Chapter 32, the rude and ceremonial drama girl
The quick-witted Qin Zheng already had his own calculations in his heart, this ragged and sloppy but heroic mysterious Taoist was definitely an extraordinary wizard!
Thinking of Fang Cai and Qin San's pretense of taking advantage of the opportunity to protect food, they were hit twice in succession by the seemingly weak and delicate Yuyao little lady, and in an instant, they easily snatched the roast chicken that they thought was well-protected from their arms, such an amazing two blows not only made Qin Zheng and Qin San, who were full of chagrin and resentment, lose face, but also made Qin Zheng, who was full of resentment and revenge, more determined his wish.
Why not take this opportunity to win the favor of this mysterious master, and gain the favor of the Dao Elder Immortal to include himself in his old man's door? If this is the case, from now on, there is no need to look at the face of the third uncle who is indistinguishable, and the more comfortable thing is to wait for a diligent practice of martial arts skills, and in time, the yellow-haired little lady with broken skin will look good!
Hee-hee! It's best to let Grandpa leave the Taoist priest in his own house, so that he can take the opportunity to tease the yellow-haired girl to his heart's content! Hee-hee-hee-hee......
So, Qin Zheng, who had a look of reverence and ecstasy on his face, rushed forward before he could salute, grabbed the sloppy Taoist sleeve, and hugged the Taoist chief's thigh tightly with the other hand. ……”
The white-clothed Saburo who stood sideways was made to stammer by the abrupt behavior of his nephew, who was accustomed to messing around, and Erlang Jun on the dignified Shangshu Right Cheng Qin Mansion didn't even say a little bit of etiquette, which was simply the same as those little scoundrels in the market, and this kind of appearance was too embarrassing!
In a hurry, San Lang didn't have time to think about it, and the detective wanted to capture the rude little guy in one fell swoop, but the place where his eyes could reach happened to meet the gaze of Yuwen Shigong who glared at him viciously, and when the spirit was trembling, the right hand that had just been stretched out was like a chicken claw madness, and it hung down with two strange arcs.
Qin Zheng's uneducated and extremely rude behavior immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of his grandfather, who was quite particular about etiquette and rules, Qin Su looked at his little Erlang with a calm face and frowned, if it weren't for the presence of the sloppy Taoist of his predecessors, the time when the pungent boy Qin Zheng was confined to the mansion by his father would have to be added to the situation for ten years.
Since Erlangjun had already taken the lead, Qin Dong and Qin San, who were like his left and right arms, did not accompany Jing Cong, and the two little companions bowed down in unison and sang a fat song, although they did not dare to be as casual and rude as Qin Zheng when they got up, they also stood on the side of the sloppy Taoist and called out "Taoist priest ......" very affectionately
The sloppy Taoist stood there and looked at the handsome and clever silver doll like a fairy child on the left, and at the two fat boys with black and red complexions on the right, and then laughed out loud with his beard on the branches and forks under his chin.
From the sloppy Taoist chief's windless hair and trembling robe, it is not difficult to see that the Taoist master is happy from the bottom of his heart.
He stroked his beard and looked at the clever doll in front of him with a smile, and at the same time reached out and rubbed the two cute little buns on Qin Zheng's head, and the place where the palm reached was the Baihui acupoint where the midline of Qin Zheng's head and the line connecting the tips of his ears intersected......
However, at this moment, the girl's delicate scolding suddenly sounded in the direction of the main banquet.
"It is rude to be such a naughty child! An dares to call the Taoist priest with the title of Yuyao girl?! ”
Everyone in the hall looked at it when they heard the sound, and the sloppy Taoist chief sat on the seat, the pink shirt and pink skirt and the pretty little lady Yu Yao's willow eyebrows were cold and her apricot eyes were wide open, and the pink Yao fingers pointed directly at Qin Zheng who gritted her teeth and looked at each other angrily, and she didn't need to guess to know that the little lady Yu Yao was the one who scolded Qin Zheng in anger.
Qin Zheng had already folded his face once in front of the little lady Yuyao, making him embarrassed and embarrassed, this time he originally thought that in order to please the sloppy Taoist chief, he called the Taoist master a Taoist priest, but he was reprimanded by the yellow-haired little lady in person, for his own Erlangjun's face is no longer humiliated and bullied, the brave boy will not shrink his hands and feet and swallow his anger.
Okay, you little girl! If you talk about the kung fu of your fists and feet, you are willing to admit that you are not the opponent of the yellow-haired girl, but if you talk about the kung fu of the tongue and the skin, how can Erlangjun be afraid of your milky yellow-haired girl's skin? !
Qin Jialangjun immediately let go of the sleeves and thighs of the sloppy road, and the little hero crossed his waist with one hand and pointed at the pink-shirted Yuyao with the other, his eyes were like electricity, and his tongue was like an arrow, and he reprimanded angrily: "You sharp-toothed little lady, just snatched the food on a certain food table in front of everyone, and you let go of this matter when you first arrived and were young and ignorant, but you didn't know how to do it and had no intention of repenting, but now you dare to openly make trouble in front of Erlangjun, hum!" If you don't let your yellow-haired girl's skin know how powerful the Qin family's Erlangjun is, do you still think that you are really afraid of you, a yellow-haired girl?! ”
Now that the text condemning Yu Yao's little lady has been exported, how could Xiao Erlang, the hero of the Qin family, spare this little lady who has repeatedly fought against her own family, but seeing Erlang Jun standing up and standing up, his dantian eyes flashed with a heroic spirit, and suddenly he shouted in a childish voice......
