When Guo Jia went to Dong Zhuo, the fat man who was regarded as a demon by the border enemies and looked more like a tyrant in the eyes of the people of Liangzhou.

I was sitting alone.

has an ordinary face, but he has been fighting for many years in the iron horse of Jin Ge. A pair of gloomy eyes added a bit of a sinister aura to him, but it made that face a little finishing touch

He is still a circle larger than Zhang Fei, with a sturdy flesh of 300 catties, and a large black heavy armor.

Make Dong Zhuo look like an iron mountain.

Every step taken on weekdays makes the nearby ground suffocating.

Some officers under him patted their ass and said, "General Dong, trembling mountains and rivers"

Naturally, it is a disgusting language that is sensual and flattering,

However, this fat man really has to choose a strong horse to ride a horse, otherwise he will definitely not be able to withstand the weight of 400 catties of his armor and people.

When Guo Jia entered the door, Dong Zhuo grinned, compared to the gloomy and vicious things that made his officers nervous and uneasy, he was really happy.

And when he saw Guo Jia sitting on the side casually and carrying the jar of wine to his eyes, Dong Zhuo was slightly surprised

"It's strange, it's strange, you can bring me wine......"

"In the Xiliang army in recent days, for some reason, it has spread all over the world, and you secretly sent a thousand iron cavalry to intercept and kill Lu Bu who went to Youzhou,

Some people even found the corpse of the iron horseman, whose armor, sabers, and military horses are all the same as your Xiliang military system, and even those dead people really have military status in the army......

Thinking about it, you are worried, Guo is in a good mood today, and he has played an altar of wine for you to dispel your sorrows......"

Guo Jia's tone was smiling, with a bit of ridicule.

Dong Zhuo stretched out his huge palm, took the jar of muddy wine, and asked intentionally or unintentionally

"Whose counter-plot? It's a little superficial, will she Lu Fengxian believe that I will send someone to kill her? ”

"She's not going to believe it, and you don't think she's going to believe it...... The purpose of this is not to expose a thousand dark stakes, and it is not intended to worsen the relationship between the two of you......"

Guo Jia looked at Dong Zhuo with a strange smile:

"After you said that you want to take Lu Feng into the room first, your relationship has long been a thin layer of ice, and there is no need for it to deteriorate... She was so restrained that she didn't kill you... Right......"

Listening to the merciless poking of the friend in front of him, Dong Zhuo, a fat man known for his ferocity and cruelty, actually said with some embarrassment

"Hey, too, too......"

"The purpose of doing this is simple, fundamentally speaking, in the distance, it is just to give Lu Fengxian a reason to kill you a few years later.

Guo Jia smiled and said loudly: "The thief Dong Zhuo is unkind and unrighteous, although Lu Bu cares about the division between the lord and the minister, but after all, this person has become a national thief, thinking about his past, mean and unkind, he once brought heavy troops, and he also wanted to get rid of the heroes of Biao Bing, and today he only kills him to repay the country......

At that time, thinking of a large number of Xiliang neutral generals, it was very easy for her to subdue, and this reason was enough to become a fig leaf for a bunch of wall grass......

The effect in the near future is that in the eyes of many people, you even want to kill her, and it is inevitable that everyone will be in danger for a while, and it will inevitably mess up people's hearts...

And if you brutally purge the officers who have been placed because of this operation, it will obviously exacerbate the fluctuation of people's hearts and damage your prestige for many years..."

"If you allow it for the time being, the fact that those people are alive is equivalent to acquiescing in the fact that this interception is your order.

Anyway, disgusting you Dong Zhuo...... You're not comfortable......"

"This man is really ruthless...... Hahaha" Dong Zhuo smiled gloomily.

Guo Jia sneered: "Who let her come to Liangzhou last time, you joked that she could be your daughter-in-law when she grew up...... Self-inflicted"

Dong Zhuo suddenly sighed:

"Zhuge Kongming?" When did I have a grudge against her? ”

Guo Jia gloated:

"Although I have never met this junior sister, but with her many actions, I can deduce her temperament one or two, just like you, a fat man, she is a willful person whose personal joy and anger override the overall situation of gain and loss.

