Chapter 11 The Family Affairs That Fell from the World
"Alas...... He is indeed a willow spirit, and he has been practicing for hundreds of years, but it is a pity that he is hateful and pitiful.
A few months ago, on a very full moon night, I took advantage of the light to plant flowers and vegetables in the field outside, and when he came out, he saw me, and said that I was a fairy of the Moon Palace or something, and pestered me, and he had to force me to marry him, I categorically refused, and then he came to harass me almost every night, but he didn't use force.
I never thought that tonight, he would suddenly lose his temperament and come to such a show, fortunately ......"
When Miss Ning said this, she saluted Wang Yi and the little witch again.
Wang Yiyi waved his hand and said: "Where is it, a trivial matter, the monks travel all over the world, do chivalrous righteousness, the road is uneven and roar, when it is time to shoot, when you shoot, you will know that there is wood, the river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are several buckets......"
"You're a fart. The little witch said.
Wang Yi smiled dryly: "In short, I am invincible!"
Miss Ning said, "I also see magic, it must be ......."
Wang Yi patted his chest and said, "Yes, you are a farmer official, and I am a medicine official." I didn't mean to put ...... Angry, both of us are very powerful anyway. ”
When the little witch heard this, her face was ugly.
When Miss Ning heard this, her eyes lit up and said: "The cultivators in the world, only the pharmacist is the most difficult, don't say that the medicine king and the medicine saint can't find it all day after the lantern, this medicine official, if a country produces one, it is also a very great thing, and I, a useless agricultural official, are far from being comparable to you." ”
The little witch said unconvinced: "Is it so powerful?"
Miss Ning said: "Yes, you think that a country has a medicine officer, if there is a war, then the wounded on the battlefield can be healed quickly, and after the war, where there are many dead people, it is easy to produce plague, if there is a medicine officer, you can quickly stop the spread of the plague, and the appearance of a medicine officer can be said to be the pillar of the country." ”
Wang Yiyi was also very proud when he heard it, he didn't expect his little medicine officer to have such weight, and waved his hand and said: "Where is the ......" Seeing the little witch's face unsightly, he added: "No matter how powerful I am, I still have to listen to this Aunt Lin." He may think that calling the little witch "aunt" is too off the shelf, so let's change it to an aunt, anyway, that's what Yang Guo called Xiaolongnu, and finally Xiaolongnu became Yang Guo's wife, this little woman doesn't know that I called her aunt to take a big advantage, hum.
The little witch snorted, indicating that she was quite satisfied.
Miss Ning suddenly fell down on her knees in front of Wang Yi and said, "Please save your mother's life." ”
Wang Yihe had received such a great gift, and for a moment, he remembered the painful moans he had heard in the inner room before.
He hurriedly helped Miss Ning up, and said: "Don't dare, don't dare, save someone's life, win the seventh-level floating slaughter, I'll give it a try, and ask the girl to lead the way." ”
Miss Ning was also overjoyed when she heard him answer, and she hurriedly got up and introduced Wang Yi into the back room.
As soon as the king came to the inner room, he was also startled when he saw the dim light, and saw an old woman who looked like a ghost lying on the bed, her hair was like a withered leaf, and her face was almost skeleton, and she looked frightened to death. Fortunately, I couldn't see it when I buried my body in the quilt.
Wang Yi stared at the two black hole-like eyes on the old woman's face, and his heart pounded.
In such a state, if you were an ordinary person, you would have died a thousand and eight hundred times.
"Dare to ask...... Wang Yi stabilized his mood, coughed and said: "Dare to ask why the seniors are sick? ”
"Bah...... ......The old woman opened her mouth, perhaps wanting to speak, but she made a piercing and strange scream, which made the king's scalp tingle.
"That's right, Wang Engong, listen to me. Miss Ning hurriedly spoke. "A few years ago, my mother was working in the field, because it was hot, she was barefoot on the ground, but I didn't know what was going on, I got out of the ground and bit my mother's palm, and then the disease spread from the center of my feet all over my body, and I asked many doctors, but I couldn't cure it...... Alas, my mother suffered greatly. When Miss Ning said this, tears were rolling again, and I felt pity.
When Wang Yi heard this, he still felt that there was a little problem, but it seemed that it was inconvenient to ask more, every family has a difficult scripture, and everyone has their own little secrets - these have nothing to do with themselves, such a beautiful Ning girl, such a frozen Ning girl, hehe, whether her mother is a human or a ghost, for her sake, she has to help.
Wang Yi kicked his legs, stretched out his hand, and did a set of radio gymnastics, still reading in his mouth: "One, two, three, four......"
The little witch and Miss Ning were confused, what kind of action is this? martial arts?
Wang Yi finished a set of radio gymnastics, and coughed a few more dryly: "Cough, cough, cough." Finally finished the prelude, and slowly came to this ghost-like old woman. Before he could get completely close, an unpleasant rancid smell rushed into his nose, and he hurriedly held his breath, almost face to face with the old woman, and squirted out wildly in one breath.