"Phew! You rude and disrespectful little lady who provokes trouble, the more you don't let your Erlang Jun call the Taoist priest today, the more you have to call the Taoist priest here, the Taoist priest! Taoist priest! Taoist priest! Hahaha! How much can you endure this sissy?! Taoist priest! Hahahaha......"
The hall was filled with the sound of fighting children, intentional children, childish Taoist priests, and just when the naughty children pretended to be like masters, the hall burst into laughter with the men of the northern frontier of the Shuofang border army.
Among them, Hu Jie, who was seriously injured at the chrysanthemum in his stomach and couldn't sit on his knees, had to lean forward and almost wanted to lie down on the food table to eat, and Hu Jiehu was like a bear, his laughter was very loud, and his voice was the loudest.
I saw Hu Jie, who was as black as a bear, straightening his body, stroking his fat belly like an upside-down cauldron with one hand, and gently padding the injured part of his stomach with the other, for fear that he would accidentally touch the most secret painful place.
Even so, he couldn't stop the black guy from trembling his body and making an urn noise, and laughed angrily: "Okay, good! What a mighty and heroic Qin family Erlangjun! Hohoo ho! Look at your posture, I am really afraid that you will be angry for a while, and the little lady in the pink shirt will start the fork frame, pitiful, it is a delicate little lady with a total horn, if you really have to suffer a lot of grievances because of Erlangjun, Mo said that the immortals are afraid that even the brothers here will not be able to take care of it. ”
"Ho ho ho! The little hero is worthy of being the Erlang Jun of the Qin Mansion, not the kind of bully, what he pays attention to is the gentleman's demeanor of not doing anything, not only paying tribute to the beautiful Yuyao girl doll but also losing the hero's good bearing, and he has good skills! Ho Ho Ho Ho ......"
Because of his chrysanthemum injury, the black guy was held in the last position when he was supported by Zikel, who was unrelenting because of the horizontal knife, and fell into the last position when he returned to the table, so he didn't see Qin Zheng and Qin San, the two little heroes, both of whom were humiliated and bullied by Yuyao's little lady, so he laughed and praised Qin Zheng Erlangjun for being so good.
However, the speaker does not know what he means, and the listener misunderstands what he says.
The little Erlang of the Qin family, who had just shouted and had a bad little lady, suddenly heard Hu Jie's strange jokes, how to listen to it, how did he feel that Hu Jie's words were full of ridicule and mockery, Qin Zheng's face was dark red, and he couldn't help but feel angry in his heart, and he gritted his silver teeth with hatred and said: This black guy dares to humiliate Yu X like this, it is really angry! Hum! When you get to Luoyang, the eastern capital, and Qin Dong and Qin San have a good count, one day you will definitely look good!
On the road from Taiyuan Mansion to Luoyang City, the eastern capital, there is no restraint, and the white-clothed Qin Saburo, who shouts and laughs with these military leaders all day long, if he encounters such things in the past, he doesn't need the eldest brother to open his mouth and have his own white-clothed Saburo come forward, a muffled snort or a sneer, I think everyone here will be silent.
It's just that San Lang never dreamed that in the Risheng Restaurant in the ancient city market town outside the eastern capital of Luoyang, he would meet Master Yuwen, who had only heard of his name for more than ten years and had not seen his body, and he was hiding like a fairy.
The old man is here, if he reprimands him at this moment, it will be his own plan, it will be a stinking scolding that will be scolded, or it will be serious......
It's just that the master didn't mean to stop it, he looked like he was smiling and happy, and his shining eyes were patrolling back and forth between the two male and female dolls who scolded and stared at each other, what the hell is this...... Finally...... What does it mean?
Alas! How could his own Yuwen Master be such an unguessable and eccentric character?
Well...... Could it be that his old man is getting older and older, but his mind is getting younger and younger? ……
Just thinking of this, Qin Xiao and Qin Saburo felt that his face seemed to be stabbed twice by a king-sized awl, and there was a burning feeling of burning fire, and he was shocked in his heart and hurriedly raised his eyes to look at Master Yuwen, and the place where his eyes met was the eyes of the old man who was full of vicious expressions.
This kind of scene is obviously because the old man of Shigong has insight into Saburo's rude scheming.
San Lang Qin Xiao couldn't help but shudder, and suddenly turned his handsome face, which was heroic but a little obscene and embarrassing at the moment, to the direction where the eldest brother was, and San Lang, who had nothing to do, had no choice but to turn to his eldest brother for help.
Who knew that this was not tight, but at a glance, he found that his eldest brother's square face, which was still calm and gentle and elegant once upon a time, was now as dark as an iron pot, and the corners of his mouth seemed to tremble slightly, and a pair of eyes that shot straight at his young son Qin Zheng were like sudden fire......
San Lang already knew in his heart that if it weren't for the presence of the old man Yuwen Shigong, Qin Su, the head of the Qin family, was afraid that he would have been unable to bear it and change color, so he got up, scolded Qin Zheng angrily and scolded Qin Zheng for his rude and disrespectful behavior, and then ordered Qin Liang to quickly remove this son's hakama, and personally manipulate the jujube stick to reward the naughty nephew with a family law taste.