Chapter 206: Little White Brother
When the palace maid went out, Gao Yang opened the note in the rouge box and glanced at the scribbled handwriting on it that looked like an earthworm crawling, laughed out loud, and burned it with a candle flame after reading the contents, and a trace of determination flashed in his eyes.
That night, Gu Qing didn't sleep all night and kept making things, and there were often several explosions near the Taoist temple, and the whole village was restless at night, and many people who were tossed by the explosion did not sleep well.
Before dawn that morning, Gu Qing went to the court with his things, and when he came to the palace gate, Li Tai waited for Gu Qing.
"You're here, where did you go yesterday, my father lost his temper yesterday."
Gu Qing said leisurely, "I made a big baby for your father." ”
"What a big baby," Li Tai wondered.
"You'll know when you get down." Gu Qing watched the palace gate open and walked in all the way, the court was still the same, there was no accident, Gu Qing reported a few words to Li Er casually, and Li Er didn't say anything with a dark face.
Gu Qing is an official, and he is completely coping, and Li Er doesn't bother to pay attention to him.
After the court meeting ended, Gu Qing stood outside the Taiji Palace and did not leave.
"Stinky boy, don't leave yet" Cheng Yanjin looked at Gu Qing.
"Boy, think about life again......" Gu Qing looked up to the sky and sighed, "Uncle Cheng, the kid thinks about a very serious and profound question again. ”
"What's the problem" Cheng Yanjin asked, "I'll give you something to think about." ”
"Okay." Gu Qing said, "There is a cow, it ......"
"That cow broke its leg!" Cheng Yanjin's eyes lit up, interrupting Gu Qing's words, "Quick, tell your Uncle Cheng, where are you resting that cow?"
"Uncle Cheng, don't make trouble." Gu Qing's face was compassionate, "The kid's question is very serious and profound, and the cow didn't break its leg. ”
"Stinky boy!" Cheng Yanjin lifted his belt, "It's endless, the old man hasn't eaten beef for a long time, what does it mean that he hasn't broken his leg, then you tell the old man when he will break his leg." ”
"Uncle Niu, it's really not about its legs." It's so difficult to communicate with this guy, Gu Qing said with a wry smile, "There is a cow, its head is facing south, and its tail is facing."
"North, of course." Cheng Yanjin replied and buckled his nose.
Wang Qin interrupted the conversation between the two, "Gu Xianhou, Your Majesty has summoned you." ”
"Hey! Okay. Gu Qing calculated in his heart that he had finally summoned himself.
Cheng Yanjin watched Gu Qing's back leave, feeling strange in his heart......
Poof...... The guard laughed.
"Laugh what a laugh!" Cheng Yanjin shouted.
The guard stood up straight and replied, "General Cheng, the tail of that cow is not facing north, the tail of the cow is always facing down!" ”
“……”
Cheng Yanjin lifted his belt again, "There must be a cow that broke its leg, so the old man will look for it." ”
On the other side, a palace maid hurriedly came to Gao Yang's face, "Your Royal Highness Princess, Your Majesty has summoned Gu Qing." ”
Gu Qing came to an unknown palace and saw Li Er eating, "Your Majesty." ”
Li Er was still eating in his mouth, and Gu Qing remembered that he hadn't eaten since last night, and he was so hungry......
"Why haven't you eaten," Li Er said.
Gu Qing nodded vigorously.
"Sit down, you can eat too." Li Er spoke.
Gu Qing sat next to Li Er and also ate it, Wang Qin was dumbfounded, won't this kid shirk Your Majesty will let you eat it, and you will eat it like this
Eating something in his mouth, Gu Qing had a mouthful of fat, this Li Er's breakfast was too greasy, no wonder Li Tai was so fat.
After eating, the two of them drank tea, and Li Er looked at Gu Qing and didn't care about his behavior, "The food in the palace is not as exquisite as your family's." ”
"To each his own, to each his own." Gu Qing also said.
"Hehehe...... Li Er smiled facelessly, "Then tell me what is the difference." ”
"Actually, it's not good for your body to eat so greasy in the morning." Gu Qing said, "People come together from the morning, gastrointestinal resuscitation takes time, eating too much greasy things will lead to excessive burden on the stomach and intestines, and too much oiliness will also lead to some cardiovascular diseases." ”
Li Er didn't understand what Gu Qing was saying at all.
"Your Majesty has a big treasure that I want to show Your Majesty." Gu Qing said.
"Take it out." Li Er put down his chopsticks and took a sip of wine.
"Your Majesty, it's not good to drink spirits early in the morning." Gu Qing said again.
"Baby," Li Er put down the wine bottle.
"I don't see any effect here." Gu Qing continued, "Your Majesty is here with your ministers. ”
Although he didn't know what Gu Qing was selling, Li Er still walked behind Gu Qing step by step, all the way to the garden in front of the Lizheng Palace, Gu Qing took out a wooden-handled grenade from his arms, "Your Majesty is this!" is a new firearm. ”
"Firearms" Li Er looked at the grenade unexpectedly, "How to use this thing"
Gu Qing explained, "Your Majesty can use mines to deal with the war horses on the grassland, but if the enemy knows about such a thing, they will be all vigilant, which is also the disadvantage of passively triggered mines." ”
"Passive trigger" Li Er heard a new term.
Gu Qing said again, "But this wooden-handled grenade can solve this problem very well, it is an active attack weapon, it can be thrown and exploded, and we don't have to think about whether someone will step on it, or be stepped on by something." ”
"Less!" Li Er looked at Gu Qing and said, he was still busy dealing with the concerts in various places.
Gu Qing nodded, took out the grenade from his arms, pointed to the lead on the grenade and said, "Your Majesty, don't pull this line out of order, it will explode in five seconds after pulling out this line, and it will be sent to the immortal class in minutes." ”
Li Er: "......"
"Minister, let's demonstrate it again." Gu Qing said, "Your Majesty, please stand back." ”
Li Er retreated step by step, since it was a firearm, it was in danger, and Wang Qin was protecting Li Er.
Gu Qing pulled out the fuse of the grenade, a puff of white smoke came out of the grenade, and threw it vigorously among the flowers that no one was, bang! There was a loud bang.
Li Er came back to his senses and saw that the flowers were already in disarray, and the most shocking thing was the fragments in the flowers, which would have unimaginable consequences if they were blown up in the crowd.
"Ahh My little white! Suddenly, a childish cry sounded, and a hairy child about seven or eight years old was crying.
"Xiaobai" Gu Qing looked at the flowers, there was a rabbit that had been blown up and the flesh was blurred......
"His Royal Highness the King of Jin, they are all old slaves, and they are not optimistic about rabbits." With the persuasion of the eunuch on the side, the rabbit carcass was brought from the scene of the explosion.
"Little White Brother, you died so miserably......" Jin King Li Zhi sobbed and said to Gu Qing, "You compensate my little white brother!" ”
Gu Qing: "......"