dog-man form at this time, with dog ears and a dog tail, and also has a dog's sense of smell, hearing, and... Vigorously.
Therefore, dragging Zhao Xi in his hand, he didn't feel heavy.
"You may have to ask, what's so good about Tang Seng's team? It doesn't look like a top match!" Liang Liang is still a drama spirit, "No, you guys are shallow again! Look at it, among them, there is Tang Seng who has an extremely firm sense of purpose, there is a super capable Sun Wukong, and there are also steadfast and willing to work Sha Wujing, and the most important thing is that there is a team of pistachios, Zhu Bajie." Old man, do you know who the deity is talking about?"
Zhao Xi was foaming at the mouth, "Lao Tzu is dying, it doesn't matter who you are talking about." ”
"That's right!" Liang Liang continued, giving himself a vivid management lesson, "You guessed right! ”
Wu Gangxin said that fortunately, I brought a lot of books to read, otherwise I am afraid that I would really die before I left the school, and I would be annoyed to death by the noisy immortal halfway.
Of course, the dog man Liang Liang was unconscious, "Old man, you are our pistachio, and we are also our guinea pig, no, little blue mouse." Old contempt, you must not feel that you have no dignity and status, today's words of the head of this family are just to tell you that you are in our team of pug factions, no one can lack you, indispensable!"
Wu Gang looked at Liang Liang, and then at Zhao Xi, who was being dragged away, and couldn't help but remind, "Daxian, if you continue like this, your pistachios are estimated to be soaring." ”
"Oooh oh. Only then did Liang Liang find out that Zhao Xi had foamed at the mouth until there was no foam to spit out, and began to cough dryly...
"Come on, come on, Wu Gang, come and suck the night out of his body, it's too late..."
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After rigorous and careful repeated experiments, Liang Liang finally got the first-hand experimental data. Although he is a purebred liberal arts dog, he also understands a truth, without data presentation and data analysis PPT, it is a substandard experimental report.
Although there is only one experimental subject like Zhao Xi, and the experimental samples are slightly scarce, Liang Liang still claims to the outside world with righteous words, "Even if the experimental results obtained are not accurate enough, we will resolutely put an end to other wild animals", which is a benevolent heart.
"Wu Gang, judging from the performance of the old contempt, those seven knights of the White Bone Knights are half-crippled if they are not dead, and they can't take care of themselves in the second half of their lives. Liang Liang took the data analysis and said.
Wu Gang nodded, "That's what Daxian said. In other words, this way of reaching conclusions is indeed rigorous, and I think we will use it more in the future. ”
Your friend Zhao Xi has left the group chat.
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The Xiangyue Boundary is short from north to south and long from east to west, so this section of the road is much farther than when I went to Zhaojia Village.
Three days later, the two people and one dog arrived at the main city on the border of the Xiangyue Realm, called "Shangfeng".
Although the previous contest and contact with the people from the Three Thousand Yanyan Realm was short, it sounded the alarm in Liang Liang's heart and lit up the red alert, so he decided to improve his strength after entering the city.
And Wu Gang also said mysteriously that in Shangxian City, there is a person who wants to be killed, and there is another person who wants to ask.