Chapter 102: Heavenly Sword Immortal

"Yo! kid......

"it!" (Leaf Fall)

Suddenly, a white-bearded old man appeared in front of Ye Luo, frightened Ye Luo, and raised his hand to the white-bearded old man's face.

"Bang-" The white-bearded old man took Ye Luo's punch firmly and stopped talking.

"Huh?!" reacting, Ye Luo hurriedly withdrew his fist and found that the place where he hit the white-bearded old man, not to mention the injury, did not leave any traces.

"Today's young people really don't know how to respect the old and love the young anymore......" The white-bearded old man stood up, said lightly, and turned to leave.

At this time, Ye Luo realized that he was originally sitting.

Seeing the white-bearded old man turn around and leave, Ye Luo hurriedly got up and shouted at the back of the white-bearded old man: "Grandpa, wait a minute......"

"Who is the old man to call?!" Hearing this, the white-bearded old man was immediately unhappy, turned around, walked to Ye Luo, put his face in front of Ye Luo, and said, "The deity is only a few thousand years old, is it still young?!"

"Uh......" (Leaf Fall)

On Earth, thousands of years old can be buried in the earth dozens of times, okay?

However, in the world of big guys, thousands of years old may really be young.

But......

Ye Luo stepped back, took two steps, and looked at the white-bearded old man.

Seeing Ye Luo looking at himself, the white-bearded old man deliberately straightened the clothes on his body and said, "What?!I was fascinated by the handsomeness of the deity?!!~ I can't blame you for this, your cultivation is still shallow, and you can't resist the charm emanating from me......"

"Uh......" The narcissistic speech of the white-bearded old man thundered Ye Luo.

It seems that there is something wrong with this old brain......

"Bang-"

"You have a problem with your brain, be respectful of the deity!" The white-bearded old man raised his head and pointed at Ye Luo's head, which was a shock.

"!" the pain was so painful that the leaves fell, and the tears were about to fall out.

"Wait a minute!How do you know what I'm thinking?!" Ye Luo was stunned, how did this old man know what I was thinking?

Or is it ......

This is the effect of the plague god's night fear?!

Clapping his hands, the white-bearded old man smiled: "What's so surprising, this is just an ordinary mind-reading technique!"

"Mind reading?!" Hearing this, Ye Luo was startled and hurriedly retreated, keeping a distance from the white-bearded old man.

"Little friend, what are you nervous about?!Mind reading is a spell that can only be used successfully if it is cast without knowing it, and now, you know it, and if you are on guard in your heart, it will be difficult for mind reading to work!"

"Really?!" Ye Luo asked in disbelief, and at the same time, he secretly said in his heart: You are a bad old man, like a fool......

"You're stupid!" The white-bearded old man's figure moved, and he came to Ye Luo in an instant, and hit Ye Luo's head again.

Ye Luo: "......"

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Ye Luo said, "Old man, didn't you say that mind reading can only be used without the other party's knowledge?!"

"That's an ordinary mind-reading technique, I'm an advanced version of an advanced mind-reading technique, and the other party can read what the other party is thinking without knowing it, right?"

"You bad old man......" (Ye Luo)

"Bang-" Ye Luo was hit by K again.

"Boy, what do you call your seniors? Do you understand politeness?"

Ye Luo: "......"

......

Ten minutes later......

"So, bad old man...... Ahem!Ahem!Heavenly Sword Immortal Senior, why did I come to this place called Mirror Flower Water Moon?!(Sitting on the ground. JPG)" (leaf fall)

"This is fate!" Heavenly Sword Immortal smiled, lay in the air, and said: "I created this mirror flower and moon, and have been here for nearly two thousand years, Ye Luo, you are the first visitor, do you say is it fate?"

"Is it fate?" smiled speechlessly, Ye Luo was a little curious, and said, "Senior, why did you create this space and stay in it for nearly two thousand years?!"

"What do you say?" Touching his silver-white beard, Heavenly Sword Immortal smiled, "Guess?!"

I TMD......

"What the seniors think, how can I possibly guess (the corners of his mouth twitch. JPG) ......" (leaf fall)

"It's a long story, so I won't talk about it (casually waved his hand. JPG) ......" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Is it?haha......" The corners of his mouth twitched, Ye Luo got up, bowed to the Heavenly Sword Immortal, and said, "Senior, I still have some urgent matters, can you send me out of this space?!"

"Of course you can, but on one condition!"

"On what terms?"

"Tell me a story, and if I'm satisfied, I'll send you away!"

"Stories?!I won't, jokes?"

"It's okay, as long as it makes me laugh......"

"Okay, let me think about it......" Touching his chin, Ye Luo began to search for the jokes he had heard, and after half a minute, he said: "Once upon a time, there was a unicorn, and one day, the unicorn fell into the South Pole and became ice cream (unicorn)!"

"Quack—quack—" (a flock of crows flies by)......

"Uh...... Isn't it funny?"

"It's not funny, it's even a little cold, change to another ......" Heavenly Sword Immortal yawned boredly.

"Well, recently, there was a toad that didn't want to eat, and didn't even catch mosquitoes to eat, and the other toads wanted to know what was wrong with it. At this time, the eldest toad jumped over and said, "Go and catch a swan!" The other toads were puzzled and asked, "Why?"

Heavenly Sword Immortal: "......"

"Ye Luo, is your laughing point too low?!Or am I laughing too high?!Why don't I feel funny at all?" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Senior, maybe your laughter is too high......" (Ye Luo)

"Change a ......" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Oh, I'm thinking about it...... Once upon a time, there was a carp who was good friends with the bird, and one day, the carp was bullied, crying and crying, and in the end, drowned himself ......" (Ye Luo)

"Will the fish drown?" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"The plot needed, so, it was drowned ......" (leaf fall)

"What about the birds, also drowned?" (Heavenly Sword Fairy)

"No, birds can fly, so they don't die......" (Ye Luo)

"Ye Luo, are you sure you're telling a joke?" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Of course!" Ye Luo nodded with a serious face.

"How do I feel like you're insulting my IQ?!" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Hmm, senior, do you still know the ...... 'IQ'" (Ye Luo)

"Bang-" A bolt of lightning slashed beside Ye Luo, and the ground was filled with white smoke.

"Uh......" Ye Luo couldn't help but swallow his saliva, could it be that he said the wrong thing?!

Also, senior, are you a Heavenly Sword Immortal? Why don't you use a sword?

"Ye Luo, I think, with your level of telling jokes, you have to stay with me for a long time in the mirror flowers and water moon......" (Heavenly Sword Immortal)

"Senior, can you owe it first?!Will you make up for it next time we meet?I'm really in a hurry......

"No, who knows when the next time we meet?!

"Uh......" Ye Luo covered his face with his hands, and jokes, stories, etc., if the full score is 100 points, then, Ye Luo is -100 points, and he is completely talented.

"That's right!" Although the system and Xiaozi can't be contacted, the system space can still operate normally, Ye Luo took out a few packs of snacks and said with a smile: "Senior, I have something delicious here, do you want to try it?"

There is no talent for telling stories and jokes, Ye Luo decided: use a delicious 'bribe' to Tianjian Immortal.