Because I had eaten a full meal before, I did a set of radio gymnastics just now, and I really accumulated enough energy.
Wang Yi snorted more than a dozen breaths in succession.
Of course, it stands to reason that he should do artificial respiration like a little witch, and the effect is the best, but this time and that time, this person, and that person cannot be the same.
After Wang Yi squirted fifteen breaths, he finally ran out of breath, jumped back, and immediately stood still, with his hands behind his back, looking at the patient on the bed with an unfathomable height. The mouth is still chattering:
"The world is a big dream, and life is cool several times. ”
The old woman suddenly bent up like a big dream, coughed in her mouth, and spat out several mouthfuls of black water.
Then, visible to everyone's naked eye, the skeletal face quickly became fleshy and colored, and the withered hair began to turn black.
Aunt Ning exclaimed in surprise and ran over happily.
But the old woman waved her hand, which was a signal for the little witch and Wang Yi to go out first.
Wang Yi and the little witch came to the front room, and the little witch stared at him coldly with her eyes.
Wang Yi said with a little embarrassment: "Ah, this question is a very profound topic, and it should be studied and discussed in depth......
The little witch stretched out her feet and kicked the two pieces of wood made of willow essence out of the door, and then reached out and kicked her feet.
Wang Yi's eyes widened.
She, she, her!
She actually reproduced the radio gymnastics he did according to the gourd painting, and it was exactly the same.
"You...... Where did you learn that?" Wang Yi was shocked, thinking that this must have been taught to her by the traverser who came first, and that the prescription was also given by that damn fellow.
"I learned it from a stinky pig. The little witch raised her head triumphantly. "Such a simple action, it's a shame, no wonder you have no power to tie the chicken, learn this play, and learn less than one thousandth of my life, one in ten thousandth, hum. ”
"You mean...... Are you saying that if you have seen me through the drill, you will be done?" Wang Yi asked cautiously.
"What do you think? Do I need to watch your actions twice?" the little witch raised her head in disdain.
Wang Yi was relieved, but also smiled bitterly, he learned this trick at the beginning, because of the uncoordinated limbs, he was not less regarded as a typical criticism, and he studied and reviewed thousands of eight hundred times before he finally learned it, but he didn't expect to come to this world to perform for the first time, so he learned it for this chick, it seems that she is a genius.
"Hehe, you don't understand this, do you...... You have nothing to do, and practicing a thousand times and ten thousand times is also futile, which also explains why I am a medicine official, and you are a ......" Wang Yi said this, and quickly shut up, this is the little witch's sore spot, and it is also the reason why she is unrelenting and unchanging to chase herself. "Ahh......h This, ah......hhh
This was a prelude to the brutal torture of him.
Wang Yi's brain was racing.
"Ahh......h The cold cicada is poignant, the long pavilion is late, and the showers are at the beginning of the break. The capital tent has no clue, nostalgia, and Lan Zhou urges. Holding hands and looking at each other's teary eyes, they were speechless and choked. Thinking of going, thousands of miles of smoke waves, twilight is heavy and the sky is wide.
Affectionate parting since ancient times, and even more so can be snubbed in the Qingqiu Festival! Where is the wine awake tonight? This past year should be a good day and a good time. Even though there are a thousand kinds of styles, who can you tell them about?"
Wang Yi finally read out Liu Sanbian's "Yulin Bell" at the last moment when the little witch started.
As soon as she heard Wang Yi reciting the poem again, the little witch's violent temper disappeared all of a sudden, her hair was no longer on end, her willow eyebrows were no longer erect, her eyes were not round, and her hand was gently lowered to rub the corners of her clothes.
"Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, good, affectionate, unchanging, good sentences, good poems!" Suddenly, there was applause and a woman's clear voice.
This voice was obviously not Miss Ning's.
Wang Yi looked back and saw two smiling beauties appear in front of him, one was plain-faced and clear-looking, of course it was Miss Ning, and the other was towering, jade and colorful, wearing a water-green dress, looking like she was about twenty years old, but she didn't know who it was?
"This is ......" Wang Yi's eyes widened, showing confusion.
Miss Ning smiled: "It's my mother, thank you so much." She gave another big gift.
"This ......"
"Hahaha. The woman let out a hearty and bright laugh, and was clearly in a good mood. "Yes, yes, at a young age, he became a rare medicine official in the world, and he sang such a good poem and saved the life of the old man, I am very satisfied. ”
Wang Yi and the little witch looked at the young and beautiful face, but they claimed to be old and looked weird.
"Ah...... I never expected that this eldest sister would ...... Oh no, this aunt, oh no this fairy...... is so young and beautiful, far beyond Xiao Ke's expectations, Xiao Ke is so polite. When Wang saw such a beauty, he was also incoherent.
The woman waved her hand and said, "No need to be polite, it's all a family, this is done, I agree." ”
Wang Yi was inexplicable, he had only been here for a few hours, how could he become a family? What had happened?