But she is too powerful, even if she only wants to be happy and mess around with everything, she has held most of Youzhou in just over a year......

Don't say that you can't compare in your life, I can't even admire it with tears and laughter......"

Dong Zhuo sighed and scolded:

"It's all you demons who are rampant, how can we play with stupid people who have worked hard to climb......"

Guo Jia shook his sleeves and glanced at him and said:

"Some people mean it, some people don't mean it, but after all, it created the current situation. , a tree planted by Pang Tong, I pruned the branches, Kong Ming fertilized and watered, and many people who did not know in the bureau removed insects for this tree.

Although the fruit is a little poisonous, the first fruit that will bear fruit in the future will fall into your fat man's mouth, are you still stupid? ”

Dong Zhuo was a little scoundrel and said to Guo Jiadao

"Satisfied, satisfied, I'm so satisfied, you're so kind to me......"

"After entering Luoyang, I can finally taste the queen mother and concubine......

Guo Jia said with some annoyance:

"You hold the strongest combat power in the world, there is no one, but it is really the first military team in the world, and this is what it is......"

"Otherwise, how else can I be the emperor? I am a martial artist, and in the eyes of the whole world, I am a barbarian who is the watchdog of the Han family, who allows me to sit on the throne? The entire imperial government. Bureau, when is it the turn of the warrior to speak......

If it weren't for this, the candidate for Luoyang would have chosen me Dong Zhuo?

It's not that you are a group of miscellaneous forces that divide the spoils unevenly......

Anyway, my body is here, eating and drinking, it's enough, and the rest is just authority and women, and being a powerful minister in Luoyang for a few days in the future is the ultimate, I am content, and I can't go further if I am not satisfied,...... In my life, the only thing I can ask for, and the rest of what I want is beauty,

You say, why should I give up her Lu Fengxian for the sake of an "overall situation"? I still have to search the world, search for beauties, kill all the people, and enjoy myself to the fullest, if this country is not mine, I will poke a few big holes in it before I die, let you fight slowly, make up for it slowly, anyway, Dong Zhuo doesn't seek a good death......"

Hearing Dong Zhuo's emotion, Guo Jia's eyes were like demons.

In a soft tone, he said: "Zhuge Liangce Jiangshan is to kill a person by the hands of the world, introduce the opponent into a position opposite to the general trend of the people, and kill with the general trend, in front of the opponent After she arranged, there is only the only way to die, no need to hide, disdain to hide, you know that you will die, and you can only die." ”

"Pang conspires the world to be harsh, increasing and decreasing every detail to the extreme, if it is a march to fight, every grain of rice, every soldier has the greatest effect...... Each wall is different in terms of its degree of solidity, and it can even be accurate to drop up to 10 large stones. Count the days on your own"

"But Master said that there has never been a prophet who can predict a prophet, but only a prophet who knows not is invincible......

If you buy the tavern junior in advance and ask him to serve you rice wine, and then tell you "someone will give you rice wine", then I will naturally not be wrong.

When everything is painstakingly arranged in advance, the world's major events are like rehearsing countless music and dance under the supervision of the strategist, and he naturally knows what tune will be next......

In the eyes of those of you who are listening to the music, he naturally knows everything. True Immortals......

Master said that this is the way of seeking ......"

"You're arrogant......"

Listening to Guo Jia's extremely rebellious words, Dong Zhuo was not annoyed at all, but just smiled kindly.

Guo Jia stared at the fat man in front of him and laughed at himself:

Of course, this is just talk, and this is not something that can be done by man, but just a hypothetical pipe dream after expanding the ability countless times according to the theory.

It's like you said that you don't have any thoughts about the throne, just say it casually...... Who believes?

Dong Zhuo smiled and said, "I believe it myself...... I really believe it, I have found someone to secretly draw seventy-two maps of the national colors, and I am waiting to collect them into the room after taking power......

The current queen and the future queen mother, the charm has not changed, and she is still in the thirty-third. I hope to live up to my reputation and be able to ...... my mother's bed."

As for the top ten, the fourth one, a maid in Wang Situ's family, Diao Chan, is the best......

The comments under her beauty picture are only seven words: "Shocking Hong tactfully turns the palm of the body",

That Li Ru was already amazed, but he still said that he didn't get the best out of it, I really don't know what a beauty it is......"

Looking at Dong Zhuo's fascination, Guo Jia really sighed with admiration:

"When the fake is true, the truth is also false, people like you who can even deceive themselves are really a little scary when you go down......"

Dong Zhuo only didn't hear the meaning of Guo Jia's words, and opened the jar of wine and tasted it carefully. The eyes are squinting and intoxicated.

Guo Jia smiled and asked, "Want to kill me?" ”

Dong Zhuo showed a sincere smile when he heard this, grinning with a mouthful of white teeth, and said with a smile in defense

"Never...... If you die, my Liangzhou will not be eaten by Zhuge Kongming...... Feng Xiao is not suspicious of loneliness... Otherwise, the monarch and the minister will lose peace...... It hurts, it hurts..."

"Lonely? Monarchs? You fat man is so sour......"

"Haha, but in the past two years, I'll practice first, practice first, otherwise a rough person will be embarrassed to be worshiped by those hundred officials who ask questions from universities......"

Looking at the fat man who was arrogant and crazy, like a proud tiger in his prime, Guo Jia scolded with a smile: "Fat is fat, it's rare to be ugly to the point of you, living like a mountain beast, I really feel sorry for those beauties......"

At the beginning, because of a beautiful concubine, the first room said with a smile: "The skin and flesh on the general's body are really rough......"

Dong Zhuo carried her out to steam her alive and cook her, and rewarded his subordinates with wine, saying that he wanted to taste the tender skin and flesh that Dong Zhuo did not have. ，

At this moment, he was scolded by Guo Jia for not saving face, but he was not annoyed at all, but smiled extraordinarily, and seemed to be very proud.

nodded and said: "That's right, I'm a man, what do I want to be beautiful and good-looking, do I still learn to pickle people or servants in the palace?" ，

Maintaining makeup is a girl's business, and men need to be not afraid of death, dirty, hard, and immoral climbing...... What do you want to do with a good face, but don't even have a face, it's the best ......"

"As long as you climb high enough, even if you are covered in, there are a lot of beautiful women who are willing to lick you clean......"

Dong Zhuo was talking happily, but he felt a chill down his spine, and when he raised his eyes, Guo Jia was like a fairy, sitting quietly with a peerless demeanor, full of smiles......

Dong Zhuo hurriedly stopped his mouth, forced out a bright smile, and said in a somewhat nervous tone:

"It's not scolding you, sir...... Not really...... A character like this gentleman deserves such a look......"

Guo Jia said: "Those officers, since they dare to expose it, they will be killed, don't worry about anything else, the situation will not be worse anyway......"

Dong Zhuo completely restrained his arrogance, and Nuo Ying responded: "I'll let people do it......"

"Don't worry about this moment, you have to finish the wine I brought,

The girl who sold wine was a family of five, and her father and two brothers all died desperately on the battlefield for you Dong Zhuo, leaving only the youngest three girls......

You, a poor and extravagant Liangzhou thorn history, drink her one grass and one jar of twenty bad wine, and you will not be wronged......"

Dong Zhuo's smile converged, he was silent for a long time, picked up a jar and drank it all, and his expression was in a trance. Rubbing his face, he said:

"Therefore, in the future, I will transfer the fat and people of the world to Liangzhou to raise the people, don't be sorry, national thief, whose country is this Liu Han? Anyway, I don't recognize it......

There is no suffering, our family suffers, and the rest of the people live peacefully, and they are justifiably scolded for our good deeds......

Hungry to death people in the world, you have to fatten Liangzhou, not to mention people, even a dog in Liangzhou has to eat meat......"

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